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I hereby designate a day of Early Summer the Christening Day, the day of Manly Holiday. This a day for men to celebrate manly things. Norse Maxxing. Literally sacrifice something of value to God in a real life fire in exchange for God blessing you with superhuman characteristics. Drink an entire bottle of mead (~$10), and then, while you have the knowledge of the Vanir-Aesir, go full schizo and figure out how your last name is actually cryptic proof that you descend from divine blood. Arm wrestle people nearby. Tell them they're weak, and you're stronger, and you can prove it, then agree to the competition they set up. Wrestle, box, bareknuckle or with gloves, but no head punches, since you're gonna use up all your free pass concussions on everything else. Give yourself a scarification tattoo of a thurisaz rune somewhere on your body using a real life thorn from a thorn bush. Get a football and a frisbee and see who can throw them the furthest and kick the foot ball the furthest. Drink one entire bottle of moon shine. Sun burn your neck. Drive a gas powered vehicle off a ramp in order to jump it over something and capture it on video. Have a full cooler of energy drinks, or multiple chilled pots of coffee to keep yourself going all day. Find some liqueur and beer from your home country (for Americans, just a last name origin google search). Drink 20 beers from your home country. Print out a Norse Compass and drool all over it, then put it in a bottle with the thorns you used earlier for your tattoo. If it's a plastic bottle, bury it as a permanent source of magic. If it's a glass bottle, burn it in the fire. If you're based, make one of each.
Dinner food:
>lamb. This is the proper level of difficulty to aquire that it's worth doing, memorable that you did it, and it tastes good.
Here's some words
>This holiday powerful
>civilizational
>founding
>barbarian
>Stirnerist
>creation
Those are all very good words.
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This is political because I studied a lot of Anthropology, which is the study of Human Beings in a society.
I learned about Male and Female dominated societies.
I learned that Male dominated societies perform female circumcision, like Boko Haram does. I learned female dominated societies perform male circumcision, like Feminism does.
So I designed this Holiday which is fully compatible with our society, which includes the relevant pieces of societal technology in order to turn us into a male dominated society, by empowering anyone who celebrates this holiday with attention from God, who only pays attention to those who stand out and make loud noises which are addressed directly at God. This holiday is also fun. It's full of the kind of stuff younger me would have thought was badass before I believed in God. Also, the end of the Holiday, is that you, the host, reveal thay everyone's name is a prophecy, and there's an even bigger conspiracy plot coming in 2030 than Covid was in 2020. Then you end the day by watching YouTube lore videos about your favorite fictional character in order to fall asleep and dream stressless fantasy filled dreams, which will cause your brain to shit out its darkness, by raising it's vibrations, which will allow it to see the better world coming.
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>>537097613
You know the "norse" were sodomites, right? Like their god, odin, the semen sucker...
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>>537098108
How? You country on the other hand is the biggest market for cocaine ON EARTH 1 out of 2 American adults have tried drugs in their lives and most Americans divorce 63% to become gay or promiscuous and do drugs
Hahaha
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>>537098108
At one point Denmark had their 500 billion GDP and they had one pharmaceutical company worth 500 billion because Americans are so fat and disgusting and have so much money from stolen oil and war stocks
hahahaha
Americans are so ugly and fat because of depression and drugs they made Denmark have a company the size of their gdp
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>>537098108
Gray Goose laws were that if someone was homosexual, you were legally required to call them gay and then fight them to the death, and if they lost, they lost their citizenship status and could be killed by anyone without the killer having to pay weregild.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%AD%C3%B0
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In Haiti, the black slaves overthrew the white colonists, and killed almost all whites. Soon thereafter, they were ruled by a voodoo using cannibal dictator.
In Liberia, white people gave black former slaves land in Africa, to have their own American colony on. They named it after our founding value of Liberty. They also ended up ruled by a voodoo cannibal warlord. Poppa Dock and General Butt Naked, you can look it up. So everything is doomed because of Africans and Indians, who have no plan at all besides durka durka voodoo. Which they practice until randonly, the richest white people, the jews, lose their minds and start working for Africans instead of other white people. Clearly, durka durka retard voodoo from the stone age works, and just being smart and rich doesn't do jack-shit, since all our rich people rootless cosmopolitans and jews who don't care about our ancient and eternal white race. Except for Elon and maybe the Ellisons and Trump. Like 50% of the 1% is jewish, and that's what I mean when I say being rich and smart isn't enough to win. Anyway, I am asking for help designing this holiday. It was supposed to by analytical and based on anthropology and sociology and political science and quants and statistics in order to be the ideal male holiday to assert dominance.
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>>537097613
So be a cross between a tweaker and a hick? The Norse were not so civilized were they? You did back then what Somali pirates do now...
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>>537100510
Beaners were under cannibal voodoo warlords too, that's what the Aztecs amd Mayans were doing, they ate those people they sacrificed. It was a daily community feast. Now they're going back to that with the cartels taking over, they worship death and chop people up, sometimes eating parts of them. There are videos showing the savagery.
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>>537102917
Yes. Our society has a space for niggers in. It's kind of like jocks, homeless people, down syndrome, soccer hooligans, and southern gospel all rolled into one. I want to loot their niche, and I don't want any of their garbage along with it.
I think white people should be well equipped to traverse all social territory. I think white people are the big swinging dicks of Planet Earth. I made this post because I want the White Pride to span across classes and cultures are countries. It's all real physical tough stuff to do, and it's all fun. I think the Royal Family in England wouldn't create liberal freak bags like that one Prince who married that nigress actress, if he grew up doing this kind of stuff. And I think white trash, trailer trash, red neck kind of people, would be less likely to mix with black people, if they had a racist pro-white manly holiday like this every year. If you are a redneck, you should do something blue blooded and white collar like eating a lobster. If you are a city slicker, you should deliberately give yourself a neck sunburn, which is where the term redneck comes from. It's just about doing white people stuff for the sake of it, especially the stuff that's foreign to you, whether it's remembering the old ways or eating lobster.
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>>537097613
Nothing more manly than a cross-dressing tranny pagancuck fake god lmao
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>>537098108
And Christ was a jewish pedophile cult leader, everyone has their flaws i guess
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>>537104668
Do you know of a different, better god to worship?
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Hell yeah!
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Respond to this post or the legs of you will brush against the legs of a camel.
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>>537104668
>Thor decieves literal giants to get his weapon back
>jesus wears a dress all his life, turns the other cheek and dies in a jewish s&m session
Warrior Gods > shitskin jew "gods"
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>>537098108
Pagans drowned gay people in bogs. Tacitus wrote about it. Fags were put in the bog with a wicker panel on top of them and they were pressed down into the mud. They saw homosexuality as shameful and wanted their bodies out of sight when they would normally hang criminals publicly.
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>>537097613
its very feminine to need a special day for that t b q h



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