Rerolling soon what are the chances I'm born in India?
extremely high, do not risk it
>>537104549grim
>>537104475The chance of this happening is the only thing that keeps me from roping.
>>537104475>Rerolling soon what are the chances I'm born in India?Very High
>>537104475
99% chance not worth it
>>537104549He could be born anywhere else in the universe. As some froglike being or algae.
No goys allowed>>537104910
>>537104637I think it's already at 20%
>>537105551I've heard enough guess I live another day
>>537104475You will not be reborn on this planet.
>>537104475>be me>rope>flash of light, archon niggers tell me I didn't learn to love the demiurge enough so I'm going back>being squeezed out of a cunt>wtf it smells bad>worse than usual, like literal shit>start to hear a strange language >sounds like two retards slapping their lips and yelling>the smell is getting worse>head begins to crown>wtf>I'm the color of literal shit>ohfuck.jpg>I've been reincarnated in India>try to hang myself with the umbilical cord but before I can a train runs over me while I'm halfway out of the womb>back in the light>archons tell me I'm going to nigeria this time
>>537105857At least the worst is over.
>>537105857Just do the same thing again with the cord.Also loving the demiurge is not how you escape but instead answering questions clearly, or so I've heard.
>>537104637damn, this image made me feel VERY thankful.I couldn't imagine being born there
>>537104475>what are the chances I'm born in IndiaZero.Once a soul reaches a level it can't go back, only up
>>537105997Proofs?
>>537106083The quality of population pyramid is a real pyramid.Read: Lots of Niggers, indians and shitskins in the world wide population, but only ~6% whites.
So why do you guys all believe in reincarnation now, did you see it in some anime or sumthing
>>537106543It's a more compelling argument than a jew on a stick.
>>537104475May I have some chips?
>>537106543Reincarnation is one of the most basic human beliefs, so basic it has to be trained out of them in order to believe anything different.
>>537104475You might not even be born on this planet again or even in this same reality, so I wouldn't worry about india. I'm dying and I've been having dreams of past lives in completely different dimensions and shit so I'm not really worried, and if I do end up a jeet somehow I'll probably just just get myself electrocuted or hit by a train.
>>537105997Oh well at least one day I'll be a monkey again and a panda and a bird and a lizard and a frog and a mouse and a bug and a piece of shit and cosmic rays and antimatter and then leave this universe forever.
>>537104475You stop existing when you die. Your brain is a computer.
>>537104475>>537107089Also jeets are pretty close to being just straight up monkeys, so they're hardly even alive, and that makes me assume that life as a jeet probably goes by fast as fuck
>>537106543rather than believing in it i think they are willing to engage with the subject of the thread
>>53710447517% indian 20% chinese 10% middle east 3%abo 8% white 10% latino 12% jungle asian 2% japanese 18% black
>>537104549At least jeets are finally starting to not breed like niggers for a while
>>537107895AAAAAAAAARGGGHHH ELONNN WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT INDIAAA
>>537104475Yeah, I've definitely got less than 5 years left, sucks. I'm 39. Reincarnation isn't real and is just pagan wishful thinking. You need to go to Confession and repent
>>537104637That's some existential dread right there, I love being White
>>537108165And no I'm not a spic, not even being from East Texas. My sister did that DNA nonsense, never seen the actual results, but she said we were what we thought, mostly Western, northern, and some East European and like 2% drunk Injun. My mom's side of the family is German abd been here since the 1600s and darkened North Carolina and Tennessee, and Dad's side are micks that came right before the Civil War
>>537108336And settled* phone posting sue me
>>537104475it's insane to believe someone will be born in the US or Europe and then decide to reroll when you have a >80% chance of getting fucked including a >30% chance of getting megafuckeddid you get born with down syndrome, is that why?
>>537104475>Rerolling soon what are the chances I'm bornPrecisely 0%.
>>537104475tea? what are you gay
>>537104475It's not a game. You don't respawn. Simulation theory is just creationism for atheists. Wake up and smell the coffee, this is your one and only shot.
This past six months I've been so shit, no doubt I am at high risk of being born in rhe vicinity at least! I hope I am instantly drowned.That should make my izzat karma points better so I can be born a bit further away, hopefully not in the middle East. If I have zero say... and can't set fire to the throne, then the scales are.gonna fuck me up. lol
>>537104572Horrific!
>>537108908The more you consume poop the easier it is to escape samsara. Whites reborn as indians because they aren't willing to eat the poo.
>>537105031Lol, hope dies.last!Anything but india.Also thought, what if he's born into a universe where everything is india! The horror.
>>537105755Lol, you scared me OP! I felt as if you'd gone and were reborn in india, a sorrow. What kind of psyop shit is this, my mind is broke.
>>537105911This. lol
You are most likely to be reborn in africa or india, if you even get to be human. Having squandered your human roll you will probably only qualify to respawn as an insect or fish for the next many respawns until you prove yourself so well as a cockroach you get a chance as a dolphin or ape.If you continue to impress maybe, just maybe you can be an indian human.
>>537109017With a great threat looming where only indians are popping out everywhere that we might reincarnate as indian... you could easily start a poop cult! lolThat is how mortified the world is of them.
>>537109191>Having squanderedBecause human existence is a gift, right? Get fucking real.
>>537107895>At least jeets are finally starting to not breed like niggers for a whileThis is both a blessing and a curse. The blessing is obvious, less jeets, the curse is their population will start to invert like chinas and they'll start fleeing like rats as the economy implodes.Deportations are obviously required now, but we need to make absolutely sure once we're done that our shores and borders and ready to repell literal hordes within 20 years.
I have respawned...wait noooBy pure numbers you will have to be an insect or livestock animal many times before getting a shot as a human again if ever. The whole world might look like India by then.
>>537104475wait for india depopulation
>>537105969If you don't organize Germany will look like India too in 100 years
>>537109268it is if you're not a poor bitch like you
>>537104475Try to live as long as possible, maybe Pakistan/India will reduce their populations to zero in a nuclear exchange. Just don’t die right now, it’s too dangerous. It’s also imperative to have lots of children if you and your wife are both white (or Jap), this creates more spots available for souls to enjoy a nice life.
>>537104475Since they are currently flooding the globe I'd say 100%.
>>537104475>what are the chances i’m born in India0, because you’ll cease to be. If there’s some substrate element in you that reincarnates it clearly won’t be what you consider to be “you”, your ego. So even if you were born as a malformed rat in some chinese sewer you wouldn’t care, you couldn’t, cause you’d be long gone.
>>537107156Do us all a favor and reduce the jeet population somehow. Not with killing, but with like mass energy outtakes or supplying issues. Or fuck Israeli wemen and boobs sar!
1 in 4 that you're born to an Indian mother. Don't do it. It's not worth it. If you must, wait until starvation cuts their numbers. Then you'll have better odds
>>537104475Look at it this way- If you are born with a couple of parasitic twins attached to your torso you will be considered a God over there.
>>537109726It won't ever happen from itself. Animals reproduce like crazy, and if there are no outer existential threats reducing their population they become a plague
>>537104475100%
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