>Sausage fest watching two guys locked in missionary on the White House lawn during pride month, 2026
imagine the smell, no really imagine the smell
>>537115616>not a single woman in sightlool
>>537115616Guys redpill on MMA being gay? Never heard any good reasoning
seems gay
>>537115616Who the fuck goes to a fight to pull women? You get drunk with the lads
>>537116495half naked sweaty dudes interlocking their bodys and rolling around on the floor while other men are watching.zero pussy involved.its gay af.Trump decided on this because he is gay himself (had gay sex with Ray Cohn) and his son Barron is also a homosexual.Trump also dances often to the Gay Homo hymn known as "YMCA".
>>537115616>not being comfortable enough in your sexuality to handle something like thisno you borderline fags that sit in your basement jerking off to anime wouldnt undertstand
>>537116495isn't there a UFC fighter to gay pipeline?i think it might be the steroids, then again these are men who admire male physique so most likely they've thought about those things
>>537116458Thats a good thing? Women should be at the home, not getting involved in politics and not hanging with the boys
>>537116623all these men are gay, there is no woman at home
>>537116495>Spends years rolling on the floor with sweaty dude>get BTFOd by a knife, a brick or even just some twink suckerpunching youI guess if you got bullied and have low confidence doing combat sports is good.
>>537115616>Sausage fest watching two guys locked in missionary on the White House lawn during pride month, 2026It's /ptg/ outdoors.
>>537116655You zoomers just can't have comradery without thinking its gay. Is the only thing on your mind "can i have sex with the person next to me"?Fucking coomer brain rot over here
>>537116673>get BTFOd by a knife, a brick or even just some twink suckerpunching youbut you would be very good at gay sex
>>537116495touching and holding other men is gay. Men fight with ranged weapons and armour.
It was worth it though since Garth won.Only real ones and not cassies will understand.
>>537116732explain how watching two half naked men performing simulated homosex is a straight man activity
>>537116763This is what im talking about! You cant see it as anything other then homoeroticism. Your brain is fried I could never convince you othwise
>>537116495>owned by jews>beloved by gulf arab degenerates>fake sport built entirely on showmanship and gamblingnot exactly rocket science here
>>537116822I love watching street fights. MMA is pretty gay though
>>537116495Everybody that does BJJ can't wait to tell you about it and how cool and humble and whatever the fuck else they are for doing it. Other martial arts are usually ok though, kickboxers and anything adjacent to that's usually had the most level headed people.
>>537116822I see gay shit and want nothing to do with it because I'm a straight man.also there are other combat sports that arent as gay as this.
>>537116912>I like watching niggersvery German, very not like everyone else
>>537115616legit looks like a gay club
MMA is boring as fuck.Not sure why anyone would want to watch that hugfest.Even the highlights from that garbage usually involve an actual kick or a punch, not some guy hugging someone else into submission, which is what most of that crap is about.
>>537116763because women are softer, have curves and like stuff like flowers, perfume, Taylor Swift tunes and the color pink. That's all gay as hell. Like super gay.But two dudes driving their Ford F250s to a metal cage and rolling around clenching covered in each others sweat and other body fluids? That hard manly stuff. So straight as straight can be. Crows is all trucks, shirts off, beer, tats, more trucks, Kid Rock music, mullets, sweat, muscles and course more big trucks. All straight as a God iron rod. There is nothing more straight! Hardly a women around being gay. Just men watching two sweaty dudes clenched up on the ground. Double the manly straight manliness. https://youtu.be/zcQDlqT_6-k?si=S3BldeDTvoyEHp5F
>>537117160> bongfag assumes street fights automatically means niggersLOL that tells a lot about yourself then the German anon.
We're all ignoring the important question: Did Grandpa Donny manage to stay awake for the show?
>>537117351>MMA is boring as fuck.because the less limited rule set ruins all the action and being able to see the fighting skills. Low tier Jr division Muay Thai with 70 pound 5 year old kids in Thailand has x10 the action. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UltbDkDVKsM
>>537115616some of the Eddie Hall fights have been entertaininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TggdK8_K-sMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C30eDh3v2ycTbh his forte seems to be mma, he is built like a gorilla. Much better than boxing
>>537116732i fuck women and don't want to watch naked dudes snuggle and play fight with rules and soft mitts
>>537116732For me it goes >would I have sex with the person next to me (Usually no)>can I have sex with the person next to me (Usually yes)>will I have sex with the person next to me (Also usually yes, they will bend to my will either way)
