Oh wow Iran really won
>>537121570It's 5d chess o algoYou lost tranny
>>537121570Nice try iranny we got a higher kd ratio so we win USA USA USA
i will not pay for the whore moose
>>537121570doesnt matter what it says israel will bomb beirut and iran will say the deal is off
>>537121570Strongest nation in the world btw.
>>537121570When was the last military conflict the USGay actually won? The first Iraq war?
lets just wait until Friday to see whats actually in the deal
>>537122299There’s not going to be a deal, trump forgot to ask daddy net and yoohoo
>>537121570art of the deal possibly the worst deal in history
>>537121570>there will be a dealIsrael will initiate TLD again in 24-28 hours.
You won, iranny.
can’t wait for us to blow them up again when they least expect it. Muslims are retarded enough to fall for it a 4th time after all
>>537121570So.....what did we gain from this war?What a dumb decision, you'd think Trump would learn now, with jews you lose.
>fees will begin after a 60 day waiver periodLmaoHow does Iran not realize that the US is just going to use those 60 days to slightly stabilize worldwide reserves, while also resupplying and planning the next offensive. You have to be retarded to think that zog won't just continue in 60 days. It's common sense really.
>>537122605>weif by we you mean insiders in the government making a shitload of money off market manipulation, a lot.
>>537122605>So.....what did we gain from this war?We (not you) gained a lot of money from fucking with the market, a really cool ground hugging match, and demonstrated that the gorilla feed munching testicular manslaughtering warchiefs don't fuck around and are more than willing to kill your children if you refuse our orders.
>>537121570Who cares. Iran was never a threat to us. Israel is a greater danger to us by far given the lengths they have gone to compromise the government. A loss for Israel is a win for us and the world. So with this interpretation Trump's failure is actually a win because it weakens ZOG substantially.
>>537122616The US hasn't won a war in 80 years so it's not like Iran has anything to worry about
>>537121570>toll free >it’s not a toll it’s a feetrump is a kike confirmed
>>537121570we all know shit is FAKE AND GAY, but what do the jews gain from this exactly? It's [current year], I have a hard time believing some hook noses aren't pulling the strings behind the scenes in Iran as well
>>537121570I want the war to continue. Billions of jeets must die.
hahahahahaoh this is the biggest humiliationI'm going to run my cock and balls all over the faces of the retards who cheered this war and held a smug Cavalier attitudeLOLOLIRAN WONISREAL LOST
>>537122934Since the start of the bombing last year, syria was overthrown and israel is at open war with lebanon, but no one cares bc muh war with iran.
>>537121570So , you have PROOFS of any of your claims?Other some retarded fake X post? You have any links to .gov US sites, or any iranian news sites??
>>537123100>any links to .gov US sites,You think zog is going to admit they were btfo this hard?
>>537122919>>it’s not a toll it’s a feechat gpt made this peace deal
>>537122934>we all know shit is FAKE AND GAY,Exactly. > but what do the jews gain from this exactly?Which jews, Israel? Nothing .EU and UK are getting cheapo middle eastern oil. So called "OPEC" is located in Vienna ,Austria.>Headquarters Vienna, Austriahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OPEC
>>537123069>syria was overthrownjesus christ I had genuinely forgotten about thiswhatever happened to the lion of damascus?
>>537123176All we know it's a bunch of anti-Trump and anti-american BS. Bullshit. I want to know the real details, not from this website, pol, because 90% of crap here is just crap and BULLSHIT. I need actual links to actual resources, not X post ,not pol thread.
>>537121570Good for them.I hope they use the income to improve their society and defensive capabilities. And also nuke israel.
>>537123100It’s fake, retard. Even if it’s real, we’ll just blow ‘em up in a week when they get complacent. There is no penalty for lying to goyim!
>>537123346>I need actual links to actual resourcesimagine placing anymore trust in official statements and documents than you would some romanian anon
>>53712260515 (but probably more) dead zogbots
>>537122616The USA will replenish its arsenal in that time and potentially kill another 20k people closing the strait to fuck oil again for everyone and inflate their own money supply with a current 8% inflation? Not happening lol its over for you chuds. Regardless of what America does, the gulf states like Dubai are done for too. There is no stopping the capital leaving that country and now ME OPEC countries will have to pay royalties to ship their oil.
>>537121570Wait, the USA is really paying the 300 bn? kek
>>537122214I think Venezuela should count as a clear US victory.
Supreme leader here. I am pissed my new pussy stinks and I have executed both the Tyrone`s who failed to pleasure me and the doctors who fucked up my new pussy. And fuck the Jews for blowing up my massive Persian dick when this shit started. Oh just fuck Beirut. I only want my dick back. Supreme Leader. And also fuck the strait.
>>537121627so drumpf is secretly a based anti imperialist and he wanted to give Iran the strait and replace khalmeni senior beacuse he was to soft
>>537123204OPEC is getting absolutely screwed over by this deal because they all use the straight to transport oil
>>537123608Early days for that. The oil will stay in Venezuela for a while until they build refineries there, because it's not oil, it's oily sand. And not too many oil companies are interested in making that investment again, not just yet anyway.
Why does /pol/ believe everything someone posts here
>>537123926It's on the internet, it must be true
>>537121570Does this still result in india not having fuel for outbound flights? If so, we're all the winners.
>>537123926Everyone knows the Jews control the US. They wouldn't surrender unless it was truly over
>>537123912venezueala was clearly an inside job done in coperation i side venuzualan gov, people think moscow purges were unfair but this clearly shows that terror is needed to root out potential traitor, even after stalin died you haid traitors like beria who was ready to dissolve USSR
>>537123926>Why does /pol/ believe everything someone posts hereNobody believes a thing posted on pol. Over 90% of shit posted here is bots, shit, spam slide threads, or rage bait .
>>537122616https://xcancel.com/jam_croissant/status/2060595321009312022 He is going to wait until after midterms and then attack again
>>537121570you lost, tranny
>>537121570>giving Iran control of the region >making America's competitors pay more>making Iran an allySounds based to me.
>>537121570israel is going to continue attacking lebanon and the peace deal will be off the table again. stock market will go down. trump will freak out on truth social. iran will say THIS time they really are stopping negotiations. stock market go up. rinse repeat
I like when Iran fires missiles at Israel. I hope the war starts back up soon so we can continue to watch Israel be destroyed for what it's done to white Americans.
>>537124356>givingNever had the region to begin with
>>537124415is it really israel's fault if miggers want to be enslaved?
>>537124356How does this make Iran an ally?
This is literally the most humiliating defeat in modern history. I don't even think the total retreat from Afghanistan was as bad, since the consequences were basically self-contained to the shithole.
>>537121681Only way to prove USA won .. open McDonalds on the beach
>>537121570yeah bro iran is totally not lying
>>537122605>So.....what did we gain from this warZionist boomers got to protect daddy Israel
>>537124499I'm divided on wether Vietnam was worse or not. Much more dead US soldiers, much longer, but not such a huge impact on oil.
>>537124554While I am skeptical as it's in Iran's interest to make these claims why hasn't the US posted the MoU since both parties have already agreed and it's ready to be signed? If it has none of these concessions and is a huge victory for the US why isn't Trump posting the document? Trump doesn't shy away from showboating so why isn't he doing it now?
>>537123461>imagine placing anymore trust in official statements>parrots state media statements
>>537124603Vietnam was similar in that most of the damage was self-contained. This is literally a geopolitical surrender of navigable waters "security" for parts of the world. In fact, I now wonder if other nations with hand grenades and 3d printers aren't thinking about how to use this new world order to collect more gibs. I wouldn't even blame them. What can anyone do about it? Cry?
>>537125460They have a time window till there is a counter technology for masses of cheap drones.
>>537124061It was all a circus. there was no betrayal, Maduro probably gave himself up. Trump was the only way Maduro could've cashed out of the regime unscathed, along with his wife.
>>537121570Total American Defeat then...Expect an extreme surge in authoritarian policies in the west... This are the birth pains...
>>537121570Iranian bvlls winning
>>537121570It's a comedy and a tragedy at the same time. Wasted billions of dollars in missiles, made Iran realize they can earn money through the strait, they still didn't have a regime change and it's the same agreement Obama had with nukes but better for Iran.
>>537122214If you call shooting yourself in the kidney, picking up a drinking habit and dying at 40 of 'unknown causes' a win.Then, yeah.Iraq was pretty much the only thing balancing Iran.
>>537125275if they're the same statements why would you have any more trust an either one? logic is hard