They barracade toilets in with walls on each side in pleb "homes" in america. Like how the fuck do they even expect us to be able to clean the back of it?
>>537125032You get down and clean it? Better question is why is there carpet in your bathroom? Are your feet really that sensitive and precious? Pussy
Why are you pissing and shitting down the back
>>537125405with his violent diarrheas its not up to him to decide
>>537125032sir are you polish?
>>537125228He has vinyl tile with rugs bitch.Bathrooms should usually have rugs if you don’t you’re not a very clean, good person. I have seen bathrooms with just straight up carpet in them though. That is a nightmare.
>>537125405the toilet ejects shit everywhere when flushing and eventually starts growing on the walls that you can't reach. having the toilet in the bathroom is one of the retarded things we do here, the toilet should be alone in it's own spacey room if you have any sanity. boomers love convience though.
>>537126149The first sane, high IQ, nordic ayy ubermensh phenotype reply.
Does anyone make any fully freestanding toilet systems? I want to shit in the centre of my bathroom.
>>537125032This fat ass cant even bend over to clean behind his toilet
If your hand doesn’t fit you can just attach wipes to a dust wand or something. There’s nothing back behind the tank but dust and maybe a little bit of condensation anyway.
>>537126149Just close the lid when you flush. Thats what its there for
>>537125405>>537126149I exclusively piss and shit on the reverse side of the toilet
>>537126930Some kind of hindu ritual I assume?
>>537125032Have your wife deal with it?
>>537125032Make your kids lay down and get back there. That's why people opt for stuff like this. Kids and guests where their amenities can take up as little room as possible.
>>537125032I had a somewhat 'free standing' toilet at an apartment a few years back, and it was lacking any sort of sound baffle. It was not good. Every fucking sound echoed around the room and you could hear anyone taking a shit. And the door was right next to my bedroom.I learned to take my towel and place it over my lap to reduce the sound propagation a little bit.I've discovered the sink and wall next to the toilet along with a lot of additional surface area (shelves, towel racks, hampers, etc, will improve the auditory privacy in bathrooms.I was drinking a lot and eating tons of curry back then, so my shits were explosive and it was just bad news. I used to just tell people, "hey put on some music, this one's gonna make some noise".That was far less embarrassing than the alternative.
>>537125032I have three pleb toilets in the home I share with my little old dog, except mine all sit on ceramic tiled floors. I only shit in one of them - the one across from the tub that doubles as a bidet because the shower head is on a hose.
>>537126149It's one of many things done to scrimp on costs and simplify plumbing lines. You can use slightly less piping if you put the toilet in the same room as the bath because you can then run a single drain for sink, bath, and toilet from one room. It doesn't really add that much complexity or extra plumbing to put the toilet in a separate, but still nearby room, but a lot of things are done in this country simply because that's the way they've always been done. Homes in particular follow a bizarrely rigid and traditional system of design that builders are loathe to ever part from.
>>537126149I know how to solve that problem
>>537125032what am I looking at?
>>537126149If only there was a way to lower a barrier while you flush. Surely someone will invent such a thing.
>>537125228I detect weakness.
>>537134052Hitler never would have allowed this shit.
>>537127619I don’t opt for this.Make sure that every individual over can hear you shit. When you excuse yourself to go take a shit make sure that you lower the volume of any music playing and that you’ve had a very loud and necessary part of the social experience beforehand. Make your absence felt and then seemingly out of nowhere almost perfectly penetrating the awkward silence comes a trumpet call of shit resounding through the living room. Every single guest can hear your assholes reverberations throughout the apartment. Then wash your hands, leave, turn on the music, and try to have a good time after
>>537126144>I have seen bathrooms with just straight up carpet in them though. That is a nightmare.I have a memory of being in one of these bathrooms, squishy carpets slopped with piss, toilet on an elevated platform, a can filled with shitwiping rags and a very low ceiling that forced you to crouch
>>537134052lol disgusting. The boomer special. Probably has antique hardwood flooring under the carpet.
>>537134052How does that not get moldy? Do you use a wetvac for it or something? A dehumidifyer running 24/7?
I like my toilet room. Company can't hear my fat wife shit behind 3 doors; toilet room, bathroom, and bedroom door.
>>537125032You dont clean the back of it, you can try to dust it i guess but why bother?
>>537125032Stupid faggot, you floss the back of the toilet with the flossing towel. Don't you sub-humans have flossing towels in your derelict "nation". Next you're going to tell me you have toilets that piss up your asshole so you don't have to wipe, either. You probably don't even have a bucket of vinegar with a sponge stick in there. Jesus, this is grim.
>>537125032Drain the tank, then Remove the two bolts on each side and then pick it up and move it. It takes like 5 minutes
