>>537131182Oh yeah? Go ahead
>>537131182What's "statistically all women" mean? Is one trans?
>>537131182>You have to be comfortable with a washable re-usable tampon.>We have to save launch weight>Can't send extra tampons, sorry
>>537131494Compared to Judy Reznik, or shit even Christa McAulife, they all look trans, buddy.I think they're all dudes.
>>537131182Are they all going to throw a tantrum and spray diarrhea all over the capsule like that ISS chick?
>>537131182xdd The bottom right one is gonna steal all of the copper and make ridges into the silver and platinum components Artemis IV is not making it out of the hangar
>>537131182They’re gonna die
>>537131182
>>537131182did you know on the female /pol/ they call each other nona instead of anon?
Jfc, number 1 I guess. Maybe number 5 depending on her personality. Number 4 is definitely a dyke.
>>537131182>can't parallel park>can pilot a rocket to the moonI, for one, am really looking forward to this.
No a looker in the bunck, the jeet is probably the only one who isn't a fucking lesbo too.
>>537131734Literally kill yourself
>>537131182good, send all women into space
>>537131734funniest post I've seen today for some reason
>>537131945>>537131978the duality of /pol/
>>537131182>could statistically be all womenIs there something I'm missing? Or is the author just trying to add superfluous words to make themselves seem more credible?
>>537131855Is just like nascar, they will be fine!Up up and away instead of right, right and right.
>>537132144I believe it's some kind of cope, having looked it up nowor OP taking the pissprobably the latter, lol
>>537131945>>537131978i didn't make that up though...
If its an all foid team then you just know they will find some way to fuck it up. They will probably fly the shuttle into the sun or get lost in space without anybody to give them any directions. I just hope they live stream the event so we watch them slowly break down as they realize they are doom.
>>537131734>Be me>Go check out Crystalcafe /pol/>First post>I helped vote to import more thirdies today! Chuddies so mad! I love you NONA's!>Alt+F4
>>537131182I cant wait to get more obscured images of the moon
>>537132365that doesn't make it LESS funny
>>537132144 >>537131182 >>could statistically be all women>Is there something I'm missing? Or is the author just trying to add superfluous words to make themselves seem more credible?Yep. Of course if its a MOVIE SET, and you need to show BS and movies,then you can hire all female crews. They are good at BS. While when you need anything REAL, you are going to have to hire men .
>>537131907I would zero gravity creampie every one of them without hesitation.
>>537131182what did we get from Artemis I? other than NOT going to the Moon
>>537132412yup, they might as well get started on a spare rocket now to have one on hand when the all-foid rocket blows up
>>537132505In zero gravity semen goes out your ass
>>537131182nice. i think we should take all of the lesbos and shoot them into space. point the rocket towards the sun, please.
>>537131182I wonder how much each female on the crew increases the odds of a crash?Statistically speaking, of course.
>>537131182Please God let it happen and then blow up the rocket, it'd be so funny
>>537131182Imagine the smell.
>>537132627not everyone has yor experience, sven
>>537131182I don't even think even the women involved would want an all-woman crew.Just work around an all-woman office and you'll understand.
I'm beginning to believe nasa is running out of intelligent white men who are willing to lie for themExpect nearly all female astronauts in the future.
how long until one of them starts a catfight and opens a hatch because she's on her period
>>537133701soon as the spacesuits come off after launch and they realize they're all wearing the same outfit
>>537133928remember the woman who drilled a hole into the ISSshe probably remembered what her boyfriend did that one evening 6 years ago (he was literally just out with his friends as planned weeks in advance and she needed short term attention that evening)
there won't be Artemis iv in this decade
>>537134053lol, how can anyone forget that
>>537134164This sounds made up by the ruskies desu.
>>537135976I've been in relationships so it comes off a lot more realistic
>>537131182i was joking about this the day the A3 crew was announced. realistically its not going to happen
>>537133121fuck you, I was gonna say that!
>>537131182Not my problem.
>>537131855They dont control the craft.There was a big deal about the lunar fly-by where Houston Command & Control Center "turned over" flight control to the astronauts so they could "practice" in-flight.The crews are just passengers on a remotely controlled bus.
>>537131182well thats not coming back. one of them looks like a jeetette and top middle looks like that lass that did those porns to get back at daddy
>>537139263it can be manually piloted just fine if needed. look at the maneuvers they did around the expended SLS uppers stage during A2 for example. Yes, usually the vehicle is doing its attitude adjustments, engine burns etc according to a pre planned computer program (like during all the Apollo flights and landings) but they practice manual control too.
>>537131182On the same topic why can't they get back to the moon
>>537131182Imagine the gooning sesh
>>537139864well...they can. its just a matter of building the system to do it. looks like blue origin will win the contest to see how can make a landing craft.
>>537131182Countdown for them drilling a hole in the Artemis and killing themselves
>>537139864Dice la leyenda que hay un negro en la Lunahttps://youtu.be/XGVF_4QeWLM
>>537131182Women should be safe at home taking care of babies, not this madness.
>>537140009What the fuck happened to the last one
>>537132356it would be a mistake. Landing on the moon is really dangerous look at all the failed unmanned lunar landings in the last 10 years. NASA got lucky in the 60s and had an unlimited budget. Sending an all female crew risks an unmanned disaster.
>>537131182I would never stop laughing if they botched the mission.particularly if they failed to park the lander on the surface...
>>537131182Yes. please. Don't sacrifice any valuable lives.
>>537140931the entire production line was shut down. what would be the point of trying to recreate it and the ancient spacecraft it produced? they've already made new upgraded versions of the command and service modules used during apollo. just need the lander. keep in mind that mission profiles are quite different to that of Apollo, so even if the old Apollo craft were ready and waiting to be used, they wouldn't be able to carry out the plans.
>>537141048>NASA got lucky in the 60sthey had skilled well trained pilots who could react to conditions as they saw them.
>>537131182Statistically I should have a huge dick but I don't. Funny how that works.
>>537131182DO IT!Oh my god I want to see this.
>>537141999HERE COMES THE PSYCHO LEAF!
They're all post wall, so if they crash, nothing of value will be lost
>>537131182Do it faggots. Go ahead. I'll go get my popcorn.
>>537141332>>We got a 1201 alarm. Wtf does that mean?>Um, it'll probably be fine I think. Keep going bro
>>537139263They don't need to be able to pilot the craft in order to get themselves killed. With so many women in a stressful situation and no men to take charge, their stress will amplify exponentially and they will end up sabotaging their own rocket.
>>537131182Anyone who has ever worked with women knows what an awful idea this is.
>>537143031guys on the ground knew what was up and it wasnt an abort problem anyway unless it had gotten more constant. the old apollo guidance computer was pretty cool.
>>537143267They should send one gay and the rest women and see if they can stop him from raping them all on the moon. And it's like a secret sociological experiment that only he knows about in advance.
>>537143357>They should send one gayOne GUYIt wouldn't work with a gay
>>537143357>>537143474I actually wouldn't put it past nasa to plant a gay flag on the moon and say it's gonna be there forever
Somehow women are still oppressed
>>537131182Gearing up for the next space mission disaster are we? Keep me posted. lol
>>537131182Id pump their pod bays full of my space debris thru their exhaust hatches if y'all know what I mean.
