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Previous: >>537131372I keep forgetting
>>537137752I knew the Americans will betray Israel like they did Ukraine, Greenland, UK and all their other allies.Trump is a russian nigger agent traitor and Europe better get rid of him fast.
How did jews and other zionists think this was going to end? Did they think TACO was just a meme?
>>537137752Why are mutts so shit at warfare? They nearly always lose every single war they're in. I thought their military was the strongest? Why do they spend 95% of their yearly budget on the military if they can't even beat a sanctioned regional power like Iran?
>>537137752This isn't gonna end well
>BREAKING: Israeli withdrawal from southern Lebanon is not a condition of the U.S.-Iran deal, a U.S. official tells Reuters. Israel retains right to respond to any attack.>Iran's Parliamentary Speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf warned: If the U.S. "lacks the will and ability to fulfill your commitments," then "speaking of continuing the path is not possible." No Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon = no deal.>Hezbollah has repeatedly affirmed it will not respect any deal that does not include the withdrawal of Israeli troops from southern LebanonIs there a spurce for this? Did the US think they would get some sort of sunk cost fallacy and if they dangled 300B$ in front of Iran that would'nt fight this?
This one goes out to you Kween, at least we have something in common
>1. The addition of the phrase “guaranteeing the sovereignty and respect for the territorial integrity of Lebanon” to Article One of the memorandum; (US President Donald Trump had not accepted the inclusion of this phrase in earlier drafts).>2. The addition of the phrase “administration of maritime navigation services in the Strait of Hormuz” by Iran and Oman to Article 5 of the memorandum;>3. Exempting vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz from paying fees for a period of 60 days; (Iran intends to begin charging ships for services after that period).https://www.tasnimnews.ir/en/news/2026/06/15/3617830/disagreements-over-strait-of-hormuz-clause-in-iran-us-mou-persisted-until-final-minutes-sourceSo this is apparently word for word what's in the text, we'll find out on Friday
Netanyahu on the confrontation with Trump: It happens in the best families
>>537137837Seems like it more and more.
Irannies lost bigly
>>537137880sounds like this deal is doomed to fail
This “deal” is going to fall apart. Iran made it crystal clear that Lebanon is part of the deal or there is no deal. US officials already walking back Israeli withdrawal. Nothing else matters. Forget the alleged $300bn in damages and all the other noise, the Lebanon file is the most important one.
>>537138061Has Mario been looksmaxxing ??
>>537137842many such cases.
>>537138061I think this is just a temporary deal because America was completely unable to handle the war during the World Cup and summer season with so much international commerce, plus all the depleted munitions. After the World Cup, it will probably resume at some point, maybe in the winter after midterms.
total migger humiliation
>>537138165He was always conventionally attractive, but I think that new stubble he is sporting looks good on him
Kek, wtf is wrong with Bibi? He basically said he would rather annex the land outright than have peace with Iran and Syria
>>537137752colorado remains imgbanned>>537137842what’s crazy is trump’s ego unironically saved the deal and buckbroke israel - the reason everyone hates him is also the reason this will probably stick
Translation: "COPE"
>>537138061this happened the first time also, remember orange nigger posted to his truth social the ceasefire which explicitly included Lebanon and he and other retarded "officials" some not airquotes, were saying that Lebanon was not part of the agreement for the first one or two days. Just nigger, kiked behavior.
>>537138330That's just the standard Israeli position that they conceal from the world with retarded victim-playing hasbara.
>>537138330what is wrong with trump? he hasn't taken any action in fact he is giving the israeli president more power over the US than the US president got with the tom cotton added sections if he signs the next military budget
>>537138238He needs to let his hair grow in, the buzzcut is not doing him any favors
>>537137752did Iran attack israel after israel bombed Lebanon?i wasn't here
>>537137752Trump will just assassinate the delegation like he did the last two times they were going to sign a deal.
>>537137752Why does Iran have a Lvl99 Foreign Minister?
—/// Netanyahu, in response to a question:‘Iran wanted us to withdraw from southern Lebanon, but I was extremely, extremely, extremely firm in my refusal—and we will not do it’@Middle_East_Spectator
>President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, and Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf have electronically signed the Memorandum of Understanding.LMAO what the fuck is this crap? "electronically" this doesn't look serious
>>537138656would be funny af
Netanyahu now: "I did not say that removing the threat and toppling the Iranian regime were among the war goals" - a quick reminder from the start of the Operation Roaring Lion war: "The war goals are to put an end to the threat of the Ayatollah regime in Iran."
>>537138330his government depends on the support of hardliners, and if he loses their support he's going to get voted out, and if he gets voted out his long-postponed criminal trial will resume.basically he needs the war or he's going to jail.
>>537138647Dumpy came begged them not to and gave into all their demands so they wouldn't ruin his birthday. How that'll work out in the long run is tbd
>>537138791>Chronic liar liesi'm shook to the core
>>537138212gg ez
>>537137851the goal is forever wars to keep making money for their olig- entrepreneurs
>>537137752mooooslimes fuck goatsthis is totally hilarious
>>537138061its literally just to relieve pressure on the market, we'll be shooting at them again in less than a yearhow so many people think its any other than that is kind of mind boggling
Vance said the MOU was e-signed yesterday. That's not true. But he expects something to happen that will cancel the Friday paper signing, no one will ever find out. He can just say the "e-signed" document was nullified by whatever happens, and everyone will move on and forget what he said.But if we get to Friday and nothing has happened to derail the signing, and we get past Friday and there's no signing, will that mean that Vance lied when he said the MOU was e-signed on Sunday, June 14?
>>537138692
daily reminder Iran sold Lebcucknon out
Just saw that in the last thread some anon thought Hormuz Sama began with an AI slop mosaic. So here is the original hand drawn masterpiece, with date in filename.After all I have given you.I weep.I am wounded.This great offense can only be undone by giving me hot anime babes.If not, I will strike.
>>537137857PERFECT!
>>537138656Yeah, they're going to Europe this time. Not as friendly territory as Islamabad. The Iranian delegation has not been to Europe yet. Friday will be the first time. This is something that people really believe is going to happen.
>>537138831Boomer cringe picture
Netanyahu: "There is an effort to minimize the achievements. I understand that it is hard to accept the fact, but how can you compare Israel before October 7 to today?"
>>537138936spotted the moooslime kek
>>537138814thanksbut they're retards to to agree without guarantees desu. they should've told him to send over Donald Jr. and his family to Tehran.
I DENOUNCE Friday June 19 as a day that anything will be signed between the US and Iran!
>>537138906He was talking about mosaic that used it as reference
>>537138174Good thinking. I doubt Israel will hold out 60 days without acting jewish.
>>537138006>It happens in the best familiesthis is a common mocking phrase used here
>>537138899Pride Month turned into Shonde Month in 24 hours.nnnnnnnn
>>537137752In the cave>>537104628
>>537138962>moooslimegas yourself old man
>>537138832>we'll be shooting at them again in less than a yearWill we?
>>537138928they've been to Geneva multiple times
Hezbollah:—1In defense of Lebanon and its people, based on the legitimate right to resist the occupation and liberate the land, and in response to the "israeli" enemy's breach of the ceasefire, after detecting a force belonging to the "israeli" enemy army consisting of a bulldozer and two Merkava tanks advancing from Hima Arnoun - Al-Kammasha towards the crossing area on the outskirts of the town of Kfar Tibnit at 18:15 on Monday, 15/06/2026, the Islamic Resistance fighters confronted them with guided missiles and Ababil attack drones, forcing them to retreat.
>>537138165>>537138238don't you guys find the name Mario comedic? especially when put before Nawfal
Iran doesn't want to shoot at America. They just want to keep the strait closed while America hangs around and waits for a deal. The less shooting that happens the better. Shhh. Quiet, little baby while I choke you out.
LOL Bibi is seething and coping to maximum levels
>>537138899I dare you to escalate.Pissrael’s days are numbered if they don’t kneel to Iran.
Any New cope of kike Twitter?
>>537139131Are you retarded?
>>537139152Since February 28?
>>537139041>ShondeShanda
>>537138906it's ok nigger, it was really good, had me and another anon fooled, I couldn't remember which came first, the mosaic or the memes, it'd be incredible if someone makes this for real though.
>>537139041>Pride Month turned into Shonde Month in 24 hours.Both Shonda and Shanda are acceptable, interchangeable English spellings of the Yiddish word שאַנדע (pronounced SHAHN-duh). It means a shame, disgrace, or scandalous embarrassment.The word is frequently used in phrases like "It's such a shanda!" to describe behavior that brings embarrassment to a family or community. It can also refer to a person whose actions are deeply shameful.
>>537139218judea stands
>>537139234Careers are being destroyed over this. The Pentagon won't allow another attack. No matter what the screeching kikes think.
>>537139216he isn't, he is telling trump "make me" and vance has already agreed with netanyahu
>>537139323Sit down, judea
>>537139260before the war
>>537139226
>>537139314How does the Pride movement feel about the strait being closed? Do they feel like it's about time?
>>537139295
>>537139314PIG we made it, unironically on the clownworld of "self loathing kike" propaganda.
>>537139131mowing the grass friend, mowing the grassJust like how all the miggers said after last june we'd never attack iran again, the cycle doesnt end until israel wants it to, but I guess each generation has to learn this lesson again for themselves.
>>537139378>and vance has already agreed with netanyahuthis is the most hilarious part of it all. they tried to put him in the backburner for most of this shitshow to shield his political career only to bring him back to the forefront and reveal he’s still just doing Israel’s bidding
Translation by Shehab Rasad/Channel 12 HebrewOpposition leader Yair Lapid after Netanyahu's statement: "We can say that we are a superpower and one step away from regional dominance, and we can say that we are in danger of annihilation and one step away from mass death, but we cannot say both at once, especially not with such a fine distinction."Israel is a strong country with a weak government, this is its main problem and we will solve it in the coming months"
Based Iranian.>‘Rabid dog’ Israel must be controlled
>>537139560saved. good thinkin'--->>537139323hey faggot, can you translate this for the goyim?nnnnnnnnnnnnnnגיא ורוןפחות מיממה אחרי ההכרזה: יירוטים מעל מטולה, מוקדם יותר חיזבאללה לקח אחריות על ירי לעבר כוח צה"ל
>>537138061Trump has to choose between the economy and midterms and being Israel's raped slave, instead of letting them FAFO under Hezbollah, Houthi, and Iranian bombardment, I think we know what he's picking.
>>>537137752Yahwa(יַהְוָה), bless that State of Israel with mercy. Yahwa(יַהְוָה), bless those European Americas with mercy. Yahwa(יַהְוָה), bless any & all sovereign European nation-states with mercy. Amen(אָמֵן).
>>537139378>Was war in Iran a mistakeBibi>I never said we wanted to regime change Iran
>>537137752Any details on the deal? I've been busy watching the WC so I haven't been following the iran stuff.
— Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu:Whoever tells you that we can do everything—that we can conquer half of Europe if we just decide to—that's not true.And whoever tells you that we can completely disregard what the United States says—that's also not true.We do take it into consideration, and we appreciate it as well.https://t.me/tabzlive/88813
>>537139680its just goy coping and seething. judea stands
>>537139391So since the assassination of the Ayatollah et al., it will be the first time the Iranians have met in Europe. I find that hard to believe. Geneva because of the G7, which will be over Wednesday. They just recycled a rumor they had spread earlier. Very lazy.Even without that, though, the idea that there is going to be a signing Friday, and that it's already been e-signed, is just not something I am able to believe. But it seems a lot of people do believe it, though. Of that I am surprised. But I shouldn't be. But here? This place should know better. It's a disappointment, that's all.
dis nigga sound like Mark LevinnnnnnnnnnnDavid Azulai, head of the Metula council, responded to the Prime Minister's remarks: "We, the citizens of Israel, have been in a bloody war for almost three years that began with murder and a second Holocaust as a result of the policy of containment and the entry of Qatari money into Gaza. We continue the war on all fronts with great successes of the people of Israel and the IDF, successes that have not been reflected on the political level. I invite the Prime Minister to see up close the destruction of the communities, the population, the departure, the residents in post-trauma"
>>537139131Trump would like to, but I think Iran is going ensure USrael can't, if that means closing the strait until strategic reserve run dry.
>>537139621>literally the meme
>>537139502>>537138906
>>537139717It give Iran everything it wants which includes the US forcing Israel to no longer expand its boarders and attacks on neighboring countries. Israelis have been seething all day. Bibi says they are going to ignore the deal and are still attacking Lebanon as we speak. The deal will likely not go through.
>>537139314it is german schande which means disgrace, they misspell it in yiddish
>>537139778>coping and seething.indeed. nnnnnnnnnnn אני מזמין את ראש הממשלה לראות מקרוב את ההרס של היישובים,של האוכלוסייה,העזיבה, את התושבים שבפוסט טראומה"nnnnnnnnnnn
>>537139831come bump me>>537130487It's an important topic in America.
— / Lebanese Minister of Industry: *Gives candy*Reporter: ‘What’s the occasion?’Minister: ‘The ceasefire’Reporter: ‘What are the next steps after the ceasefire?’Minister: ‘Ask the Iranian embassy’@Middle_East_Spectatorheh
>>537139831Why would she do this? Is she stupid?
nnnnnnJewish Olympics starting. It's like special olympics but even more special.Ben GoldfreindThe 2026 Maccabiah event kicked off today with a launch event on the roof of the Tel Aviv-Yafo Municipality. Asaf Yasur and Inbar Lanir were chosen to light the Maccabiah torch at the opening ceremony. Creators Nono and Jimbo J created a new arrangement of the Maccabiah anthem
>>537139994>literally me last night after the announcement that kikes lost
>>537139381that kike dive lmao
Seems to be active fighting in Lebanon and northern Israel rn
>>537140305Well, I did pray, having almost nofapped a solid week:Father, please let Iran destroy the modern so-called state of israel. Amen.
>>537137857It was triggering my autism.
>>537140381>almost
Estimates on when the strategic oil reserve will run out?
>>537139731Didnt they were getting cocky saying The next objective Will be turkey and egypt
>>537139899So literally nothing has happened and it's the same old song and dance it's been for the last two months, got it.
>>537138656followed by bombing every elementary school and ice cream shop in Iran
>>537140429Two more weeks
So usa killed the Muslim pope and they are signing a peace agreement now as if nothing happend. Wow islam is indeed cucked
>>537138174Who has the video of Trump telling a reporter, earlier this year, that the best thing to do would be attack Iran immediately after the midterms?
>>537140305Iron dome in kiryat shmonahttps://x.com/Osint613/status/2066596187734466919
>renames the department of defense to the departmen of war>spends months doing talks about the warrior ethos or whatever>spend months talking about muh rules of engagement>gets into a war>loses to a cardboard cutoutkek
>>537140417>>almostYeah, I think it's like about 10 hours remaining. I don't use porn, so I don't have cache history to check, so. not exact.
>>537140626They even declared a holy evangelical crusade and invoked God
>>537140626jewish not huehuehue
>>537139576it ends because we don't have missiles unlike the last time when kikes cried cisfire, same with Houthis, it ends because you can't afford to start even, why do you think the Houthi cisfire holds with us but there's no cisfire with Pissrael by Houthis, not that we had the balls to even test the cisfire since we ran away a year ago. Same with iran, you might get away with comparing taking pot shots as moving the lawn, but when you depleted your arsenal you're not "mowing the lawn" but determined to rearrange the landscape, and having failed accomplishing that, even "mowing the lawn" is a stretch because they are significantly stonger now more than ever geopolically, they continue to stockpile missiles and produce drones while it'll take us 5-10 years if everything goes well to replenish what we depleted, that is still in production. You can't mow the lawn when the enemy is underground and safe from bombing in reinforced concrete bunkers, and wasting half or more of our standoff to bomb tunnel entrances is ultimately why the entire "we achieved anything" in iran is retarded. No, we didn't achieve or accomplished anything, we only failed in every aspect and way imaginable, cartoonish like coyote's own traps backfiring.
>>537139157I've read his name so many times it doesn't sound weird anymore.
>>537138923Thanks. I improved it just for /pig/. Here you go.I give OP legal permission to use this image in the next bake
>>537140643Is a week the longest you've gone?
The strait just opened.
>>537140305>>537140609god i hope Israel breaks the ceasefire and just goes full ham on Lebanon and completely fucks up this gay ass deal
>>537140821I was going to make an edit of this over the weekend when Trump said he'd sign it by himself if no one else would. That was maybe the funniest thing to come from this war for me.
bahrain bro?
most hinged israeli
>>537140888Checked, I think the odds of that are quite high, and I don't even think lil donnie cares, he just wanted to have a nice birthday
>>537140888the "ceasefire" is already broken and has been broken for weeks, and israel's refusal to withdraw dumps any potential dealits why iran's hardliners are mostly quiet and relaxed, they know the nature of the jew
>>537140406Yeah mine too I was just lazy >>537140821Made Netanyahu face the right way in this one
>>537139831I accept your tribute.
>>537140979The absolute funniest thing for me was the israeli shock at the Iranians refusing a bribe yesterday
>>537139157It reminds me of the /tv/ GoT meme of Mario Naharis
>Reporter: "Was the war in Iran a mistake?">Netanyahu: "I never said that one of the operation's goals was to topple the Iranian regime. I said the goal is to prepare the conditions for the Iranian people to overthrow it."
>>537141058Kek, yeah that was really good. You could actually sense their bewilderment at a people who wouldn't accept a bribe. The West could never.
>>537141167Oh man, Bibi that's rough buddy
>>537141167kek and then you have shills here telling you its all part of the jewish 5d chessthey really have no plan
>>537141167
>>537140979Kek I didn't see him say that. Here pal
who is this wise gentleman ?
A U.S. Air Force B-52 Stratofortress has crashed shortly after taking off from Edwards Air Force Base.
>>537141271why you all act like Jews are so stupid when we reconquered Jerusalem? underestimating Jews is a silly thing, but you all are so far up your ass
>N12 News: Netanyahu requested to shorten his testimony tomorrow by about three hours in order to attend a government meeting, but the court rejected his requestThe Israeli pm constantly trying to dodge his court dates is a funny side story in all this. Feels like we've been hearing for years that he's "just about to go to jail" but nothing ever happens.
>>537141471uh oh
Twelve 12 METEORS streak from the SAME direction in the sky.The perspective is from high above the Persian Gulf. Trump is high up, flying on a four-winged demonbull. There are 40 oil tankers. They have been hit by bombs and are on fire and smoking.The demonbull has very long, narrow, curved, jet black antelope horns and saber tiger teeth, LARGE black eyes, and a head like a D&D DRAGONTrump is HUGE. Trump's arm and leg muscles are twice as big around as the bull. Trump is in a TINY red spandex briefs. Trump is barefoot. Trump has ridiculously HUGE muscles, and he's super fit, like a 20 year old bodybuilder. The muscles are sharply defined. The skin is shiny from greasy cocoa butter. Trump is holding a cartoonishly big sword that is bright and reflects the glare of the sun. Trump's mouth is open in an ANGRY scream like an ANGRY chimpanzee. His teeth are huge and bright. Intense anger on Trump's face.Trump is riding a huge prehistoric blonde thick-furred warbull from hell that has wings. The demonic hell bull's mane is yellow, long and flowing in the WIND. The demonic satan bull's mouth is open like it is yelling, and it's eyes look ANGRY. You can see the hellbull's sharp teeth. Dragonbull's neck is long and its head is like a D&D dragon. Dragonbull has large FLAMES blowing out from inside its bright mouth.Along the coast in the background, thousands of ayatollahs, with big turbans, salaaming and prostrate on their knees, their heads bowed to the ground, praying to Trump like he is God. There are many explosions.Sky is FULL of DARK low CLOUDS all over and lots of chain LIGHTNING. The WIND is blowing like a hurricane. It's raining hard. Zoom in closer. Hooves splashing water.
>>537141473>reconqueredPFFFFFF hahaha
>>537141471Lint fire strikes again
Do fucking something already, because my oil bags are quite heavy, and it's ripping my shoulders apart.Well, not that much, I'm down -5%, could be worse.
>>537141388
>>537141471Probably a dei situation
>>537141601Shaqueefa's weave got caught in the propeller
>>537140465@realDonaldTrumpplease do this it would be so funny
>>537141596Hahaha what a shit show
>>537139096post your addressmeme flag faggot>kek
BIG: Netanyahu, following the signing of the U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding: “At this stage, we still do not know the full details of the agreement.”
>>537137752HE'S SO FUCKING SMUG, FUCK THIS GUY
>>537141473>we reconquered JerusalemNegro, the only reason you got the city is because the Entente defeated the Ottomemes (with the help of arab tribesmen) and then fucked off after you started blowing up colonial holdings and troops like a psycho. Otherwise the Turks would still have the Holy City.
>>537140443The difference is this time is that Iran and the US both say they are going to sign something officially on the 19th. Israel is saying they won't abide by anything that's signed. So that would imply the US is now obligated to come down hard on Israel per the agreement. It's going to amount to a whole lot of nothing but the 19th is still a day to watch.
>>537141167KWAB
>>537141471Oh no>>537140429SPR empty empty? They are not planning to go that far only to the edge of critical level leaving only what is reserved for actual emergency use in the caves. Estimated last release date stands at 24. August atm, or 23. August if we assume SPR begins covering the additional shortfall left behind by Cushing running empty this week*does not take into account sweet crude emptying out much faster
>>537141763Vance said it would give $300 billion to the Iranians and let them keep control of the strait for 60 days, after which Iran can continue to control the strait for another 60 days until the nuclear file is squared away. Other details are being worked out.
>>537141880>tplmfao
>>537141596He said it was already signed by US and Iran. Now what?
>>537141763how the fuck is it possible that no side knows the contents of the MoU? are the pakis just stringing everyone along by giving each party a different text? xD
>>537141167meanwhile in reality when it startedsee pic
>>537141923Now he tells Iran about it so they can actually sign it
>>537138827>umayyid bro?
>>537141948How does one man have so much power?
>>537141923That was yesterday before he made concessions so they wouldn't flatten Tel Aviv
>>537140979For me it was Trump trying to weasel his way into splitting tolls with Iran and them rebuffing him. And now he pretends like tolls are the worst thing in the world and he never wanted them.
lint trap strikes again
>>537141167What's the number for the israeli suicide hotline?
>>537138899> daily reminder Iran sold Lebcucknon outlol NoIsrael/jews lost. Humiliated again
>>537141167>>537141948KWAB
>>537142087You think this was foreign sabotage? Seems unlikely desu
>>537142091I think instead of 911 they use 110
>>537142087loss against iran in damages, can't salvageoops it crashed buy us a new one tax payer
>>537141943>Yesss Iran said they will give up all uranium>Yesss America said they will give you 1 trillion dollarsGreatest troll of the century.
>>537142122My guess is they were testing new tech
>>537141388Top fucking kek, I would have lost my shit if this had happened
>>537142122competency crisis
>>537141904>$300 billion to the Iranians
>>537142177>>537142122>>537142087the b-52 is a plane from 1952
Israel is still attacking Lebanon, this peace deal is already dead
on friday morning iran will say that due to the israeli activity in lebanon, they will be delaying the signing until next week and keep delaying until military activity in lebanon completely stops (it won't).
>>537142112this pic is liminal jihadthe jihadrooms
>The current status of the pilots is unknown at the moment.Yeah they're dead
>>537141948wonder what he's thinking now
>>537141805>you got the citydo they? most of the world doesn't recognize it as the capital of isntreal. lmao Centuries of seethe , they were never able to keep a piece of land for more than 80 years.
>>537142087Incompetence, sleep deprivation, and aging airframes with unsourceable engines.
>>537142335My we see them?
>>537142335casualty laundering
>>537142256this. just remember for every brown/female pilot you hear about, there are hundreds more brown/female technicians and engineers
>>537142221>testing new tech>on a 70 year old planelmfaothe airframe on these old shitbuckets are so rusty it's a miracle they even manage to get up in the air
>>537142386they might have been trying to retrofit itcould be a decent standoff platform since it holds a ton of fuel and payload
>>537142335Coverup for casualties during the fake pilot rescue in Iran?
>>537142583
> the B-52 Stratofortress has a unique egress system for its crew. Two of the six ejection seats actually deploy downward, out the bottom of the venerable U.S. Air Force bomber.Crew can't even eject while taking off, only the pilots
>>537139778This is the new judencope?> judea stands>yay we’re not glassed yet and all our goals in Iran failed, but we heckin stand and stuff!!!!1!
>>537142583The Gagarin special
>>537141471lmao just more proof that Iran strained their service hours
>>537142335looks like we need to extend the scope of the CENTCOM triangle
Supreme leader here. I am pissed my new pussy stinks and I have executed both the Tyrone`s who failed to pleasure me and the doctors who fucked up my new pussy. And fuck the Jews for blowing up my massive Persian dick when this shit started. Oh just fuck Beirut. I only want my dick back. Supreme Leader.
What happens to bibi now
>>537142372De facto, even though not de jure. Although I don't expect them to keep it for long.
Real migger cringepost hours
>>537142541they did mount JASSMs on them>>537142277>w-we lost the tech to make them anymore! we also went to the moon we swear!
>>537142745Wasn't he supposed to have a trial soon?
Have you guys followed the situation room tape situation?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQMbtsxZaI
>>537142708The Centcom riemann zeros
>>537142770total capitulationthe only thing thats missing now is restraining israel to fuck off from leban
>>537142745He flees to Argentina
>>537142832this guy does geometry
>>537142838For how long?
>>537142520grim
>>537142087Boeing doing Boeing things, alongside QUALITY burger manufacturing.I always make sure I'm flying in comfy Airbuses whenever I fly to Japan. You'd be advised to do the same whenever yo set foot on a plane.
>>537142874>don benjamin netanyarezkek
>Per Reuters, Donald Trump plans to go ahead with the previously commissioned triumphal arch stating, "It's probably going to be the largest arch in Tehran, maybe even all of Iran."
>>537142874lol
>>537142961seriously what the fuck is wrong with burger industryi bought a 0km jeep and the fucking auto gearbox is just retarded, the engine hits fucking 6000rpm before shifting. fucking pain in the ass delayed shitboxare they allergic to quality control?
>>537142717Glad to see that the zelensky tyrone poster is also a jew. Explains a lot.
>>537142874>>537142982>Buenos tardes, nachbar
>>537143094all of our industries are centered around kikes gutting what they can for nickels. they then wonder why their western colonies are shit now.
>>537142874What is that drink bibi? It looks good.
>>537142813White men went to the moon, but they muscled all the White men out so now they've lost the ability to go back. We're living in a post White man's world
>>537143094they're designed to not work so you buy more parts and service
>>537143027this arch is horrible because it got a staircase so you can't drive a parade throughwhat they are for
>>537143094That's when it heats peak power bro, shifting just after peak torque is for poorfags who need to save fuel
>>537142874kek
>>537142832>>537142922What are riemann spheres used for?
>>537139702Trump could just nuke Tehran. I don't understand why brown bump slaves mistake mercy for weakness.
>>537143205Looks like Yerba Mate, it tastes like dirt/grass
>>537142874Just like Hitler, a fitting end.
>>537143094buy a proven machine next time.
We signed the deal. Just trust me, bro.
>>537143293i fucking love dirt AND grass
>>537142813yeah the design makes more sense for what they did in iranyou could one lift off with it over multiple tankers and fighter lift offsthey could be planning to make a newer model and are checking to see how viable it is
>>537143258...used?
>>537143362It's just a deal bro.
>>537143385Go dig some out of your yard and boil it then
>>537143427They are useless?
>>537143258for math, visualizing complex numbers going by the wiki
> Resistance fighters targeted IOF troops with rocket barrages as they attempted to advance in southern Lebanon. The IOF forces were targeted while trying to move toward the Ali al-Tahir heights, an area they have been unable to enter.
>>537143490But tardigrades can survive it and will eat me
>>537143494Do you know nothing about math? 99% of it is useless. Math autists do it for the love of the game. If you ask for a use they'll look at you like you're some homeless beggar.
>>537143533ah must be some kind of hypersneedic geometry or something like that
>>537143582Yes, and we love them for that. That 1% does a lot of heavy lifting so we let them play around with the rest. Thank you math autists
>>537143675Yes.
>>537143582Not really, they get paid, risk reward etc
>>537143205>>537143293It's quite popular in Lebanon and Syria
>>537143666infinyseethe x infinycope < israelkvetch x americlap
>>537143205>Bibi? You must be confusing me, flaco. My pibes call me Benja.It is called Mate, a south american sort of herbal tea/coffee.
>>537142874plausible
>>537143763So this is what fuels jihadi militias.
>>537143766checked, based and nonsensepilled. Actually wtf it makes sense, you are extremely autistic my friend.
>>537143758>they get paidWow you really don't know math
>#CONFIRMED A B-52 Stratofortress crashed shortly after takeoff at a California Air Force base, officials sayand so the laundering begins
>>537139778>repeat phrasebrown tier coping
>>537143915Who doesn't get paid? How do they live then?
>>537143941Yep, all the true casualties of the war will slowly be allocated out. Bodies will always be unrecoverable.
>>537143941burgerbros...
>>537143941
>>537143941>laundering hundreds of deaths through "accidents"Come on they can't actually do this lol. Maybe if it's like 20 deaths total
>>537143828Like Khat in Yemen
>>537143941>>537144036I'm new to watching America did war stuff. WIll they have a bunch of "accidents" after the fact to hide casualties?
>>537143763The colombian exchange was a mistake
>>537141473>jews reconquered JerusalemHahahaYou have to be 18 to post here
>>537144149Yeah. These are combat deaths that they just renamed
>>537143941>launderingkek, true but also funny in the context of the "lint fire"
>>537144298That is really oddly consistent.
>>537137837>memeflag crying about Israel
>>537144298Proofs?
>>537144274>>537143828Ahh, found the old pic from /sg/
>>537144349yeah those are fake stars, the actual suicides are much higher. They count it as overdose even with note.
>>537144349Yeah it is, wtf
>>537144149Third Worlders will cope that secretly America suffered 55 gorillion casualties, to disguise the unbelievably one-sided asskicking Iran tookThere were no B-52s deployed to Iran
>>537144410cozy
>>537141817Same day we play australia; might be interesting.
>>537143176>>537143810>>537143322Lol, now I want a series about Satanyahu and Moustachioed Man living together in exile.
I can't wait to visit Qom and try the local McDonalds built with overpriced marble and golden toilets procured directly from the Trump approved list of contractors.
>>537144149>WIll they have a bunch of "accidents" after the fact to hide casualties?Yep and all the accidents will lead to the bodies being unable to be recovered. The real death toll for this war was probably a couple hundred.
>>537144540Ahh man this takes me back. Remember when miggers were jeering about B-52s being deployed during the war because they thought they were being used for gravity bombs and that proved we had complete control of Iranian airspace and we were just carpet bombing the country? Oh man, what a ride this has been
>>537144540>There were no B-52s deployed to IranThis from just 4 days ago, lel
>>537144574It would be so fucking funny if the yids try and sabotage the deal and dumpy throws up his hands and tells Iran to go nuts and walks away having made peace with them for the US. Essentially washing his hands like P. Pilot
>>537144082It's AI slop, but you show promise.
>>537144540no one denies the us military can inflict more pain and act with much more impunity than iran can, what people are saying is that doesnt necessarily win you the war. the vietcong got completely and utterly raped, you could probably have had people actually go out and literally buttfuck these guys on a regular basis if you wanted, didnt mean shit in the end unless all you wanted was to make some rice farmers suffer more than americans you send to kill and die there suffer
>>537144657My favorite was all the "the decline is real" posters that were spamming the amount of missiles Iran was launching in week 1 or 2 and then stopped when it became apparent that their missile launches decline then started to increase. Yikes we're so fucking confident.
>>537144349Because its combat deaths getting washed
>>537144769I-I stole the slop
>>537144388number is closer to 44 a day, which comes out to twice those numbers.
>>537144724>there is a B-52 flying in the Med>therefore B-52s were shot down in Iran>memeflagThe absolute state of third world cope lmaoBonus lol because you know if people saw which country you're from you'd just get laughed at harder>>537144657>hallucinationslmao
>>537144865>i stoleit was promised to you 300 years ago
>>537144540kys migger.
>>537144388https://www.mentalhealth.va.gov/docs/data-sheets/2025/2025_Annual_Report_Part_2_508.pdfPage 9
>>537144866wrong sloppa
>>537144540And Magatards focus on casualties numbers and the amount of blown up elementary schools to cope with losing a pointless and unnecessary war.
>>537144003They don't get paid to look at Riemannian Zeroes, dude. They do that for fun.Just go to >>>/sci/ and lurk a bit. Never underestimate math autism
>>537138061>the MOU has been signedit hasn't thoughwhy does everyone say it was signed when it isn't signed until juneteenth for humiliation purposesthe birthday boy saying it was signed doesn't mean it was signed or even remotely done
>>537144540>to disguise the unbelievably one-sided asskicking Iran tookNo one is falling for this bait.
So the thread just randomly died
>>537145393Ded war ded genny
>>537144999Checked and thanks for posting that
>>537145393The only hope for this general is Bibi tanking the deal
>>537145393End of shill shift. Wait a few minutes.
>>537145393I'm still reading what's higher up and people go mysteriously quiet after 300 unless already arguing about something, for fear of not being read
>>537145393It’s the lack of drone kino
>>537145393I'm already starting to miss all the homoerotic Trump posts, to be honest.
how would you guys find the situation room leaker?-near verbatim quotes of multiple people-whitehouse doesn't dare to dispute them as they might have tapesmy hunch is that it is rubio staff as they were rumored to have leaked the trump/netanyahu call already
>>537145601Were waiting for the new bread
>>537145714That's called withdrawal, get help
>>537144780my favourite was Rubio getting BTFOd to his face in week 1.2nd place is Trump saying "straits are doing great" 6 minutes before another boat went boom (aka after the drone had probably already been launched).
>>537145393People waiting for the new thread.
>>537145755Holy shit, that's great, I missed that kek
>>537140497>the Muslim popeAre you just pretending to be retarded?
>>537145838The ayatollah is to shia muslims as the pope is to catholics
UMA BAKER WE NEED YOU \o/ \o/ \o/
>>537145877checked and correct/analogous.Shia values martyrdom though.Meanwhile Christianity is more like "jesus is the one who did the dying, that's good enough"
>>537145882monkey paw is about to come out of the stewing pot
We need a "peace in the middle east" general because it would really piss off the jews to keep this going
Someone bake
>>537145973>>537145973>>537145973>>537145973
>>537144999>third worlder can't readlmao
