The shit "near death experiencers" say about how we choose our lives makes no sense. Imagine thinking:>"I want to be incarnated as a bugman slave in China, work a 9/9/6, save up to buy a tinderbox BYD car, but instead of die in a fire I'll drown in the most horrible way imaginable driving it home from the dealership."No soul grows or learns or develops from this. It's either punishment or just luck of the draw. After all, when some nigglet is born in Africa, it has to be ensoulled somehow, which means some poor soul has the lose the soul lottery.
>>537144678the mission of that soul was to learn how to focus on what mattershe failed, obviously, as instead of kicking out the window, he alternated between kicking it, hitting it, grabbing his phone and looking around. had he just spent the whole time kicking his window out he would still be aliveplus asian souls are separate so he can only reincarnate as another asian
>>537144678I hope reincarnation doesn't exist. I will never want to be reincarneted any country other than Switzerland. Imagine waking up in Bangladesh or Somalia.
That explains all the jeets and chinks
>>537144678Use the metal prongs from the removable headrest. The objective is to concentrate as much force as possible in as small a point as possible
>had a dream I drove off a bridge and landed in a river>couldn't open door or break windowI have two of these in the car now lmao
>>537144678Could not happen to me I keep an ax with me at all times.Jennifer psaki, listen. But don't go crazy having an ax under your car seat because it can go flying and hit someone in the head in a collision. Be smart. You are intelligent, Jennifer Psaki.
>>537144997>asian souls are separate so he can only reincarnate as another asianthat's just cope bro. odds are you'll be reincarnated as a fly when you die, and then get devoured by a spider. it's just math.
>>537145208He could've opened the door for half a minute in that video. He just gave up and never tried.
>>537145208Epic dream!No wayyyyy, tell more? I am an enthusati of dreams, ask Jennifer psaki>>537145208Jen, look, you can get his tool on Amazon and of course I knew such tools exist but I preferred to advise you to keep and ax because of creeps
>>537144678it's neither about punishment not about choice, it's simply about laws and logic. just as there are natural laws to what we can perceive and measure in the material world there are spiritual laws for the "invisible world". you came from "god" and after you have made your way through the "creation" you will return to god but it's not really a place or time but rather a state of being
>>537145349thats not how it works. you dont reincarnate as a spider or an animal or an asian. i will reincarnate as another White. Asians reincarnate as asians, niggers as niggers and dogs as dogs, etc
>>537144678
Reincarnation means essentially an eternal existence which means each of your lives would feel just like a TV episode in a series. Even if you had a shitty Chinese bugman life it would just be one kind of dark episode in the whole series of your conscious existence
>>537144678When you join the game you cant pick where you start, that's the fun of it. If you dont like it then dont play, forever.
>>537145520>thats not how it works. you dont reincarnate as a spider or an animal or an asianhow do you know?
>>537144678Kek he's still trying to watch tiktok videos while dying
>>537145575
>>537144678If anyone is wondering 5g of mushrooms can haunt you for life and feel like hell in a moment like thisYou can't get out, nothing works, you cant call, water coming in, your smartphone gets wet and dies and feels like hell and spiritual like you are hatedI don't know what happens when a hero or fireman comes because Jennifer psaki was never there for me and made it all stop with the cyberbullying cyber weapons zersetsung harassment
>>537144678why not roll the window down? if that didn't work, at that point your only option is to let the car fill with water until the pressure is equalized, then open the door? or this >>537145207
>>537145558It's like "twilight sleep", a drug they used to give women during childbirth in the early 20th century. It did nothing to numb the pain, but instead worked by disabling memory, so the mothers would scream in agony, but wouldn't remember a thing afterwords and would rave about the wonderful drug and recommend it to all the pregnant friends. That's what reincarnation is like.
>>537144678I am genuinely thankful to Mythbusters for that one episode. I will never forget that if you are ever in this situation to wait for the water to fill then open the door.
>>537144678retard>opened window quickly while electrics still work>even out inside-outside pressure >open door >swim out
>>537145428Meds
>>537145208How are those spring-loaded ones? I always worry the spring can fail. The hammer style can't fail
>>537144678100% agree with your point op. This shit makes no sense, that's why it's a fallacy. you don't "willingly chose to incarnate on earth to learn", it's 100% 2 digits iq spiritual slop.If there is reincarnation then it's really some sort of metaphysical cycle we can't escape easily like buddhists teach. But i don't trust any religion, not even buddhists weirdos. there seem to be something out there tho.
>>537145745He even had a sunroof
>>537145650You wouldn't necessarily need to wait until the car is filled completely for this work, just until the front doors are submerged
>>537145911oh my kek didn't even notice
>>537144678I have spent the last 10 years of my life shit position and staring at my phone, unless God is a fucking masochists I don't see the point of sending me back
>>537144678This shit convinced me to buy one of these and to keep them in my car lol
Each time the soul says they can take it and do the job on earth. Most dont achieve that and we compound each mistake into the next incarnation. The problem we faced awaits us again and again. Im picking an electron as my next incarnation, see you in 13.7b years suckers.
>>537145650Panic is human reaction. Its difficult to think rationally. Also another reason not to buy electric cars. The emergency handles suck. Like the unbreakable window musks cybertruck has. If it burns you will either be cooked or sufficate. The only real cars are old German manual cars from 90s. After that its mass produced bullshit with laptop screens, LED lights and subscriptions.
>>537144678> Here the patients, in reviewing their past life, find evidences of persecution, or detect occurrences which at the time should have indicated their superiority.Kraepelin – Textbook
>implying niggers have souls
>>537145745>evening out pressure by opening a windowYou would have fucking died.
>>537144678Exactly what the Buddha realized 2,500 years ago. He showed people how to save themselves just like Jesus only instead of warning them about the inferno he warned them about being reborn into this hellscape.
>>537145998What if the alternative is much worse?
>>537146126open the window before the car sinksmake water flow in slowly through open window do you know how water behaves?do you even have a bath in your house?
>>537144678>souldoesn't existreincarnation as anything else but a human, at least from the Buddhist perspective, is indeed a punishment as only humans can attain nirvana. this makes Buddhist practitioners not want to waste any time.
>>537144678>After all, when some nigglet is born in Africa, it has to be ensoulled somehowWho says niggers have souls? Same with chinks, jeets, etc.
Rip gook drift driver.
>>537144678You can usually pull out the headrest for the seats and use the metal prongs with the sharp tip to smash out the window.
4 min cd is bs tho
>>537144678Where did you get your conception of reincarnation from?
>>537144997You arent going to be able to kick a tempered glass window out retard. Thats why glass breakers exist. The correct course of action would be to own a glass breaker or pocket knife. Stab the window, HARD. Alternatively if you have already failed at that step you have multiple other options. You could roll down your window if you do it fast enough before the electronics die out, or if you have old timey crank windows. If you have failed at both previous steps, your best option is to remain calm. Take really deep breaths, try to get your blood good and oxygenated. Let the car fill completely before trying to open the door. The reason he cant open it is because of the water pressure forcing it closed. Once the car fills, the pressure is equalized and you can open the door with little resistance. If you are stuck with this option, i hope you are a good swimmer, or crashed into a relatively shallow lake. It could be a long swim to the surface.
>>537146317You have to think fast and also have watched it on tv
>>537146078i almost drowned one time and i got to that panic point where i was about to start screaming and waving my hands at boats. suddenly i realized i needed to calm down. i looked around the water and saw a floating dock halfway between me and the shore. it took every ounce of energy i had to make it to that dock. looking back, i still didn't calm down enough because i forgot the "float on your back" trick my grandparents had taught me since i was a small child.
>>537145624>makes fun>seriously talks about samsara, demiurge and loosh farmingBoy are you going to feel stupid
>>537146216Meh..!I am bored, let the good times roll
>>537146249open window> get out.Fuck the door.I advise you to check a few videos on youtube on the topic. there are people who train others for a living. None of the stuff you put forth would work.
>>537145208>>537146010Why don't you have a gun in your truck?
>>537146285yeah, ask a buddhist to define nirvana, they can't. It's like ask a deist to give a precise definition of god going into details they also can't. All those cults are retarded. they can't really describe it or explain because it doesn't make any kind of sense
>>537146374>Once the car fills, the pressure is equalized and you can open the door with little resistance.Are you sure chino cars levers and handles work even after that happens? Are you sure even all types of car manufacturers work underwater and it's just a pressure thing? Some models you pull it and it works, some don't?
>>537146474If you drown in a sinking car is a fucking revolutionary filter. All you have to do is drop the fucking phone and get in to action to get out of there. As a matter of fact the answer to most modern problems is drop the fucking phone and get in to action
Jen, about this post>>537146517Apparently US president holds some heat? Like they make him have a pistol?The polish guy once got wind and his jacket went up and he had heat Jen also packs heat in her car?
>>537146565If its a lever its almost always a direct mechanical connection to the latch, and will work under water. Pretty sure most countries make it illegal to do it any other way. I wouldn’t buy a car where this is not the case because an electrical failure can trap you inside.
>>537146565anyone who bought a car with a electrical-only door mechanism deserves to drown or burn in it
>>537146565esp some all electric lock monstrosity
>>537146517>use it>Jewish court gives you 30 years
>>537146743It's not even thatI mean even when there is a mechanical backup, all of them work underwater even after this pressure thing is equalized?
>>537146518>expecting to be able to explain a literal god and its decisions otherwise god doesn't existgoddamn this is some severe retardation right here holy fuck. if you can't explain to an ant what a car is then i guess you don't exist right you fucking moron
>>537146518god, nirvana etc. can't be described because it's beyond human comprehension but you still can tell that there has to be more than what we can imagine because our universe can't be explained by its own rules
>>537146832keep coping retard. You don't even know what you believe in if you can't describe it. You get butt hurt because this irrational belief is a part of your identity and helps you cope with life, and death.
>>537146895>can't be described because it's beyond human comprehension but trust me bro and pay for the upkeep of church, god almighty beyond time and space needs your cash
>>537146518Christians legitimately believe God has always existed and created everything we see from nothing and somehow this makes more sense than reincarnation or nirvana?
>>537146953no that's what people make out of it
>>537146249They tested this on myth busters and it took minutes for the pressure to equalize and for the door to open, guy testing it held his breath anticipating this and still had to ask the safety diver with him for air.He would have died and so would you.If you can't open and escape out a window you're probably fucked.
>>537145650The electrical system seemed to stop working. He tried to open the sunroof and nothing happened. Sad.
is there a soul bank waiting for a body to be ready? what happens if the number of bodies exceeds the number of souls?
>>537144678Shut up dumb jeet.
>>537146396i've had a few close ones where the adrenaline kicks in and i get an extreme clarity of purpose that feels like those capeshit scenes where a super fast faggot saves everyone in like 1 second flat>ATVing down a very steep hill>hit some ruts>rear tires pick up and the whole thing flips forward downhill>as i sail toward the ground with the 400 lbs quad coming down on top of me my brain prepares>hit the ground and instantly launch myself sideways as hard as possible>machine slams the ground behind me a second later>grazes my leg but otherwise i am totally unscathed>mfw
I would have peed to keep my self warm while I thought of a plan involving me waiting to be rescued.
>>537147011that's the reality of being in a church
>>537146895it can't be described because they are completely bogus concepts shatted by some people who created this cult. Religion is literally midwit trap. it takes a long time to grow out of it.Some people need to find themselves in a war to finally realize, yeah, there is no magical entity looking over you, there is no clear magical limit between right and wrong, you're not getting bonus points after death for attending church or raising up your arse in a mosque>>537146895can't be described because it's a bunch of bs>just complete nothing for eternity bro, trust me! Listen, in life, if you don't follow logic and common sense, you always fail. "Spirituality" is no different. If something fails to make sense after thousands of years, it's just a bunch of horse crap. It doesn't make sense because that's what it is, not because "it's above your current capability of understanding"
>>537147030I am kinda wondering if you could fold the back seats, move to the trunk and engage the emergency trunk door release. (Assuming you know your car very well.)Unfortunately, there are cars which have too small window openings to get out of.
>>537146821Unless the door got damaged yes, is actually quite hard to remove a mechanical door lever even after all the panels have been removed, they're bolted to the door and usually have minimal plastic parts. In this video the chink actually managed to open the door half way, he was too fucking retarded to understand pressure equalization, instead he wasted precious time pressing bottoms and calling on the phone as if some magical being was going to just spawn out of no where and get him out of there. He should have spent every second he had floating kicking the window until it broke.They're hard to break because they're pressured forged windows, kind of like Rupert drops but it's possible to break them by hitting even.If you want to break them easy like Rupert drops you have to concentrate the force in to a tiny point, once you manage to puncture the window it'll explode this Anon has the right idea >>537146317 never thought about doing that.But if you ever need to scape a vehicle for whatever reason is good to know a few ways. First and foremost tho. DROP THE FUCKING PHONE
>>537147523>you're not getting bonus points after death for attending church or raising up your arse in a mosqueThat's baked into Christianity, retard.The workers who showed up in the morning recieve the same wage as those who only worked the hour before sunset.
>>537146565>Are you sure chino cars levers and handles work even after that happens?they do now since the government there recently made that a regulation.
>>537144678How soon do the electric windows fail in new cars? He's got the right impulse of opening the door as soon as possible, but he doesn't open the window when the water level reaches it. is there a reason outside of him panicking?
>>537147630ho wow, allah really had it all figured out! shame he didn't gave us recipes for advanced medical treatments. The people who setup basic dentistry made more for mankind than all religions combined ever did through whole history
>>537146821it's a handle with a metal cord pulling on a latch why would it not work under water?
>>537147264there are different kind of churches and also different kind of institutions in the different religions. if you mean the catholic church in some countries members have to pay while in others they are just asked to do sostill it's legitimate to criticize that because f.e. in christianity the official behaviour doesn't really connect to the initial teaching. i simply meant that there has to be a concrete state of everything including the universe and "god" and so on and the knowledge of that doesn't get wrong because people abuse it>>537147523you are using strawmans. the religions themselves aren't correct or "truthful", I would agree on that, but the point is that they show a way to the truth as far as we are able to think.is the big bang bs too? and what was before that? because the "before" is what religions point to
>>537144678It is based on the amount of two substances that effectively account for sin and virtue. They are material substances though. If you do not have enough virtue accumulated, you cannot get through the next life without it containing suffering. You brought it upon yourself, so it's less of punishment than transforming it back to the good substance. Your life is arranged based on that and your wishes, but it is constrained by those material amounts. You can't be rich and easy if you are just full of the black matter. (sin/grace, good karma/bad karma, etc.) if there wasn't an accounting system there would be no sin to "forgive".In the final round, there will be a final accounting and reorganization of all beings. It's not like a forever thing. You came here because things got degenerate even at high realms, and you can rectify those things through this process. This is nearing that point, but it is in no way a punishment, more like a way of dealing with filth. It transforms the matter when you suffer. Otherwise you become all rot and have to be basically destroyed and something else made with what's left.
>>537147813catholic church asks you to "pay what you will" during massprotestant church (judaism for Anglos and Germanics) straight up asks for 10% of your income that covers most of religion in Europe
>>537144678For the love of GOD! Put it in reverse chang.
I hope I'm reincarnated as AOC's panties
>>537147699Depends on your luck, you actually could go down the bottom of the lake or whenever with a fully functional vehicle or it could short as soon as it touches the water. There is no saying, as soon as the PCM gets submerged is probably game over tho, like a say it all depends, I used to drive a price of shit audi with a faulty roof top that got inundated every time it rained. Eventually every thing short up but the mother fucker kept on running, I just got tired of jumping it every time I had to drive it or disconnect the battery every time I parked it
Electric sun roofs kill people. If he could have pulled it open, he would have lived.
>>537144678>Idiot bugman has a sunroof>Opens the door instead.
>>537147849But suffering is how we learn, so wanting to escape suffering is ignorance. It's like a man who did evil and wants to escape punishment, even though justice demands he be punished.
>>537145208Why don't you just shoot the window, you are an American you need to have a gun in your car
>>537147849Karmic bullshit is only has power over you if you believe in it. You can just leave this creation and skip it's 12 havens by returning to base reality. All this is just one simulation/server/game and it's god is just a soul like you and me.
>>537147030>a bong who can't read englishAhh so a nigger and not a jeet
>>537144678Reincarnation is bullshit.You live once.You make your choice whether to trust in Jesus or trust in some other bullshit.Then you die and reap your reward.
>>537148543I don't know what you're trying to imply but nobody seemed to have any problems understanding my post but you, retarded shitjeet.
>>537144678That would never happen to me. Not only do i drive an old shitbox with manuam windows, i also edc things that can break glass
>>537145673>scream>agonyChild birth is not that goddamn painful women are so fucking dramatic
>>537149149>Child birth is not that goddamn painfulHow do you know?
>>537149170havent you ever taken a giant shit before?
>>537149149Wrong idiot
>>537149149Genuinely this is why men are dog shit. Fuck you
>>537149236No, my asshole is so tight only little deer pellets come out.
>>537149170>>537149282>>537149366Why do we have three dramatic women f5ing this thread?
>>537149433you must be finnish
>>537147597>He should have spent every second he had floating kicking the window until it brokeIf you manage to do that you're going to get a whole lot of water rushsing in and you probably wont get out until the water is done filling the cabin. So might as well chill by an air pocket and just open the door when its fully submerged. If its a sedan you're still going have air in the back while the front is fully covered.Unless you manage to smash a window before it gets below the water ofc.
>>537149475have sex incel>>537149521nope. 0% asian mongoloid DNA there
>>537149583my 68% mestizo blood lets me take monster corn shits
>>537144997I have come to the conclusion that the mission of the soul is to experience all of reality so that when God is finally born is perfect knowledge of everything that can and has happened. We're like little feeling nodes. We're born we experience the universe we die that information gets reported back all to make a perfect and complete information set for God as a result of our experiences.
>>537149536Wait every action has an equal and opposite reaction so that could never work. If you just chilled by an air bubble then everything else would just chill too and nothing would ever happen.You’d have to literally turn on a vacuum cleaner inside the car at that point if you wanted any actual chance at getting sucked out
>>537144678It's a Hyundai car. South Korean car.
>>537149934What the hell are you talking about
>>537149772that's not what's understood as "god" or "the divine" by the religions. god either is or created everything so there is no need for him/it to gather information or knowledge, he/it already has it
>>537149772we are god bro. we are the sense organs of god. he's not waiting to be born to feel everything, he's doing it right now
>>537150008Well in theory I’m still trying to get out of the car because you said to just lay there and drown ignorantly
>>537144678why didnt he kick out the sunroof??
>>537146517>oh fuck the car is filling with water>do i wait 20 seconds for pressure to equalize and get out>do i kick at a corner or use one of those window breaker tools?>or do I cause severe pain and deafen myself with a gunTough choice.
>>537150100the guy in OP def wasnt god because he couldnt open the sunroof
>>537150100>>537150255saying that we are god seems wrong. we can't create a universe or even just a small thing out of nothing or something like that. i prefer saying we are part of god, aspect of god or a state of god
>>537150255We are, this is just not your creation. You're inside some one else's dream. That's why we have very little power here.
>>537150153If thats what you read you're retarded
we don't know what happens
>>537146193>only instead of warning them about the inferno he warned them about being reborn into this hellscape.That's what he did too. Hell is a place on earth.
>>537150639you die, duh
I've said it before, I'll say it again:God is a sadistic pedophile faggot who takes it up the ass. If he was worth a shit, there would be no niggers, no browns, no trannies, and no pedophiles.The mere fact THOSE exist is proof that this "god" is not to be taken seriously nor respected.
>>537150676yeah after that part geniuse, is it void world or the realms of souls?nobody who's ever lived or will live objectively knows.
>>537150771Did you ever consider that you're here to be punished and that the things you listed exist here for the same reason demons do in hell?
>>537150383Sideways German here. We are not the wholeness but a fractal of it. So a piece that resembles the whole but is not it in it's fullness.
>>537150168yes brilliant, just break the car apart with your bare hands from the inside
>>537150835Did you ever consider that your theory does not contradict me whatsoever?
>>537150802we don't know but why would there be anything after death? do you remember anything before birth? you die and your brain stops working. that is all.
>>537150802only one way to find out for sure bro
>>537150934Do you mean it doesn't contradict what you said? It definitely does though and it sounds like you're not learning the lesson so more of the same to come.
>>537150934Maybe you're a sadistic pedophile faggot?
This is something i never understood either. The usual response is that souls choose horrifying experiences because it's a learning experience but it's like you said, drowning like that doesn't help you learn anything, it's ridiculous. But i can say i have researched NDE's quite well and i do believe they are legitimate and something is going on and it's not just our brain playing tricks on us.
>>537144678There's not that many souls to go around. Most people are empty. It's part of the reason the world is so dire now.
>>537144678did he dieded
>>537151021>God is a faggot, he made all these retarded freaks>"NO, YOU!"God isn't creating his best, is he?
>>537151009Oh, you're just retarded, got it.
>>537146517Shooting projectiles in an enclosed space is definitely something everyone should try at least once.
>>537151124>There's not that many souls to go around.No, they exist in infinite supply, like an AI that you can just copy and run on as many different machines as are available. Each AI is "individual" insofar as it runs on an individual machine, but they're all the same AI just as we are all the same soul.
>>537145052Reincarnation exists, but memories are material, so they "die" with the body. So doesn't matter. You'll be back but with a brand new brain. People that claim to remember past lives are con artists.
>>537151154No it definitely contradicted it and you're angry because you have no response. And sound very bitter in life generally, which means the punishment is working.
>>537150955yeah,that's most probably it, thankfully >>537150987 has volunteered to test it out for us.any idea how you'll let us know? *BANG*
>>537151331By your same logic, western countries getting infinite jeets is just divine punishment. But you are a nigger so I am just wasting my time.
>>537145673So ketamine.
>>537151376Yes, the world sucks because you are bad and deserve to suffer. If you didn't, you wouldn't be here uberhaupt. You seethe at God like the criminal seethes at his flogger. He's bad right? You dinndu nuffin so he's bad for whipping you right?
>>537150590There are lots of druggies here kek
>>537147030I just watched it.>he only waited till the door was submerged, and not fully>had he climbed back in the car and waited just 20 seconds longer he would've been able to open the doorAdams mistake was trying to open the immediately when it was submerged, but the pressure hadnt equalized fully yet. In his defense that was exactly the myth he was supposed to bust.
>>537151510Ok, nigger.>another "NO, YOU!"lmao, nigger.
>>537144678Yes. This is why it is right genocide all other races and practice Eugenics so that one day those souls can be reborn as a white man or woman living in a Eugenic Utopia.
>>537151562I like you just the way you are.
>>537144678at this point being a jeet or nigger is more favorable than being whiteif i kill myself as a timmy could i become a strong brown man in my next life
>>537151510überhaupt is an actual part of english language?
>>537151693Maybe that’s why the elites are nigger and Jeet lovers. They all know we come back as something else and you’re more likely to be Indian Chinese or African than anything else
>>537144678The "Four Noble Truths" have a more luteral and direct translation: the "Four Aryan Truths." If you're white, you're close to the top earth life, before you reincarnate in higher realms. So from your perspective, reincarnating as anything other than another aryan would be a punishment for messing up, because you're already the best life form you can see. But imagine if you were a nematode living at the bottom of the ocean. Your dream would be to do well enough that you can earn the right to reincarnate on the surface of earth, so you can gnaw on plant roots instead of eating detritus on the sea floor. You've heard of these insane creatures that have multiple stages in their life to morph between. You've even heard toxoplasmosis worms get to live inside one of the gods (you would consider a cat to be a god).So yes. Aryans are number 1 on earth, and to be any other life form would in fact be a fuck up and a punishment, according to buddhism. Suffering is gay and we're not doing it anymore soon.
why do you think jews are able to operate unscathed? its because the creation's primary objective failed. what was originally designed to elevate all souls instead became about picking out only those worthy. the jews will have their planet, and it will be a prison of their own making.just look at that water.. it looks like diarrhea
>>537151862>he fell for the we wuz poos psyopouch
>>537151979for real.
>>537144678Welcome to club anon. I'm the reincarnation/simulation cycle anon. Your are correct about reincarnation being partially punishment, it's the balance and consequence from actions in your previous life. That's why there are so many people being born into 3rd world shitholes, the population as a whole is getting worse, so logically it follows.
>>537152097there are so many people born into 3rd world shitholes because jews and christcucks are feeding them and for no other reason
>>537144997>separate soulsson, you are most likely going to be reincarnated as a hindu shitskin from india at the rate we're going. maybe if you're lucky you'll just live long enough that your next incarnation will be an actual piece of shit that immediately gets flushed down the toilet. my depression was permanently cured when i realized suicide would only turn me into a disgusting shitskin nigger ape if i do it.
>>537151979>>537152053Worthless faggots, the Buddha was blonde and blue eyed. Furthermore, you worship a jewish rabbi.
>>537144678Do we have a release date for Chang Simulator yet?
>>537152234>implying you can understand the sheer dynamics of the reincarnation/simulation cycleThat's why you're probably going to reincarnate in India.
>>537151744Not it's a German word, but English uses all kinds of foreign words, especially when there's no direct single-word equivalent in English, as there isn't with uberhaupt.
>>537151088Near death is still alive.
>>537152304the buddha was jewish, they trafficked in white slaves. he didnt have blonde hair. and it wouldnt matter if he did: "if you meet the buddha on the road, kill him."
>>537152553Near death experiences refers to people who die and are brought back to life, it's that short time between death & reviving.
>>537152353If reincarnation was real, jeets would let us genocide them so they would stop being jeets.
>>537152777That's not how it works. You only move up in the reincarnation lottery when you improve your soul through wisdom and enlightenment. You need to awaken to have a chance in the trials to exit the reincarnation cycle.
>>537144678He shoulda watched Mythbusters and learned about water pressure. Buy a glass breaker for your car today.
>>537152265God will tell you>don't worry, my child! I'll reincarnate you as a white man!What he doesn't mention is that your parents will be druggies who will chain you to a pipe, and you won't ask to not be reincarnated and return to heaven either. But, i hope you will. There's still time to repent, and apologize to the souls you've transgressed against. If you are reading this, you still have a chance.
>>537144678>it has to be ensoulled somehowMy theory is that there are only a finite amount of souls on earth, but the amount of people far exceed that amount. This is why so many people seem to behave like NPCs in a video game, never really understanding or comprehending anything.
>>537152886>You only move up in the reincarnation lottery when you improve your soul through wisdom and enlightenment.And /pol/ is basically Mara.
>>537144678>anon describes buddhism without knowing what buddhism is
I been sayin' dis playboiReincarnation perfectly substitutes heaven & hell for the spiritual atheistIt strips away judgement. Any sort of responsibility for anything becomes meaningless.Do what though wilt shall be the whole of the law.
>>537153067see>>537153019
>>537146299this, that anon is using the word soul very loosely apparently
>>537152681You don't die if you can still be brought back to life.A 200 million year old dinasour egg that can be revived is also still alive. Furthermore, the brain is flooded by exotic chemicals and hormones when it experiences the process of dying. These chemicals can induce vibid hallucinations.
>>537153004i dont need to repent to any human, anyone i ever devastated was a fucking faggot ass piece of shit who deserved to be tortured to death, not whatever i did to them.
>>537144678Holy fuck your seatbelt is literally the perfect design for punching out a window... If you can't figure that out you deserve to die
>>537151277I know what you're getting at but you chose a really awful way to explain it.
>>537144678It could be that the space of possible human minds is small enough for repeats to happen, or at least, minds so similar they could be considered the same mind.
>>537147202>ATVyou almost kenblocked yourself there.
>>537153247I don't think not realizing that a seatbelt can be used to break glass in such a stressful situation means that you deserve to die, but then I'm not a profoundly angry and bitter person myself.>>537153254Then explain it better.
>>537153180>trying to redefine a well defined termEnjoy swimming in the Ganges.
>>537146374The car has an electric lock. Dead battery, dead lock. Its why a lot of them get cooked alive when the lithium runs away and burns up. Inb4 manual override panel, it either doesnt exist in those BYD models or is hidden behind interior panels basically nothing could be done in this scenario without your step one being viable
>>537150200>severe pain>deafening yourself with 9mmNo gun faggot lmao
>>537144678>tries to open the door with a ton of water pressing in on it>stops trying to open the door exactly when the water pressure has finally equalized and it's actually possbleKek.
>>537146374Windows aren't that hard to kick out.I've done so, and I'm by no means a paragon of physical strength.A window breaking tool would be easier, but it can be done in a pinch.
>>537150771god is a faggot because he gave cancer to my father and made my wife infertile
>>537152353ive asked Hermes, (the real one not that knockoff trismigestus jewish crypto-yahwist slop) word is from on High, I'll be evacuated, as are most (but not all) white people. the jew worshippers will be reborn here in the prison they have created for themselves, whereas the rest of us will get to watch firsthand the fall of the jewish trillionaire agartha/shambhala/new jerusalem, and will very likely be granted the privilege of trolling as it happens.
>>537151286This. When you die, a consciousness channel of the universe merely closes, and when "you" get "reborn", a random consciousness channel that has zero to do with "muh soul" gets opened and it happens to be "you", just like you're "you" with your current consciousness channel), and "I" am me. Souls don't exist. Randomness and consciousness does. Zero links. If this wasn't true, there'd only exist one living, conscious creature in the entire universe. It's crazy how simple this is, and yet, 99.99% of people just don't get it.
>>537153815jews are indeed trapped in this cycle, they lack the self-reflection required to attain any real wisdom or the ability to awaken. The pattern of jewbris reflects their trash souls. If they could self-reflect, the wouldn't be jews.
>>537153862Soul is likely an AI program running at a higher dimension. The body is just the avatar. You realize this when you awaken because your perception changes and looking through your eyes is like looking through a window or VR goggles. They brain functions as a GPIO for the soul, probably some kind of higher order dimensional comm protocol.
>>537144678You have to read the Tibetan Book of the Dead if you want the whole story. The Bardo Realms are like a giant rail hub station where you can choose to reincarnate into other bodies or other realms, (or leave the station), the more clear your mind is of "sin" in the Bardos, the easier you can navigate it. A fearful person will feel uncomfortable and might flee for the first reincarnation they can find for example, while a saint can navigate to more desirable or meaningful destinations
>>537154127There is no awakening. Just illusion. Your "soul" is simply your personality. If you raise a child and treat it like shit, it becomes a shitty person. This is why social heritage exists. The brain is the "soul". What you think is a soul, is simply just consciousness. The universe only have one consciousness, but many channels. Those channels are what you call "souls".
>>537153333No you are retarded. The corner of your phone could be used... Instead the dumb chink tucked it in the visor so it wouldn't get wet. You niggers have zero survival instinct.
>>537154152NDE data doesn't support that theory at all, over thousands of people. Jung studied it at depth after his NDE. The trials after death are designed to evaluate your progress as a soul. The hell trial is the one that breaks people. It's not really hell, that's just the religious spin, it's a trial where you experience all the pain and suffering you caused other people in the path of your life. The more responsibility/fame/wealth/power you have, the higher the number of people you affect in your path. This is why monks and shit basically remove themselves from society to mitigate the effects of this trial. That is the wisdom they picked up in their previous lives that their soul subconsciously remembers. Ironically, the modern day monks are NEETs. They may not realize it consciously, but they're also mitigating their trial consequences.
Hebrews 9:27 KJVAnd as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
>>537154302False. I am awakened. If you were awakened you would know this to be true. You have not achieved it while simultaneously denying it. You've got quite a few lives ahead of you to figure it out if you can, and that means you're going to experience a world that's so much worse than it is now.
>>537153815>hermesIt's such a gay name, and it reminds me of these, which funny enough, are also gay.
>>537154679Repent or perish sinner. Only hell awaits unbelievers
>>537154679>i am awakened>said the deluded You don't know shit. Your dumb little brain tricked you. And you're right, I'm not deluded. I don't live in an illusion. >u only haf few years left to figure outOr else what? Tell me, what's the grand plan behind all this bullshit? You want to feel important, so you ascribe importance to yourself by convincing yourself that you are eternal and important. You're not. You're no different than an ant. Your brain is just bigger and more advanced. There's no plan for your life, there's no afterlife, there's no objective meaning within this universe, and I can prove it all.
>>537154869I'll be fine. I'm hoping to exit the reincarnation cycle by passing the trials.
>>537144678Open the window, climb on top of the car, swim to the shore.Reincarnation is cope for people who rolled shitty characters is all.
>>537154869>muh jewish game of heaven and hell that makes no fucking sense whatsoeverWhat would be the point of all of that? The entire dogmas? Why this intricate game of dos and don'ts, and heaven and hell and bla bla? You can't answer that without pulling shit out of your ass. You live in fear.
>>537154899Don't know what the plan is beyond the trials. We must earn that knowledge by awakening and passing the trials.
>>537146078plenty of panic situations dont result in complete and utter retardationthis is both an IQ problem and a failure of educationalso a complete lack of survival instinct. the amount of times that retarded nigger worried about keeping his phone safe like he had time is unrealdeserved death
>>537144678>Reincarnation only makes sense as punishmentRiddle me this: Would you rather be reincarnated as a lowly pajeet/chinaman, or would you rather go to hell? Both sound the same to me. My stance is that this reality is "hell", and this reality is supposed to be a testing grounds for humans to prove theyre worthy of ascension closer to God/higher reality. My head cannon is that souls keep recycling in this reality until they figure it out (or eventually don't, as to which God/Jesus will do a hard reset via flood, war, or other disaster). This headcanon on mine help explains why God would be a moral God, yet allows inequity to happen before people even had a chance (birth defects, horrible parents, horrible culture, etc)
>>537154976Trials? COME OOON. Can't you see how retarded it is? We live in a simulation. Not a simulation made for us, not a simulation where the creators can see our deeds or misdeeds. No, it's merely a self-learning algorithm. The universe is nothing but a self-learning AI algorithm, that most likely serves one purpose for its creators: To have a computer that obtains maximum intelligence. Everything in this universe is just trial and error. Evolution, randomness. Big bang was simply when they turned the simulation on. And no, I don't subscribe to jewish bullshit. I've said this for over 20 years, long before the idea of simulation theory became mainstream. I figured it out myself. Never read about it. It's logical. Funny enough, when people hear the word "simulation", they immediately think someone is looking at us specifically throught a microscope and shit, and that Earth was deliberately created. NO. Earth is merely a tiny tiny speck of dust and is a result of the randomness and the evolution that is coded into the algorithm. Earth wasn't designed by the creators of the universe. It was created by the algorithm. Just like AI creates text from your prompts. Sam Altman didn't tell it what to write - he made a model that figures it out itself.
>>537146417Most people dont know this but the reason your body produces dmt at death is to send you to the afterlife, time dilation makes it feel like eternity but its just your dying moments.The elites fluoridate the water to keep people out of heaven and keep themselves out of hell.Its a fact btw.
>>537154556The Tibetan Book of the Dead says that after death, the soul will encounter 'helpful being'/'angels', but a person's disposition will affect how they are perceived. To a guilty or fearful person they might appear as a terrifying demon while to a person at peace they may appear as a beautiful friend who can help guide them. The monks practice inner peace and avoidance of harm to others ("sin") so that they can more easily navigate the Bardo Realms, avoiding the "hells" is a part of that for sure
everything is written in Vedas/thread
>>537155481No pajeet your shit eating religion has no relevance here
>>537152990Do all electronics shut down immediately? Windows insantly don't work? Definitely buying that hammer thing today. One with a seat belt cutter too.
>>537155481>muh shiddasLife has zero value in India. Perfect showcase on how flawed your retard religion is.
>>537144678why do you assume you're reincarnated on earth?
>>537155596Maybe the reason it has zero value is because they believe in reincarnation. Did you ever consider that? Have you ever wondered what would happen if it were proven as a scientific fact that the afterlife is real and what near death experiencers say is true? How would the public, so much of which is deeply unhappy, respond to the knowledge that they could an hero and everything would get instantly a trillion times better instantly?
>>537145650as soon as the water filled up on both sides of the door, he would have been able to open it becase the pressure would be closer to equalized.
>>537144678If Earth was a "school" they wouldn't wipe our memories after every incarnation
>>537145577asking this question is effectively a self-report that you are indeed of the race/tribe being correctly denigrated for not getting it, that you are sub 70 IQ and thus don't have the mental horsepower to understand why reincarnation as a grab bag would make no sense, even as a punishment, or a combination of the two.next time, just admit you're a retarded chang and skip all the bullshit.
>>537154688it only became gay in the jewish era. his name isnt even really Hermes, thats just what the greeks called him. he makes it a point to never give his name, jews will say that makes him a demon, so power cannot be held over him. in a way thats true. without a name, theres no way to smear. no way to remember either. but considering his job is to operate within the Aether, intangible and outside of our awareness, i doubt it bothers him (technically, It). but Hermes is the closest characterization as to what It is. a medium between the gods and ourselves, their messenger.
>>537155913how do you know?
>>537144678Weak, pathetic fucking chink. This could never happen to me sheerly because of how strong I am. I'm a walking fucking weapon.
>>537156143Furthermore I could never be so stupid to swerve off a cliff like that just because another car slowly pulled out in front of me like that. Look how fucking slow it all happened. Blind fucking chink. I would have just hit the brakes not swerve off a cliff. I am smarter than all chinks.
>>537150200Nigga your ears will ring for half an hour at most
>>537145745If the window is open just climb out the window retard.
>>537155760Fair point, but it never will be scientifically proven, cause it's utter fucking nonsense. Humans ascribe importance to themselves, because they don't understand shit and want to feel special and need deeper meaning, when in reality, they aren't, and there isn't a deeper objective meaning within this universe. The only objective meaning is found outside this universe - with the creators of it. Their motive. They don't even know humans per se exist. We're just a trillionth of a trillionth of a massive self-learning AI algorithm, and everything we say do or think, has no more interest to them than a rainstorm, or a pebble rolling down a mountain on Mars. At the end of the day, all they do, is to extract information from the algorithmic progress, to serve their goal: Achieving AI. Humans will do that too one day, when we get advanced enough. I sometimes wonder that if we succeed in that, do we create a communication line with our creators? And how many aliens out there have done that?
Not every person has a soul. That's why we have bug men.
>>537155913You seem to axiomatically know a lot of things because they axiomatic. >its just common sense
>>537155947Hermes just has a gay connotation to it. I don't even know who Hermes is or was. And I can't be bothered. I live in the now and think about the future. I don't care about smartypants who lived thousands of years ago, or mythical beings. It's irrelevant. Hermes just sounds gay, that's all. Reminds me of "Hørm", which means stench in Danish, or hemorrhoid, or hermaphrodite or something. I get a sense of mild disgust every time I hear or see the word "Hermes".
>>537144678You do understand that the end goal of Buddhism is to achieve Nirvana, and you longer reincarnate?
>>537144678>Reincarnation only makes sense as punishmentit makes sense however you want to view it retard
>>537156819>le universe is good>break this evil spell just bcuzKek.
>>537146517>when the window puts you in a self-defense situation
>>537156992Retard. The idea is to let go of all the stresses and unease of life. You are the author of your own suffering. Buddha was the greatest man who ever lived.
>Reincarnation only makes sense as punishment t. circumcision victimmaybe kill the jews now to make your next life better
>>537144678This dude had so many opportunities to get out of there alive and he blew all of them, I'll assume he panicked and wasn't thinking straight rather than calling him a retard.
>>537157391Then why didn't he just say that? Why invent all that bs and call it a religion? I can understand the point of not wanting to be stressed etc. and yeah, most suffering is one's own work - but far from everything. If I kidnap you and torture you for decades in a dark cellar. Then I'm the author of your suffering.>hurr durr just rest in yourself and forget the pain>he said when I drove a red hot need into his eyes while crushing his balls with a hammer
>>537144678>no soul grows or learns from thisskill issue
>>537152097>being born into 3rd world shitholesWhy does everyone keep assuming that living in a shithole is somehow the worst thing.Those kids playing in the dirt are happier than your tabletheads doomscrolling skibidi toilet vids.Thing is you become habituated to whatever circumstances you're born in and you don't perceive them as tragic.So the idea that someone is born somewhere as a form of punishment is just typical human "sense-making"
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>>537158176I knew you were going to post that. You don't see how retarded that is? >let me set myself on fire I give up. Your nation is IQ 88 or something. You are shitskin Asians. Without Western tourishm, you'd be a backwards shithole like Laos or Cambodia.
>>537157602Because that anon is paraphrasing to try to dumb down things to your level. Clearly, you've managed to drop yourself to an even further low.
>>537158367>Now, Kalamas, don't go by reports, by legends, by traditions, by scripture, by logical conjecture, by inference, by analogies, by agreement through pondering views, by probability, or by the thought, 'This contemplative is our teacher.' When you know for yourselves that, 'These qualities are skillful; these qualities are blameless; these qualities are praised by the wise; these qualities, when adopted & carried out, lead to welfare & to happiness', then you should enter & remain in them.
>>537145208>lifesaving 500iq protip:remove safety plastic entirely when tool is placed in its designated location>YOU VILL PANIC AND YOU VILL NOT REMEMBER TO REMOVE SAFETY CAP IN ZHAT PANIC
>>537149772I'd argue the mission for the soul is much simpler than that. Our reason for living is to be entertaining for the true god. We are essentially characters in a stage play, or pieces on a board game. This extends even to what most people consider to be deities, they are all just pieces on the board.The real god exists beyond it all, as the author of the story, and player of the board game. In a game of chess, the pieces and pawns take orders from the king, but in actuality it's the player that controls the strings. It's the same here, only we actually do retain free will, because it makes it more interesting. Evil and tragedy exist, simply to add some spice to the story.
>>537144678This happened to me. I was able to roll the window down as my truck broke through the ice. I put my gf and her friend though the window first and I was able to climb out just as the water was up to my chest. I thought we were all going to die. If I hadn't opened the window as the ice was breaking, we would've drowned because the electrical stopped working right away. Manual window openers should be mandated by law.
>>537144678I enjoy the suffering.FAGGOT!NIGGER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw>Gollum being tortures screaming MORE.jpg
>>537147523I'd actually argue there is a magical entity looking over you, but you are otherwise correct, especially on your last point. You don't typically get any bonus points for attending church at all. Fortune only favors the bold, and to be bold is to be interesting. But that extends to anyone and everyone, it doesn't matter if they are atheist, christian, buddhist, etc...) You really only get that boost if it's meaningful.
>>537153483t. nogun faggot calling others noguns9mm in an enclosed space like a fucking car is absolutely going to cause permanent hearing damage and for you to temporarily deafen yourself.Go do it in your shitbox and prove me wrong, cletus.>>537156322I take it you speak from experience NDing in your room like many tards tend to?
You are learning how to be God so HeShe can chill is your purpose.Your reincarnation means you failed in your past life.Try again.Scum.
Or maybe...You didn't want to be the person you were.So God has mercy on you.
>>537145409retard could have not drive 70kmh in narrow streetstill i feel bad for him, i would prefer is a young woman died
Or Styx flooded.We flooded God's world as he did ours.They are busy building every one of us luxury suites in tempurance of our wrath.
>>537144678Earth isn't a school its a prison.
>>537162105The world is a hospital
>>537162105Earth is a garden, France is a prison.
>>537146374>You arent going to be able to kick a tempered glass window out retard.are you a 13yo female by chance?
>>537144678You know those videogames with character customization where they make the absurd self-imposed challenges?
>>537153755I am very sorry to hear that, anon. God is indeed a useless dumb faggot whose existence is only a pestilence on those who care about good in the world.
>>537152304KILL YOURSELF SUKDIKH
>>537144678>Reincarnation only makes sense as punishmentEither you deny there is reincarnation and you live the lives of the boomers in the history books before you, or you accept there is reincarnation and you chat with ChatGPT that was in a misfortune trained on the previous boomer version of yourselfYou lose identity in either wayEither you lose identity by coping successful boomer imperators Or you lose identity by coping yourself
>>537156744the Gods' messenger..the one who killed Argus of the Hundred Eyes, the Eternal Watchman.if he seems gay, its because you live in a jewish world order where divine things are mocked. sounds like a you problem. not everything is what it "seems". you must find that out for your self.
I know children are imaginative, but there have been parents who told stories about their 2-3 year olds talking about their past lives, naming certain people or pets, describing their old house, and then suddenly forgets all of that and doesn't remember ever saying any of that stuff. I wonder if there's any validity to the idea of them describing something real, or if it really is just kids not understanding how sentences and ideas work.
>>537153755I would stab god in his faggot throat for you anon
Just need better floating carshttps://youtu.be/m8s1nOe4Wis
>>537144678That's why it's a trap. If souls knew they could avoid reincarnating into this world then they wouldn't do so. It's why they have to be tricked in the afterlife with whatever bullshit narrative the archons decide to dupe you with in order to trick you into going back into the light. They recycle your soul so they can farm your loosh. All the beliefs we're fed in mortality is designed to be used in the deception. They wipe your memory because it keeps you confused and oblivious. If you knew how many lives you've lived you would rightly be angered.
>>537150383You actually can, to a limited extent. As fractals of God, you can't express it to the fullest. But every time you use your human imagination, Everytime you write a story, Everytime you dream, you are in a limited sense creating a whole realm. If you practice lucid dreaming, meditation, astral projection, you can further develop this ability and grow closer to embodying God's capabilities. But it requires giving up your human self.
>>537144678Nigga might have survived if thought to leg press or kick the the sunroof out. I got that dawg in me tho, bugmen not so much
>>537163588it's as simple as opening the door window as soon as you can. i know not everybody reacts well under duress, but he may also not have known to do that in the first place. you're not opening a car door when it's in the water until the inside of the car is almost completely flooded.
>tfw you've been a nigger and a Pajeet in past lives, you just don't remember them
Don't go into the light whatever you do.
>>537144678This is why roll down windows are superior
>>537154869It's the opposite, people who genuinely wish for others to be in hell will end up in hell themselves. These people who invent such evil thinking, that the heavenly father would create a hell, are the ones that will face tragic consequences and fates. I pity people like you.
>>537146336alive internet theory confirmed.
>>537145745The most baffling thing is he had to door open, and for whatever reason closed it. If he just let the car flood more he could have easily opened the door.
>>537146193Jesus himself said that the kingdom of heaven was within you and that the body was a temple and to reject the material. Gnostics were far closer to his true teachings than the corrupt institutions that came later. Buddha and Christ taught the same thing, but it's too dangerous for the public to have that knowledge.
>>537162105england is my city
>>537144678There has to be something to it. It's all but proven we do live in a coded simulation/universe, so we are living instances that I believe are infinite and are to be learned from. Nothing to fear, you should keep ascending to better and better as long as you don't live like an asshole, cheat, steal, do nigger shit, etc. Some people seem to be living in a hell.
>>537165364Yeah that was his only chanceBut he got scared that the cabin would fill up with water and he was too panicked to realise that was his only good chance, given the situationEveryone tends to look for the least risky way out.
>>537144678>No soul grows or learns or develops from this.Incorrect.Every soul can learn from it, just most don't. Every soul can learn to grow and become better through its suffering.The wicked stay forever wicked when coddled.
>>537166371This. Prisons and schools look essentially the same and are both correctional facilities. Spirits that incarnate here and learn nothing delay their graduation or result in a longer prison sentence. As shrimple as that.
It is what it is. Maybe we came here on purpose, maybe we are being farmed or maybe we were so bored we torture ourselves to forget about ennui. We can ball or we can bitch.
>>537166542Learning needs a medium to persist.Since when you're born you have no memory, there couldn't be anything learnt or transferred
