Has it ever occurred to the toothless fart sniffers of pol that some people just want to be a part of the coolest company ever?
turnip mania
>>537157355> be a part ofYou mean pay goy tokens to some exchange for a certificateThe stock market is a casino where you have to wait for the slot machine rollers to stop for days to years instead of a couple of seconds. Pretending that you are actually doing anything is boomer-level leadbrain delusion.
I think what a lot of people miss is with such a ridiculous valuation and P/E ratio, SpaceX stock effectively becomes a market index.
>>537157556the government is insuring 100% of losses against tulips this time
>>537157355they made a dollar selling a product yet or still relying on welfare?
>>537157355At this point the whole bubble depends on the success of SpaceX, if it gets the wobbles we're all fucked it's that big of a scam.
>>537157608>this is what i tell myself to feel better about my 1% a year money market account
>>537157355Imagine in the middle and late 1800's ONE company controlled the railroads in USA.SpaceX is that ONE company giving access to Space.
When it came to hiring Elon would come in wearing a top hat and holding an ivory cane, standing in front of a dozen naked pajeets all standing in a line, then he would fondle each of their testicles using three fingers, look at the three fingers closely, quickly bring his hand to his nose, turn his back to the pajeets, inhale deeply with his eyes closed, smack his lips a bit, then give out a satisfied, but contemplative “HMMMMMMM”.After a few seconds he would turn around quickly to face them using only the back soles of his feet, rub his chin and say “Mmmmmhmmmm yes, very nice very nice”, clap his hands exactly two times, then he would bow, suddenly bellow out “WELCOME” mid-bow, then rise suddenly, spread his arms while at the same time tossing his cane aside on to the side window of a Cybertruck, ignoring the spiderweb-like crack that it leaves on the window, and give a welcome gesture like a circus ringmaster welcoming in spectators. Then, as his arms are spread wide, he would gesture toward some cubicles with sleeping bags on the floor next to them and say in a faked and exaggerated voice “TO SPACEX!” during which his voice cracks slightly when he says the “X” part, but he’d quickly recover by trying an improvised echo effect by saying “X” over and over, getting quieter every time.Finally he would wink to his captive audience, jump and turn 180 degrees midair, stumble when he lands, which he tries to cover up by doing some robot dance moves, and stiffly pimp walk away from the bewildered and awe-struck pajeets while singing an off-tune version of Willy Wonka’s Pure Imagination song to himself, occasionally mumbling over the lyrics that he doesn’t remember before transitioning to Taylor Swift’s Haters Gonna Hate since he knows it much better.
>>537157753>selling productsWow you are one STUPID mother fucker lol.
>>537157355can i buy puts on this trash yet? why wont any kikes make options available on this garbage
>>537157608Except it pays out 8% per year on average whereas casinos cost money on average.
Starting to think China was smart restricting trade on their exchanges.
>>537157355Elon will be the world's first quadrillionaire. he'll get that by selling Optimus FembotsAfter he takes dominion of the other planets in the solar system he's declare that he's a space alien.
>>537157753Not sure, but out in central Nevada literally everyone has a starlink receiver in their car. And with the t-mobile deal this will be fucking crucial tech. Massive swaths of the earth full of underserved people will be buying SpaceX products
>>537157748You actually believe that too eh? You should keep buying. Buy the moon.
>>537158173tomorrow you can
>>537158220Not forever.
>>537157355I canceled my request to buy last week and sold all my memory stocks. I'm reeling this week...
>>537157556>turnip maniabased animal crossing playing anon
>>537158063Nothing wrong with it.
>>537157748Whose losses? Not yours, the way they run this shit, you don't have any losses. You gave money to a broker and the broker owns the shares. When they go under, they get bailed out. Your account goes to zero and then they tell you that you should be grateful that they got bailed out after they lost all your money. You don't get anything because that would be communism.
>>537158242>he'll get that by selling Optimus FembotsThe best part it... they will all look like Alice in Wonderland
>>537157355Flying balloons is cool now? Their internet sucks balls.
>>537157355a company that has no real revenue is up 20% despite Musk's incompetence in his other companies. totally not a bubble.
>>537158349Probably for as long as we have an economy.
>>537157753>they made a dollar selling a product yetThey have more orbital launches than the rest of the planet put together. They launch people and cargo to the ISS, probes to moons/planets/asteroids and thousands of satellites including over 10,000 Starlink sats. Starlink revenue was $11.4 billion in 2025.
Redditors are being liquidated and you're laughing
>>537159578https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/11/spacex-raises-75-billion-in-record-setting-ipo-ahead-of-nasdaq-debut.html>SpaceX said in its prospectus that revenue increased 15% to $4.69 billion in the first quarter from $4.07 billion a year earlier.>For all of last year, revenue jumped 33% to $18.67 billion.>The company recorded a net loss in the latest quarter of $4.28 billion after losing $4.94 billion in 2025.Be sure to sell high.
>>537160689It just hit $230 in after hours. Redditors are getting assfucked.
>>537158310The circus will go on untill someone kills the clowns
>>537157355>the coolest company everTheir business plan says 2bn market cap for space stuff and 18.5 trillion for AI. Its just another part of the AI bubble masquerading as a spacerocket company for investors who are either too lazy to read or cant read
Who gives a fuck about rockets. I'm excited for when Anthropic goes public.
To the moon, nigga!
Elon owns half the shares and probably 90% of the float. $SPCX is whatever he says it's worth.
>>537160277why are redditors doing this, every serious analyst said the stock price would explode early and then slide down to nothing once people realize spaceX has never turned a profit and their business plan is a word salad about AI
>>537160277abolutely retarded shorting a stock 5% of float while the other 50% is owned by a trillionaire
I refuse to give this fucker even MORE money. You too should kys
>>537157355>2026: OMG /pol/, why haven't you put money in Space-X yet? Don't you want to be cool?>2020: OMG /pol/, why haven't you put money in Bitcoin yet? Don't you want to be cool?
>>537160958>>537161279I guess they think they are sticking it to the evil nazi Elon by shorting.
>>537160277>they soldKekGlad I bought.
>>537159578>>537158298Most sub 100 IQ takes I've seen on this so far
>>537157355it's not a coincidence that trump sign"peace" plan and went into 60 days talk (which will then cancel this said "peace" plan after they finish trapping dumb money on this IPO)without that agreement, this IPO won't even take flight this smooth
Buy now, because grok 5 will be unironic AGI and now that Claude Fable got rekt there's no competition.
>>537157355First IPO? Wall Street is prepping retail for a haircut
>>537161668if you didn't make money on both you are retarded.
>>537157355are they profitable or are they in debt like a biotech start up? If the former, hold, if the latter, sell and short, then buy the bottom.
>>537161751It's weird because as soon as someone gets AGI (that everyone agrees is AGI), then the economy won't really matter anymore so what's the point of owning shares?
>>537157748Ever think its nuts that tulipmania didn't really happen? The only source is a comedy article written nearly 100 years after the fact. There's no evidence of any crazy market trades.
>>537158063Remind me again what valuable things we get from space?
>>537157355Lol fool it hit 222
>>537158310Lol at you idiots that dont regonize that you can just stop loss yourself.
>>537158086David Letterman quit in 2015 what kind of ai slop is that
giving this jeet loving chink faced kike attention, what a pathetic bunch of faggots you aremusk is king redditor, you fucking morons
>>537162987Subsidies from thin-air-money.Really though, satellite launches. Something that happens infrequently and the ESA and Roscosmos will do that for you at very reasonable rates already.
>>537157355And what happens when everyone realizes space mining isn't happening at any point in the foreseeable future?
>>537161917They're deeply unprofitable and have no credible path to profitability. Their only profitable sector is Starlink and that's a hobby-level, small business compared to actual tech companies. xAI is last place in the AI race and all their talent left in the past year to actually competent AI companies. SpaceX can't get Starship off the ground without it exploding.Elon stocks a ridiculously manipulated, basically meme coins with no relation to the underlying performance of the business. Shorting is the rational thing to do, if they weren't absurdly manipulated.
>>537163257Elon musk is the second coming of Vishnu of the entire Hindus of the world
>>537163339You can't eat satellites.
>>537162987SpaceX TAM is ~90% AI.People see SpaceX and think rockets but it's actually an AI company with a long-horizon space buildout.
>>537163498No, but that's about the only useful thing you can do with space. Even if by some monumental effort of will let's say a Mars colony is a goal, we know exactly what happens because it happened with the American colonies. The second it becomes self-supporting and starts returning on that huge national investment, some fucking kikes will declare "independence" and steal it.
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>>537157355The funny thing is that all of the leftist faggots absolutely seething about Elon Musk used to love him and think he was so wowwie cool Tony Stark IRL guy who made electric cars and spaceships who would lead us to techno utopia.ALL of this seethe about him being a trillionaire is JUST because he turned twitter into a free speech platform instead of another reddit lefty echochamber.
Only a x5 to $1k ez
>>537157608>The stock market is a casino where you have to wait for the slot machine rollers to stop for days to years instead of a couple of seconds.WTF are you even talking about? If you buy a stock, you can turn around and immediately sell it.You retards seethe but don't understand anything on even the most basic kindergartener level, it's pathetic.
Space is fake, like most things.The twelve month calendar is fake. Its all intended to weaken and confuse the natural intuition of the goyim. The Jews follow the Lunar calendar which follows the moon cycle perfectly. Jews know exactly where they are in their month by looking at the moon. All major Jewish holidays fall on full moons. Menstrual cycles follow lunar cycles.Goys look at the moon and think its pretty. But it means nothing to them chronologically.
>>537157355most easy short ever
ITT Seething poorfags who missed out. You guys forget that only 5% of the float has been publicly allocated. QQQ hasn't been forced to buy in yet so there's that buying pressure coming on at the end of the month.
>>537163418You retards said the same about Tesla KEK. Just admit you’re a fucking retard and Elon owns your ass. SpaceX is the ONLY serious space company. That gives them a monopoly over all of space. Imagine a single company controlling asteroid mining, moon transport, and even an entire planet (Mars).
>>537164181Islam is also lunar based with major observances based on the moon,. including Ramadan. Hinduism and Buddhism also have their major holidays on full moon.Buddhists observe fasting or strict vegetarian diet every full moon and new moon.Moon seems important
>>537157355Fedniggas so broke you gotta fund your own Project Bluebeam indoctrination
>>537164610Tesla has been imploding the last year losing more than 50% of its market share to BYD and the stock price has barely moved. Both stocks are completely fake and gay manipulated bullshit and anyone sane should stay far away.
>>537158298You mean rural retards who are a net loss to humanity
>>537157917And if it succeeds?
>>537157355Yeah the options chain opens tomorrow
>>537164670It's pretty important when you don't have clocks.
>>537162987Ever try GPS?
>>537164695EV sales are down across the board but Tesla is the only company still growing market share (now at 60%). You lost, tranny. Have fun doing this same song and dance for the next decade but with SPCX this time. You missed out…again!
>>537164695Because Elon dickriders are delusional. He can literally sell them on anything including Tesla highway tunnels and doge coins. Short term memory I guess..
>>537157753>what is a startupWhen governments are competing to claim land on mars and starship is the only vehicle to get humans there what do you think will happen.
>>537164898You know, whenever you call someone tranny, you just sound like a jew? Oh shit you ARE a jew
>>537164898You are desperately stupid dude. EV sales are surging massively around the world at the moment. Tesla is losing all their market share to BYD and other Chinese brands.>>537164957It's clearly a cult of very stupid people. Kudos to Elon for realizing that I guess. Almost every investment bank other than Goldman Sachs declined to be part of the Space X IPO because of how bad the fundamentals of the company are and how overvalued the IPO price was. Elon realized his dumb as fuck retail investors would carry the IPO and he was right.
>>537162873You are retarded and brown
>>537164898Put a bullet in your heat lying mother, or don’t. You’ll throw yourself off a building soon
>>537165013Europe has a buy only made in Europe strategy. It’s funny how mad Canadians got at Trump for protectionism when Europeans are doing this shit.
>>537165013Yeah. There was a reason he made it so that 30% of the IPO would be given to retail traders. What bothers me is that he’s playing the same old tricks from 10 years ago and they keep falling for it
>>537165124Lying migger*
>>537157355
>>537165145>Europe has a buy only made in Europe strategyRead the graph you dumb piece of shit. SAIC is Chinese owned and growing the fastest. Europe is being flooded with cheap Chinese EVs right now and destroying Tesla's market share. Yet the Tesla stock does not move because it's completely fake.
>>537165180Elon fans are so dumb they haven't learnt anything in 10 years. I actually respect Elon for understanding exactly how profoundly dumb his fanbase is and knowing it would work a second time, a decade later.
>company that doesn't turn a profit valued at 2 trillion dollarsCapitalism is fake and jewish
>>537164610Better yet, imagine humans having never been on the moon and therefore never returning to "it", much less travelling to Mars.
>>537158086The forbidden image... I got banned once for posting that.
>>537165290He has cycled his fanbase a couple of times, first he courted silicon valley types with his influence/conections, then retarded redditurds after he sucked them dry with the crypto rug pulls he moved to miggers who are getting sucked dry right now.
Enjoy it while it lasts. Someday you will be nailed to telephone poles.
>>537165346It actually made a 5 billion dollar loss last year and has no credible path to profitability, on any timescale. Every senior staff member of xAI left earlier this year because the company has no future. Yet retail investors do not seem to know or care about this.
>>537157355/pol/ is going to watch this from the cuck chair and seethe the whole way.
>>537158011>bashing on MMAsMMAs are safe, guaranteed and liquid.
>>537164898BYD will overtake Tesla eventually. sorry bud.
>>537157355I will never be rich to have any fun like this, I only have a mom who had 40K "emergency fund" and refused when I said put it in. Myself I see people saying they put in 1000 but it seems so stupid even if I made 400 dollars.I am in dumbfounded awe this might actually double making it as big as Microsoft when it makes like 12 billion a year revenue.I picked the worst or second worst time (if you count Bitcoin) to be a broke poor faggot.>>537162987If you take it to its extreme, asteroid mining is a trillion dollar industry itself along with basically having the government by the balls so you get billions in funding for Moon and Mars mission.>>537165124Ya so what if they lost share its like ten more TV brands came out, but do they make money I think BYD stock is down 40% YTD. TSLA up a small amount.There are seriously people who have a million dollars of this and made 400K who still think they deserve a tax cut while buying 150K Knicks tickets.
>>537157556/thread
>>537165481Hey hey hey. Don't bring reality into this
>>537157355Thunderf00t is so butthurt over him.
>>537166393Where was he wrong?
>>537165481>It actually made a 5 billion dollar loss last year and has no credible path to profitability, on any timescale.Just close the AI branch and it becomes profitable again, scamming retail is also really profitable
>>537166568xAI has resorted to providing compute to Anthropic now because nobody is using Grok. Very humiliating but also potentially a lever for profit. But it also turns xAI into a compute datacenter company instead of an AI company.
>>537166568>and it becomes profitable againThey'll still be operating at a loss. Putting things into space has not proven to be a viable business model.
>>537166520I couldn't tell you. I'm not sitting through a 4o minute video of his insane jealous ramblings.
>>537167215Then how do you know they're insane jealous ramblings? He mostly points out things that are undeniably fraud and false promises
>>537167359I seen his videos before and don't want to experience it again?
>>537157355Spacex has transformed into deep state. The big money that finance that company, they now see that company as a centerpiece of operations. Elon is the front person to be as a symbol for them, one to absorb all the publicity. Once they rugpull the USA economy though it is going to be devastating. But I think Spacex could very well remain, it as a lone center of operation. Over time Washington DC people will hand over more and more power to this company. Effectively it will act as a soft coup for the usa. The company is a perfect hiding front company for hidden secret tech. The advanced tech, the ufo stuff, they can just hide behind all the existing rocket tech that exists now. Spacex and all its promises, is all a massive distraction, a red herring misdirection to the truth.
If you are not buying and holding until at least the moon base. You're retarded and NGMI. As another Anon stated. This is like buying stock in early railroad and only once company controlled all the rails
>>537157556Im shorting it tomorrow morning when I wake up
>>537167791Make it to the moon first, then we'll focus on trying to build a permanent structure there
>>537157355>Has it ever occurred to the toothless fart sniffers of pol that some people just want to be a part of the coolest company ever?its all rigged now, this is what oligarchy looks like
>>537157748>Insuring it with money that doesn't exist
>>537157355SPACEX TO THE MOON NAME A COOLER COMPANY YOU CANTTESLA IS SORTA GAY WITH ITS SILENT WHOOSHING ELECTRIC FAGMOBILES BUT SPACEX IS PURE EXPLOSIONS EXTREMELY LOUD COMPLETELY BASED
