what the fuck happens after you die?
>>537159067nothingand there won't be a you
something or maybe nothing
>>537159067Same thing that happened before you were born
>>537159067You go to Gay Heaven
>>537159067my soul comes back. yours probably doesn’t…
End up on pol! lol
>>537159067Considering you're Indian you're supposed to believe you're reincarnated
>>537159067I don't know, but I'll find out one day.
>>537159067you become fertilizer for the trees so we can print more paper monies.tldr we become monies
>>537159202dog bless
>>537159067A regeneration
>>537159067depends. if you're not a jeet you'll reborn in bangladesh for the crimes of trudeau and for blowing your chance to be a good french canadian. if you're jeet in canada you'll go to hell for just being a disgusting creep.
>>537159067i guess "nothing" is unacceptableso im going to tell you you will live forever after you die in an communist utopia run by actual god premieror in the cosmic gulag
>>537159067Think of what it was like before you were born. That's what happens.
>>537159067same shit that happens when you go to sleep every night. you're unconscious.
>>537159067smoke DMT and find out
>>537159067For everyone else? Life goes on. For you specifically? It's like hitting shutdown on your pc and watching the screen flicker black. No romanticism in it. You came, you did, you died. Ave.
>>537159067You are judged by Jesus Christ. But I think the Bible says Christians won't be judged but will go straight to heaven. Not sure what the purpose of a judgement is if Christ sends all non-Christians to Hell.
>>537159067Your consciousness never truly dies. You will always live on as a being, the moment that is now is the moment that will be forever. There is no past or future. Basically quantum immortality but without your current body or memories.
>>537159067
>>537159934Rabbi Yeshua sucks cock in Hell
>>537159067>>537159154>>537159168hopefully i will find out soonsee you later, space cowboys
Probably nothing i was legally dead for 3 mins and i didn't see shit
>>537159067The left goes to the outer darkness so they can wallow even more in their daddy issues while the right ascends to a state of eternal bliss.
>>537159067Apparently you vote Democrat
>>537159067The exact same thing that happened to you before you were born.
>>537159067You come right back. It’s completely random and fucked up if you get born in india.
>>537159067Immediately after? The bardo.
>>537159067sorry to break it to you, but you will never die. death is a cope. you're here forever. hahahaha
>>537159067Your "soul" is a small bit of electromagnetic energy. It is pure consciousness & it continues on after death of the material body.t. Someone who remembers the other side from a young age.
>>537159067You go to either heaven or hell retard
>>537159067You cum and shit simultaneously while you convulse
>>537160161Benis, and no, your brain was not destroyed, you were alive, so you have no idea.The problem is this; I completely agree that with the destruction of my brain, my sense of self should cease, you'd be retarded to speculate otherwise. Now I'm dead, gone, and the seconds start ticking. How many seconds? Infinity, forever, all of forever happens. So you're telling me that in an open-ended length of time, all of the forces that conspired to rip me from nothingness can never possibly do it again? Seems too good to be true. I want nothing, but I fear something.
>>537160134kek, what an attention whoring little faggot we have here. NOOOOO pleeeassssee don't do it bro, it's not worth it! Think of your loved ones! just kidding.. kill yourself now. Wussy little bitch. Just like you've been the rest of your pathetic life.
It depends on if we can overcome causal heat death or not.If there is no way to avoid causal heat death, then all humanity is going to die but he born again, over and over, so the nightmare of Jews and world war 1 will repeat for eternity and that lifeform will quickly die right after. If there is a way to mitigate causal heat death, then we simply build a planet sized matrix, re render your mind, and then trap you in a hentai rape prison forever. You, or your clone, will simply wake up in this place. Given that it is most likely we cannot trigger big bangs to reverse infinite regress, the death repeat cycle is most likely, so just love people while you are still alive and try to ignore the Jewish circus.
>>537159067Let me be frank with you frogposter
>>537159067The Lord God judges your life and soul.
>>537159934All who die are judged.Revelation 2012 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
>>537159067nothing "happens" any more, hence the term "dead"
>>537159067It's like asking what the fuck happened before you were born. Irrelevant.
ze bugs will eat you
>>537159067From what I've seen, your bowels evacuate. Meaning you shit and piss your pants.
>>537162230>The Lord Goddude you're on an exploding ball of rock full of disease and evil, orbiting a giant ball of fire, floating in an endless black void. you might want to rethink the whole god thing
>>537159067I dunnoI guess we’ll find out in a few decades or whatever age we get old at before croaking lol
>>537162531>dude you're on an exploding ball of rock full of disease and evil, orbiting a giant ball of fire, floating in an endless black void.all fake and gay
>>537159934You're not judge into hell lol. You're judge for rewards. You already pass from death to life. No condemnation for you because your sins have been dealt with on the cross with his sinless blood.
Nothing hopefully
The only shit thing with dying is I want to see how it all unfolds. All of it.
>>537162821The troons just get more and more absurdly powerful over time until everybody is a troon and we live under a troon dictatorship. The future is overrated.
>>537162531I value the Truth too much to reject it for lies. You are free to do so however.
>>537159067body stops moving
>>537159067you have to be alive for there to be an after
>>537160474>with the destruction of my brain, my sense of self should cease, you'd be retarded to speculate otherwiseThe idea that consciousness comes from the brain is actually a superstition. Logic dictates that consciousness is the cause, and the body is the effect.
>>537159934low quality bait, not even worth the image
>>537159067>what the fuck happens after you die?
>>537159067It depends on what you mean by "you". What even is the nature of consciousness?
>>537159067The most relatable family members you ever had suddenly start fighting bitterly about who is going to get your lawnmower. Some of them will never speak again.
>>537161116have some empathy man
>>537159067i'll be reincarnated as some sex kitten on Epstein 2.0's island
>>537162531>my life and perceptions suck>yours should toomisery sure does love company
>>537162531The existence of evil implies the existence of good.
>>537160161God doesn't care about man's laws
>>537159067My older brother told me when we were young that when you die on earth you go to Heaven 1, where you live a full life... And if you die in Heaven 1, you go to Heaven 2... etc. All the way up to Heaven 10 then when you die you go to Hell and stay there.Little did he know he planted a horrifying existential idea in my head that I still haven't shaken. The idea that it probably doesn't matter. Either we're on this ride forever or it collapses itself into pure nothingness
>>537164584>have some empathy manempathy is for the weak
>>537162531the same God that gave us rocks we could teach to do math with lightning?
>>537160161thats because for you you woke up imediately. Time is an illusion.
>>537159203>my soul comes backthis.>>537160366>Your "soul" is a small bit of electromagnetic energy. It is pure consciousness & it continues on after death of the material body.>>537162230>The Lord God judges your life and soul.This, and then your soul decides what to do. Maybe when to reincarnate.
>>537159067They say “living” is more akin to being dead. You basically wake up as a spirit with a nearly unlimited consciousness.
>>537164674i wouldn't want to live without it. I love my cousin and I want her to be happy, always. But good for you I guess. My whole life has been destroyed by guilt.
>>537159067>>537159067You enter the realm of angels and demons. You will take up abode with one of these groups.Repent, for the Kingdom of God is at hand. It is later than you think.https://www.sttikhonsmonastery.org/about_orthodoxy
>>537159067final episodes of onepiece and spongebob.
>>537159067>1pbtid>time wasting question about religion
>what the fuck happens after you die?The tl;dr is "whatever you believe happens." This is what Death tells in some fable.I could go deeper into the karmic details. Incorporeal "Heaven" has desolate chambers and the incorporeal Underworld's center for punishment has a top floor which is menacing sure but not quite unpleasant.I like this picture here but the real facility is more like Dante's Inferno.
>>537159067probably something really gay
You are dead right now. Life and death are the same thing. You end up somewhere not knowing why and you spend your time accepting it or freaked out and then on to the next.
>>537162531How do I upvote this my good gentlesir?We are all heckin' stardust!
>>537164997>if your heart weighs more than a feather you are devouredThere is a great truth in this. Do the actions in your life weigh on you with regret?
>>537164786>My whole life has been destroyed by guilt.yeah well maybe you should be more of a piece of shit like Charlie Kirk
>>537164657Yeah. I became comfortable with that at 4. Death fascinated me. The idea that I was nothing before and will return to it, that my consciousness was something almost exclusive to my body. That it was like some kind of phenomenon that was like a tuning fork set to a specific flavor, a hue, just a fraction of the whole experience. Just a small shread of divinity that might not remember. Or will later. Or be reconstituted somewhere else in some other universe or place it could be possible. Either way I knew that most likely it would fade to black, the final act would be played. The lights would dim and the curtain would fall, and some where my life's themesong or fanfare would play soundlessly like a silent movie with no player piano. I would just be a shell, fit for worms and dogs, not much more than meat. Just a shell of soft edible plastic.
literally nothingprobably gonna be pretty painful no matter which way you go
>>537159067Anyone who takes the subject serious enough to spend a good amount of time reading about it, inevitably comes to the conclusion that the conscious mind continues to exist after the physical mind stops.
your mind and your life is laid naked before God and the universe and everything you have ever done or thought is exposed to everyone else, shown not just to God but to everyone else, and every act of hypocrisy you ever committed is accounted for.>For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses>forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors
>>537165148Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother who sins against me? Up to seven times?”22Jesus answered, “I tell you, not just seven times, but seventy-seven times!e23Because of this, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. 24As he began the settlements, a debtor owing ten thousand talentsf was brought to him. 25Since the man was unable to pay, the master ordered that he be sold to pay his debt, along with his wife and children and everything he owned.26Then the servant fell on his knees before him. ‘Have patience with me,’ he begged, ‘and I will pay back everything.’27His master had compassion on him, forgave his debt, and released him.28But when that servant went out, he found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred denarii.g He grabbed him and began to choke him, saying, ‘Pay back what you owe me!’29So his fellow servant fell down and begged him, ‘Have patience with me, and I will pay you back.’30But he refused. Instead, he went and had the man thrown into prison until he could pay his debt.31When his fellow servants saw what had happened, they were greatly distressed, and they went and recounted all of this to their master.32Then the master summoned him and said, ‘You wicked servant! I forgave all your debt because you begged me. 33Shouldn’t you have had mercy on your fellow servant, just as I had on you?’ 34In anger his master turned him over to the jailers to be tortured, until he should repay all that he owed.35That is how My heavenly Father will treat each of you unless you forgive your brother from your heart.”
>>537159067niggers will tongue your anusdon't die bro
>>537165036I Kant.
>>537165035I've saved peopes lives, like just last year. Yet my brain focuses on the negatives like a bitch.
>>537165189I feel like the best course of action I can take puts lots of people in danger.Have you ever played Risk of Rain? The game starts off easy. As time drags on, the threats around you get more powerful. If you survive longer and longer it requires greater tests of you. If you are strong enough to beat the greatest threat, you can leave the planet. But are you even human after that? With all that power?
>>537159067https://youtu.be/H9D2hr0WWh0?si=LhZ5FwExS6HstZ6c
you restart your same life all over again
>>537165183Kant know within the transcendental bounds of pure reason?
>>537159067I used to jolt up in bed sometimes just thinking "fuck man this sucks. I'm gunna die and theres nothing I can do to change it"Eventually I lived a life now where I feel more like I made peace with it. Or I just don't care as much. Now I get anxiety over not being able to have a kid in the next 5 or so years.
>>537159067You become a god
>>537164997>>537165035everybody’s heart weighs more than a feather so everybody gets eatenobviously the only rational choice is to jump Anubis and shove your cock in his mouth before he weighs your heartyou’re gonna die either way but fuck you anubis you had my cock in your mouth nigga you gay
Have you ever played Pathologic?>there's a man said to live beyond 120>I've come here to research his incredible longevity>he disappeared, he was supposedly murdered, people say demons were involved>"Beware, the people here will never lie to you, but they will never tell you the whole truth either.">then a mysterious plague comesYou get one hint as to what the birds are
>>537159067The thing about death is that it is merely a process of physics and chemistry. Any sufficiently advanced quantum technology would be capable of tracing the movements and energy pattern of a sample of atoms to the big bang and thus know the entire evolution of the universe in every minute detail, knowing the past, present, and future at any point throughout the entire universe. And as we know about the world today AI will drastically reduce the population of the labour class and empower the rich and powerful to have such god like technological power, leaving nothing but the rich and powerful in existence in the known universe, forever. And what we know about the powers that be is that they are Satanic Jewish Pedophile Faggot Trannies. This means, as these beings become increasingly powerful, immortal, and bored, they can use such quantum technology to predict you exactly as you are in any point of your life and reconstruct your body and mind. You will be the play thing of these vast and incomprehensibly complex future beings, until the end of time.
>>537159067Your thread gets reported for being off-topic and you eat a ban.
You arrive at a white light and you are asked if you want to go home. If you say yes then you start over. Saying anything other than yes sends you to purgatory. Don’t reject the light.
>>537159067it's easier to understand if you simply realize there is no "you" and then you'll realize there is nothing after death
>>537165315Why are those fucking baseboards so high?
>>537165636this or hollow heart theory
>>537159067Probably another go at this shithole
>>537159067i dig you up and fuck you
>>537159067You reincarnate in india
>>537165636Getting horny with Anubis seems like a bad idea with his giant dog dick.I like Isis. Isis cares for her followers.
>>537165746what if you say “what is that supposed to mean? what do you mean by ‘home’?”
>>537159067The archon jews attempt to coerce you into reincarnating and if they can't manipulate you that way (just come back to make a difference bro) they try to negotiate with favorable conditions.Basically like in Konosuba when Kazuma meets the 'goddess' Aqua.
>>537165972all I want is to be with my cousin. That's all I would negotiate with the archons with. Just put me with her again and don't make me fuck up the relationship again. I miss her...
>>537162531sorry sir, but you're late for you beheading appointment
>>537160134Do it, pussy. I want you to livestream it so I can see it on /gif/ later as a meme nobody will give a shit about.
>>537159067Niggers RAPE your skeletussy
>>537159067Isekai to a better or worse universe / simulation
My strategy of course is to live as long as possible. Plenty of psychic vampires walking around have the requisite energy to be functionally indefinite but the fates watch such people closely.My strategy is to be upright and true, and avoiding moral pitfalls as creator Sky God proscribed. I think the most efficient path to true prolonged youth isn't science or medicine but spirituality. If I am correct this changes everything. Things will get fucky. I will follow the rules of the supernatural world and keep my status relatively secret. My alias here "Warlord Kanta" is a tool I can leverage to disseminate information chaotically.I will be playing Pathologic, I think. The plague came here last Winter. I must be more discrete.
>>537159067JUDGEMENT
>>537166079all women degenerate into dangerous insanity anon.
>>537159236Doubt it.
>>537159067You browse /pol/ for all eternity
>>537164643What is light without darkness, how do do you define it without an antithesis?
Nothing, a sleep without a dream.So make sure to enjoy this life.
First, ignore all the people saying nothing. They are incels who hate life and like to fantasize about nothingness.If you want an in depth look into this subject, read Tolstoy's Confession, and his other works on religion.First, does the universe have a creator, or is it a random cosmic car crash that exists for no purpose? If It has a creator, is the creator benevolent, or is it indifferent? If it is benevolent, would it allow self-conscious beings to perish forever, or would it preserve them in some form?
How would you feel if at the end, you had to relive your entire life again?
>>537166188I'm fine with it.
>>537165315> https://youtu.be/H9D2hr0WWh0This better not suck.
>>537166293Nigger your "benevolent" creator makes babies that don't even live a day. Go be a retard somewhere else.
>>537165972Hey that's my edit, I love seeing my shitposts in the wild. I added the mature touch of soiled trousers.
>>537159067>>537159154There was no "you" from beginning
We all eventually reach enlightenment in the afterlife and become one with our creator. Like a hivemind of all souls, forming one prescient being.
>>537160457im pissed nobody gave you a (You) or maybe im a child, this scrambled me
>>537166367According to your own logic they're just a clump of cells so why does it matter?
>>537159067Depends on if u had children or not
>>537159067You find out dinosaur bones are a hoax by the devil.
>>537159067one of two things.
>>537166367if God, why thing bad ooga booga?
>>537159067You get to follow your relatives around and watch them masturbate.
>>537159067nothing, more important question, what happens when all of humanity dies? That's the real death of you.
>>537166367>a present state that is bad means there can't be future state that is good!KTry thinking about this subject with more depth than an angsty 13 yo
>>537159067Crap your pants and doctors with scalpels take turns stabbing you.
>>537159067Niggers tongue your anus for eternity
Okay, I'm going to bed.>Now I lay me down to sleep...
>>537159067Whatever you believe happens is what happens.
some worms got to live a little bit longer because of you
>>537159067that frog image makes me feel very uncomfortable...
>>537159067If reincarnation is real and limited to human forms, Statistically you come back as an Indian or a Chinese.
>>537159067Your body is stripped of cash and valuables by first responders and your organs are harvested and given to Israelis who get bumped to the front of transplant lists and get free surgery and hospital recovery time on your childrens dime.
>>537166288Yeah but this isn't what happens. The creatures giving you the life review are reptillians who are harvesting your soul for loosh and they want you to willingly choose reincarnation so they can harvest your soul again. Do not go through the tunnel, do not be tricked by the beings of light and love.
>>537166731>>537166731
>>537159067You body is recycled into a new organism and your consciousness returns to the source
>>537159067nothing ever happens
>>537165775Lol
>>537160133>tf>tpkill yourself, faggot kike
>>537160134
>>537159067Im starting to think everyone reincarnates as an Indian cause how else the fuck do you explain them popping up literally everywhere 24/7
>>537166545https://youtu.be/AcpANDdUhiU?si=hOCdFcVDuVQ7-V8o
An Australian dies and then a shit taken in a Wendy's in Kentucky begins to poocarnate and boom there's another Indian
>>537159067If the universe was kind to us, it would let us live in an eternal dream after death.
>>537159067the decomposition process. the microzymas, which were responsible for the physical construction of your body, as well as the maintenance of it during your life time, undergo pleomorphic transformation to tackle a new project: de-construction, the uncontrolled, final fermentation of your body so that its building blocks are available for use in some other construction.as for the conscious individual identified as "you" it ceases to exist because the hardware running the OS has no juice. "you" are software and as such you cannot exist without electrified hardware. "you" are temporary, an Artificial Intelligence instance spawned from other AI which is equally clueless as to the nature of reality. it is the microzymas who are eternal and possessing cosmic intelligence able to organize matter into a living structure. we are the universe experiencing itself. but imagining "you" will survive your death is silly.
>>537159067heart stops going badum badum badum
>>537166798Incorrect because in a multiverse interpretation the population of each country can be whatever you want it to be.
>>537159067?
>>537166437
>>537163309Your truth is worshipping a brown dead Jew.
>>537167555OP said "after", not when or how you die
>>537159067you get judged by Jesus. if you didn't believe in him, you're on the hook for all your sins because he offered the free gift of forgiveness and you refused to take it
>>537166437Counter point, there was only me.
>>537167903
>>537159067You're finally free
>>537168695
>>537168758Suicide for any reason other than permanent extreme suffering is dumb. Death will eventually find you whether you want it to or not.
>>537162363based on those two verses, those cast into the lake of fire were never alive
>>537159067You come right back here and live through the same time period. It’s a simulation.
>>537159067You wake up and face eternal Judgement by the lamb of Yahuah
>>537159067you answer to Godgood luck :)
>>537159067I'm afraid that (((they))) have a "net" to "catch" our souls when we die. Can anyone put my mind at ease with this?
>>537159067Bardo Realms, then usually people reincarnate
