If you visit this place, then you are cattle with no hope
>>537164068Be bitter all your life, Op.
>>537164068But someone said Bucees is like a glimpse of what life would looked like if the good guys won WW2.
>>537164068Love that place.
>>537164068closest one is 760 miles away, leaving now
>>537164188 digitsbuc-ee's is greatness
>>537164068>random truck stop with beaver mascot>*sniveling nigger jew appears out of nowhere*>*absolutely ENRAGED*>how DARE YOU enjoy this truck stop and\ it's beaver mascot you piece of shit goy!>..ffuck,,>FUCK YOU GOYholy fuck what are you retards>tay-sachs'ingabout now?
>>537164068They have nice clean bathrooms.
>Here's that based and redpilled convenience store I was telling you about
>>537164068Fuck you nigga, if I'm on a road trip I want to shit in a giant stall that is spotless and has 20 rolls of toilet paper in it.
That's an oddly specific gripe.
>>537164140Not at all. Germans are extremely autistic and would have stores for every single individual item sold in a Bussies.
>>537164068Literally the only reason to visit the States is to check out fast food chains that don't exist in Canada and shit like Buc-ees, that's it.
>>537164068>t. morbidly obese truck driver
>>537164140needs more gabled roofs and milkmaids milking cowsBut Yes I couldn't agree more darrel
>>537164068I want the big peanut butter cup that’s like 600 calories
>>537164357and to go to a gun range! for some it'll be the only chance they ever get to shoot
>>537164068Fuck you. I enjoy devouring a brisket burrito and then shitting it out in an immaculately clean Bucc-ees toilet. You are a joyless faggot retard.
>>537164068Cheap gas, cleanest restrooms you'll ever find on the road, and a half acre of excellent road snacks. They also pay above average wages. The other 40% of the store is overpriced touristy knickknacks and clothes that I could do without. NPCs really love that part though.
>>537164068If Buc-ees makes you seethe, it's because you are a fat tranny nigger jew.
>>537164296please point out, beyond red 40, what ingredients you take issue with
>>537164068>If you visit this place, then you are cattle with no hope>No dont get in your car and go on roadtrips, cars are bad, trains and public transportation are what you want to do. No dont stop and get gas and fresh snacks. Nooooooooooo !Tranny nigger commies in the deathrattle phase lmao
>>537164296well, they always say you need a diversified diet
>>537164296After a quick scroll, It looks like most the ingredients are like actual food I guess. Of course plus all the normal mutt shit you get in your foods
>>537164068literally have never seen one nor been inside one
>>537164609Whey protein concentrate makes me believe this is AI
>>537164068What if I need gas?
>>537164068>Cute Southern grils in Buc-ee bikini tops>Watermelon slushee>30 kinds of beef jerky>Brisket Mac&CheeseBuc-ees is peak America and I am tired of pretending its not.
>>537164068It's just a truck stop. Shitty food and goyslop products. I don't get why people think it's anything good. They've just never been to a truck stop and think a bug gas station convenience store is cool. It's a place you go into once then realize the products are low quality and never go into again.
>>537164068It's a novelty and fun, Suckdeep.
>>537164068>"Civilized people go to WaWa"
>>537164344And indians cook in sewage water, patel
>>537164068Nothing wrong with buckees, it's just a store. There is something wrong about putting a buckees sticker on your car or wearing a buckees shirt or something, that's being way to consumerist and too many people do it
>>537165389They saw how Bass Pro Shop did it and made millions.
>>537164068bucees fucking rocks you hipster faggot>>537164292the fucking best. and so many stalls and urinals you can get a spot away from people almost always. i like space when pooping.
>>537164068>the most famous place in America in 2026 is a gas station chain I hate this country at this point.
>>537164344maybe not that kind of german, but a made up pan european super pan-german creation, that combines all eruopeans under the same flaga super mass
>>537165201It really is. I am seething that the nearest buc-ees is hundreds if not thousands of miles from where I live. >>537165495buc-ees on the south lawn when?
>>537165201>>537164619>>537164425Why is this >>537164296 considered the epitome of “based and redpilled”? You know a limp-wristed liberal nerd typed all this shit out on a computer, right? Can you tell us what thlamine mononitrate is? Or ferric orthophosphate? I thought based and redpilled Texans ate steak and potatoes? Where’s the steak and potatoes in this? Don’t tell me this is a post-industrial mass-produced factory-made food-flavored product invented by an (((educated))) (((food scientist))) for maximum profit extraction for shareholders. Isn’t it based?
>>537164068I kinda wanna go to a buccees desu looks fun
>>537164068What if I need to take a shit?Do I just go into a field?
>>537165689Worked for me.
>>537165689>>537165733
>>537165888
Of course they love it, the mascot resembles your average borderline retarded bible belt midwesterner and southerner.
Wall of Jerky
>>537164068It's been talked about so much, that if I ever see one, I'd go in to try the sandwich they sell. And the giant Reese's treat.
>>537165644hot dog and fries are surprisingly good there. wash it down with a royal blue soda and you're living the american dream.
>>537165619you talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded.
>>537164068If you posted itt and bumped it without reporting it, you are cattle with no hope.THIS DUMB FUCKING POST IS OFF-TOPIC IDIOTS.
>>537166303no one cares nigger faggot. this board is trash 99% of the threads are not worth opening. now go make your dogshit threads that you think are profound that are pure slop and then neck
>>537165332Eat a curry, Hans.
>>537164068I took my parents by the new one near Harrisongburg, VA since they'd never been to one. We all agreed there's little reason to ever go back. Now that said on a 15 hour drive through bumfuck it's nice to run into one, but the food is mediocre, the prices aren't great, and the clientele are repulsive. I do not get the cultish hype.
>>537164068What about those days where you’re on your way home from work and have to get gas but your wife calls and asks you to pick up 11 flavours of beef jerky, an overly ornate folding knife, Wonderbread branded baseball cap, some medieval armour, and still make it home in 15 minutes?
>>537164068>Doooood! It's a GAS STATION, but like.... REALLY BIG! Wow!
>>537164068I don't even know what this place is. The first I heard about it is from the recent spamming on /pol/.
>>537164068Show lady penis, faggot.
>>537165275Buc-ee's reinvented the gas station restroom, and that's huge. Seriously, before 2010, the phrase "gas station bathroom" conjured images of strobing florescent light, grimy tiles, a toilet with a loose seat covered in shit, and /maybe/ soap in the dispenser by the sink. Buc-ee's bathrooms are immaculate, they're cleaner than my toilets at home. Throw in cheap gas, all the usual gas station amenities, burritos cooked on-site, and the WONDERFUL FUDGE IN A DOZEN VARIETIES and you've got yourself lightning in a bottle. Truck stops are where methed-out whores get dumped after being murdered; Buc-ee's doesn't even allow trucks.
>>537165974The mascot, when facing left, resembles the state of Texas. The beaver teeth are Big Bend, the hat bill is the Panhandle, the back of his head is the Gulf Coast, etc.
>>537167340>Big Bendgot molested by a bear there in the middle of the night. not even joking. one the scariest moments of my life. obviously
>>537165331wawa kinda sucks ngl quik trip is better
>>537164068If you refuse to go because you don't want to be "cattle" you are just putting yourself in another pen. Still just as caged and domesticated.
>>537168094>Still just as cagedeven more so. they're literally bigger faggots than faggot "normie cattle".
>>537164068looks like that building in gta sa near las payasadas and north of las brujas
>>537164068dont care. still going to the small town 8 pump station me and my dad used to buy wax worms and soda on our way out to the lake. if your gas station isn't also a bait store, youre a niggerfaggot amnesty-american and you'll never be one of the good ol boys.post "Gone fishin'" or mother will die in a car accident tomorrow..
>>537168849>Gone fishinthis is one of the oldest trick in the book for closeted fags. "fishing buddies" ...fishing in each other's assholes in the bushes
>>537168942i can tell you're fatherless and boatless by your post.also sorry to hear about your mom tomorrow.
Bring back the Cuban Sandwiches Why do we need 5 identical pork briskets
>>537169258i have a flat bottom because i'm not a faggot and go duck hunting
