do you think his piss is just booze at this point?
Aye, fourteen thousand and eighty eight doubloons to the sailor that brings me that scurvy dog tarl!
>>537166231Urine is waste material your body wants to expel from the system. How could reconsuming waste be of any benefit?How stupid do you have to be to fall for "urine therapy"
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>>537166231styxretardhammer aside, "MAHA" is a total scam,>atrazine weedkillers unbannedatrazine makes male frogs develop female sex characteristics and this happens to humans exposed to it as well>trump tried to give round-up legal immunity from glyphosate causing cancerglyphosate is liquid cancer>coal plant runoff not being regulatedall the water you bath in and drink will be laced with cancerstyx just needs to lay off the drugs already... well... honestly hes probably past the point of no return
>>537166636spiritually styx is a jeet from india.
>>537166636the owl demon told him to do it.
>>537166636Stolas is just pranking him at this point.
>>537166231Does he really drink his own piss now?
oh no, styxbros. what happened?
>>537166836Did he lose a tooth?
>>537166868His ex-gf punched him and broke it in half. I'm not even lying.
>>537166938>losing a tooth to a woman's punchUnless she was an MMA fighter or something there's no way they weren't already rotted for that to even be possible.
>>537167111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du_oMbzed1w
>>537166231who was this guy? looks like demoncobras rip
>>537166938I laughed so hard when PPP and Andy pulled this image I made on kino casino haha!>is it real???>maybe!
>>537167238The analingus champion of Rutland Vermont.He is a YouTube occultist, he scams people for gaming laptops, he has turned into a massive lolcow.Had a polygamous relationship with several batshit insane BPD women, accidentally or intentionally discharged a flintlock firearm to threaten one of them, now he is a fugitive, also a dasdbeat dad
>>537167238guy who made a living regurgitating fox news talking points back at miggers.had a wife, a relatively normal life, and a child at one point and all he had to do to keep that was keep churning out migger slop and lay off the drugs/alcohol.he couldnt do that and now his life is collapsingalso he worships demons
>>537167208>there's police cam footagekekThe pain in the cop's voice when he says "we've been here several times".
Just checked his channel, the screenshot is fake but he weighs around 90lbs now.
>>537166836>>537166938Having the audacity to attempt to make a pact with a Demon Prince, when you look like this, is a hell of a drug.
>>537166836Simping for women instead of tending his garden and reading news to boomers. Sex havers lose again!
>>537167470Many such cases.
>>537166636>Urine is waste material your body wants to expel from the system>we know this because uuh science says so just trust the science goynice try kike, your tricks dont work here
>>537166231He needs rehab, but he won't do it. He had money what happened to it? He lives with his father, why not get him help?
>>537166231he was kicked out of the join or die america 250 chat
He went from lolbertarian to neocon fairly quickly in 2017.
>>537166836He just needs a little conditioner and maybe a haircut is all. Hair health is a reflection of body health.
>>537166231He needs an exorcism
>>537166636I remember that insanity being in the news way back in the 90s, it's crazy new age shit.
>>537167208Fucking gross. Styx was banging some penny waffle house waitress who literally looks 60yo
>>537166836He went insane when he realized he fucked up by supporting Trump thinking he was actually a lolbertarian.
>>537166836>What YouTube fame does to a motherfucker...
>>537166231I thought king cobra passed away??
>>537166231Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>537166231At this point I hope the police find him. He is going to die of organ failure at this point if there is no intervention.
