explain how he's wrong
>>537177351he's not, he truly does have no friends and will die aloneeven his handler hates him
>>537177351trust me when i say this, elon is gay. hes has lots of friends.
>>537177351https://youtu.be/pfqUm3atJDw
>>537177351he can hire friends and even get like thousands of jeets to seppuku at the exact moment of his dying
>>537177351I'll be elons fren. Let's go to space and play some vidja.
>>537177463>hire friends
>>537177463>he can hire friendsYes. Any rich person can hire friends. You got a shit ton of money then you can support a shit ton of homies. Just buy them a decent apartment and some mid class SUV and a small stipend. If you're making $10 million a year having a friend budget of $1 million is nothing for a squad of homies.
>>537177539thermodynamics jack, keep coping with your romance moviesI have employees who would kill YOUR friends in suicide attacks 4 ME
Is this why I can't play path of exile 2 yet
>>537177351He's a jewish stooge
>Rosebud
>>537177351Friends are mostly a waste of time in the modern world, infinite access to information but no I should go sit on a couch drinking beer and watching commercials aka sports/tv
He might have a hundred kids and lots of grandkids by then.
>>537177351why are trannies so obsessed with elon? its really sad and pathetic
>>537177351Only imaginary friends are real friends, I've found
>>537177351There's a lot to criticize elon for but that sounds like an unhinged redditor who's projecting.
>>537177585>>>/x/
YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE (WOOP WOOP)
>>537177589how do you retards not know he's a jew himselfhis name is literally hebrew for fucks sake
I could forgive a lot of things and usually do, but he lied about cheating at vidya(a wicked gay videogame no less) and one of his sons is a troon. No matter how successful he is in other endeavors, he is an irredeemable failure in these aspects. I may not be a trillionaire but I have a wife and kids that love me so I win.
>>537177848You've won the globogybo, congrats retard
What a dunce. He and billionaires need to be taxed at 99%
he needs to stop the silly spacex shit and focus 100% on robot wives
>>537177619hahaha i do know the wage slaves think its still important. they were molded to be a specific kind of person and never think because they have so little free time. so they still sit around
>>537177833There is no such thing as a jewish name, hebrew was invented in the 200AD, long after the jews had gone extinct
>>537177583AW YEAHAW YEAHAW YEAH
>>537177351>>537177404>>537177441>>537177463richest goys jewish baby mamarichest jews goy baby mama
>>537177894I don't speak yiddish, don't talk to me you shitskinned heeb. You sound like a bigger loser than he is because you're defending him. Wicked gay lol
>>537177964>he needs to stop the silly spacex shit and focus 100% on robot wivesWhy do you think the spcx merger and ipo was all about? What do you think optimus exists for? It's coming.
>>537178134elon is ashkenazi confirmed by the 23andme leak
>>537178110You pay them and they kiss your ass. Never do you have to be the punchline, but always get to be the one shitting on them. If they fight back you replace them. Its that easy.
>>537178356those would be employees anon, he has many already and doesn't need to replace them, they leave from the cringehttps://thenextweb.com/news/xai-all-cofounders-departed-musk-spacex-rebuild
>>537177351everyone dies alone is the real blackpill. no one has friends when they get older, at best, if you get married you have "friends" which are basically inlaws or people who your wife finds non threatening to her dominion over you. all your cool friends are long gone, because your wife felt threatened by them, they could be a bad influence. people you see at family gatherings are all people you have to put on fake smiles, fake hugs, its worse than office small talk, because the women have no filter, and they all have problems. the men are expected to watch niggerball and or pretend they are napping, the only way to get any peace. each family gathering you dread seeing that one niece that has a nigger boyfrend, who will she bring this year. will she have a niglet with her. nothing is better than being single. don't beleive any one of these married cucks. they all envy you.
>>537178143you're going talk with me, and i will have your daughter as payment
