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>>537185649ok edgy boi kek
>>537185649That's probably the coolest way to die in brazil.
>Senor, where's the bungee rope?
>>537185863>ok edgy boi kekedgy? it's just a stupid and hilarious way to die.
>>537186153>edgy? it's just a stupid and hilarious way to die.
>>537186101>>Senor, where's the bungee rope?i would never do something like this, but if i did, it would be in the US
>>537186240is it called edgy humor because she was thrown off the edge of a cliff?
>>537186240i guess i've finally done it. i've graduated from normie status to edgelord. a single tear just rolled down my cheek.
>>537185649Well, she had a helmet on so..she should still be alive.
>>537186578>Well, she had a helmet on so..she should still be alive.yes, yes, safety first!
>>537185649so many people and no one noticed
>>537185649hitting the concrete at that height is like hitting your wife
Was it an assassination plot or something?
>>537186578Ok, good. I was worried
she probably paid for precisely that to escape the hell that is brazil
>>537185649is she ok
>>537186240Kill yourself simp, it's funny
>>537186578She was immediately after the fall
>>537185649it doesn't even look like the rope was attached at alldid they seriously forget to attach the fucking rope
imagine entrusting your life to third world shitskins. typical woman moment
>>537187833Yep. 4 People and the onlookers and nobody noticed.
>>537187909They noticed but hated her.
>>537188135I would really want a criminal investigation if her bf wanted her dead or sth.
That's insane. it's basically impossible for three seasoned professionals working together to mess up like this, all im the same way at the same time. No doubt protocols have them checking this shit several times before the actual jump. It has got to be premediated murder.
>>537186578you can see in the other clip how she flips on her back after she was tossed so she could see the bridge and the guys who threw her for like at least half of the fall, then she did a corkscrew and landed on her front, you can see how the legs get extended outward in a really unnatural way (meaning the joints will all be dislocated and torn ) also her body expands and contracts like a black rubber ball on impact, means her organs were mixed with all the bones, ribs, spine, torn apart, broken and then came to rest again after being mixed violently.absolutely unnecessary those guys should all be thrown of the same bridge in the same way i just wonder how much drugs were involved in the guy who was supposed to attach the bungee rope to the girl and totally missed out on that apparently 5 people were arrested, two women and three men who were involved in the "business"
>>537188387This is not bait btw, its a a genuine german with no real understanding of how retarded the world is.
>>537185649Trust the professionals
>>537188387>protocolslol lmaoyesh the protocols of the elder macacos of bungee ?
>>537185649not funny at all.
>Convince a foreign white woman that “local custom” dictates that a rope isn’t used as a joke>She actually does it
>holding a selfie stickstill eagerly awaiting the footage
>>537187909>Yep. 4 People and the onlookers and nobody noticed.the most important thing is that she didn't notice. she blindly trusted brown retards. like, they put her in the harness and didn't attach the rope. if you're doing something dodgy in a dodgy country, you have to have your wits about you at all times. either way, if i'm looking for a thrill in brazil there's no way i'm even trusting the rope. it has probably been grinding against that bridge for years.
>>537188477he's probably named something like Malte-Lukas, who never had to interact with these borderline retarded shitskins thanks to rich parents. Still doesn't explain how he's this naive when he made it to this place but oh well.
>>537188808i wouldn't even trust the bridge
>>537188455>also her body expands and contracts like a black rubber ball on impact,All of my wut
If you talk to someone from brazil more than likely they're going to tell you to stay the fuck out of brazil
>>537188852>Still doesn't explain how he's this naive when he made it to this place but oh well.probably a paid shill aka "student job defending genderinclusive diversity demographics against hate speech" paid for by and with fine usaid/ned ngo donation moneys
>>537189031>wut wut in the butt
>>537188857I wouldn't even trust Brazil.
This shit is like one of those things you can do in the Hitman games to make your assassinations look like accidents.
can you guys at least wait a while?
>>537189123>If you talk to someone from brazil more than likely they're going to tell you to stay the fuck out of brazilmy brother traveled to brazil for work and the company had their factory all fenced in and they wouldn't let him leave the factory grounds for the week he was there. basically airport to factory and back to airport. brazil is no joke for gringos. haha. i also worked with a guy who said he was on a work trip to brazil and his colleagues paid for some chick to give him a bj. then after he got the bj they told him that it was actually a guy that gave him the bj. this guy i worked was a retard though. i worked with him in dc and he got in trouble for trying to take pictures up the skirts of women near the white house. secret service arrested him and his computer got taken away for like two months.
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>>537189874Honestly if you get a blowjob from a tranny and you sincerely thought that it was a women then it’s not gay because the gay intention wasn’t there
>ropeNot to mention that, aren't they supposed to use bungee cord anyway. It's noticeably different to rope. Even if they had attached the rope, it would have severely fucked her up anyway
>>537190243>Not to mention that, aren't they supposed to use bungee cord anyway. It's noticeably different to rope. Even if they had attached the rope, it would have severely fucked her up anywayit's not a bungee jump. it's called a rope jump. there are videos of it on yt.
>>537185649chucked her off that bridge like she was a black baby. "oh yeah she needs a rope huh"
>>537185649Modern women in a nutshell
>>537190199>Honestly if you get a blowjob from a tranny and you sincerely thought that it was a women then it’s not gay because the gay intention wasn’t therei wasn't calling him gay. he was saying it fucked him up, but years later he saw the humor in it. that's why he told us the story.
>>537190381Ah so they intended to damage her vertebrae from the get go. How very brown
>>537185649How fucking stupid
At least she didn't hit the wall.
>>537185649yeah same, it's pretty fucking funny>I'm gonna see the world! *dies*lol, lmao
>>537185649Look out, ladsThis kid is edgy!!
>>537185649anon, hating women like this because of your Virginity isn't good,you'll never get laid this way.
>>537188387>three seasoned professionalsnigga this is Brazil, what kind of credentials do you think they had?
Another woman killed because of male incompetence.moids were a fucking mistake
>>537190664>Ah so they intended to damage her vertebrae from the get go. How very brownthe funny thing is that all their customers were probably white people.
>>537191025>anon, hating women like this because of your Virginity isn't good,you'll never get laid this way.
>>537185649why the helmet?
>>537188387>>537188198You’d think if they were planning a murder they would at least pretend to hook up the cord or just not film it. Then again it’s Brazil so
>>537185649I mostly feel sorry for her. She thought she was doing a safe and harmless activity, her mistake was trusting these Favela Macacos with theirs life. Similar to these YouTubers and the weird musician guy who also trusted flying Brazilian helicopter quadroons and paid with their life.
>>537191076south american incompetence is in a league of its own, there's just being bad at something and then there's skipping over entire steps.
>>537191191Embraer aircraft made in Brazil are some of the safest aircraft in the world
>>537191025>you'll never get laid this way.my body count is ~50 without even trying. only reason i say ~50 is because i stopped keeping track after high school.
>>537186101>oh ese I forgot
>>537191232and I cant fucking buy stonks ebcaue of retarde dregulatiosn FUCK
>>537191025>hating women because of virginity ah ha ha, he doesn't know
>>537191257right anon,and everyone clapped after you did it>>537191093this anon is secretly into traps
>>537191443>you hate spiders? you must want to fuck themYWNBAW faggot
>>537190698>How fucking stupidit's such a dangerous thing and so many people were involved, that it's just fucking funny. plus this girl was filming it, so she was probably more concerned about instagram likes than whether or not she was tied off.
>>537185950I dunno a fiery helicopter crash is pretty cool too! RIP Oliver Sneed.
>>537191517>immediately felt called out>has a entire folder full of tranny memes on standby betcha don't have a folder with your friends,family and real life experiences huh?
>>537191650>b-b-b-b-b-but but but butyou lost, tranny
>>537185649Live Laugh Love?
>>537186302Wouldn't do this in the US unless the guys running it are white.
>>537187387It cant possibly feel that good
>>537188455Just post it retard >>537185649Qrd
>>537188808>she blindly trusted brown retards.Trustworthy and honest populations can't imagine other populations being dishonest psychopaths - so we often come home in caskets.
>>537185649>snot-nosed little bitch makes a post being 5edgy >1,000 replies/pol/ is shit. OP is shit. All these newfags aee shit. /pol/ mods and devs should be found and beaten severely.
>>537191443>right anon,and everyone clapped after you did itdo you have any friends? it goes more like>hey anon did you end up fucking that girl?yea i did>ok niceand that's just if anyone asks you. most of my friends don't give a fuck. UNLESS i fucked a chubby girl. then they'll ask and i have to deny it for risk of being made fun of.
>>537191916>STOP BEING A BIG MEANIE WAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>537185649>can't stop laughingBecause you're a jealous, woman hating tranny fag.
>>537192032tits or GTFO
>>537187535My first thought
>>537192156>My first thoughtwhat's the quote?>never attribute malice to incompetence or something like that
The absolute state of /pol/This board needs to be shut down, ASAP
>>537186240hi sseth
>>537192318Right?POST THE WEBM OF HER LANDING FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>537190631>but years later he saw the humor in itThere is no humor in that. Thats just the pure unadulterated cope of a man accepting he is now gay.
>>537192032what's not funny? chick is literally swan-diving to her death and being thrown off a bridge by two brazilians.
>>537188455Post the other clip you fucking nigger
I personally dont give a fuck what happens to other human beings at allRemember if any of you were dying in the street, nobody would care or help you or even call 911 for an ambulance. They would walk over you and treat you like you are a subhuman and deserve to die. They hate men espicially ugly incels that muchThey will treat you like Joe from Burger King, remember that always even if you do become famous. If any of you make any of yourselves treat those faggots like stans and treat them accordingly. Fuck fans I can understand why celebrities hate theirs This is a TRVKE NVKE
>>537192374weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *splat*
>>537192384>Thats just the pure unadulterated cope of a man accepting he is now gay.he's a little jew that got arrested by the secret service for trying to take up-skirt pics of women outside the white house. i highly doubt he had any homosexual proclivities.
>>537192640Not the worst way to go desu
>>537188387>protocols>thirdiesjejyou need to go to these countries sometime sventhese niggers treat human life like its nothing
>>537192709Maybe if it was ten times that high in order to ensure a quick and painless death. You would be surprised how many people survive the initial impact from such a height, at least for a little while. These Brazilian monkey people probably stood there like a bunch of retards.
>>537185649rain is secured, harvest is guaranteed, Tlaloc is satisfied
>>537185649Are there uncut videos with sound? I've seen on msm sites there's at least 4 different angles. There must be a leak.of the whole thing.
>>537188387You're projecting human intelligence onto retarded monkeys.
>>537186240Loony Toons would make you very uncomfortable
>>537192948>You would be surprised how many people survive the initial impact from such a height, at least for a little while. These Brazilian monkey people probably stood there like a bunch of retards.i've heard of skydivers surviving falls from like 3k feet or whatever. their bodies are totally wrecked and they probably wish they just would have died. also, had a friend of my gf get drunk and fall from a 3rd story window and she was perfectly fine.
>>537192979sacrificial offerings that are not yours to sacrifice are invalid
A guy from my high school jumped from the Euromast observation deck which is at 96m (315ft). Miraculously he survived it and lived for a couple of days afterwards. This bitch could've just walked that off easily.
>>537188455… German sadistically enjoying all the gory details.
>>537193110>Are there uncut videos with sound? I've seen on msm sites there's at least 4 different angles. There must be a leak.of the whole thing.i can't find one. apparently the people watching were talking amongst themselves that the girl wasn't tied off, but nobody said anything to stop it.
>>537185649Extreme sports are designed to be extreme !One just have to understand that !!! Safety is not guarantied even when they give you Rope!x)
>>537193401How long have you been a physically repulsive sex tourist?
That's just out national whore tossing team.
>>537193353>also, had a friend of my gf get drunk and fall from a 3rd story window and she was perfectly fine.Being severely shitfaced can unironically help you in situations like these and car crashes. If you need to get into a car crash, make sure you're drunk as fuck so you don't tense up! I knew a girl who jumped from the fourth floor, survived and is now in a wheelchair, she was cute too. I actually knew a surprising amount of people who killed themselves, a couple of jumpers, a slicer, shit like that.Also:Vesna Vulović - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87
>>537192640>flat riverbedshe might of survived if her enture body had gone limp before impact
>>537185649THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, seriously, what else are they paid to do other then to attach rope.
>>537185649So will all 3 of them get murder charge or what? Also imagine if she signed paper that she agree this jump can end in body harm or death and they have clean hands after it.
>>537194312>Also imagine if she signed paper that she agree this jump can end in body harm or death and they have clean hands after it.that kind of clauses don't work for gross negligence
>>537194445Yeah... in civilized countries.
>>537193951well, technically they have two jobs... and the did the second part pretty well.
>>537186578lol
>>537185649someone should loop the video with a slide-whistle sound effect
>>537191257>my body count is ~50 without even trying. only reason i say ~50 is because i stopped keeping track after high school.LOLABSOLUTELY GAPED FAGGOT
>>537193951I can forgive the guys holding her out on the gantry because they obviously have their hands full of her BIG THICK LUXURIOUS BUNDA but the guy behind, in the blue, it seems like he's literally only there to make sure the rope is attached and for no other reason.
>>537189616TOO SOON?
>>537192260A Jewish quote ingrained into the masses to let them get away with their ploys. How many decades has it been already and you niggers still think it's an a coincidence
>>537191025i'm spiritually an 95 yo man I dont think about sex at all
>>537188387>seasoned professionals>browns
>>537185863>>537186240KwabKys
>>537194445>>537194732"if your rich your above the law" rule. Just look at what happened to Oliver tree. Nothing will come of it, but maybe a few favela monkey will go from living in a penthouse to living back in the favela.
>>537185649
>>537192640Not "that" far. Possibly could have survived. Maybe if they actually gave a shit and got down there and tried to revive her.
>>537189874I dated a chick that was born and raised in Rio. Came to the u.s. as a late teenager. She tried to get me to visit Rio but then rattled off a list of things we can't do like "stay out passed 4pm" and "not go anywhere without a fairly large group of locals" so i noped right the fuck out. She was like "yea, maybe you're right. Did I ever tell you someone lit my brother on fire?" Lmao
>>537188387>professionalsKek>seasonedTruebeit
>>537196417>toss>splat>"oh no">"next!"
>>537185649if we did this once a week foids would remember their place real fast
>>537191257which guy was your favorite?
>>537186432The bungie freediver fears Cliff Edge. (Seriously, stay away from that guy)
>>537185649This should be turned into a personal sport
>>537185649Are we sure this wasn't a weird murder or something? There's like 8 people there. NOBODY noticed the cord wasn't attached?
>>537185649Did she died?
>>537185649Is this kind of the equivalent of someone approaching a bear for a selfie thinking the camera makes them invincible?>"There's a camera filming so it must be safe. We don't need to worry about checking that the bungee is attached"
>>537185863>>537186153>>537186240Both of these posters are correct at the same time
>>537191860heh
>>537200708She did in fact died, yes
>>537199317>which guy was your favorite?very funny. i've actually done a thought experiment about if i would fuck the hottest ladyboy on the planet. the answer is no for me. it would be repulsive. i feel gross for a month if i fuck a chubby girl.
>>537188387Seasoned professionals? You seriously overestimate overseas excursions. If you go to Mexico and rent some jet skis it’s some fat Juan who likely just bought them from a third party seller. Lmao at anyone who thinks these people offering these types of services are professional. That bridge is closed to the public and “thrill seekers” go there with these brown retards to jump off. Natural selection.
>>537191860Unironically though giving my wife a smack feels do good
>>537185649Whyte people dont season dey bungie rope
>>537187291it's almost as if third world shithole countries are full of brown retards
>>537186578>>537195362I am dead lads
>>537185863>Edgy Kys you zoylennial faggot
>>537185649What was she thinking just before she hit the ground?
>>537185649>this>the mid air chopper collision that killed some gay musicianBrazil is speedrunning into India tier
>>537185649Fortunately she just got a few scrapes and walked away
>>537205037>What was she thinking just before she hit the ground?probably >I HOPE THIS GOES VIRAL!!
