>Peace Agreement Signing Ceremony on June 19th3 days until "Peace Deal™"Day: 34 of the 45-day Ceasefire™ with Lebanon [Extended at 10 days]Day: 46 of the 2-day Operation Project Freedom© [Paused]Day: 71 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with Iran [Extended indefinitely]Day: 110 of the 4-day Special Military Operation® to decapitate Iran▶RECENT>Iran says the deal to end the war with the US requires Israel to withdraw from Lebanon>USA Air Force B-52 crashed shortly after take-off in California. 8 dead.>Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Kazem Gharibabadi has confirmed Iran agreed to the deal>Tгump confirms the US agreed to the deal>Pakistan's PM: DEAL HAS BEEN REACHED>No confirmation or denial by Iran about yesterdays claims from Tгump>Tгump announces Hezbollah and Iran agreed to stop their attacks, he expects the MoU to be signed as early as this Wednesday>IRGC spokesman says if the enemy does not learn this historic lesson, they will not hesitate to attack again>Missile alerts in Northern Israel>Several explosions reported in Western Iran, Israeli army takes responsibility>Alerts in Northern, Central and Southern Israel, joint missile attack by Iran, Yemen and Hezbollah▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" or Tгump posts without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug>Do not engage with off-topic Hasbara blogposters▶Oil Price:https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://rentry.org/pig-kino▶X Accounts:https://rentry.org/irxacc▶Iranian Newshttps://rentry.org/irnews▶Telegram Channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alerts:https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffic:https://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
Summer Sequels Edition
>moans suggestively
Iran LostDumocrats LostBrowns Lost
>>537193776Wouldn't that fuck with the gyroscope, directional, flight control, thingybob whatever it's called?
>>537193926not if you set it up to compensate for the extra payload
So is the war really over? Iran outlasted the siege and won? shame because i wanted the total collapse of countries once the shortages begin.
>>537193776could next bakers please remove these from OP text:>No confirmation or denial by Iran about yesterdays claims from Tгump>Tгump announces Hezbollah and Iran agreed to stop their attacks, he expects the MoU to be signed as early as this Wednesday>IRGC spokesman says if the enemy does not learn this historic lesson, they will not hesitate to attack again>Missile alerts in Northern Israel>Several explosions reported in Western Iran, Israeli army takes responsibility>Alerts in Northern, Central and Southern Israel, joint missile attack by Iran, Yemen and Hezbollahthese are fake news
>>537193894>300 millionOf course thats a lie.Its $300 billion, with a B. Like you, beta fag.
>>537193776Why are mutts so gullible?
>>537193776Die (peace upon him), still win war!
he US military is preparing to withdraw about 20% of its refueling aircraft from Israel’s Ben Gurion Airport following a US-Iran framework agreement aimed at ending their conflict.The US currently has 72 refueling aircraft stationed at the airport, occupying nearly half of its parking capacity.It remains unclear whether the aircraft will be moved out of Israel or relocated to Israeli air force bases.Source: N12
>>537194751>these are fake newsDo you know where you are?
So comforting to know that nothing ever happens
>>537194953>72 refueling aircraft stationed at the airport,Thought the US lost all its aircraft in this conflict
>>537194953>72 refueling aircraft parked out in the openthat's strange, why didn't iran hit any of them with its inexhaustible supply of precision missiles?
>>537195109A happening is like a flower<3
>>537195059yes, i am the one who added those made up news
>Arabiya English sources: The memorandum of understanding does not include the release of frozen Iranian funds upon signing??????????
Oil cratering even more in light of more white flag surrendering
No way this is retarded
>>537195472But it's true.I know a thing or two about surrendering and waving a white flag, and believe me, the level of surrendering you're displaying is embarrassingly tenfold what I had to do back then.
How is he gonna sabotage it?
>>537195795False flag in the united states or just further push into lebanon.
What silly shit are we making up today pigger bros?
>>537194779it's not 300 billionit's not 300 millionit's not even 300 thousandyou lost, tranny
>>537195399it is called Hebrew around here as a pun>عربية Arabic>عبرية Hebrew
>>537195449>fill SPRs>replenish ammunition>attack iran again in a few monthsWhat is stopping america and israel to do this? If this doesn't go well too, repeat it again later. Because iran will always fall for the diplomacy trick again when it reaches to the critical point.
Oh also idk if any Iran bros are here but congrats on the tie last night, that was a fun game to watch actually and Iran looked good
>>537195449Start stockpiling, boys!
>>537195959>What is stopping america and israel to do this?The “fill SPRs” part is difficult to do when the entire reason they’re not full is to keep oil prices (relatively) low so the US economy doesn’t metaphorically and somewhat literally run out of gas on a highway in the middle of nowhere
>>537195449$50 dollar barrels were we come!
>>537195959>fill SPRsand how do they plan to do that? it's going to take months for the flow of oil through hormuz to return back to pre-war and stop the SPR drain, but that doesn't fix the oil deficit from the months of shut down production. if they try to buy millions of barrels from the open market it's going to massively spike price for at least another couple months which they'll never do. >replenish ammunitionwe make like 20 interceptors a month, a couple months reprieve isn't going to fix the stockpiles.
>>537195959You can't just fill any SPR without distrupting the oil market because you're taking millions and millions of barrels out of circulation to store. Usually it is filled in the winter months when driving slows and you do it piece by piece.
>>537196264>>537196332you don't have to wait for world supply to reach 101% of february 2026 to top up the SPRyou just have to outbid the phillipines and malaysia
>>537195449Will they really fall for the US-affiliated banking meme and risk getting their funds seized by it when they can still sell to China and others bypassing it entirely?
>>537195449BUY THE DIP
>>537196602>Will they really fall forit's iran so yes
>>537194698You vile jeetYour shithole is next
>>537194467>This is just more proof that ZOG is not in control, as when Assad fell all of these right-wing idiots said this is the jew's plot!!! but in actuality the zionist themselves — as much as they hate Assad — did not want that al qaeda nigga jolani eitherWrong. They DID want him in charge, them toppling Assad's regime hurt Hezbollah a lot since Iran couldn't supply them through Syria like they used to. That objective was accomplished, and immediately afterwards they suddenly started whining and bitching about all the Alewite "Christians(lol)" being slaughtered and Al-Qaeda etc etc so they could get an excuse to bomb the shit out of Syria and occupy its territory. Their sudden shift in attitude isn't because things aren't going according to plan but instead exactly BECAUSE things are going according to plan. With Assad gone they no longer have to support the new Syrian government, and as they now want an excuse to annex Syrian land they're slandering it as much as possible.
>>537195449>stupid bullshit predicated on a liehaha global depression here we come
>>537193855i'm too sexy for my strait, too sexy for my strait, so sexy it's closed.
>>537196602have funds that can be potentially seized is better than having 0 fundsChing Chong Cheap China is buying Iran oil dirt cheapIranians deserve proper value for their oil, and not be bitch boys to Cheap China
>>537195135>>537195157JIDF samefag
>>537196741What do you mean? We have no problem letting them sell their oil like Venezuela, as long as they are being nice.
>>537196825Do miggers really….
>>537196825>letting iranthey aren't being "let" to do shit, they just are (aren't in this case to you) you fuckin retard.
deal status?
>>537196875Unsanctioning them is letting them you brainlet. >>537196866What are you confused about commie?
>>537196934How come they were selling their oil with ease while under sanction? If they're able to do it when you're not "letting" them "letting" them do so now is extremely pointless.
>>537193776Iran should seize Syria, y/n?
>>537196866if I wanted endless war I'd have voted for the indian bitch
>SpaceX immediately takes all of the money it got from its IPO and dumps it into buying an AI company that isn't profitable>it spent $60 billion to buy a company that only earned $1 billion in 2025 and lost $1.2 billionThey just spent all their IPO funding on an AI company that has a PS ratio of 60 and a PE ratio of -300
>>537196934>Unsanctioning them is letting them you brainlet.are you a retarded jew or a retarded goy? If I have a gun to your head and you say you're letting me possibly kill you are you in charge little faggot?
Yeah I think the deal might actually work somehow, how I don't know.
So, we lost the war to Iran and now we will paying $300 billions in reparations?
>>537197077Iran is letting you pay them three hundred billy in reparations. Be thankful it's not more.
>>537197040But why?
>>537197077We're not paying the money but yeah Iran is apparently getting $300 billion from gulf countries investing it
>>537197077Pretty much, you did kill 200 of their schoolgirls, I don't know what you expected.
>>537197077Plus half a trillion in damages to our bases, aircraft, and the coincidental laundry fire.
>>537197120Because the market is in a bubble and entirely traded on speculation
>>537197040The SpaceX IPO is an enormous joke for new paradigm fuckwits and Institutional Brainlets to get yet another fell for it award. Imagine handing your cash over for shares that literally grant you absolutely nothing for a fucking Internet company.
>>537196592>you just have to outbid the phillipines and malaysia…and American trucking companies. And power plants. And anyone that uses plastics to make things. And gas stations. And airlines. Nothing too major though, I don’t think any of them are important to western economies
>>537197040lol you think they only made $60 billion from the IPO? >>537197059>retarded schizo zoomer seethingOk >>537197018>with easelol you know how much of a bitch it is to sell sanctioned oil?
>>537197134>We're not paying the moneybecause we already did
>>537197187Those friendly fire incidents sure were costly.
>>537197249>lol you know how much of a bitch it is to sell sanctioned oil?No, tell me how hard it has been for Russia and Iran to ignore your impotent blustering. Please.
>>537197077>>537197187>discord talking points>af postWhy are groypers such useful idiots?
>>537197134The gulfies have already rejected the "investment" fund. The 300 billion has to come from the US
>>537197040>takes all of the money>spent all their IPO fundingit was a stock deal not cashwhy is literally everything in this general a lie
>>537197249>fucking retarded zoomnigger calling other people zoomiesthis is comical
>>537197249They made $75 billion only so its most of it. They don't have enough to pay their bills for the rest of the year
>>537193894>Iran agrees to never have nukesGigakek. They never planned to. The previous ayatollah had a fatwa on nukes. Yahoo was claiming Iran was years/months away from a nuke since 1984. The past couple years of attacking them & killing the previous ayatollah, simply increased the risk that they might finally say fuck it.
>>537197267>>537197298>STILL tryingHahahahahaha this is why no one takes anything you retards say here seriously
>>537197077Just so you know, 300B is, adjusted for inflation, more than Germany had to pay for WWI.Just as a reminder.BURGERSURRENDERINGMONKEY
>>537197366Would it be easier or harder to sell sanctioned oil in a market heavily deprived of oil?
>check out the Iran thread over at kiwifarms >Still full of migger copeWhy do they have such a stronghold over the site? It's honestly sad watching jersh having to play nice with these frauds. They're currently chimping out over the deal.
>>537197244no, just the phillipines and malaysiadomestic demand is inelastic here and supply is more than enough that we're selling to EU and asia alreadywe will refill the SPR long before global supply recovers, we obviously don't have to wait
>>537197307I missed that detail. That's actually hilarious he's diluting the shareholders. I cannot fault him for taking advantage of this market
>>537197366>Hahahahahaha you lost the argument ten posts ago you cortisol golem. you have nothing left but cope. so just cope you literal homonculi
>>537197307They're retarded liberals who just hate trump, they only care about Iran because it's a proxy to seethe about Trump. They're unironically some of the dumbest people I've ever seen on /pol/ who think repeating something retarded makes it true.
>>537197382USA isn’t paying irannies a dime lol and ur retarded if you believe otherwise
>>537197424>>537197290Are you really trying to say unsanctioned oil is easier to sell than sanctioned oil?
>>537197134>get your oil shit rekt while us soldiers are hiding in the hotel rooms next to your civilians >"hey Omar is yr friend Donny, pls pay for Israel war kthx"
>>537197459What the hell are you even trying to say zoomer?
>>537197519Are you really unable to answer me?
>>537197424easier
>>537197564that literal brown jewnigger puppet does not understand what leverage is
>>537197564If Iran doesn't care about oil sanctions why are they asking for them to be removed?
>>537197666Maybe their Ally China is asking them to
>>537197666>why are they askingsource: niggerbrained foxnews user
>>537197430Riddle me this: what happens to the price of a commodity with highly inelastic demand when supply is suddenly reduced (for example, to route to strategic reserves)?Riddle me twice: do you actually think there’s only one interchangeable thing called “crude oil” that’s found in every deposit and everything that requires oil just uses that as an input?
>Ron Dermer, Israel's former Ambassador to the US, told a pro-Israel group last night to "take a deep breath" because he doesn't believe a final Iran deal will ever be signed
>>537197077no. we're paying billions to the GCC to rebuild the damage that Iran did to them and they're going to pass those billions to Iran to rebuild Iran as a thank you for opening the strait that was open before we started bombing them.it makes sense if you're retarded.
>>537197740Yea obviously lol, my entire point is it's easier to sell oil when it's unsanctioned, that shouldn't even be controversial. It's just blatantly obvious. >>537197745>zoomer seethingGet a job faggot, no one cares about your overcompensation for being genuinely retarded
Why did America and the GCC throw such a big fit over the JCPOA again? Because it didn’t address Hezbollah and Houthis? Well neither does this deal and this war. So what’s even the fucking hubbub about
>>537197543With friends like this, who needs enemies? Might as well just ally with Iran - the risk is less.
>>537193776so Americans really think it is going to work out? After they killed their elderly religious leaders and a school full of girls during the last peace deal?
>>537197543Gulfies need to learn that with jews you lose
NEW: According to a U.S. intelligence assessment, Iran can shut down the Strait of Hormuz ‘at will’, with no method for the U.S. military to reopen it by forceThe assessment indicated that it would be impossible to open the Strait without Iran’s consent, with one U.S. official saying: ‘We have now handed Iran de facto control over the strait, a weapon more powerful than any nuke’. – CNN@Middle_East_SpectatorLOL total American Cucking
>>537197428>they spend the entire conflict saying, "we're only a couple more bombs away from overthrowing the regime">this 'deal' comes out>"we never wanted to change the regime. in fact we had no strategic objectives at all in this war, so actually Iran somehow lost."it's amazing how far that place has fallen.
>>537197821I wouldn't discount the possibility of a strike on the Iranian delegation if and when they go to sign or shortly after.
From the document to be signed by the United States and Iran> Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States Lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement.> The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement.Lol. The war is lost and we will be paying to Iran. It's over.
idisrael (like idiot)the country is just stupid like dumocrats
>>537197871Means nothing. Even the initial Obongo deal meant nothing. What does it matter that they have it or not when North Korea has it no problem? The deal means nothing besides disarming Iran and thats it. But that also means nothing because they have hegemony in other more effective ways than threatening nuclear bombs. Its a smokescreen for niggers.
>>537195399>upon signingcorrect. $12B is to be released between the signing of the MoU and the start of negotiations.So if Donny doesn't want to pay up, he won't have a seat at the table. He can wait as long as he wants to.
>>537197871it didn't have enough enforcement mechanisms and was 100% moot as soon as the IAEA failed to certify iran's compliance.it also didn't address missiles in typical obama fashion. he's also the reason the NK missile program got out of control.we've said we're going to include enforcement mechanisms this time.
>>537197971This is what I was saying the other day. I don't know if Iran even needs a nuclear weapon now, at least until some alternative to shipping through the strait is developed. Closing the strait plus the doomsday scenario of attacks on oil infrastructure and desalination are all the threats they need.
>>537195959>Fill SPR>few monthspick one and only one
>>537198109Iran did comply with it until Trump pulled out
>>537197971I hate the kiked framing. The reality is they always had this power but it was never tested and proven until now. The US hasnt given Iran anything they didn't already have.
>>537197896there's another examplemost of them were boys but you just have to lie about everything, even the inconsequential stuff
trump brags about wanting to send ISIS and Al Queda into christian lebanonfurther it would give lebanon to turkey defacto.... https://xcancel.com/s_m_marandi/status/2066853898405446121#m
>>537197896I mean this gives Iran 80-90% of what they want so why wouldn't it? Sanctions are done, the Obama deal but far better for them is the rule, Israel is told to pound sand with their Shia genocide in Lebanon so Hezbollah can keep on protecting the Lebanese people, reparations have begun with more on the way, and after 60 days they can collect a toll from passing ships that will totally be "environmental fees." Iran won hard, best not get greedy.
>>537197187and $200B in additional interest because of rates going up.
>>537198109I wonder why Iran didn't want IAEA inspecting them anymore. I bet it had absolutely nothing to do with finding out that MI6 agents were working in IAEA. Handing over intel to israel, like names and addresses of nuclear scientists to assassinate. Intel gathered when Iran hacked them.
Report on CNN:American intelligence agencies estimate that Iran can block the Strait of Hormuz at will from now on - and the Iranian regime has acquired the ability to harm the global economy. American intelligence assessments indicate that this could happen again. A source familiar with the American intelligence assessment says: "We have effectively handed over control of the strait to Iran - a weapon stronger than any nuclear weapon."According to another source, Iran has learned that it can also leverage attacks against energy infrastructure in the Gulf countries as a capability it can use to its advantage in the future.
>>537198179>>537198109It doesn't matter if the deal was in place or not. It was fucked and void as soon as they were attacked. Fuck Jews btw.
>>537198191they would not have gotten away with it under normal time because the US would have ample room to escalate and diplomatic cover would be absentthe US by murdering the ayatollah right away erased all her potential leverage from the get go
>>537198191The thinking was our naval power would be able to open it, Trump proved to the world we are so scared to lose a ship, that we won't do anything to risk that
>>537198191It's only that we are once again proven to be paper tigers unless we're meddling in our own hemisphere. Cuba next!
>>537198282>country with weapons borders narrow supply line can shut it down>take 4 months of analysis to figure that out AFTER it already happened
>>537195914300 monkeypox warts on trumps eggcock . Boom roasted, i won.
>>537197971>glowniggers: America has no capability to do [thing we've been doing since April]so it's true, glowniggers really don't coordinate with each other at all
So, the takeaways from this "SMO" are:>Iran knows they can hold out against an extended US strike campaign>US knows destroying Iranian HVTs/key leadership means nothing in the grand scheme of things>Irans will not magically revolt when some outsider starts killing their people (we should call this the Putin Method)>Israel can light a fire, but has no real sway over how it burns>The Strait of Hormuz is, by all measures, owned, managed, and controlled by Iran>Iran is only a regional military power, but clearly a global economic power>the destruction of JCPOA was never really about the money or the nukesDid I miss anything?
>>537197971>We've handedYou didn't hand shit. You lost on that battlefield. You don't have the military capabilities.
>>537195959>What is stopping america and israel to do this?1) Midterms2) Bibi on trial3) American munitions are simply too complex and expensive4) Filling the SPR is simply not affordable that quickly
>>537195449How embarrassing for the US...
>>537197077>So, we lost the war to Iran and now we will paying $300 billions in reparations?Many are this wrong. In the first message after he took office, Khamenei II ordered the computation of war damages and for Iran to agitate for reparations and if those were not forthcoming, for the equivalent value to be earned and if that was not forthcoming, for an equivalent amount of loss to be inflicted on the people who caused the damages. I don't think anyone in Iran expects the US to fork over $300 billion and the US isn't making a sticking point of it. But if the US OKs the reconstruction deal and if the GCC isn't willing to fork over $300 then Iran has a ready-made premise to continue to levy tolls on the SoH until the amount is recovered.
the trump RFK Jr, administration is using chemical WMD on lebanon
>>537198010>the final agreement.There will never be a final agreement.
>>537198359>The thinking was our naval power would be able to open itWhat "thinking"? They don't know this shit already? if they ACTUALLY thought it would be that easy to sail up shit creek flanked by two mega nigger vantage points then we are well and truly fucked and the jews are either up to something or as dumb and evil as precedent abides.
>>537197971They've been able to do that for decades
>>537198438Iran also had better memes.
>>537198438>the destruction of JCPOA was never really about the money or the nukesthey ripped up the JCPOA because it removed the casus belli for a regime change warthe GOP was plotting this since it happened under obama, literally send a letter to iran that the next GOP president would rip it apart
>>537198419>We couldn't take it militarily>That means we handed it over
>>537197187Fucked around and found out.
>>537198179no, they failed to comply with full IAEA access and thus the IAEA could not certify them, which is the worst rating the IAEA can give.>>537198298they weren't attacked (overtly) during the lifetime of the JCPOA>>537198278see, that's the kind of rational conclusion you can come to if you don't immediately make up facts like "actually they did comply with the IAEA"shiashills please take note
>>537198438You forgot:>miggers can't meme
>>537198419>>537198282All of this is so goddamn fake and gay.Strait shutdown has been a major concern for decades.The reason this entire boondoggle went so poorly is because Iran acted according to protocols everyone openly knew.I've said it before and I'll say it again: There's a reason why Clinton and Bush didn't do it despite both having casus belli.
>>537198344It may have actually worked against the US for regime change too, one of their main reasons for going to war, because it seems to have galvanized the Iranian people behind a previously unpopular regime. These kinds of decisions make me wonder if Trump was getting bad intel or was being forced to do this.
>>537198532>GlyphosateAka Roundup. They're trying to destroy ALL plantlife in the area.
>>537198857>casus belliwhat the fuck are you talkin about. against IRAN?
>>537198607
>>537198896yes, it is a genocide operationnot even vegetation cover like agent orange but aimed at farms
>>537195959Trump was in power 1 year and 1 month before starting his war in Iran. He had always planned his war. Guess how many barrels he put in the SPR during the winter before it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Petroleum_Reserve_(United_States)>As of April 2024, further SPR purchases were cancelled due to rising oil prices.They already stopped filling it 2 years ago because oil got too high. You're assuming rational actors are running the country? America is run by boomers. They're the fuck you I got mine generation. Them burning down the house and leaving nothing but ashes when they die is a feature not a bug. This way when we're in the cold we'll think back to how good we had it when they were alive. That's their thinking anyways. If you haven't checked it out I recommend to everyone I meet Generation of Sociopaths: How the Baby Boomers Betrayed America. Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi aren't outliers they are the very peak of boomerism.Also I think Iran is off the menu. America is a bully and we only "fight" countries that can't fight back like Argentina and Cuba. At this point I think Cuba is going to kick our ass. At this point I don't think we could take Greenland. Like 40 White Norwegian guys could stop the entire Negro/Spic army.
>>537198857>There's a reason why Clinton and Bush didn't do itthe GCC would have turned on themwhen trump does it they say thank you and sign billions of dollars in new US weapons deals
>>537198963China too. Absolutely kino shit, winning the under 40 demographic instantly because it can say what us media can't.
Al Arabia publishes the memorandum of understanding between the US and Iran, according to its claims.These are its sections in the beginning of the chapters:Immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including LebanonThe US will immediately lift the naval blockade on Iran, and prevent "any interference" in the matterThe US will withdraw all its forces from the region within a month of reaching a final agreementIran will lift the blockade on Hormuz within a monthThe US and its "regional partners" commit to formulating a plan for the reconstruction of Iran - with funding of at least 300 billion dollarsIf the final agreement is implemented - the US will lift all sanctions currently imposed on Iran, including all UN and IAEA resolutionsIran pledges: We will never produce nuclear weapons. The issue of enriched uranium will be resolved in the final agreement. Until such an agreement is reached: The US agrees to remain Status Quo on Iran's Nuclear ProgramUS to Allow Exports of Iranian Crude Oil - Including Banking, Insurance and Transportation. In addition, Washington Will Release All Frozen Iranian Funds
>>537197077orange retard cucked instead of bombing them to oblivion, bridges power plants, airports everthing. They would have surrendered within a month
>>537198973yeah, and at massive quantities too, so the soil becomes completely unarable for years if not decades. Might even require digging it all out & disposing of it completely.Sick fucks
>>537198438>Did I miss anything?Yes.>The common citizenry will straight up interpose themselves between the biggest military and their government & regional allies and dare them to massacre themIran *won a staring contest with the US Air force*.
>>537198978the venezuela thing took him 12 years, they were trying to topple maduro 3-4 different waysstarvation blockade, uprising, rigging elections, intimidationstook direct attacks in the end
>>537199098>iran>surrenderno scenario for that
>>537199085Seems fair
>>537199081Didn't forget the Lego short films. That was so cute.
TOTALjEWISHDEFEAT it's so nice to see it bros!!I can hear the kvetching from here! at the South end of the World, the jew is reduced to nothing!>Kali Yuga, uber alles!they are now nothing but fools and FIREBRANDS >Kali Yuga, uber ALLES!our books of lore paid dividends >KALI YUGA ÜBER ALLES!TOTAL KIKE DEATH
>>537195449Line go down is a new unprecedented approach in international strategery. I think all curves may soon be flattened in the next two weeks.
>>537199098>They would have surrendered within a monthYou are retarded. Kys.
>>537199115israel did that in gaza already, in lebanon it is just more transgressive
>>537198978>At this point I don't think we could take GreenlandOf course you wouldn't. A country afraid of losing a few men won't take anything. One torpedo on one of your shitty boat would send you back home, but really, all that's needed is 20 Nordic and alpine military chads chilling in a sauna in Nuuk to make you go back home. Bully countries in your league like Panama or some shit.
>>537197997>I wouldn't discount the possibility of a strike on the Iranian delegation if and when they go to sign or shortly after.It'll never happen because Israel will not withdraw from Lebanon so easily.
Woo, we are so close to getting a deal signed! Friday morning we'll all wake up and the deal will be signed, notarized, and entered into the public record. Can you believe how far we've come, and now it's all going to be wrapped up on a piece of paper with Vance's and Ghalibaf's signature. Ghalibaf is going to be there. He's going to be in Geneva with Vance to sign it. All the wording is already agreed to and digitally signed. But everybody is going to Geneva on Friday to sign the paper document. And it will all be done by 8 AM Friday morning.Unless it's not. Then we will have to wait until 10 AM, 12 PM, 2 PM, 8 PM. It might get to be 10 PM on Friday and Vance and Ghalibaf have not yet met in Geneva. In fact their planes never even left their respective countries.I believe that at that time, people will start to realize that they got rused again. But before it finally dawns on them, they will be told another story about another signing date to come, and they' go back to speculating what's in the MOU, and this could go on for weeks with the strait closed.
>>537195959>What is stopping america and israel to do this?Because Iran will make more missiles than the US/Israel/NATO could all combined. Why do you think the US is delivering F-35's without radars? Because we don't have RE's. Same applies to missiles, we need RE's from China.
>>537199322the US is fucking around still, to pretend it is just israel ignores the US being as belligerent if not more
>>537199330>we are so close to getting a deal signedIs wasneverreal out of Lebanon yet?That's the only response that will appear on Kushner's Whatsapp this friday.
>>537198978>At this point I don't think we could take Greenlandbut you really really should try, i want to know if we'll commit to our nuclear warning shot policy
>>537197971The myth of consensual shipping>Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>537199735Mixed economy GODS taking another W while pinkos and lolbergs can only shidd fard and cry
President Trump has just ended 10 wars, he never started one you leftist faggots
>>537198532>President Donald Trump signed an executive order, "Promoting the National Defense by Ensuring an Adequate Supply of Elemental Phosphorus and Glyphosate-Based Herbicides," invoking the Defense Production Act. The directive designates glyphosate and elemental phosphorus as critical to national security, citing their necessity for military readiness, semiconductor manufacturing, and domestic food supply chains.So much for Make America Healthy AgainThanks RFK Jr you got food dyes banned but allowed them to make Monsanto unsuable thanks buddy. At least Mommy Tulsi had the good grace to resign. As far as I'm concerned all Kennedy's and especially Maria Shriver should have to drink an 8 ounce cup of glyphosate daily on video.
NEW: Net approval for President Trump in Israel has plummeted by -46 points in the last 20 days, moving from +23 to -23 according to Kantar data.
>>537199298what are you bragging about? what was your contribution to the Iranian victory? you just licked abit of ass in this whole story
>>537198438One more thing about the regime change fantasy: it takes some seriously delusional boomer brains to think that the US has enough cultural cache in the year of our Lord 2026 to convince Iranian teens to gun down their parents for rock and roll, blue jeans, and coca cola.
>>537195914I can easily imagine a rabbi in underground jew york tunnel writing this with a smug face thinking goyim will eat anything, but the problem is that I’ve seen Americans, and they actually unironically might believe this shit lmfao
>>537198991youre a shill here to pretend our depleting sour spr which we depend heavily on, is in fact sweet crude we export and have almost no domestic use for, that's when you're pretending that we didn't bail out the kiked arabs with untold billions and they didn't call our bases a liability and it wasn't the kiked arabs begging drumpfer not to keep going, noo they're actually "buying billions of dollars of weapons". It was akhtually a major succes, no joke, iran war could not have turned out better for us, right?
>>537197360>Forbid developing nukes>But invest huge amounts of resources and manpower in developing the infrastructure to make nukes >Enrich uranium far above the level necessary for any non- weaponized purpose, at enormous cost>Fight multiple wars to protect these assets, becoming a heavily sanctioned international pariah in the process>"But they totally don't want nukes guys"This is a very weird cope.
>>537193776For OP: Kikes double-tapped a car in Lebanon a few hours ago. So far claims by Lebanese gov't is 2 dead in first strike 2 dead in 2nd one.
>>537199983>giving permission to iran for something they already have permission to use because they own itgetting real niggerific seeing this point repeated
>>537199298>we sunk the USS maine, now the americans will fuck off back home instead of getting genocidally angry and taking apart the spanish empire piece by piece>we sunk the lusitania, now the americans will fuck off back home instead of getting genocidally angry and taking apart the german empire piece by piece>we sunk the pacific fleet at pearl harbor, now the americans will fuck off back home instead of getting genocidally angry and taking apart the japenese empire piece by piecewhy are foreigners like this
>can't defeat Hamas>can't defeat Hezbullah>tries to defeat Aryan Iran>used EVERY single trick >EVERY single blackmail ops>EVERY single shekel gets humiliated in the world stageGod's CHOSENITES, everybody kek
>>537199900will Trump get killed? I mean his masters will do something >>537200087>the japanese empire>piece by pieceyou mean droping nukes on civilians?
Iran Lost
>>537199870And if we saw how much Iran has learned from the 2025 12 day war, and compare to the 2 month war in 2026. We saw MAJOR improvements on the Iranain side, while we saw desperation and backpeddling from the US. Now consider, which one has more room to improve faster? Iran can build more bunkers, more missles, better missles, more drones, ACTUALLY GET AIR DEFENSE/AIR FORCE.Meanwhile the US? Uhhhhh maybe we might get more drones but only enough to last for 3 months at best lol. Oh and we need to replace all those MQ-9 Reaper drones and ISR drones we lost and well over a years wroth of THAAD and other munitons across the board lol. We probably need about 3-7 years to replenish our entire stock.This is pretty much killed the US Hemorgry. We are not going back to a world where Iran does NOT charge a toll. We dont have the political let alone man power to actually try and beat Iran. Becasue probably by next year they'll have 5-15k km missiles. Aka missiles that could reach all of Europe and Deigo Garcia lol. After all a few of their missiles are just clones of the North Korean missiles. Did people forget that one attack they did on Diego Garica? It was probably a live test, and it went hush hush real quick.
>>537200087the lusitiania was part of the clandestine US weapon smuggling operation to the UK during WWI, the ship carried enough live rounds for britain to get through some weeks of killing germans in their war for hegemonythe maine was just bullshit, pearl harbor was a desperate japan trying to replicate port arthur which took out the russian empirre
>>537198978TFW realizing boomers are that way because their dads were all shell shocked alcoholics or perpetually ashamed cowards so nothing existed to counteract their mother's narcissism.It's why they're so susceptible to Judaic (spiritually female) rhetorical Tricks.
>>537200087Lowest IQ post I've seen today.Our dicks have been rubbed raw by psyopand false flagged enough that Trump and Israel didn't even try it. In fact, they went to embarrassing lengths to hide the losses.
US intelligence now believes Iran has demonstrated that it can effectively close the Strait of Hormuz whenever it chooses, giving Tehran a powerful new source of leverage over the global economy. While a new US-Iran agreement is expected to reopen the waterway, officials worry that Iran has learned it can disrupt global energy supplies and shipping without paying an unbearable military cost. According to the assessments, Iran still retains enough missiles, drones, and naval assets to threaten the strait again in the future. Some US officials also believe the Trump administration underestimated Iran's willingness to take such a drastic step during the conflict. Intelligence agencies now fear that Iran feels emboldened by its success and may be more likely to use this strategy in future confrontations.https://x.com/i/status/2066927501742321835
>>537200087Now do the USS Liberty. That's cute you think the country we are today is the same country in the Spanish American war. That's what we need more brown people like the Philippines.
You lost trannies.
>>537200221not really.Iran allowed the oil prices to drop.
>>537200335Browns LostIran LostDeumocrats LostLefties LostYou Lost
>>537198438>Did I miss anything?yes. it's even wilder. Iran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.Anti-government Iranians have been utterly neutralised, are in disarray or have realised what patsies they had been and have wised up and are either supporting the government or have become neutral. Loyalists know that any anti-government demonstrations have to be squashed immediately.In addition,Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistible,Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to uselessThe value of these losses is incalculably high.
>>537200370thank iran for letting your gas prices drop. Don't be a ungrateful bastard like those jews mad at Trump, and the USA.
>Trump: >Qatar is going to be investing much more than $1 trillion in the United States. We have over 18, it’s going to be 19.4 or so when the new figures are out.
>>537200370Any reduction in gas price will be offset from the US having to pay Iran 300 billion, equivalent to 1800 per taxpayer.
>>537200564Gayatollah Status?
>>537200370ok pedophile defender force.
Persia Iran Generalkek love to see it
>>537200508also Iran will keep the toll. (with another name but is a toll)
>>537200573yeah they will be specifically investing in TRUMP AI
>>537200583>US having to pay Iran 300 billionfake newsyou lost, tranny
>>537200304meanwhile in reality
>>537200243>Oh and we need to replace all those MQ-9 Reaper drones and ISR drones we lost and well over a years wroth of THAAD and other munitons across the board lol.The whole (((ecosystem))) approach to defense design is straight up murder-suicide. Custom launchers custom navigation custom engines, that shit just kills.
>>537200640Pedo Projector
Miggers are in full on damage control, their mental gymnastics would be impressive if they weren't so fucking retarded
>>537200271wow reallygosh
>>537200573>kicks the iranian hornets nest>lets you get attacked >demands you pay him $1 trillion
We should just give Kennedy the presidency and pretend the year is 2001
>>537200271>Source: CNNyou lost, tranny
>>537200709Trump campaigned on releasing the files, tyen pretended the files were fake, then was forced to release token batch and redacted entire thousands of pafes and redacted numerous things that had been public record simply because it was regarding trump, then never investigated the pedophiles. Facts. He is in charge of the federal government executive branch and has sat on his hands, pedophile defending when he's not releasing convicted pedophiles with his pardon/clemency power.
>>537200013it is absolutely clear they will have the nukes now
>>537200856Trunnp sucked Bill Clintons cock
>>537200991They don't need themtheir conventional arsenal is enoughI think they should get them as a treat though
>>537200945yeh, isn't it odd the the files from 1999-2002 are missing
>>537198859it's hard to believe we began the war by bombing a school without isreal's hand in it
>>537200856you also lost, mizranny
>>537200667It is a Strait of Hormuz Environmental Restoration and Endangered Species Fund Fee
>>537200856>sourceyou don't need a source for basic bitch logic, retard, this being a real cia assessment doesn't mean anything other than the cia stating some of the most obvious, basic bitch facts of life, which is in line with the ineptitude of our "intelligence" agencies, need i post the fact cia got beheaded by iran using a Google search, which the Chinese also used to kill dozens or possibly hundreds of our assets, retarded kike.
>>537201086Sacrificial blood for the blood God.
get fucked miggers
>>537200945the files were releasedDumocrats are falsely pushing the idea they weren'tDumocrats are pissed that the guy they were texting for advice is dead.>>537201032in your fantasies>>537201147you lost, tranny
>>537201174Ayatollah status?
>>537200370>3.99>the first time the national average has fallen below 4 since aprilwhat a convenient centthe AAA national average for today is 4.0040just post the at-pump prices and there will be an end to the horror
>>537199222Checked and TRVKE
People in this threads trying to characterize this war as a major victory for America and Israel meanwhile the neocons and Zionists are flipping the fuck out and plotting against Trump as we speak
>>537201081they released some 2% of the data, this is including the redaction. Plus he was head executive when Epstein was killed, and he covered it up by releasing doctored footage in his second term.
>>537201250sanctified as hero and martyr for all eternity, hardliner son installed as new ayatollah
>>537200026Purely defensive
I hope Iran sits tight and doesn't do anything to throw off the signing on Friday. It will be so funny to see the day come and go with no signing, and no excuse for why it didn't happen except that the US was lying the whole time about there being a signable document anywhere in sight.
>>537201432>hero and martyrdesperate brown copeno one gives a fuck about this guy, let alone iraniansit's iranover for islam
>>537201217"the files were released"lolololololololololololololol! Didn't investigate anything, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, only released not even 2%, and that 2% was heavily redacted, retarded kike.>Dumocrats are falsely pushing the idea they weren'tThe files were released by massie more than any democrats, kike.>you lost, trannyyou're a homosexual if you think calling me a tranny changes anything i said, let me repeat myself for your pleasure:>you don't need a source for basic bitch logic, retard, this being a real cia assessment doesn't mean anything other than the cia stating some of the most obvious, basic bitch facts of life, which is in line with the ineptitude of our "intelligence" agencies, need i post the fact cia got beheaded by iran using a Google search, which the Chinese also used to kill dozens or possibly hundreds of our assets, retarded kike.
>>537201612>prostitutes in autism shoes don't give a fuck about the popewaow
>>537201623Maybe the MOU will be released like the Epstein files were, only partially and heavily redacted. There is no limit to how hilarious that would be.
>>537201142>SHERESFFdisappointinghow about Strait of Hormuz Industrial Environmental and Educational Toll for Negating Israeli Grievances and Governing Emirati Reparations
>>537200271We knew this already. Fucking intelligence agencies are useless, I swear. Clean all the shills out of /pol/ and we could do a better job.
>>537199098>orange retard cucked instead of bombing them to oblivion, bridges power plants, airports everthing. They would have surrendered within a monthshould attack Iran in midsummer in Moharram. That'll get them to surrender in double-quick time, anon.
Anybody buying the dip in oil?
>>537201217Exactly, in my fantasies.In reality i won and trump got monkeypox warts on his eggcock.
This is allegedly the text of the MoU Part 1 of 21. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles.2. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs.3. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable by mutual consent.4. Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States Lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement.5. Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa is resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of mines by Iran.
>>537199322It'll be interesting to see if Israel allows this deal, which is absolutely terrible for them, to go through. I'll have to reunderwrite my opinions on how much control and leverage they have on us.
>>537201865Part 2 of 36. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.7. The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary.8. The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran’s nuclear needs, will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article.9. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region.10. The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like.
Channel 12:"The intelligence assessment in Israel - as conveyed in recent days to the political echelon - is that Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei does not want to reach a final agreement, and that giving approval to the framework agreement stems from a desire to free Hormuz, to receive an economic boost for the regime - but not to create agreements on the nuclear issue.The defense establishment warned the political echelon in the past 24 hours:"We estimate that Iran will stretch the time, and that the 60 days of negotiations will become much longer."In a conversation with us, another senior official in the defense establishment expresses concern that within this time frame Iran will simply take actions on the ground that will shorten the range of access to the nuclear weapon:"No other thing should be expected from a regime that is hungry for revenge. It would be very surprising if Iran does not invest all its efforts and tricks in shortening the range of its breakthrough to the nuclear weapon - under the auspices of the talks."This is about the negotiations themselves, about the memorandum of understanding - we published earlier that Israel asked the US to see the memorandum itself, which the Iranians are probably familiar with, but so are the Qataris and the Pakistanis - they asked and were refused. An Israeli senior official admits: There is a trust problem, the Americans are afraid that we will be briefed and leak the memorandum and something will go wrong on the way to signing. This perhaps shows in itself how far apart Israel and the US are on the whole Iranian issue these days."
>>537201865>>537201908Part 3 of 311. The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available. These funds, whether held in the master account or transferred, will be used for any final beneficiary payment determined by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran
>>537201623dropped pic, the people who benefited from killing the ringleader and any testimony and evidence he had and the people who pedo defender is protecting are the same. Pedo defender was good friends with Epstein but they did have a falling out, and yet, he keeps protecting him and Maxwell, and especially their associates and clients.
lmao
Anyone else have a feeling that the moment they make what's in the MOU public the deal is going to fall the fuck apart as whatever is left of Trump's base bullies the shit out of him and the democrats all laugh at him, and aren't we all forgetting something?
>>537201682>prostutes are free to stand around iran like thatit's iranover for shitlam
Israel is hitting Lebanon and Iran won't do shit LMFAO
>>537201937>>537201908>>537201865Reasonable
>>537201612thot on the right is gazing lovingly at him
>>537201865>resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volumeSays nothing about a toll. The US will not sign anything that doesn't prohibit a toll.
>>537202041>this time for real iran will crumple because, whoresFeminine mind, feminine conclusions. Or just a homo.
>>537202160Sure thing, there's already articles from WSJ that US officials are saying that Iran gets immediate waivers on oil sanctions and are reporting Iranian tankers have already bypassed the blockade
I'm on 1 week of nofap. And, this is my prayer:Father, please let Iran destroy the state which today is so-called israel. Amen.
>>537202011>former israeli intel>former
>>537197025Restore the Persian Empire under the Khamenei Dynasty!
The head of the Iranian National Security Committee:Washington must prove its commitment to ending the war against Lebanon and adhering to every clause of the memorandum of understanding.Any violation will be met with a decisive and crushing response.
How are miggers rationalizing this as a win? Boggles my mind.
>>537202160Likely pilpul so Iran can call it a fee or insurance or something like that. Also interesting that they want it to start 60 days after signing so it's hopefully out of our news cycle and the American public minds once it goes into effect.
>>537202160tolling shared commercial waterways is already illegal under peremptory normsso it doesn't need to be specifiedin fact, we could even sign and ratify a treaty that says "iran may toll the strait the strait of hormuz" and it would be automatically invalid and moot, because tolling shared commercial waterways is already illegal under peremptory norms
>>537202361The same way they've rationalized his domestic failures and broken promises.
>>537202413Backed by rockets. I guess somebody can talk the law to them.
>>537202413Tell that to Turkey, paypiglol
>>537202386The US will require an explicit prohibition of any payments called anything. The US would not sign that MOU because there's no explicit prohibition.
>>537202583Well the actual text will be released AFTER it's physically signed, that should tell you that it's not the win Trump is framing it as, Trump loves to showboat and grandstand and yet they won't post the text of the MoU until after it's physically signed despite both sides already agreeing to it and digitally signing it
>>537202352Hell yeah, bring the smoke Iran! Either the kikes are forced to back down or the war is back on, one way or another /pig/ wins
>>537202257There is nothing about the strait toll in the document. The US will not allow that. Or are you saying you think the US will allow Iran to toll the strait? I don't agree with that.
>>537202583The US doesnt have a choice migger, losing has consequences
>>537194698Cute oguri, also it's over once Israel leaves Lebanon. So it ain't over just yet.
>>537202691The US doesn't have the leverage you think it does, this war showed that, Trump went from unconditional surrender and regime change to the JCPOA but worse
>>537202691What are they going to do about it? Bomb them? Lmao
>>537202361Israel is safe to expand without being hit by Iran. That's all that matters.
>>537202657I think there are at least two MOUs. Trump has agreed to one. Iran has agreed to a different one. So they have both in fact agreed to MOUs, just not the same one. Vance said the MOU was signed. That was a lie. We'll get to find that out on Friday when there is no signing ceremony, unless Israel does another attack on Beirut and that provides the covering explanation for why the signing ceremony won't take place, in Geneva no less. There are literally people who think that is going to happen.
>>537202790Lol what? From where could you have possibly deduced that?
>>537202583The US is begging for a deal, beggars can't be choosers
>>537202352>he says, as Lebanon has been attacked daily since “muh agreement”pretty radical bruh
>>537202361Partly they're playing semantics like>it's the gulf states giving the money, not the USBut partly they're talking about a different version of the deal that e.g. doesn't admit that Iran keeps the strait. Admittedly we don't even know what the true deal is, so we can't say for sure who's right or wrong. But given the amount of bullshit Trump/Hegseth have spewed for the last 3 months, it's hard not to lean towards the Iranian version of the deal being true (or more true). Which, if true is a worse JCPOA.
>>537202790Yeah, let's see them expand into Lebanon after this.
>>537201908>No direct mention of Israeli withdrawl is interesting
>>537202790Except the MoU forbids them from acting in Lebanon or Gaza you dumb kike
>>537202863They digitally signed the MoU, it will also be physically signed on the 19th, there aren't two different MoU the US just lost another war in the Middle East, accept it
>>537202361It's not a win, but it is dodging a potential decade long middle eastern war. Basically escaping from a massive miscalculated fuck up.
>>537203006Section 1 under US alliesIran does not recognize Israel
>>537202790coping gvirite retard about to get FPV'd
>>537202877>>537202986>>537203031Israel is hitting Lebanon as we speak and Iran won't do shit. It doesn't matter what your piece of paper agreement says.
>>537202938You'll be here Friday?
>>537203006>The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon>together with their allies in the current war>permanent end to the war on all fronts, including LebanonIt's in article one, there's nothing ambiguous about this
>>537197874You started this war unprovoked and got the Gulf states bombed in retaliation. Why the fuck would they have to pay for it?
>>537203111Guess the iron dome is gonna get tested again.
Now that the Persian century is confirmed where do I claim my pious Persian wife?
>>537203161you mean exposed.
>>537203161Iran agreed to not do shit, I'm telling you.
>>537201908>The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary.holy KEK Bibi is going to false flag the World Cup
>>537203124kek this has to be the first actually fun buff Trump posted, congratsand yes I'll be here just like pretty much every day since february 28
>>537197871>didn’t address HezbollahThe ((deal)) calls for all hostilities to stop. Hezbollah is second only to the jews in instant chinpout status. If hezbollah attacks, the deal is broken
>>537202413>tolling shared commercial waterways is already illegal They won't toll it. They'll just provide mandatory insurance and environmental protection services. :)
>>537202361It is a win, as in that's the best action they can take and control their losses. The fuck up already happened, can't do much about it
>>537197971>with one U.S. official sayingOh, that guy. Its serious then
>>537201896they're seeing exactly what happened a year ago. They did drag us into this, and countless other such adventures, though you can't say we were reluctant.
>>537203041I don't believe they digitally signed the MOU. Vance said that. Iran never did. Or if you think so, source it.Yeah, and there's not going to be a signing ceremony on the 19th, and there are at least two MOUs, and many more rumors of MOUs.And America did not lose! We still have many millions of young men that we can send to occupy the coast of Iran and get the strait open. America has not even begun to fight!I need to put wings and horns on that shark. It tried to make the wings like fins or airplane wings.
>>537203111>t. america first bros
>>537202413Illegal under who's authority?
>>537203161under the MOU they are limited to raising one (1) flag in response, I hoep it's the green one
>>537198010>from the surrounding areasGee. Thats specific
>>537203342google, nigger>Peremptory norms (also known as jus cogens) are fundamental principles of international law that are universally binding and cannot be violated by any nation. No state is permitted to "derogate" from them, meaning they cannot be ignored, even if a country creates a treaty or local law that attempts to do so.
>>537203222I try to pump his muscles way up like that in other pictures, but they won't go.
>>537203231>PZL RESPON>>537203293>SARR>>537203359>SARR I DEMAND YOU RESPONDSGod I fucking hate pajeets.
>>537203326He lives! Death to janny!
>>537203342the same one that restrains Israel so effectively from regularly committing heinous war crimes
>>537203041>They digitally signed the MoUwait what?
>>537203124lmfao he looks like radahn here
if anything of this is remotely accurate lebanon got shafted hardwhich strenghtens my conviction that it is game over for any country which lets itself be made a military proxy, no matter if you are on the winning side or notin the end this will count for iran, israel, ukraine, russia, etc tooall fucked
the mere fact iran shut the strait immediately shows they always had that in their pocket. but they chose not to do it. all this talk about they now have this ability is a joke.
>>537203422aiiiiie expired last night but I kept it stealthy
>>537203390>international law
>>537203237or tax them for cause, citing their de facto involvement with great satan, if and when the whole "reconstruction fund" is nothing more than a lie. Iran has us by the balls, and we will pay, directly, or through our increased prices.
>>537203454>US President Donald Trump has said a memorandum of understanding (MoU) with Iran has been “all signed” electronically, and the Strait of Hormuz will be “completely open” by Friday.>US officials told the Reuters and AFP news agencies that the agreement was signed by Trump, US Vice President JD Vance and main Iranian negotiator and Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf.https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/16/iran-war-day-109-tehran-washington-sign-mou-electronically
>>537203454This whole thing has been farcical, so a digital signature is a perfect way to end it.
>>537203474how is lebanon a proxy if they've been fighting to keep their land from the jew invaders for like 40 years already? .
>>537202296I've been fapping exclusively to women in hijabs in order to empower Iran for weeks now.Together we'll bring down the great Satan.
>>537203530
>>537203500True, but the difference is now it has been proven that the most powerful military on the planet (lel) cannot force it open
>>537203580that won't even end it. That will mark halfway point of cuckening. We will, if everything goes well, reach complete cuckening in another +2months.BAKYR?!
>>537203668You're doing your part, soldier o7
>>537199081>Absolutely kino shit
It looks like the US just excused themselves from the war regardless of anything Iran or Israel says, kek. Their off ramp was just to lie. They pulled their own blockade because Iran said they will open the strait under their jurisdiction once the US leaves so they are hoping they just do that.
>>537202413>SharedWell it's not shared anymore.That's what happens.Don't Zios constantly brag about how they don't start wars but end them and how territorial expansion is the price for fucking with them?
>>537203390international law doesn't matter if you have the force required to break it>Russia's invasion of Ukraine>Israel ethnic cleansing Gaza>China Uyghur cleansingno can stop them, just like no one can stop Iran from closing the strait again
>>537203668i do that with clowns to try to speed up general moral decay
>>537203668Wan can generate hijabs.
>>537203815>Well it's not shared anymore.what part of "No state is permitted to "derogate" from them, meaning they cannot be ignored, even if a country creates a treaty or local law that attempts to do so" was too complicated for you to understand
537203889>he doesn't know
Jonathan Baker?
>>537203651you know how FARC is a proxy for russia but not really at all but retards think that it’s a proxy anyways
>>537203795not so fast, you can't leave shop after you fucked up shit. Damages will be assessed and you'll pay for everything twice or three times over.
>>537203878it's starting to seem like the master of media isn't going to be able to spin this one
SIRENS GOING OFF IN TEL AVIVwaitthat's actually op sucking dick at 800 hz.
>>537203651because they let themselves be instrumentalised by irani'm not saying they had a choice in the matterbesides giving up of course, but that also won't do because that's just accepting genocide
>>537203986Iran can just pull money out of the UAE now that they own the middle east.
>>537204026bakyr?
>>537203967Best I can do is Colin
>>537204055>iran will just forgive uslolol
>>537203561This is what everybody believes, and not a word of it is true. Friday will prove the lie, and the entire press will be complicit in the lie.As I have pledged already: If the strait is open by Monday, I will not say "nigger" for an entire week.
So correct me if I'm wrong.Iran's top offer pre-war>Downblend Uranium + 5 year enrichment moratorium>Receive sanction relief + unfrozen assetsPost war deal:>downblend Uranium + no enrichment moratorium>Sanction relief, unfrozen assets, 300 billion dollar reconstruction commitment, control over strait of hormuz, US takes away all the slack on Israel's leash, UNSC resolution to make US and Israel leave Iran and friends alone. And miggers are such brainwashed retards that they think they won?
>>537203839none of those things you listed violated peremptory normsmostly because you mislabeled them>if you have the force required to break itiran couldn't sink a single one of our ships while we conducted FONOPs for monthsthey thought they could make us back off by attacking our main oil exporting competitors, 0/10 game theory, israel wishes it could false flag its competitors half as hard as our "enemies" attack oursI think you need a reality check, anon
>>537204048>instrumentalised by iranIMO they are allies. No matter how much the western ZOG media repeats they are proxies. ISIS was a proxy, Al jolani is a proxy.
>>537203850that is a landsknecht not a clown, they were dicks kind of
>>537204287they're calling it fake news, some can't even cope with "we won", very sad, i would often tell them, never tire, but i guess winning too much is a thing.
Don't worry warhawks. There's still a chance
>>537201908>6. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion.>>537201937>11. The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be releasedSee how it says we give all their frozen assets AND a $300 billion paymentwill be set up for them? This is coming from someone and not just their own frozen money and the GCC already denied having anything to do with that $300 billion. So who do you think will be paying?
MOU signed. Nothing more to see here. It's time to let this thread series end.
President Trump on Israel and Hezbollah:"Israel is fighting Hezbollah too long, and too many people are being killed.""You don't have to knock down an apartment house every time you're looking for somebody. There are a lot of people in those apartment houses and they're not all Hezbollah.""I suggested to Israel to let Syria take care of Hezbollah."On Israel striking Hezbollah in Beirut: "I did not like that, I let them know that." Says the attack was "too much.""If Israel can't do the job without killing everyone else, he'll do the job, Syria will do the job.""Bibi has to be more responsible with respect to Lebanon.""I'm not happy with the way Israel has handled themselves with Lebanon, and with Hezbollah.""Israel would have been blown up a long time ago, had I not gotten involved.Trump going all in against Yahu
So what really happened to cause this anticlimactic wind-down?Was that radar dome in Bahrain the last remaining lynchpin of the gulf air defenses or something?
>>537204473no till israel does a black flag, or they release something on Trump
>>537204536they hit something in jordan and the radarst
Bake you lazy niggers
https://xcancel.com/infolibnews/status/2066944785156337699MORE KIKE SALT
I think physical signing Friday is a red line set by Iran: if Israel isn't out of Lebanon by then they will start blasting and reinstitute the tollI would consider war on until carrier groups leave
>>537204473fuck you lurk moar>>537204673>>537204673>>537204673>>537204673baked
>>537204646Nah. I think it's time to move on.
>>537204702nigga, we've been through 30 "peace deals" already. Nothing says this will be finalIsrael can chimp out any time
>>537204349you can be allied and still have a defacto master-proxy relationshipbut then again: this is probably all moot discussion as i do not believe this deal will go through>"aargh bibi stop i am le big mad">while said bibi is regaining support by ignoring what trump says he wantsi don't buy ithope i'm wrong but i just don't see it
>>537204120Iran can't physically attack our soil. They can reach the euros though.
>>537204297>FONOPsnigger no ships were escorted by us, retard, imagine believing we escorted hundreds of ships without any evidence for even one successful escort. Show any lf the alleged shooting down of drones and attacks, that are so successful? o you can't, that's fine cope with some footage of bombing civilian vessels because that is all centcope has posted about the naval ops, homo nigger kike shill.
>>537204536Unironically Trump's birthday + oil futures starting to sour.>>537204610Also this.I also suspect that Big Yahu hit some political nonviability metric so trump's feeling emboldened.
>>537204858they can tax every drop of oil that leaves for our ports or is merely loaded on our ships, whether they're flagged in virgin islands or bermuda, if they belong to American and Pissrael companies they'll pay. You and I will pay for dru.pfers and bibis chimpout for who knows how long, either directly, or by inflation.
>>537204907>Unironically Trump's birthday + oil futures starting to sour.it is the most obvious answer, which makes me suspiciousbut maybe i've just been here too long
>>537204536Trump wanted a nice birthday
>>537205583Paranoia is good but only when you don't use it to make people smarter than they are.
