Is it like getting served?Do you die?
>>537195219Your spine tingles.
My fight or cringe kicks in.
They go super sayian.
Why haven’t we seen Cartman doing Hakas?Or is that even too gay for him?
HAKUNA MATATA
>>537195419I hate it
>>537195219>Do you die?from cringe, yea
>>537195419I remember I was convinced this was AI when I first saw it.
Amanda Haka Waka Raka Teda Sando Osa Rishi Aka Ta
I send some kids for a counter attack
https://youtu.be/qVcVmPVzNl0It’s the most ridiculous thing.I can’t believe this happened.Pottery.
>>537195219You rofl evry tim
>>537195219>>537195419I think back when this was a real thing done on the battlefield, they would attack you and if they won they would start eating you alive
> some haka bullshit > pull out phone> start playing Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baja men who cares it's dumb
>>537195618So they out gayed a pride parade?That's impressive alright.
>>537195419
>>537195219I always think of this one old Battle of Nations match where these old white boomers from NZ did their gay little haka dance and stalled the match from starting for like 3 minutes. Then the match started and they got ran over in like 7 seconds.
>>537195747That’s exactly what I’m saying.They danced for faggots like trans children.
>>537195419Didn't they used to eat each other?
>>537195219You become faggot and start dancing like that too, watch out
>>537195419fucking cringe
>>537195219you get the ickit's a very powerful technique instant death through cringe
>>537195219didn't these island-niggers get all butthurt at a soccer match a few years ago because they did their little dance and the other team didn't act intimidated? they went to the governing body and got the other team penalized or something?
>>537195926they actually ate/genocided the real natives of NZ a few hundred years ago. there was a completely different population (the actual natives). maori niggers showed up from adjacent islands and just genocided everything. now they play victim and cry for gibs because white people came to civilize the country
>>537195419why do the women do it? It makes them look nasty. I thought it was meant for men. Or maybe that's just the sticking-out-your-tongue thing
>>537196104They do that constantly
what is it with demons and sticking their tongue out? it's an actual observed phenomenon. demon-possessed people do it as well.
>>537196354such strong noble warriors
>>537195219They were too retarded to develop weapons and didn't have the logistics for civilisations larger than a village as a result of a diet of sweet potatoes and pork so instead of war they would dance at each other with the hopes that they wouldn't have to go into a fistfight and risk a heart attack
>>537195419> SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!> “Faggot sir, I suck dicks!”
>>537195592Fucking LOLI understood that referenceTrump's spiritual advisor talking about the angels from africa
>>537196680jeets kinda do the same thing. watch any footage of a jeet "fistfight". most of the fight is pointing, jumping around, waving arms, etc. then if they actually DO get into it, it's just gay little overhead slaps because neither wants to actually get punched (and i don't think your average jeet even knows how to throw a punch)
>>537195419I mean it does kinda work, if I saw someone doing this shit I would probably avoid them as I would assume they are crazy or crackheads
>>537196104It happens in rugby or whatever their variation is called. They complained to the governing body when the crowds jeered them, they complained when the opposing team responded, they complained when the opposing team ignored them. It doesn't happen in soccer because New Zealand is non-existent in world soccer and the other minorities would just humiliate them
>What happens after you get hit with a Haka?The chaps give them a volley and we claim another island for Victoria.Tally ho, lads. The sun never sets.
>>537195219Various mystery meat brown "males" sticking their tongue out at me that can't even bench 2 plates if they tried doesn't really do anything.What did the English do when they arrived to these funny little brown "males" doing their ceremonies? They put them on plantations for starters and forced them to become civilized (which they still failed at).Maybe it's time to put them back on the plantation again until they learn to be human.
>>537195419>>537195219Traditionally this was only done by men, because when women do it makes them and everybody else look like fucking retards
>landing in Australia>Wait, so THAT’S the native dance? Huh. Oh well.
>>537197061New Zealand is in the World Cup
There are like less than 150,000 samoan coconiggers on earth but every fucking movie needs to have representation for them, just like faggots and trannies and kikes.At least jeets and niggers and wets have the excuse of there being a lot of them.I see a lot of cholo thug mexicans get the ocean monkey aquaman tattoos for some reason. It's really fucking cringe.
>>537195219depends, if you're weak-willed enough it can make you have a crying tantrum on the floor of the Kiwi Parliament
>>537198622Looks AI generated even though I know that it’s not
