Iran won so fucking hard it's unreal holy shithttps://english.alarabiya.net/News/middle-east/2026/06/16/al-arabiya-obtains-14point-draft-usiran-deal1. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles.2. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs.3. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable by mutual consent.4. Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States Lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement.
5. Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa is resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of mines by Iran.6. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.7. The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary.8. The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran’s nuclear needs, will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article.9. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region.
10. The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like.11. The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available. These funds, whether held in the master account or transferred, will be used for any final beneficiary payment determined by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran and will be fully available for use. The United States undertakes to issue all necessary permits and licenses on this basis.12. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that an implementation mechanism will be established to oversee the successful implementation of and future commitment to the Final Agreement.13. Following the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and upon receipt of assurances regarding the commencement of implementation of Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11 of this Memorandum of Understanding, and the continued implementation of these steps, the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States will enter into negotiations for a Final Agreement solely with respect to the remaining Articles.14. The final agreement will be approved through a binding resolution of the UN Security Council.
im getting my money as far from the US as possible. international stocks, commodities, gold, anythingthe constitution never intended for a president to be able to wage and surrender under horrible terms in a war all by himself. we are fucked
>>537208363Praise be to Allah
>here's my wish list
>>537208546Israel should have never dragged us into this. They should be made to pay both Iran and the USA reparations for their crimes.
>>537208363Memorandum = agreement to think about it No pol flag = jew shill, faggot or glowing nigger
>>537208694You lost without fighting. Iran will now have nukes even before final agreement will be signed.
>>537208930After all of that then they will wake up...
>>537208878>Jew shill, faggot AND glowing niggerFtfy
>>537208694>"Sounds good, signed!"-Donald Trump, June 14th, 2026
>>537208363>https://english.alarabiya.netSeems pretty legit, but I don't suppose you have some kind of .gov link to confirm any of this shit, do you?
>>537208409> The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 daysITS REAL LMAO
>>537209886>Sorry sweetie, the Trump admin won't release the details even though they already signed it two days ago>That means its actually great and not completely humiliating for themYou guys are great
>>537208790lol oh sweet summer goy. You realize the real war is just about to begin, Israel is already planning a series of false flags and covert strikes on US soil to punish Trump and the disloyal gentiles. You dont get to stab Israel in the back and get away with it, I doubt USA will even survive the rest of Trumps term.
>>537208790As much the fault of MAGA as Isreal.
>>537209962Oh boy another white house ball room where it goes 200% over budget and from tax payer money.
>>537208363Iran is still smouldering. Student visa revoked, Chang.
So they got a lot of money from this and we get to foot the bill and we get nothing else? Being American sucks.
>>5372083631) no withdrawal from Lebanon2) promise to not do what theyve done for decades3) more time to talk4) iran opens strait and US only pulls back some surrounding areas5) iran has to demine the strait and ensure safe passage6) US GCC make a plan to use 300 billion to help Iran (99% will never reach Iran of course)7) us promises to remove sanctions8) Iran gives up its nukes and uranium9) Iran wont do shit and the US supposedly wont bring in new forces (despite them continuing to do that daily)10) us promises to issue waivers11) more promises on waivers12) Iran agrees to abide by an enforcement scheme13) both parties agree to talk14) the UN will enforce it lmaoThis is a shit deal for Iran. Promises, and things that will be later for the USA. Immediate actions and acceptance of outside control by Iran. And thinking UN enforcement means a damn thing when they havent protected Iran or Lebanon or Gaza from Israel/USA….lol
USA waited until the World Cup started to sign this so fewer people would be paying attention. We lost and from the looks of the terms it was a decisive victory for our opponent. Starting wars is folly. Jews btfo, at least.
>>537208363>No mention of GazaI'm a little disappointed that Iran didn't make this an issue.
>>537210351And 99% never goes to actual work. Iran will be lucky to get 3billion in benefit from this.
>>537210840Nor withdrawal from Lebanon. And Iran even thinks the UN will enforce this agreement and followon peace treaty!>>537210764Oh what part is a defeat. This MOU is absurdly pro US interests and AGAINST Iranian ones. See >>537210711
>>537210953Stop lying to yourself u retard no one is buying it
>>537211050So point out the clause that is beneficial to Iran.
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Only see this kinda shilling when they really got ass fucked.This deal must be really bad for London and bibi
>>537211226So youve got nothing? Seriously if this was a good deal for Iran youd be able to point it out.
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>>537208790Trump had all the cards to not get involved, but he did anyway. You can blame Israel, but how many times has Trump been "fooled" into doing its bidding?
>>537211343If its what is written here, then its a decisive Iranian defeat at the negotiating table following a decisive Iranian victory on the battlefield. Seems like killing the enemies negotiators is a good strat in that followon negotiators wont actually try to win for their country.
>>537211555Ahhh, a retarded Israeli shill. Carry on. Good luck convincing people this obviously bad deal is really a great victory for Iran.
>>537208790The optics are terrible. When Israel succeeds they benefit because that is why we're there. When we don't get everything we want it's blamed on America and what little support Trump had with Israel (here and there) craters. Either it's Israel's war or it's America's war. This thread even proves the confusion by saying America lost and then Israel lost and somehow it's all Trump's fault.
>>537211669>I’ll call him a jew and pretend I’m actually opposing this deal from the other side.You lost, Himey
>>537211756You are 100% a jewish shill. The 14 points as listed above amount to an Iranian defeat. This is literally status quo antebellum, with pinky promises that the US will follow through AND Iran gives up its HEU. This is a shit deal and everyone BUT ZOGbots know it.
>>537210711>Runs list through cope filter>Frame everything as "Iran will hold up its end and America won't but the deal will still hold because reasons">Still concedes America is issuing wavers of exports for Iranian crude (10) and unfreezing all Iranian assets (11)>Still can't even produce anything America gets that wasn't there before the warSad
>>537212260Iran has to do their side immediately, whereas America has to write plans and promises. America has literally broken every single deal theyve made with Iran. Going so far as to LITERALLY blow up Irans supreme leader while “negotiating”. And the enforcement of this is left up to the UN. Which has enforced precisely ZERO actions against Israeli interests.So do tell me how THIS time America will uphold its word!FFS you jewish shills are reduced to claiming that Iran won because the jewish empire is honorable will uphold its word.
>>537211669>>537211919Why would israel want to say that iran won?
>>537212584>The United States undertakes that *immediately* after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like.I see. You're literally just ignoring the parts you can't cope your way out of.
>>537212638To get them to take the deal. As it stands internally the IRGC is against this shitty deal, and the civilian government (one which is clearly working with the jewish empire as they kept calling meetings with IRGC officials during the war, never showing up, but a cruise missile would) is for this sell out deal. Now whats needed is to get a significant number of the Iranian people onboard. With a popular backing the civilian government will get its way and the jews will win at the negotiating table after losing on the battlefield.Jews use words as weapons, and seek victory through them. This MOU is merely another attack vector on Iran.
imagine starting a war, meeting NONE of your stated goals, ending up worse off than before it, and then paying 400 billion to the country you attackedand somehow retards will still claim this man is a "business genius"
>>537212930Why yes, they will immediately begin the process of issuing waivers. Which is a time consuming process and one which Iran will have to take faith in America seeing to its completetion. In other words its a pinky promise. One which can be dropped at a moments notice to:>issue waiver for oil shipment>a week later revoke waiver>detain ship>steal oil>Pirate Trump strikes againThe fundamental problem is Iran should be doing NOTHING until the US has followed through. Strait stays closed until everything is back in Irans hands, the Us is FULLY out of every country and base they used to attack from (which is ALL middle east ANd european bases) and Israel fully disarmed then their word might be able to be trusted.
>>537213171Read the MOU. None of that cash goes to Iran. Basically it goes to Haliburton and BP to “repair” Iranian infrastructure. And theyll probably sabotage the hell out of it while they are there.
>>537212584Please wear a helmet when you get on the short bus bro. Your genes are needed in this world.
the art of the deal
>>537213346>a week later revoke waiver>detain ship>steal oil>Pirate Trump strikes againSo then>Hormussy closed again>US bases drone bombed again>Oil spikes again>Right back to square oneOh wait, I forgot. You're working under the assumption that Iran will just continue holding up their end of the deal even if Trump doesn't hold up his end because... reasons.
>>537208790It wasn't Israel. It was Trump. His greed and his ego are bigger than his IQ can control. He did it for money. He made billions. He will probably make more off it. And as far as he's concerned, you and any other American can suffer. He won't lose any sleep over it.
>>537213023>the IRGC is against this shitty dealgimmie a source for this. i agree that the deal is risky for iran but if it actually works it's an extremely good deal for them.
SHART OF THE SQUEAL
>>537212584>Going so far as to LITERALLY blow up Irans supreme leader while “negotiating”Israel did that, not the US
>>537210119netenyahu is no longer capable of doing much, he's too much of a burden and so is israel under his leadership. This was their best and final shot and they blew it.Greater israel project is dead and their future prospects are deader. Not even nuclear war can guarantee their survival into the next decade.
>>537210711Cope lol
>>537210711Look at the state of you miggers
>>537213950https://www.iranintl.com/en/202606156179IRGC against the deal, civilian government for it.>>537214397>it was Israel not the US!They are one entity and you know it. >>537214495>>537214539See youve got literally nothing. STFU and let the adults discuss the actual deal.>>537213622Lmao thats even worse than what is written. And you think this is a bigger W for Iran??? More than half has already been committed. And its not in Iran… so it will NEVER reach Iran.
>>537213746No, a week later Iran does something performative. This is the problem Israel and the US flagrantly violated the ceasefire daily and Iran did fuck all outside of a few performative missile strikes then never resumed the rain of death. Same shit will happen here with Iran refusing to go full closure over a single minor breech of the deal.You retards are thoroughly unable to comprehend how to stretch the enemies red lines and kill them with a thousand cuts. And best of all you TRUST the jews to follow through on their end of the bargain!
>>537216615Interesting, I would've thought that getting a bunch of money would be seen as a big win. Israel is still insisting that they'll stay in lebanon, but america actually has lifted the blockade and does seem to be committed to unfreezing assets and lifting sanctions. The 300 billion fund and israel refusing to back down are the shakiest part of this deal and I feel like everything depends on how those two things go.
