Modern cars are remote controlled assassination tools. Ditch the electric circuit shit and buy pre 1996 cars. Even the early 2000s aren't safe.
>>537211550This is true, but no one cares enough about me to assinate me.
>>537211550big cars are so incredibly ugly.
>>537211550I used to "like" cars, or rather, it used to be interesting keeping up with the industry. Now, as with every company and design department, it's all women or jeets and run by people who fucking hate the demo who made the car what it is, culturally. I fucking love old pickups. My grandpa had an '86 Chevy that was perfect. I can still see it. They are so comically huge now and driven by Apple Watch wearing faggots seething because you didn't respond to their email fast enough, sans a spec of fuckin' dirt.
>>53721155092 Toyota pick up owner. The thing hums along, very little bother over the years. Am a happy owner. Gonna probably give it to one of kids soon. sad to see her go but the kid needs a ride.
>>537213609This. Huge cars are the only way to go.
>>53721369198% of the cars on the road are the same female-centric crossover SUV faggot mobiles. What is hilarious is they are all interchangeable but vary in price from $25k to $110k. I don't get it at all. Worst status symbols ever.
>>537211550Just throw the clutch in. What's a glowie gonna do?
>>537211550This is not a viable option since jews killed most of them while sending the money to Israel. And if you got lucky to find one it i'll need 15k of repairs or be some highly desired car that has been maintained or refurbished by some other autismo who will ask too much for it.>>>/o/
>buy a used shitbox for 8kyeah no
>>537213691What's the matter Anon you don't like the Beatle?
>>537213757Don't give that tiny little death trap to them bro come on now. Get him a crown Vic or something big for their first car.
>>537214019I want a biological female to fart on my balls :(
>>537211550Favorite car was a boomer classic. mid 90s Buick Le sabre. That thing was smooth. Great engine, smooth transmission. Never any trouble. you felt like an old timer in it but it was like riding your couch around.My dumb ass ex wrote it off. kek
>>537213609Gay
>>537213691>>537213757These guys are actual chads. GMC Suburban 1996 is my favourite. Fully analog.
>>537214286he lives up north and goes into the into the bush, needs a pick up and 4x4
>>537211550Two of these in my town for sale, I'm tempted to buy both but the nicer one isn't supercharged and the one that is is rotten looking,
>>537211550If you drive an old car it is even worse: they will hack into a family with kids and make that frontal into yours. They know where you are in any moment due to your portable >>537213506Your car will be used to assassinate someone that matters. No one is safe
>>537215484Make sure the car doesn't have OBD II, ECU, CAN. Even the analog cars you think has spyware in it.
>>537211550Literally nobody has been assassinated by a car being taken over remotely.Schizo pills, now.
>>537215572>Your car will be used to assassinate someone that matters.You're correct. They will hack the other cars for assassination. Better to be fully analog.
>>537215960Michael Hastings
>>537215960>Literally nobody has been assassinated by a car being taken over remotely.>Retard thinks assassinations will be televised worldwide and he could read it in a newspaper and see in on tv that they hacked the car to crash and burnYou're playing dumb and everyone can see through you.
>>537215852Do you know what ODBII is?
>>537211550Early 2000's cars are generally safe too because even though they have basic CPUs, everything that happens in the car is by physical trigger.2005+ cars are all hackable.
>>537216223On board diagnostics.
>>537216447yes, but they're not accessible remotely, not in cars from that era
No electronic throttle cableNo OBD IINo CAN busNo BCMNo Telematics
>>537215960Obligatory picrelThanks for the setup, glownigger
>>537216447Right so how's an agency going to cash your car based on o2 sensor readings that they can't remotely access
>>537216909cumpunter evil
>>537216909You know what tech and what encryption tools the Feds/NSA have?