Bloomberg has published the text of the Memorandum of Understanding:1. Tehran, Washington, and their allies announce immediate and final end to war on ALL FRONTS.2. Tehran, Washington, and their allies pledge not to launch any hostile action and to refrain from threats.3. Tehran and Washington pledge to reach an agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable.4. The United States LIFTS the naval BLOCKADE on Iran immediately upon signing the MOU.5. The United States pledges to WITHDRAW ITS FORCES from the regoin within 30 days from the date of the final agreement.6. Iran works to resume ship movement within 30 days, taking into account its need to remove obstacles.7. Washington pledges to cooperate with its regional partners in rehabilitating and economically developing Iran. Washington commits to ENDING SANCTIONS on Iran according to a timeline agreed upon as part of the agreement.8. Iran reiterates that it will NEVER PRODUCE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. Tehran and Washington agreed to discuss the fate of enriched materials and nuclear issues in a final agreement.9. Tehran and Washington agree to maintain the status quo until a final agreement is reached. Iran maintains its current nuclear program without Washington imposing sanctions or strengthening its forces.10. Washington pledges to EXEMPT IRANIAN OIL and related banking services from sanctions.11. Washington pledges to RELEASE FROZEN IRANIAN FUNDS and assets. After receiving guarantees for the implementation of a number of agreement provisions, the two countries begin final agreement negotiations.12. The final agreement between Washington and Tehran is adopted by a binding resolution of the UN Security Council.https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-16/read-the-14-point-draft-memorandum-between-the-us-and-iran
lebAnon status?
iran lost
>>537227557Fuck yeahUSA USA USA
Holy fucking shit, that is a biblical loss for TrumpIran gets money, no more sanctions, unfrozen funds, and money to redevelop their landThe USA gets... uh... an open Strait after 30 days, which was already open before this war
Hahahahaha
>>537228134RetardGas prices will plummet now
>>537228134Kinda funny that israel says that theyre not bound by this contract when it says "USA and their allies" are bound. So israel isnt an ally? Interesting
>>537227557Doesn't Iran know that nuclear weapons are fake and gay?
Maybe Iran will develop into a giant UAE like state and there would be race in the Middle East. Cool.
>>537228179>This is actually a win!The GOP is going to get fucking dominated in the midterms, and they deserve itI know I'm staying home
>>537227557>extendableHe’s just going to keep pumping and dumping the market for Palm beach grifters like he did Russian models and little girls from Nebraska.
>>537227557>14 points>only posts 12>$300 billion in reparations to Iran clearly there
>>537227557all of this is just setting up for the same fate as saddam: playing games with inspectors and validating a future ground invasion, a failed attempt at regime change, followed by total anarchy in the form of islamic fundementalist warfare, followed by who knows what.
>Iran reiterates that it will NEVER PRODUCE NUCLEAR WEAPONSThat’s all the US is going to get from this. A pinky promise not to build nukes with it’s nuclear program LMFAO!
>>537228134are you criticizing trump? you must have trump derangement syndrome.
>its reallol usa really paying $300B for losing what a bunch of cucks
>>537228452jew lost brownoid
Trump either will bomb Iran again during negotiations when enough tankers have passed the strait to keep the economy going or Israel will torpedo these peace talks.
>>537227557>The United States pledges to WITHDRAW ITS FORCES from the regoin within 30 days from the date of the final agreement.???????This can't be real. Like there's just no way
>>537227557How about publish those leaked audio recordings
>>537228520It might just be referring to forces in the StraitPicrel is claimed to be the exact text of the agreement
>>537227557Okay. And what will the consequences be for when Iran reneges?
>>537228324right. and then they play games with inspectors, and then we send in a full invasion. sounds good to me! gives us time to make more ammo.
>7. Washington pledges to cooperate with its regional partners in rehabilitating and economically developing Iran. Washington commits to ENDING SANCTIONS on Iran according to a timeline agreed upon as part of the agreement.>10. Washington pledges to EXEMPT IRANIAN OIL and related banking services from sanctions.>11. Washington pledges to RELEASE FROZEN IRANIAN FUNDS and assets. After receiving guarantees for the implementation of a number of agreement provisions, the two countries begin final agreement negotiations.this is how they dig their claws in and a few decades from now iran will be just another egypt.big miscalculation from iran imo, they should have kept the pressure up
>>537228628Pretty vague
>>537228760It reads like Eric wrote this garbage.
>400 billion I’m so fucking tired guys I just want to afford groceries
>>537228134Taco did the same with chinks back in 2017 and lost>>537112025same homo taco bluffs vs chinks in 2017 until he bent over to chink microdick in 2018
Pre-War>strait open>Iran and US engaged in denuclearisation talksPost-War>strait open*>Iran and US engaged in denuclearisation talksthe shart of the deal
>>537228279Better articlehttps://www.middleeasteye.net/news/full-text-us-iran-deal-promises-sanctions-relief-and-phased-access-frozen-funds>13. The US and Iran will continue the framework for negotiating the final agreement following “commencement of implementation of Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11”.>14. The final peace deal will be approved by a binding United Nations Security Council resolution.
>>537229129does covering israels flank during an invasion of lebanon not factor into this? or are we pretending that everything happens in isolation? lol come on, none of this is over, its only just beginning
>covering israels flankwtf does this mean classi burger millitary larping nation of literal retards
>>537228252The gop were likely to keep the house at a minimum even before the end of the war. I now think there's a good chance they keep the senate too.
>>537227557So Iran is going to simp for cash and blockade relief while Israel is totally unbound from any agreement, and is still bombing gaza and lebanon, and has permanently taken land in gaza, lebanon and syria.Sounds like Iran got fucked and Israel is free to do whatever they want to their neighbors.
>>537229265ok we pretending gotcha *kiss* have a nice thread faggots
>>537227557>14 points>Lists 12
>>537227557>14 points Where’s the other 2?
>>537227557Iran has humiliated the US, to put it mildly.
>>537227557>1. Tehran, Washington, and their allies announce immediate and final end to war on ALL FRONTSDoes that include Israeli-occupied Syria, Gaza & West Bank?
God here. You do know I am cooking the Jeets, and Donald is nuking the sand niggers. The Jeets that are not cooked will eat the dead sand niggers and will croak from radiation poisoning, and of course I am getting the niggers with ebola. Give it a while and the earth will be clean again. You can thank me later. G.
>>537227557Lol. Lmao. Roflcopter even.
>>537228134Some of its merit/conditional and the us gets no nukes. You’re embellishing. Maybe you’d like forever war no matter what for some reason?
>>537229384See>537229153
>>537228134We also give up our bases
>>537229190>hundreds of billions lost in reparations>billions in equipment lost >immeasurable economic loss from the global market >the US can never be trusted diplomatically again>US military showing cracks, stockpiles of high grade munitions depleted and it will take years to get it back up to normal>all so Israel could take a bit of Lebanon and in the process become even more of a pariah across the world Masterful.
It's good but I'd rather see Trump just target dual use infrastructure while encouraging region allies to retaliate when they're hit by targeting anything they like including civilian infrastructure if it's reciprocal (i.e. Iran hits desalination in Saudi? Ok, Saudi targets the same while the US agrees to help Saudi rebuild).
>>537228324>Never produceI would just buy $300 billion worth of nukes from Russian or China to defend myself from israel.
>>537229586Iran is going to say that it does, Bibi will ignore it, at which point Iran is going to be justified in resuming all their actions against Israel with America having less of an excuse to get involved.
Proof the US agreed to send $300 Billion to Iran?
>>537229849>falling for the WMDs in 2012+14literally how can anyone be this retarded? there's no nukes. there's never nukes, or chemical weapons, for that matter. we won nothing, unless "economically develop" is code for "let our corporations take over your country for us," but it's probably "let our Jewish NGOs use you to wash billions in cash" insteadliterally humiliating, as an actual white american, unlike most of you beaners. i cannot even begin to comprehend how we managed to fuck up a war with IRAN. we should have INSTANTLY FLATTENED THEM, and instead we acted like it was the end of Vietnam. we didn't even put troops on the ground, and we sealed the deal with faggot gladiator games on the front lawn of the White House. fucking cannot believe what is happening in front of my eyes these days
>>537228708Trump doesn't have the political capital for a full invasion, and it's unlikely that any other president in the foreseeable future will have it either.
You won, tranny
>>537230315>historically illiterate zoomer doesn't understand how dangerous nuclear proliferation is
>>537228179emirates are already talking about betraying the US
>>537230425great implication fucktard, i'm sure they'll never develop nukes now that they have seen proof that our government is too bitchmade to do literally anything about it three times in the last 15 years alone
>>537230078There won’t be any peace until Israel is forced to remain within their internationally recognised borders and stay there forever. The only ones capable of doing so are a bunch of pedophiles that Israel is blackmailing.
>>537230078>pretending Israel and DC are separate entities.
>>537228179It was low before the war.
Anything about Iranian drones in this agreement? Iran needs to stop manufacturing drones and providing them to Russia. Iran should become like Japan completely cucked out of any kind of military at all.
>>537227557>Within a maximum period of 60 days>Extendable Lmao
>>537228452vasalls like denmark will pay :)
>>537228957You retards are so fucking annoying
>>537228520What the fuck this can't be real. What does region mean? Did the US just withdraw from half the ME?
>>537227557tldr. who won?
Lol. Like Israel is going to stop doing shit because Trump wants them to. This entire thing has got to be a sleezy scam of some sort.
Did you hear that Trumps ‘Board of Peace’ is insolvent? Did they even have a meeting yet?
>>537227557to be honest, trump got what he wanted. iran renounced nuclear weapons instead of playing a hedging gamei think it's pretty fair
>>537231763Iran has never even said they are working on getting nukes. It was always Jews spreading this liehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwa_against_nuclear_weapons
>>537230425Only reason nukes proliferated around the world is Israel. There should only be ONE country with nukes, America. How the fuck does India have nukes? That's insane.
THE MUTT CENTURY OF HUMILIATION HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>>537229876That's actually kind of a win because we pay for those and just being there the kikes involve us in their shit. One less way to get in troubleoil is on a time limit anyway, doesn't realy matter
>>537231878You do realize that without those bases, the Arabs will just get together, limit oil production and hike the price if a barrel to $200?
>>537231995They won't create demand destruction.They also don't want to accelerate renewables and fusion too hard
>>537227557Where is the 300 Billion gibs everyone was talking about?>>537231995>Arabs will just get togetherAre you clinically retarded or do I have to doubt the supposed Ashkenazi superior intelligence?
>>537231763I would disagree. If Trump wants to pursue a grand strategy of selective engagement, this agreement has failed horribly. Iran can renege from its side of the deal (consequence of anarchy between sovereign nations) and the United States has no significant enforcement mechanisms now that it has lost leverage with its allies (>United States pledges to WITHDRAW ITS FORCES from the region). And what does the United States get in return? >Iran reiterates that it will NEVER PRODUCE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. This agreement is a complete policy failure, and Trump and his advisors do not understand international politics and the importance of sticking to a strategy. At the start of the war Trump was claiming he would topple the government for the Iranian people to take over... now that democracy-creation sentiment is gone, and Iran's capabilities have become even greater than before the the war started. Even a simple Prisoner's Dilemma matrix shows that this was a loss for our country's international power.
>>537232147Demand destruction? Demand is at its peak right now, every fluctuation in supply spikes the price. Besides, oil is used for a great many other things, not just fuel. The demand for it won't disappear if by some miracle fusion actually works.>>537232208Can't believe I'm dignifying a fucking leaf with a response but no, I'm not retarded because this has happened before in the past, 1973. The US - gulf Arab alliance is what killed the Soviet union you stupid zoomer faggot. Arabs flooded the market and the Soviet economy collapsed.
>>537231995I hope they do. It would be hilarious.USA would be fine btw. It's everywhere else that would be fucked.
2- no more death to America, the shit that went on for 50 years because polyester mannequins cowered under their desks and let them say it on the world stage and teach it to the young. Extremely well done President Donald J Trump.No nukes, fantastic.Thanks, Sir. Until Jan of 29 they will shut the fuck up. I'm satisfied. If the people of Iran want a new regime start slitting the throats of your guard family members on the shitter. They are your relatives either kill them or accept your fate. We are out.
>>537232519>The entire world abandoning the petrodollar>America will be fineI think not buddy
>>537228179The flow of oil will only gradually get back to what it was before the war. Every country will look to refill their oil reserves to their fullest extent, because everyone will expect the restart of the war, so demand will be much higher than before the war, when oil reserves were relatively high for what was considered normal before the war. Gas prices will not go lower for the foreseeable future and will probably rise once the US transitions from dumping oil reserves to accumulating
>>537228708Why didn’t you do that instead of depleting global oil reserves and giving Iran 300 billion dollars?
So the $300 billion is 100% fake news. Why is the MSM like that and haw can anyone be retarded enough to parrot them as if it were gospel?
>obama deal 2.0lol
>>537235742The MSM is owned by Trump's jewish friends, he can easily remove their licenses. So if they are "traitors" why doesn't he do anything about it? Same with crying about the elections, if they are fake, why doesn't he do anything about it? This shit goes on and on, and you will keep refusing to see what's actually happening.
>>537227557>3. Tehran and Washington pledge to reach an agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable.If it's extendable, then there essentially is no maximum. This could all be a ruse just to launch a ground invasion when the time is right.
>>537227557Hey asshole, that's only 12 points.
>>537236319>So if they are "traitors" why doesn't he do anything about it?Because the following is completely delusional bullshit: >The MSM is owned by Trump's jewish friends, he can easily remove their licenses.
>>537230425>nuclear proliferationIran has had a fatwah against nukes for almost 50 years now. There was never a reason to believe that Iran was pursuing militarized fission. Iran under the JCPOA was literally letting Americans wander into their fission facilities for random inspections and had CCTV cameras installed. Trump tore up the JCPOA and started a surprise war on Iran by double-tapping as many schools and hospitals as the US could in one day. If Iran ever does make the bomb, it'll be because of what Trump did.>>537230876>Iran should become like Japan completely cuckedThey won the war. They're not getting cucked out of anything.>>537231107>Did the US just withdraw from half the ME?The US lost all its bases in the region. So what would personnel do if they stayed?>>537231763>iran renounced nuclear weapons instead of playing a hedging gameIran has renounced nuclear weapons consistently for longer than you've been alive.
>>537232681>If the people of Iran want a new regimeThey don't.>No nukes, fantastic. Thanks, Sir.Donald Trump has nothing to do with that.>no more death to AmericaIranians will continue to chant Death to America. As they should.
Do people actually belive this charade?The goal is to turn Iran into Syria or LibyaA broken failed stateThis truce is temporary to calm the masses
>>537231679This>>537237987>>537231818A joke
>>537229129Did you miss the part where US helicopters flew openly over Iran? One can want Iran to "win" but dont pretend they didnt get obliterated.
>>537230315Enjoy your century of humiliation American, it has barely even begun
>>537229934That would just send oil to like 250$ a barrel and put the world economy into recession. Water, gas a d energy sectors take a decade or so to build to full capacity. It be horrible for everyone. Iran also has china and russia to rebuild. This is like a mexican standoff. Only way to fix it is deescalation and come to an understanding.
>>537239843they struck a pretty sweetheart deal for a country that has just been obliteratedshame germany didn't have Persian diplomats after WW1, they're apparently the best in the fuckin biz
>>537232681Most Iranians never wanted violent revolution, those were the top 10-20% of the accelerationists. We want reform and sanctions gone, which is possible slowly.
uh oh
>>537232433>dignifying a leafNigger you are a kike in israel, i could kill your entire subhuman family and sleep like a baby, most people could. You’re worth nothing to anybody, just a demon kike rat.Noone with a brain gives a flying fuck about your version of history talking about (((gulf arabs))). They’re all jews, Soviet Union was jews, gulf arabs are cryptojews, fuck i wouldnt be surprised if Iran is run by cryptojews, that’s actually the only thing that makes sense at this point. It doesn’t matter anyways kikel, we will end you, we will kill all jewish supremacists and their cryptokike allies and you will be wishing you weren’t born a jew as you burn to death.
