Jeremy Clarkson has announced he has cancer....https://pagesix.com/2026/06/16/celebrity-news/jeremy-clarkson-reveals-cancer-diagnosis/
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>>537247771Vax status?
>>537247771all old people die of something, if it's not cancer it's dementia, pneumonia, stroke, sepsispick your poison and hope it will come fast and least painfullyhe had his fun in the sun, I hope I don't make it past 65t. doctor that has to manage half-dead boomers way past their time
>>537247771seems to be particularly common in Britain. are they still drinking water out of Roman pipes?
>treat your body like shit>get cancernot remotely surprised, he was a cunt all throughout his career
>>537248080how so?
>>537247771>fat chain-smoker gets cancerno way!
>>537248004>are they still drinking water out of Roman pipes?no usually just out of barrels
>>537248004>Roman pipes?Lead just fucks up the nervous system by binding to specific sections of the proteins, particularly those involved in transmission of nerve impulses and so is not carcinogenic.Most likely benzene in the water, because fuck me, is the establishment in that unfortunate country retarded as shit.
>>537247771>Jeremy Clarkson has announced he has cancer....Vaxx status?
>>537248004>seems to be particularly common in Britain. are they still drinking water out of Roman pipes?They're one of the most heavily vaxxed countries on Earth, alongside the rest of the (((Anglo-Sphere))).
>>537247978Probs true.Seeing how things are going, many may die to violence.
>>537248080Wasn’t really a cunt, but for certain was very unhealthy.
All that car exhaust didn't help
>>537247771Season 5 sucked. There I said it.
Highly likely vaccinated.
>>537247978Dude, he's only 66.
>>537248865TIME FOR DIRT NAP BOOMOIDS YOU WON'T BE MISSED
>>537247771>I’ve stayed an obese fatass and a smoker until I’m mid 60’s and now I have cancer, how could this happen to me
>>537248937I've seen fatter people than he is and no cancer.
>>537248004>Roman pipesThe amount of lead leeched into the water from the pipes is insignificant after the first few minutes of water passing through. It will also be covered in deposits and never exposed to the water again very quickly. You just have to think about how much water passes through these pipes and realize that if it took with it enough lead to affect you, it would basically eat away the pipe within a few months.
>>537247771how the fuck is this political
>>537248792Maybe vaxed but not boosted.
>>537247801While I expected that reply it's bad form to use it on yourself, may you have a shit day and catch the same cancer as Jeremy.
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>>537249197/pol/ is a news board, retard. It stands for politically incorrect, not politics.
>>537249408Bullshit this is celebrity gossip and you are a faggot
>>537249438You sound upset, too bad.
>>537249438Whine all you want, newfag, you're still wrong and retarded.
Early stage prostate cancer is pretty much a nothing burger. Pretty well manageable at this point. They make you take the tranny drugs though. Anti-andorgens. You might notice some of his hair grow back incidentally. If he was younger you might see a shift in his demeanor and being less aggressive but he's already old enough androgen levels are pretty low and has mellowed out a bit, plus what we see is an exaggerated character anyway, so maybe not.
>>537247771Good, all chuds must die.
