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>be wall street quant
>realize there are 8 billion people on earth
>idea
>"everyone send me $1"
>promise to give everyone $10 later
>somehow entire planet sends me a dollar
>have $8 billion
>put it all into stocks
>it works
>have even more money
>people ask where their $10 is
>give them the $10
>still absurdly rich somehow
>start hanging around billionaire parties
>infiltrate secret billionaire pedophile cabal
>kill them all
>twitter calls me based
>face trial
>jury immediately acquits cause everybody loves me
>now richest man on earth
>solve world hunger
>solve climate change
>cure cancer
>world peace achieved
>become God

Why doesn't someone actually do this?
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>>537250177
Because no one will send you the $1.
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>>537250177
because the majority of the global population does not have a dollar to spare, for starters.
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>>537250177
you would have been the ultimate crypto bro a few years ago
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>>537250239
This. Someone asks me for a dollar, I automatically tell them to fuck off.
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>>537250177
sent :^)
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>>537250312
>Someone asks me for a dollar, I automatically tell them to fuck off.
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>>537250177
>stay in front of the train
>the train is going to stop
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>>537250427
>Conflates government with the people

No wonder the Irish have always been called the nuggets of Europe. I don't willingly give money to anyone.
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>>537250427
>calling someone a kike for not giving you free undeserved shit
Every accusation is a confession
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>>537250177
Because there is no investment option than can give 10x returns reliably
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>>537250177
>Work your ass off to be wall street quant
>"everyone send me 1 dollar"
>Not everyone sends you 1 dollar
>Instead get investigated for financial fraud
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>>537250312
You wouldn't buy world peace for a dollar?
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>>537250177
People are trying, but they're not quants, they're techbros.
It's why I'm still optimistic about the software industry. While it's taking a downturn now, the industry has a lot of room to scale. There are billions of indians and africans who can subscribe to a service for $1. If you can get those people to subscribe, you win.
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>>537250177
This might blow your mind, but less than half of the people in the world have 1 USD in networth
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>>537256726
>get 1-4 billion dollars
>everything else stays the same

Woah no way you've bested me



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