Yeah, time has definitely been speeding up.>uh, this is a common phenomenon experienced by everyone as they age>you see the more time you have spent alive the longer your sample size and relative to this you experience time faster as it is less and less percentage of your overall experienceshut your faggot reddit mouthSomething else is going on.
>>537254449>Something else is going onYes, you're getting old, boomer
>>537254449I found the hack to prevent this.
>>537258414weed? fuck off
>>537254449Yes. It's not just you. It's me and almost everyone I know. Young, old, doesn't matter. Everyone is experiencing it and ONLY within the past few years.
>>537258579i've seen a lot of this talk on youtube. some of them will have compilation videos of people talking about it. not sure if it is a psyop or they are even real people. but it feels real to me so i'm going to assume you all are real people too.
>>537258889I'm 100% real. I don't have any answers for you either. But it feels like I go to bed Monday night and wake up Thursday/Friday. Hours slip by in minutes. Do you realize we're halfway through June? January feels like a week or two ago to me
>>537254449Ever heard someone say “that was the longest x minutes of my life” in relation to a stressful or boring situation? Just do that, be so bored or stressed that every second is enormous and you will live forever for a short time!
>>537254449>>537258889You're young, like 30 or under right? It's literally a thing as old as time in the human experience. The ancients wrote about it. You're just a zoomer and you've been hating older people for so long and circle jerking like you'll be young forever that you're in denial about everything. It's okay, just get some humility and accept you're aging and your perspectives will inevitably change
>>537254449you need to start creating things, you'd be amazed at what you can achieve in just mere hours
In all seriousness. I am 100% sure if you live without any electronic information technology like phones/video games/TV or computers for a few days you will realize that’s what it is. Trust me, time will be slow again without any of that stuff eating away at it. It’s about presence, and how the technology makes you lack it.
>>537254449>hurr time is going le fasterYou are just becoming tolerant of boredomAnd slowing down old man haha
>>537259016yeah something is definitely going on. i feel like the people ITT are either NPCs or bots or mossad or somethin gaslighting us.
>>537259246They always come out of the woodwork with the same shit.>You must be young and you're experiencing aging for the first time!>You're just dumb and don't realize the computer makes time go by fast!It unironically doesn't matter what activity I'm doing, who I'm doing it with, or what. It's been happening NOTICEABLY for years, at least since Covid, and absolutely since 2021. I don't know if it's CERN or fucking what but shit is NOT going at the speed it used to.You're not crazy; it's happening to countless other people, even people who are plenty fucking old already or who spend all day outside.It isn't just perception. Something changed.
>>537254449Andromeda–Milky Way collision
Time isn't speeding up. You're lacking new experiences in life. New and fun experience== time slowing down. But you doomscroll the web all day calling random strangers niggers
>>537259646nigger
>>537259469i hope it keeps accelerating. i'm sick of this shit hole. i want out. look at all these fucks.
>>537254449Posted over and over and over and overAdmin helpless to stop itHow embarrassing
>>537254449so what can be done o am rea;;y [issed pff sriorsluy fuck yjis shiy
Time is relative. 1 year when you're 10 is 10% of your life, thats a long time; when you're 30 1 year is ~3% of your life; which would be the same as ~100 days of your life 20 years ago
>>537261082>1i know wgo you ar ethe day we will neeeeeeet in the adter lif e will be the day for you t soulf to he cojsimed glownigger
Buddhist monks claim you can slow the perception of time with mindful awareness. You have to allow for wonderment, you remember how slow time was as a child ? It's because you were immersed in the moment. When you smoke weed play videa or shit post online you are disassociating from the moment and are not present in the moment, hence time has no meaning.
>>537254449Each time you go around the spiral the distance to return to the same radial position is shorter. Also if you mother is 30 when you're born, you are first 1/30th her age. By the time she's 60, you're 1/2 of her age. How does that work?
OP i can't say much but perhaps they will do something in 2028 and that's why they are accelerating time remember if nothing happens in 2028 then nothing will ever happen they had set 2028 as the die before 2028 you will without our help your chance to live ends in 2019 i believe they will do something in 2028 that eilll b e a massarcre btt fear nuoft if nkthing happenns in 2028 nothing iwll hapen
>>537254449Someone got to the top of the rollercoaster climb and forgot its always faster going down.
They affected the speed of the Earth's rotation by fucking with CERN and that made the relative speed of passage of time accelerate. They wouldn't be scientifically researching the effects of the increased flow of time if it was natural.
OP DON'YT NELOEVED THE 1PLIBUIRT POSTERS THEY ARE BOTS OP THEY ARE GLOWNIGGERS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537254449Covid lockdowns allowed them to implenemt all sorts of shit. Setting up secret survelliance structures and all sorts of energy weapons to be used against us. I for sure believe they strated to fuck with time passage, this is not normal. Its not “your getting older” “thats life”No this is simply NOT how it has ever been EVER they steal our hopes, our dreams, our souls, now our time.
>>537261442>>537254449Trying to fit a whole Mississippi into the new 1 second feels pathetic.
>>537254449Welcome to today's episode of "Some dumbass zoomer struggling to cope with the totally normal and common aspects of adulthood is convinced that this is some special, uniquely horrific circumstance that no one else in history has ever experienced before."You aren't actually a special unique lil snowflake, you are just weak and retarded.
>>537261765dont listen to this kiketypical detraction post, trying to shut down conversation about it. Notice how it has an edge of vitriol, its because they hate us they despise us and they want us to suffer and anytime we ask why it only further angers them
>>537259469It's fucking cern or the large hard on colider or some shit, that shit is fucking SUCKING in time and space or something. Well something is sucking time. Who knows what.
>>537261633Check'd and yeah definitely, it's fucked up
>>537254449ITT simpletons grapple with their own mortality
>>537261978Jews desperate for a less humbling timeline.
Yall just need to accend to the next thought plane your dumb brains are processing shit on delay and your experiencing latency resulting in rubberbanding where nanoseconds are being skipped in order to keep yourre shit inline with universal time
>>537262130another time jew trying to shut it down We see you
our brains autopilot when we aren’t taking in new information. go out for a hike somewhere new and you’ll find time has slowed down plenty. take a class in a difficult subject and seconds will be like minutes
>>537254449It's a psyop.Time is an illusion, and as such entirely subjective.YOU control the passage of your own time. Take care of yourself.
>>537261958No, we hate you because you are such self centered smoothbrain faggots that instead of realizing that you are just experiencing the same exact thing that literally every other person ever also experienced when they were your age, you retards insist that it must be part of some secret conspiracy to artificially speed up time.
>>537259246what's going on is you're a dumbass
it's because we are living in an estimulation. I'm getting pegged by my wife right now
>>537254449If your 4 years old 1 year is 25% of your life, no shit its going to feel shorter when you're 30 and a year is only 3% of your life. Its funny you call everything thats not a crackpot jewish conspiracy "reddit"
>>537262371>time jewkek
>>537259727I think whatever is happening to time is making people worse, too. I want it to just stop. Let an hour be an hour again.>>537261978We're also getting hit by meteors at unprecedented rates, though. Doesn't gravity and speed impact time? Is it possible there's an astronomical event? Is the planet currently in a position in the universe with different properties than we're used to? Did the movement of the solar system accelerate or something?
>>537254449It's a known scientific fact that the universe is expanding and this expansion is accelerating - the rate is 74 kilometers per second per megaparsec.The distance between stars is growing as well as the distance between molecules, including the distance in your brain between your very own neurons - we just cannot easily measure it because every earthly measuring device is also expanding at the same rate.This obviously has effects on cognition. Longer neural pathways means each thought takes longer to occur. Our ballooning brains perceive time as accelerating because they no longer operate as efficiently as in past eras. The bigger worry is that the rate of expansion will soon make it impossible for human brains to operate at all in our universe, even slowly.
>>537263147the time jews...are they aliens? are they literal NPC's? are they fully under demonic possession? why can we sense they change in time but they can't?
Just stop eating and time slows to a crawl
>>537254449sometimes something gets stuck then you have to hit it with a hammer to free it. its this increased vibration& noise that lubricates the clock.
>>537254449forget about the vaxxall those rituals the elite perform every red moon are working. what better way to get rid of people than by increasing the speed of time on a cosmic level?
>>537261595time was never yours anon
or, it's because you wake up at some fucked up late hour like 11am and start your day later, thus messing up your biological clock. GET A JOB GOY.
>>537262658You give them too much credit. They're just another well poisoning shill, or more likely, chatbot. Whose only directive is to make this place less useful for the dissemination of useful information.Same sort of dumbass thread as the average flerfer schizo post, or the blue vs gold dress or two gold and one silver ball argument fest crap.
I definitely feel this too. Especially in the last 3-4 years, time is moving extraordinarily fast. 2024 seems like yesterday and now we’re halfway to 2027? wtf? I think something must have changed during/after the scamdemic, but who knows.
>>537261958he is right don't listen to this kike roach >>537261765
>>537259192This. We're overwhelmed with stimulus input so we have trouble hard coding memories, which our brain uses to estimate the passage of time. Fewer memories reads like less time has elapsed. Less perceived time against real time elapsed makes it feel like time is moving faster.
>>537254449>Something else is going onIt's called jewish chicanery.
>>537264470I feel like both this and the idea that CERNfags have done something to local spacetime at the quantum level is entirely possible.
Your perception of time is the act of storing things in memory. You don't need to store things you've already experienced before. The more repetitive and boring your life is the faster time seems to go.
>>537264613That can't possibly be true - after all, CERN is in a small, insignificant, neutral country where people have this funny habit of adding an "-i" to the end of every silly word and where they have this funny cheese. There's no way these people could do something like that.No-no-no-noooo.
>>537254449Go outside and exercise. Time passed quickly if you have let your metabolism slow.Think of it like a processor clock.
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