Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>537255593the average /pol/ poster is a trailer park american who has no idea what you're referencing.
>>537255709Just be at the bar at 4 o'clock and make sure you order the cream sauce.
>>537255709Everyone has seen the bourdain quote. This is an utterly pathetic angle from which to cop a superior attitude. Kys
>>537255593I love the irony of a man exclaiming a sort of joie de vivre to be found within the mundane, yet necking himself over a minor hickup in a relationship. Life is strange.
>>537255593I would do anything to have dinner with Jeff in Tel Aviv like old times, dancing the night away with Hawking shabbat shalom what a time
>>537255709KILL YOURSELF STINKJEET
>>537255593>Get the pussy saucereal mean eat steak>estrogen, carb bomb cold pint atreal men drink bone dry wine>Listen to someone you think may have nothing ilisten to a random bum>open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anywaysgo to another new bar to talk to stranger bums>Tip your server.cuck>Check in on your friendsyour "friends":>this dude again, not sure how long I can keep being polite
>>537255593>Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with youAin't nobody here gonna ever do that
>>537255593tfw you realise that every single sentence is a euphemism for "rape a child">Get the cream sauce.especially this
>>537257924>real men drink bone dry winereal gay men maybe
>>537255593Have your wife's bull over, have two.
>>537259164ENJOY YOUR SWEET CARB BOMB GRAIN DRINK FULL OF XENOESTROGENS
>>537259590>Eat out the local bull tonight. Get the bull's cream sauce. Have a cold bull at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere bull's never been. Listen to a bull you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the bull rare. Eat a bull's ass. Have a Negro bull. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the bull next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat a bull's ass slowly. Tip your bull. Check in on your bulls. Check in on your girl's bull. Enjoy the ride.
His GF cheated on him with a kid and nothing happened to her, no jail, no fine, no nothing. I would have killed myself too desu.
>go places and do stuffno thanks
>>537257196Is that code for someone blowing a load in your asshole?
>>537255593>smug narcissism of a nihilistic trust fund brat. “look at me! I’m special.”he should have killed himself sooner. What a fucking faggot.
>>537257670Oh it was a "minor" hiccup alright...
>>537255593This guy was enslaved by a jew and died from her ownership which is why he's idolized on Ai.
>>537255593Suck the cream sauce from a negroni. Suck two.
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>>537255593Sad to think how many lives have been damaged from the eat steak rare meme. I wouldn't even consider that if I had a team of specialized Russian parasitologists.
>>537255709Liar I am trailer trash and still had cable nigger. Rip jawline food man, favorite heroin addict. Also zog killed him and countless other celebs for trying to support the Silent Children documentary. The OP of that project got paid off and people like Chester and Chris Cornell got killed for it.
>>537262567It's a double entendre.
>>537255593>Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? … Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
cream sauce
