If you were the head of state, how would you spin this into a victory in your country?
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>>537259902Make it about kill-loss ratio as if we are in some type of strategy videogame or something. We all know wars are won by how many npcs you kill
>>537259903>>537259904>we killed more people, now we pay them $300b as a resultkys
>>537259902the US is not paying iran 300 billion, it's just unfreezing 300 billion worth of assets it had seized over the years from iran. 300 billion also includes money that would be generated from sanction relief. no money is actually being transferred from america to iran unlike obama who gave iran over 1 billion.
>>537259902making their players sleep in Mexico, but at the same time blocking them at the airport
>>537259902How is Russia convincing their people they aren't losing? Do whatever they are doing
>>537259902The details are basically Iran has to meet certain conditions for their frozen assets )(where the $300B is coming from) to be released. Including inspections on their uranium enrichment. Not the humiliation to the USA it's being propagandized as, but still a diplomatic failure as this was literally just Obama's deal that Trump reversed in 2016.
by posting about how you OBLITERATED all of iran's leadership, navy, army, air force, etc and threw them back into the stone age so now you are negotiating with people who have TOTALLY defeated multiple times teehee
>>537259904>>537259905the boomers will slurp it upalso pay out the money in such a way that you can gaslight the goyim into thinking it's not reparations. Say shit like "heh, now they're depndant on our gibs, nice projection of soft power *confident smug face*"
>>537259911Again, you all seem to get your information from YT thumbnails. No one is paying money. They're assets are being unfrozen in exchange for enrichment control and inspections.
Islamic Republic means victory
>>537259912Nope, their assets were already unfrozen as a sign of good will and there will also be 300 bn reperations if the peace deal is signed.
>>537259906Still sounds like an Iranian win to me? You wasted your time fucking around, wasted money on the bombs and fuel, and then lifted sanctions on them??
>>537259902classic 4chan technique
>>537259902america has been losing every single way in the last 20 years. they are used to it
>another war in the middle east that america lostwhen will they learn?just go bully latam or something
>>537259906>it's just unfreezing 300 billion worth of assets it had seized over the years from iranNot true, the frozen assets are worth $30B o algo
>>537259906>The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.
>>537259903>Anal movementDo they?
>>537259903>3000 killedThat's peanuts for a country the size of Iran.
>>537259922wow racis
>>537259902what a bunch of retarded losers lmaoimagine getting so BTFOd you have to pay 300 billion
>>537259912>>537259909post link to the MOU?
>>537259914Literally untrue. Are you referring to the Arab states saying they're willing to invest in reconstruction in exchange for equity in the infrastructure? Because that is a tool of Arab/US influence to move further into Iran.
>>537259915It was pointless because this deal existed before Trump cancelled it at the behest of Neocons/Zionists. However, Trump wanted it back and now he has it back, but overall this whole affair was indeed horribly handled.
>>537259902I would say private investors would pay it o algo asi
>>537259917How so? Europe is our vassal slave. Sounds like a win to me. We threatened to take your land and you still prostrate to us
>>537259927>it's not the tsar, it's the boyarsholy shit
>>537259908Keep fighting forever then
>>537259903so the axis power won WW2
>>537259929>>537259917Though I suppose I can't blame you. Your peasant genetics make you inherently desire to serve your superiors.
>>537259909>Not the humiliation to the USA it's being propagandized as, but still a diplomatic failure as this was literally just Obama's deal that Trump reversed in 2016.This seems like a humiliation to me.You guys are basic going back to the deal that Iran had willing accepted over 10 years ago
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>>537259924Hmmm they were doing it for you?You should have more respect for americans.They literally had nothing to win in this war but they went with it just to help you
>>537259936nothing to do with uswhen we were defeating them last year US were whining and begging us to stop every day. now they just surrendered and are gonna dump 300 bil to fund the enemy for the next round in 1/2 years
>>537259927>Trump cancelled it at the behest of Neocons/ZionistSo Trump cancelled it. Stop polishing his knob and making excuses for the fucking grown man who is literally in charge, "the king is good, it's just his corrupt eunuch advisors!" is literal Peasant-brained rationalization
>>537259902american conservatives are so retarded they'll believe anything dear leader says. no need to spin
>>537259937The audacity is actually flabbergasting to behold, like a whore talking shit back to her Pimp. For Americans' sake, I hope they leave you out to hang and watch you get eaten alive without having them around to bail you out.
>>537259937Now you know why your people's izzat is at all times low.Can't fight his own wars, asks for help, and then claims you had nothing to do with it
>>537259941you are right that we shouldnt have helped them but i dont think they pretend they didnt launch itthe main issue is theyre going to fund the enemy for the next round of this war
>>537259942This whole war was done solely to benefit you.Why you didn't fought them on your own?I dislike jews so much holy fuck
>>537259943learn to readim saying we shouldnt have helped usa, usa's goal from the start was to flood iran with money to arm them
>>537259902Iran is now good business partner from now on Don’t get me wrong And we don’t pay any reparation forAftermath of our special military operation We just start investing on them as one of good business partners we have Look at Japan They are now one of strongest economic country even tho we dropped two dirty bombs cuz we invested much money on them Iran is next japan to us We will win in the end !!!Makes America great again
>>537259943why are you getting mad on behalf of retarded amerimutt monkeys? you should just laugh that jews treat their cattle so callously
>>537259938it was in the news here that the plan for the war was presented to trump in February by (((them)))when trump asked hegseth, he immediately agreed like the deus vult larper he isvance didn't agree but said he'd support whatever decision trump makes
>>537259906This 300 billion isn't unfreezing assets retard, it's a "reconstruction fund" (war reparations) separate from the primary negotiations. We don't know how much of the frozen assets they will return yet
>>537259944Why every israeli flag is dishonest?
>>537259944What the fuck
>>537259946You're right
>>537259949i didnt say any flag is dishonest learn to fucking read>>537259948aka usa wants to fund terrorism
>>537259906You're so fucking stupid, holy shit
>>537259952Yeah yeah behaving like you don't know what's going onThen you wonder why every country in the world had programs against you. No that I support it btw just pointing out history
>>537259937>Tf>Tp
>>537259954countries do not and never had programs against us thats a retarded idea, you're so retarded its amazing you remember to breathe
>>5372599496 million shekels o algo
>>537259954Pogroms*
Why doesn't this thread has IDs for posters? I've checked half a dozen other threads and they all have IDs. What's happening here?
>>537260312because you're an actual retarded newfagyou should go and stand in front of an oncoming 18 wheeler
>>537259904SPBP
>>537259929>the actual israeli vassal slave is pretending the euros are just as bad as herlol
>>537260312Glitch, this website is older than half the posters here.
>>537259902it would be cheaper to bomb israel instead
>>537259902returning Iran's money to Iran is bad because?
>>537259920>>537259902>The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.>While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion.>financingSo its a LOAN?
>>537259902I would not because, I know people will find out is a lie and as such their "faith" in my leadership will crumble until they come for my head.But hey stupid children do stupid things.
>>537259948>it's a "reconstruction fund" (war reparations)its a loan, from other gulf states, not even from the US. Are you seriously trying to convince me the US is simply going to hand over 300 billion. Are you retarded? You understand thats a third of thier annual budget. The President cannot authorize that kind of money shit for brains.a "reconstruction fund" .... sounds like a LOAN to me. and its not from US, because Trump does not control that kind of money, not even close.>>537259926>Literally untrue. Are you referring to the Arab states saying they're willing to invest in reconstruction in exchange for equity in the infrastructure? Because that is a tool of Arab/US influence to move further into Iran.This guy gets it.
>>537259902I would blame it on Barrack HUSSEIN Obama. I mean come on, hello?
>>537259902It is a victory, dumbass. The real purpose of The War for Greater Israel is the piles of dead goyim and the human organs they harvested along the way.
>>537260481>>537260666Probably was moved here from another board, but usually flags don't come along unless it's somewhere like /sp/. Just threw me off because it wasn't obvious that it didn't originate from /pol/.
Good question