US has released the official details of the MoU https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/17/middleeast/us-iran-war-mou-text-intl
Jews lost
>>537267439everybody is busy workshopping their new shilling points
A MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!!
>>537267439these are great for news
>>537267439How does Israel work into this? Will they have to leave Lebanon? Is USA in violation if Israel doesn't exit Lebanon?
>>537267439Yeah Israel will cause it to fail. They will not stop until Iran is in chaos
>>537267439Why does it feel like the only people happy with this deal are the Iranian government and China?
300 billion to IranAll sanctions on Iran removed + no new sanctions in the future All Iranian assets unfrozen In return Strait reopened Iran cannot toll Strait for 60 days, Strait must be demined Iran promises they won’t make nuclear weapon Iran will begin negotiating a nuclear deal over enrichment and their enriched uranium This deal is a victory for Iran, we LOST
uh oh
>>537268088The US and israel have no formal relationsIf israel decides to start shit the US has no obligation to defend them
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>>537267439>the $300 billiles is real
>The 300B$ confirmed realMiggers cope?
>>537268177What about this deal is bad for America?
This was before the MoU leaks were confirmed.I imagine its worse today
>>537268285The US, Israel, and or Iran is going to fuck it up somehow.
>The United States of America undertakes to terminate all types of sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, including the United Nations Security Council resolutions, I.A.E.A. Board of Governors resolutions, and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, primary and secondary, in an agreed-upon schedule as part of the final deal.this is a fucking shitshow
>>537268268The amount is real. The funding source, and the strings attached, were NOT what the $300 billion pallets of cash shills were claiming.
So what about israel?
>>537268394>this is a fucking shitshowfor whom?The USA looks forward to importing Iranian goods
>>537267495I want to know how much the gulf countries are paying unto this 300B reconstruction. When mentioned before, it sounded like they were leading the charge on that, given they're also Islamic countries to different degrees. It's believable that they're giving serious support to Iran here, but this isn't the peace deal trump keeps making it out to be. We're going to have another three months of Iran posturing at best, and a broken agreement when the irgc chimps out at worst
>>537268429Trump just said Israel needs to stop taking out buildings in Lebanon.
>>537267439Iran and the rest of the World just found out why we don't have healthcare.Because we're fuckin retarded.
We WON. Never doubt Israeli-American muscular diplomacy.
>>537267966IT'S MEMORANDING!
>>537268423>its not literal pallets of cash for the full amount
>>537268208>Iran>gets fuck tons of money, economic sanction relief and the clout to gloat about defeating the US in less than 4 months>America>gets fucking nothing we didn't already have before the warim so tired of winning cause all it feels like is humiliation
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>>537268521Will they do it?
>>537267495>End of Sanctions on IranHoly shit.
>>537268659Pay up Muritard
>>537268737jokes on them, our money is fake
>Paragraph 12>The United States of America and Islamic Republic of Iran agree that an executive mechanism will be established to monitor the successful implementation of this M.O.U. and the future compliance of the final deal.translation: POTUS (aka sad king donny) will be the sole authority in ensuring iran is following the agreement
>>537268797Facts. I don't even use "money" anymore, I use a credit card.
>>537268423>us and israel pick a fight and start a war>us promises gulf states will pick up the billthis is thinking is just as magical as saying mexico will pay for a border wall, you stupid fucking beaner
somebody catch me up, is the oil and fertilizer flowing again or nah? I want India to starve that's my only position in this whole thing
malding
>>537268945right now, its just for the stock marketinfrastructure is still destroyedshipping is still halted except for Iranian approved vessels it does seem the US has lifted their blockade
>>537268208Iran cannot implement tolls in the Strait without the consent of Oman.Iran loses bigly.
>Paragraph 14>The final deal will be endorsed by a binding U.N.S.C. resolution.this agreement reads like the US thinks its the only country other than iran in existencea single security council member can't possibly guarantee that all the others will be on board with this nonsense
>>537268347>even the jews hate Trump nowkek it's over.
>>537269114>Paragraph 5>Upon the signing of this M.O.U., the Islamic Republic of Iran will make arrangements using its best efforts for the safe passage of commercial vessels with no charge for 60 days only from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman, and vice versa. The traffic of commercial vessels will immediately start, and considering the need for removing the technical and military obstacles and demining by the Islamic Republic of Iran, will be instated within 30 days. The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialogue with the Sultanate of Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz, in discussion with other Persian Gulf littoral states in line with the applicable international law and the sovereign rights of coastal states of the Strait of Hormuz.they are just saying no tolls/fees for 60 days and pinky swear to talk with omannothing says they can't do what they like
>>537269072stock market just threw a fit too because it didn't get a rate cut. Donny picked wrong release moment hopefully him and his crew went long before this
>>537269159Expecting Republicans to lose by 20 points in November. Blue Texas, blue Alaska, blue Ohio, blue Nebraska, blue everything.
>>537267439Looks like a good deal. Jews may be upset, but they need to understand that American politicians are happy to do whatever they want. It's just that the whole collapsing of the global economy is the part that makes continuing the war impossible. Oh well.
>>537268394I guess Trump really got unconditional surrender... America's lmao!
>>537267439They should have just built the fucking nukes already. They have 50+ years to do it. Unless they did and that's why we were forced into accepting this.
>>537269353Worth a read if you can stomach itIt hilarious the lengths they go to not take accountability for anything everhttps://www.jns.org/opinion/column/jonathan-s-tobin/who-will-stand-with-israel-against-a-new-iran-deal
>>537269255>The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialogue with the Sultanate of Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz, in discussion with other Persian Gulf littoral states. Sounds like to me Oman and Iran will have to work together on any sort of future administration, along with every other Gulf state.
>>537269403Laugh now, but people in Russia are figuring out that the US can't defend Europe as well as they can defend israel. And the US could barely defend israel for a couple months
>>537269535Gave the Abraham accords the ol' uno reverse
>>537269114They cannot impose tolls, but can they impose an "environmental fee" with this?? Thats what Ive been hearing is going to be the technicality play.
>>537269535conducting dialogue != anything bindingwhat we are doing constitutes conducting dialogue right now
>>537269692>They cannot impose tollsfor 60 daysread the text, it's not that longhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/us/politics/us-iran-agreement-deal-text.html
>>537269576Hasn't Trump basically withdrawn from Ukraine anyway? Nowadays it's just Ukraine with EU moneys buying equipment from companies that want to test their weaponry against Russians.
>>537269788Isn't the US still selling Ukraine weapons?
>>537269141>a single security council member can't possibly guarantee that all the others will be on board with this nonsenseCorrect but the only permanent members that would vote against it is the UK if the US were to ask them to.Everyone else other than American is either part of the third worldists BRICs sphere, a gulf state or France, and Macron is hard team Iran.Meaning that the only one that needs to be coerced is the US itself.Trump is retarded and politely your entire leadership has been retarded for 70 years but just this once they're seeing the pictures correctly.>>537269788That drawdown has been way oversold.Iirc they're even still getting new jets.Trump basically settled into a vaguely-lower-than-Biden level of support without outright ordering the cessation of any fundamental delivery and coordination mechanisms.
>>537270016"Selling" is not that accurate.Though it's not a donation per se either.It's a long-term lend-lease meaning it'll be repaid over the next 100-150 years.On that note the idea that it's "just old stock" is inaccurate.It's "old stock" insofar as that old models are delivered first but if they run out they obviously get fresh stuff.Nuance is fun sometimes.
>>537270030>outright ordering the cessation of any fundamental delivery and coordination mechanismsTrump tried this in Syria and the military lied to him
>>537269726That's the entire length of the deal which is supposed to be replaced (it will simply be extended). If a new deal gets made those fees will also be in them.
>>537269141All the council members either benefit directly from restoring status quo, benefit indirectly from punishing and humiliating USA due to being in competition with them or benefit morally from punishing the aggressor with war reparations which promotes world peace. Most members benefit in multiple categories. The only ones who would vote against the deal are USA and USA alligned non permanent members like conceivably Liberia doesn't really have much of a stake in the vote but would vote what ever USA tells them to vote. But if the idea is that USA is on board with the peace deal then why would USA or USA aligned countries vote against it? In the worst case Iran will simply close the straights down again and keep winning the war conventionally, mid terms are coming and it's going to be a bloodbath in US if this shit is still ongoing by that time.
>>537268516they don't seem willing to be part of this and why would they, it's literally not their problem
>>537270385the status quo was I.A.E.A inspections of nuclear facilities.the M.O.U. here says the only enforcement will be "executive" in nature, meaning the executive branch of the United States aka Trump.i wouldn't agree to that if i were the other security council members because the US is no longer a trustworthy ally
>>537270424An unstable Iran is their problem, but now that 300b is in writing, they have no reason to contribute
>>537270424the gulf states were all negotiating with Iran behind the scenesthe US presence in the gulf has been reduced to meaninglessness if the US wants to pose the threat it did to the region a year ago, we would have to rebuild 20 years of infrastructure, which we cannot afford
>>537270649No one on the security council cares about inspections except USA. Do you think Congo really cares if Israel gets nuked? Status quo obviously refers to oil shipments normalizing.
>>537270424That's what they say publicly. The reason Iran didn't attack the UAE recently is because that part of the deal is was agreed on (UAE were the ones who suggested it).
>>537270424which only leave the US on the hookliterally mexico-will-pay-for-the-border-wall-tier magical thinkingit would be like if you shot your neighbor and burned down their house and then demanded the rest of the neighborhood pay to rebuild the house and support the family
>>537269311>retarded foreigner has retarded ideas about American politicslol Achmed mig mad
>>537270742the security council certainly does not want more nuclear weapon powers in the world
>>537270424fake screencap
>>537270825If there's no peace Iran will just obviously build nukes, no winning there by denying the peace
>>537270649Its all pedantry Iran has shown a defensive capability beyond the world's strongest military to defeatNo other country is even thinking about invading, and since its universally recognized that Iran were the defensive actors in this conflict, no one feels they pose a global threatThe ONLY people upset with this outcome are jews, and they will either have to accept this or lash out and try to destabilize the globe
>>537270775>like if you shot your neighbor and burned down their house and then demanded the rest of the neighborhood pay to rebuild the house and support the familyOr if you attacked your own country, lied about what happened, and demanded payments for everyone who assaulted police officers and tried to kill our elected leaders.Almost feels like a band of rotten, treasonous pieces of shit have stolen power somehow...
>>537270694Trump managed to completely undermine the US in both the Middle East and the Pacific. Truly Americans are retarded and he is the king of retards.
if he didn't rip up the bi-partisan agreement with Iran that took 12 years to negotiate in 2017.... none of this would have happened. Israel has WAY to much control over Trump.IT wasn''t even an "Obama" deal. They started negotiating it under Bush.Now you've got a shit and flimsy version of the JCPOA and the understanding that America is basically a paper tiger.fucking gay.MAkes you wonder what the outcome of a whole host of of policies, deals, and agreements that trump tore up with little thought will come to? Is trump eating shit going to be a regular occurrence?
>>537270775It's not all that strange, gulf stated facilitated attacks on Iran they then got blown out and as losers in a war they will inevitably have to pay some kind of price for that. If they refuse US can simply pull out and let them fall to Shia rebels and Iran backed militants which then will be glad to pay Iran. The current regimes will obviously not choose that option so they will cave to US pressure. They are also the ones being hurt by the straight closures the most, Iran at least has land access to China and can export trough the seas if US allows them.
>>537270789If Americans could feel shame they would stop going on the internet altogether after this humiliation.
>>537271159>the Pacificlolcope moshe
>>537270891once doesn't trust a petulant child to negotiate for them in hopes of getting a good deal out of a bad situationthis shit reads like donny NEEDED a win for his birthday and was willing to capitulate anything to secure itsince the enforcement of any nuclear program details as written in this M.O.U. is entirely theoretical at this point, there isn't even any real framework to enforce anything that is agreed upon
>>537271297Are you tired of winning yet? Better pay up those $400b to Iran asap or else they'll humiliate you even more. Might even raise the Iranian flag over the White House.
>>537271319Which is once again completely irrelevant to all members of the security council except USA and USA is backing the peace. Continuing the conflict risks much more nuclear proliferation than doing no inspections and simply trusting Iran which is worse than letting US perform what ever inspections they want to do according to the new agreement. You simply lack an argument.
>>537271225we put bases around the world to assert powera protection racket would totally fit sad king donny's M.O.unfortunately, that needs a certain amount of leverage the US no longer possesses
>>537271401Trump is signing the deal chaimprobably todayNo American is mad at the dealOur government counterfeits trillions a year already, what is a few billion for peace?
>>537267483they're going to immediately ruin the ceasefire and drag the US back into war with iran. jews always win.
>>537271428nah, i can imaging e.g. telling the US to fuck off and employing multilateral sanctions against a damaged iran to secure peace and curbing their nuclear program sounds like a different way forward that more people could get on board
>>537267557What's with the paragraph 11? It is dictated and includes a correction to a misspelling
>>537271516Shart of the Mart! Such winning!
>>537271561Good luck with that, US could not stop Iran, what hope do you think Liberia has going against Iran and USA?
>>537271516>what is a few billion for peace?A few billion more than I want to pay. If it does come from their neighbors, great. Other than that, I'd rather send them 300b worth of bombs
>>537267557>excuse meso it's a transcript?
>>537271589lmaothe best part is that Trump is vindictive to the extreme to those he perceives as back stabbersif Bibi does something stupid and Iran wants to retaliate in full, its perfectly within Trump's character to watch Tel Aviv burn with a smile on his face"I told you Bibi. Bibi, Itold him, he was too crazy. I said israel only exists because of me, but he didn't listen. He thought I wasn't very smart, but it turns out, Bibi was the dumb one. Crazy too."
>>537271724>A few billion more than I want to pay.>I'd rather send them 300b worth of bombs
>>537271838Israel is extreme enough to use nukes against Teheran.
>>537271838And then bibi reminds trump of the videos epstein gave them
>>537271942they can tryIran has been fucking their FOBs in Iraq thoI don't think the US military as immoral as it is will be complicit in such a strike
>>537272040Trump is a complete cuck loser. If the king of the jews decides to use nukes then Trump will just sit in his cuck chair and mumble something about winning and deals.
>>537271242>Doubles down on retardation
>>537268237But isn't Iran bound by this agreement not to fuck around in Lebanon anymore?What I mean is, if Israel attacks Lebanon, neither the US or Iran is allowed to intervene. (?)But the US isn't abandoning its military aid obligations to Israel, so the US will keep sending Israel the munitions they need to attack Lebanon. So...isn't the US already intervening?
>>537271942bUt IsRaEl dOeSn'T hAvE nUkEs
>>537272033wow, you're rightTrump really does have incentive to let israel burn
>>537270311I know.Even if he wanted to it wouldn't have happened but I don't think he actually tried.Also man I miss that Version of him.
>>537272123Of course Israel has nukes.
>>537268516>When mentioned before, it sounded like they were leading the charge on thatwhy would they? they just learned about the text of this tentative agreement today, same as us
>>537272114is he King jew or Iranian cuck?its getting confusing
>>537272168of course they do, but not officially
>>537272199Nathanyahoo - king of the jewsTrump - cuck loser
>>537267439Trump is naive if he thinks he can ever make peace with these rabid animals
>>537272168How many work?I don't think israel has been fastidiously maintaining their stockpile
>>537272365A few hundred.
if that's real that's awesomeending sanctions is sick, we should be trading with everyoneliterally all of this could have been done without this fake retarded war, goddamn i fucking hate isreal and the cia
>>537268225Then maybe the miggers in the white house should post it them damn selves instead of bitching all the time.
>>537272503> Trump is blameless in all thisLmao
>>537272875trump can't get re-elected you dumb niggerisreal will still be around and still be a problem
>>537272875bibi forced the US to attack!-rubio
>>537272328Just say israelis if you mean rabid animalsEveryone knows they're backwards warmongering savages
LOLTrump absolutely gaped and humiliated the kikesWalked them right into itThey're done
>>537274237he laid down that marker for history
>>537273095>isreal will still be around and still be a problemlmao, you probably shouldnt get too far ahead of yourself on that one
>>537267495>AT LEAST 300Bart of the deal, everyone
>>537276528>art of the deal, everyoneLMAO>all it cost to fucking END israel full stop. was $300billion fake&gay dollarydoo's fresh off the money printer and the sanctiooooons machineif it was $600 billion it would have still been a "deal" of the century
>>537271516No American is mad at the deal? Speak for yourself shitskin larper. These fucking sandniggers have been at war with us for 47 years. Trump snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. He is a fucking muslim POS just like you
>>537277139your chutzpah has no power here
>>537277422you're literally a shitskin larping as a human
>>537268081>wannabe Drudge and Reddit knockoffs>but pro TroompLmao go ask your rabbi for your tip back
>>537277139>No American is mad at the deal? Speak for yourself shitskin larper. These fucking sandniggers have been at war with us for 47 years. Trump snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. He is a fucking muslim POS just like youthis is literally you
>>537279162I'm rubber and you're glue
>>537268558now pay up, "winner"!
>>537268423If it is, quite literally, pallets of $300 billion in cash do you think Trump would tell us????
>>537271516>probably todaywell...well...well
>>537268718The sanctions on Iran were gradually becoming meaningless anyway, because China was growing bolder in ignoring them
>>537270694Israel does sweet beautiful things to US, i like it. I LOVE IT!We can safely say that US is a vasal, slave hooker state for the Israelis.
when the MoU walks in
>mom found the M.O.U.
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>>537267439>>537267467>>537267495>>537267524>>537267557HOLY MUTT HUMILIATION
