>I am GOD>I work in mysterious ways>NO, I will not cure diseases, end poverty or make the world a better place>now worship my jewish son who is also meHey god, what about gays?>OMG >IF YOU PUT THE PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY. >THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE>YOU CAN GO TO WAR BUT DON'T YOU DARE HAVE A GAY OLD TIME>I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED NOW!!!!!!!Isn't religion kinda weird when you really think about it?
i miss 2000s pol
Leviticus 15:19-33God basically punishes women for having monthly periods lol
thankfully the rabbis supplanted god
>>537281170>Isn't religion kinda weird when you really think about it?i think my own religion is pretty solid
>>537281408doubtful
>>537281408Mine too. I worship BBC
>>537281212based newfag
>>537281408Same. I'm Jewish BTW don't know if that matters
>>537281769A merimut T
>>537281724Would you like to hear it?
>>537281857Then it is not YOUR religion, you're a kind of goy yourself
there is nothing politically incorrect or on topic about hating christiansthis thread is normie tier and should die where it belongs on /b/MODS!!!!
>>537281170>>NO, I will not cure diseases, end poverty or make the world a better place
>>537281170why would god be invested in material world nonsense in the first place?
>>537281170You could have just said you are a faggot and we could have ended the thread there.
>>537281170>>IF YOU PUT THE PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.But hey god, this isn't true for the priests, isn't it?