prev: >>537280547>Peace Agreement Signing Ceremony on June 19th2 days until "Peace Deal™"Day: 35 of the 45-day "Ceasefire™" with Lebanon [Extended at 10 days]Day: 47 of the 2-day Operation Project Freedom© [Paused]Day: 72 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with Iran [Extended indefinitely]Day: 111 of the 4-day Special Military Operation® to decapitate Iran▶RECENT>Trump says we run out of oil reserves in 4 weeks: https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2067289063204217319>Iranian FM Araghchi says Israel is already violating the MoU, with their continued actions in Lebanon.>Araghchi: "Any attack by Israeli regime against Lebanon or the continued occupation of Lebanese territory, is a violation of the MoU.">Tehran, Washington, sign the MoU electronically.>Iran says the deal to end the war with the USA requires Israel to withdraw from Lebanon.>USA Air Force B-52 crashed shortly after take-off in California. 8 dead.>Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Kazem Gharibabadi has confirmed Iran agreed to the deal▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" or Tгump posts without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug>Do not engage with off-topic Hasbara blogposters▶Oil Price:https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://rentry.org/pig-kino▶X Accounts:https://rentry.org/irxacc▶Iranian Newshttps://rentry.org/irnews▶Telegram Channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alerts:https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffic:https://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
thanks for baking
You won Iranny
>>537286564>2 days until "Peace Deal™"should probably be removed, the Geneva trip was cancelled last I heard>>537286529Correct and neither wants a more rigorous player demanding a seat at the table, esp when none of the former three great powers have clear successors to their current dictators the boomercausting of Iran will go down as one of history's major blunders
>>537286564
I read the memo. The US indeed, lost. GG Iran though I wish the US humiliation show would've dragged for another year or so while energy reserves collapse
>>537286661BLASPHEMY
Israel is not using ISIS to attack jolani.... fucking amazing.ISIS carbomb went off in damascus.
>>537286564War will be back on soon.
>This alliance makes Jews and every neighbor seethe to gutsYep, I'm thinking Based.
Took a nap and woke up with a huge bonerSomeone else bake after, I won't do it again>Someone else bake after, I won't do it againSomeone else bake after, I won't do it again>Someone else bake after, I won't do it again
Trump wonIran lostTrump wonIsrael wonTrump won
>>537286564Ugly imagery, even of ones enemies, is not right wing. It comes from left wing genetic tendencies.
please tell me this war will restart on friday night.i need more kikes to die to fpvs drones, and i was promised SJB(starving jeet babies)
>>537286700two different versions of the MOU are being spread, I feel like one side altered their for domestic consumptionsomebody cross referenced the two versions
Any good new Israel salt out since it got signed officially
>>537286643How did he do it?
>>537286741Based fren. This is what people aren't realizing. This is a fundemental reset of US-Iranian relations, like we did with Venezuela. It was a different method of getting there, but we got there :DAlso You looked good in the world cup btw, that was a fun game>>537286758I'll be able to bake the next one if needed
>>537286778Link?
>>537286741It cannot last. If you're an ally of America, you're going down.
>>537286778It looks like all the leaks, which were basically the what Iran first posted. I think US is fucking with the language
>>537286775>>537286564>t.
Uh oh, the strait still has a fee on it. How is Trump going to explain this?
>NBC News about an American official: If the Iranians adhere to the agreement, we will allow investment in rebuilding their countryoh boy, I personally cannot WAIT to invest into a theocracy that could seize my shit at a moments notice with no repercussion! who the fuck is going to invest in iran when we won't even invest in venezuela who's much closer and powerless?
Cope status?
>>537287014a lot of people apparently>Exclusive: Iran deal includes $300 billion fund, more than half of which already committed, source says> A $300 billion private fund designed to trigger investment into Iran is outlined in the U.S.-Iran framework agreement and more than half that sum has already been committed, a source with direct knowledge of the deal told Reuters.>The new fund is a private investment vehicle, not a reconstruction or reparations programme and will not include any government money or grants, the source said, adding that companies based in the U.S., the Gulf Arab states, Asia, South America and Africa have agreed to commit financing.>Iran, one of the Middle East's largest economies, has attracted almost no significant foreign direct investment in the past four decades, frozen out of global capital markets by successive waves of U.S. and international sanctions.>The country has the world's second-largest proven natural gas reserves and the fourth-largest proven oil reserves.>It also has a young, educated population of more than 92 million people, a diversified industrial base and significant untapped potential in sectors ranging from petrochemicals and mining to tourism and agriculture.>The fund will not be created or become operational until a final and satisfactory deal is concluded. The memorandum of understanding, once signed, is intended to structure the process over the next 60 days.https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/iran-deal-includes-300-billion-fund-more-than-half-which-already-committed-2026-06-16/
>>537286878https://xcancel.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2067355025572032834#m
Goddamn imagine having someone turn on you after you literally went to war for their asses, why are jews so spiteful
>>537287014the losing side of a war usually gives in to the demands of the victor.
>havent used dating apps since last year>"fuck it, what's the harm"Why does every girl have a nose ring? What did I miss?
>>537287014It's funny how everyone is focused on down the road and not looking at the next few days and whether ships start passing through the strait as some people think the MOU says. I'm pretty sure that's going to run into a glitch in a day or two and not happen the way people think. All the rest of it is far in the future.
I DENOUNCE the Talmud.I DENOUNCE the Torah.I DENOUNCE the Bible.I DENOUNCE Shiva.
>>537287014>I personally cannot WAIT to invest into a theocracy that could seize my shit at a moments notice with no repercussionWow that's a really good point, anon. If only there were some historical examples of a country that did just that.
>>537287078the real thing you have to question why they went into lebanon to open the second front the moment a ceasefire with iran happened as if it was no longer their businesstank had already amassed and everybody was predicting her in /pig/ that israel would use a ceasefire to start a lebanon war for no reason other than an opportunistic landgrabthis war got no business being fought
>>537287129Go away.
>>537286985by calling whoever asks about it 'a very dumb person' and 'fake news' most likely >>537287014>invest into a theocracy that could seize my shit at a moments notice with no repercussionlike the US and Israel?
>>537287093trump signing it in the palace of versailles is poetic if that rumor is true for the versaille MOU
>>537287063LLM slop but still concerning
—NEW: Under the new Strait of Hormuz and Persian Gulf management, U.S. and coalition warships will no longer be stationed in the Persian Gulf, and will instead relocate to bases in the Gulf of Oman and Arabian SeaUnder the new management, U.S. Navy ships, U.S. Navy-affiliated logistics ships, ships carrying military supplies, and Israeli commercial shipping will no longer be allowed to cross the Strait of Hormuz without explicit permission from the Islamic Republic of Iran.The U.S. 5th Fleet Headquarters in Bahrain, heavily damaged by Iranian strikes, will be decommissioned, and operations will be relocated to ‘another suitable location’, likely Oman. – Sources, citing a U.S. Official@Middle_East_SpectatorLOL litera cuck chair
>>537287193this seems like the US version is the fake onesee>>537286778
>>537286939>the US is fucking with the languagenow what group is infamous for such trickery?
>>537287218yeah i read that today, incredibly funny if true
>>537287129it's a depopulation psyop
>>537287246that sounds earily like the montreux convention
>>537287246Can someone explain to me how Oman has US bases inside it but is also a beneficiary of the PGSA?
>>537286845Thanks. Sending America best wishes!>>537286917Then I hope for permanent friendship. I hope we get there eventually
This fat pedophile retard fat president fat just signed the actual worst deal in the history of humanity.*ahem**clears throat*Kekaraldo!Art of the deal!
>>537287251yep. it's interesting that the US is being so upfront, with the blockade and frozen assets so the circulating report that Trump supposedly made tehran an additional concession in exchange for not bombing Israel seems to be true. one major hurdle is the lebanon issue, lets see what happens by the end of friday
>>537287014It's all oil and gas investments.At least Exxon will get some scrapes I guess
>>537287349oman = good viziersUAE = evil viziers
So everyone except Israel lost? The US doesn't get want it wanted and Iran is letting Iseal bomb lebanon. Both sides are saying that they'll tear up the deal if they don't get what they want, but neither is getting what they want right now and the deal was just signed early.
>>537287351Cheers Iran bro!>>537287432Well, we still have to see. Iran won. WITH A NUCLEAR DEAL, US won too. Israel lost.
>>537287432Iran won biglyUS lost moderatelyIsrael lost bigly (greater israel pretty much dead in the water now)
>>537287432the US signed the memorandum of versailles
>>537287246LOLAmerica needs to be evaporated from orbit.There's no chance this passes congress, not even republicucks are that cucked.
>>537287246Damn they are losing the base for the entire 5th fleet too?Just fucking mogged man
>>537287471US only loses if there's no nuclear deal. With a nuclear deal it's a win.
Guys I trying to get this deal done and I opened the email and clicked on the link to esign even though it was a sketchy link form Pakistan and then I checked my bank account and all my money is gone.I am sick to my stomach I had $300B in there. What do I do?
>>537287246Pool's closed.
>>537287351>permanent friendshipNo no that's exactly how America destroys you. Friendship = death. Luckily the Iranians are probably loyal enough to their people to not accept the money and destroy their country.
>>537287495They don’t even need nukes to discipline you LMAO, it’s a free card they can play for more concessions, in fact it’s the ONLY concession you are getting kekaroo
>>537287246>>537287489>>537287492Isn't it funny that the co-signers of the deal that reduces America from a superpower to a regional power are Jewish?
>>537287246>The U.S. 5th Fleet Headquarters in Bahrain, heavily damaged by Iranian strikes, will be decommissionedPinch me, actually fucking pinch me
>>537287246One thing I learned is these bait accounts are always wrong
>>537286564Israeli sex symbol right there.
We know for a FACT that there is about to be more traffic through the strait than there has been in recent days.Not all ships can go through at once. They have to go just a few at a time. Some will be first to go, then others and others. And the way you take care of that situation is the ships get in line, just like anything. Everybody wants to be first, but someone is already first, so you have to get behind them, and so on. I know at least white people understand how this works.And we have seen this before in the strait when ships were lining up to cross the strait after Trump said the strait was about to open. This was VERY early, March 9.So if the strait starts to open, we will see lines form on the marine tracker. If we don't see that, then the strait is still closed.
>>537286643
>>537287471>Iran won biglyI really don't understand how this can be considered a win for Iran if they have to sacrifice Lebanon to Israel. Not trying to start an argument with you I just don't understand the logic
>>537287730don't a lot of them have to actually fill up? or have they been sitting full this whole time?
>Unified News: A senior political source to "United": Israel did the work in Iran. It opened the skies, provided intelligence, eliminated the commanders, set fire to the territory against the regime, and wiped out missile stockpiles and pyrotechnic factories. Trump took the credit and bragged for a whole year and they kept quiet. "The truth needs to be told, and if we have to go in again, we'll know how to do it on our own."https://x.com/Israeli1News/status/2067328265602117695
>>537287772>considered a win for Iran if they have to sacrifice Lebanon to Israel??did you even look at the MoU? lebanon is mentioned like 3 times. and iran already stated that in the event of a violation of the mou, it will come with a heavy price
Imagine being one of the Gulf States
>>537287829>we'll know how to do it on our ownoh no haha nooo!!
>>537287699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
>>537286834>How did he do it?
>>537287780It think they're probably full.This might be a line forming.
>>537287976it's OILOVER
>>537287840But Israel is already violating the MoU in regards to Lebanon, have stated they have no intention to leave, and Iran signed the MoU early. Like I said in an earlier post they said they could tear it up, but why let it get to this far begin with with violations already happening?
he won
>>537286564>2 days until "Peace Deal™"I'm gonna buy some beers for this Friday, my jewdar is tingling like crazy, happening seems probable.. the yids are definitely up to some shenanigans
But how will this affect the petrodollar?
>>537287829>if we have to go in again, we'll know how to do it on our ownokay, good luck, bye
>>537288104it secures it lol
>>537287730Here's another line that was forming April 17. I'm not sure what was happening then.
>>537287703The language is there the US will remove military from surrounding area
Ismael Baqaei:Iran defeated two nuclear powers that were also supported by other countries.We are not just talking; we are truly a superpower.
>>537288068it has just been signed anon, my guess would be that they are giving the US a chance to rein in israel first to see how serious they are about their commitment
>>537288033I'm not 100% sure of that.
>>537288104Iran is now the co-guarantor
>>537288149why would we need those forces without a blockade? I assume our carriers will be out soon too
>>537287976the international traffic separation scheme in the Strait of Hormuz is currently empty.No ship is going through.
Oil reserves status???
>>537287829israel nearly toppled iran, then the US got in the way
dude.. DUDE!i just realized somethingif things truly go through like they are currently planned... the warhawks were fucking right!USA needed to bomb Iran into nothing yesteryear to avoid losing a big chuck of influence over the regionwtfi'm so sorry mr. bloodfeast, i will never doubt your wisdom again
>>537288104The agreement doesn't kill the petro dollar, but the foundations are crumbling.The foundations of oil are crumbling, every country will be looking to buy chinese electric vehicles and electricity generating devices to reduce it's risk to another oil shock.
>>537288276the US fucked it up by listening to israel, in fact if they didn't snap the escalation spiral up at the highest point (ayatollah assassination) then the US could have calibrated and deescalated at any pointthe Issue is israel, apologize to the authors of the israel lobby
>>537288332>EVs will take over in about two weeks
How did the gay migger spammer an hero?
>>537287246LMAO
>>537288204Watching for the digital signature in that area.
>>537287246>The U.S. 5th Fleet Headquarters in Bahrain, heavily damaged by Iranian strikes, will be decommissionedI feel bad for CENTCOPE..
>>537288362In countries that are allowed to buy ridiculously inexpensive (and nice) chinese EV's, EV's are taking over. It's literally only in the US and frozen tundra countries where EV's aren't taking over.BYD is the #1 selling car brand even in Europe.
>>537288332too late, sorry.i'm a GOPnik now
>>537288454it was a tough job for whoever was running that twitter account
>>537288354>>537288466fugg, time for bed
>>537288466lmaoI'm with you lil' broTrump is a hero, a strategic genius.
>>537288276Eventually it has to either be Israeli or Iranian hegemony because the U.S. wants to disengage to focus on the Pacific. Iranian hegemony is much more likely to be stable as Iran has all the natural qualities necessary for being the greatest power in the region. Israel would have to be propped up by constant U.S. intervention and destabilization. There's just no other way to have 9 million people ruling over hundreds of millions. People who are truly looking out for the USA's best interest should realize that the optimal use of resources here is to make a deal with Iran and put guardrails around their hegemony so they don't rape gulf arabs too much and the U.S. can keep profiting from them without having to deal with the security implications etc
>>537288204>>537288395Jared, did I do this right?
omanchads eating good tonight
>>537287246Can one of you brilliant artist make uncle sam sitting in the cuck chair while Hormuz Chad is fucking
fell for the bait award
Why is the entire world craving for HORMUZZY? Is HORMUZZY really important for 20%? What about the 80%?
>>537288672two LGBT icons in one screencappowerful
>>537288667>uncle sam sitting in the cuck chairno, it should be bibiwe won
>>537288698yeah but only one side is celebrating and baiting all the rabid whiny zionists:D
>>537288667Is this close enough?>>537288638Oman’s the only real country in the gulf besides Iran, and for that they earn the title of Absurdly Based
>>537288672bait, hooked, like and reeled in
>>537288547you better bomb Cuba ASAP, just to be sure.Canada and Greenland too>>537288567>Iranian hegemony is much more likely to be stablethat is simply not the respectable bipartisan way, not interested.
>>537288456and food comes from the grocery store
>>537288720>we wonyeah just like afghanistan and vietnam
>>537288638>in line with international law
>>537288802that would be innocent passage, service fees and non discrimination
The ships don't believe in the deal, or they would be lined up. Why are they smarter than everybody else?
>>537288778we won our liberation from Israeli Rule, we won our sovereigntythis is the biggest win we've had since the revolutionary war
>>537288851I don't believe in tha fale MOU either. There is now way Trump will accept paying Iran 300 billion dollars
>>537288672annoyed at that faggot "WE SHOULD BE GIVING ISRAEL ORDERS" declaring victory when he's a zog supporter
>>537286564Bizraeli here. Do you guys think this will last?
BTW it does not surprise me at all if the fifth fleet is really moved out of Bahrain. As I exclusively reported to /pig/ the base is so comprehensively fucked up that I firmly believe it was Iran's intention to render it both materially and strategically unsalvageable.But hearing whispers of it for the first time fills me with a childlike joy. To think southern Manama, which is close to where my family ancestrally lived, will no longer be home to swarms of niggers stinking up the place with the stench of alcohol, fast food grease and lower mid-tier prostitutes. To think that ridiculous fucking "baseball stadium" will finally be razed to the ground. To think you would no longer need a mutt security permit to literally enter a public area of your own country. To think that whole suburb will become an unwilling monument to Iranian and Shi'a power. Thank you Iran. As if I wasn't grateful enough
>>537288941I already predicted wrong said there would be no deal.
>>537288902oh my sweet summer child, if only I still had your innocent optimism. this shit is just a delaying action because they got checkmate on us, not a long term permanent peace
>>537288906I can see it as a 300 billion (but you must only purchase what we let you from American companies) investment rather than a donation I'm guessing they don't want a repeat of what happened in Afghanistan which is currently starving
>>537286777I'm not even a tit man, but DAMN
>>537288979The Bahrain Royalty is still alive but are they willing to give in Iran Demands? Bahrain anon?
>>537288851because unlike us they might blow up for guessing wrongIran's airspace remains closed as well, probably signalling their seriousness to launch on Israel if they don't knock it the fuck out
Mraikh and Ye Chi may be lining up for a blockade run.
>According to Israeli websites, Hezbollah has started using more lethal ammunition than RPG warheads in its FPV suicide drones. At one of the Israeli occupation army's positions in southern Lebanon, a drone got caught in a net placed on a Hummer vehicle. >It was found to be carrying an armor-piercing warhead, likely belonging to a MILAN missile, which is a joint French-German production from the 1960s but is very effective against armor. It is probable that Hezbollah obtained this type of missile from the black market, especially in Syria, as many parties have used this missile, particularly the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF), which received many shipments of this type of projectile from France during the war on ISIS. >According to these websites, the operators of these drones have been observed in some videos published by Hezbollah's media changing the targeting angles from top to bottom to achieve maximum penetration of Israeli armored vehicles.https://xcancel.com/ME_Observer_/status/2067392516282847248
>>537288902we'll see. I hope it does. for the first time ever, I mean ever in human history since the establishment of the financial kike empire, it seems like that might be possible. >>537288941for this to work Israel needs to abandon its regional territorial ambitions and take its lumps without complaining. this is the most likely point of failure. and the bombing of Lebanon either needs to stop or the Iranians need to abandon Hezbollah. both of which also seem quite unlikely. but $300b and unchallenged dominion over the Persian Gulf must smell pretty sweet...
So does it just not matter that they're bombing the shit out of each other still in Lebanon?
>>537288979iran showing how to actually liberate a country
>>537287699One step closer to freedom
>>537288979cheersare you sunni or shia? do you support the regime? I understand if you don't want to answer lol but I'm very curious about Bahrain
>>537289135When was the last time Israeli ordnance exploded in Lebanon?
>>537289135It doesn't count if both sides are breaching the MoU by shooting each other because the punishment for breaching the MoU is shooting each otherIran wants to leave Lebanon open as long as possible so they can deplete Israeli armor and moralethe US wants the strait open with as little fuss as possiblethey will pretend everything that is less than air strikes on Beirut/Tel Aviv isn't happening
>>537289191Appears to be ongoinghttps://x.com/InfoSudLiban/status/2067392448565826012
>>537288941Depends on what you mean by this.I believe the US will do whatever Iran wants because we need the strait open or our country that eats 20 billion barrels a day of oil, 70% of which is for driving, will literally stop working.Will the war end? Well, we will see if Israel comes to it's senses when it's forced to fight alone. Either way it's not likely to be a long war.So yea, I think this will last at least until most of the world has already bought Chinese EV's and solar panels (except for us, security issue please understand) and installed nuclear so we can be the last one buying oil and so it'll be cheap regardless, but of course in this scenario the petro dollar dies and the empire along with it so we no longer will want to fight Iran anyway.
>>537289054RUN NIGGA, RUUUUUUUUUUN
https://files.catbox.moe/ucs0bl.mp3
>>537287829By all means, we're out though, have fun :^)
>>537288999no, this is going to last we need that strait open for the forseeable futureSee:>>537289290
>>537288567>because the U.S. wants to disengage to focus on the PacificLol noDonnie betrayed UkraineHe betrayed IsraelAnd he will betray Taiwan. Soon you'll start hearing how China always owned Taiwan and now it's gonna be a bigly great deal for them to accept chinky occupation. That you retards still don't get that he's a Russian asset tasked with ending American hegemony around the world is truly funny.
>>537289290>20 billion barrels a day of oillmao, 20 million, sorryI'm sure it'll be 20 billion in 5 years at the rate large pick-up trucks are selling.
>>537288667>please make fun of me and call me a cuck bros lol im in on the joke too!!!american moment
>>537288224agreed 100% my rabbi told me hashem demands more one-off symbolic victoriesthe less operationally meaningful the better
>>537289335who gives a shit about Ukraine?
>>537289043The fifth fleet is a U.S. base. What happens to it is the U.S. choice only. Now I do wonder what Bahrain government will do with all that free land they'll have all of a sudden. Will they actually want to build a suburban residential area whose origin and existence would be directly to the credit of Iran?>>537289174I am shi'a. It's not even risky for me to say I oppose them, they're well aware ~90% of native bahrainis do and that's being charitable
>>537289335the US is still fully behind ukraine and about 70% of their establishment backs
>>537289393Apparently Russia does
>>537289383You think I'm some disgusting migger, no I want it to shame them nonstop
the autistic german anon is going to be euthanised in 24 hours now that the war is over. make sure to say something nice to him before he passes
>>537289405just make it a yachting marina
We don't need womenMenAlwaysGetAlong
>>537289427nobody cares if donny or any other jew lover runs america, its all the same shit and you (all of you lot, every single one) lost
Yeah I'm sure glad all of you fucking niggers are celebrating while Lebanon is being razed to the ground. Hezbollah didn't need to enter this war you know, they could've just let Iran deal with it. Instead, Hezbollah decided to open up a united front against the kikes in order to aid Iran, and what do the Iranians do to show their gratitude? They make peace with the Americans, they say "any ceasefire violations from Israel will face harsh retaliation" while Israel is literally bombing the south as we speak, they're spitting on the blood of the Lebanese martyrs who DIED FOR THEM! Fucking Persian bastards, may you rot in hell. If the men in Lebanon have to kill every kike themselves to liberate their land, they will.
>>537289507all I want to know is whether kushner and witkoff will be involved
>>537289405>I am shi'a
>>537288979People often forget the unseen cost of Mutt base in your country: niggers.
>>537289605Externalities
>>537289507>weird little gay kid why do foreigner simp for him so much?
>>537289547ehhh give it a couple of weeks. don't be so hasty to judge. Hezbollah is full of tough guys, they can put up with more fighting at the current rate and they don't seem to think they've been abandoned just yet.
>>537289638What do you specific disagree on with his analysis?
>>537289507Fuentes should stick to text
>>537286741Alliance? Is this how the raped burger bitches call this tremendous ass raping they received?
So the strait is open now*, and all those red ships are oil tankers, and they're just clumped up outside Dubai. They're not headed out of the Gulf. They've been stuck in there for months, and now the strait is open, and they're just sitting there, not trying to get out. Are they retarded?*This has been 100% solidly verified by all sources.
>Trump formally signs the surrender to Iran in Versailles There's an irony there.
>>537289405I mean Bahrain got heavily bombed by Iran a lot so I don't know if the Bahrain Royalty is willing to build an area for Iran's credit but I assume the Royalty will have no choice but to accept Iran's demand since Iran is slowly becoming a regional superpower. Anyway, congrats Bahrain anon. I hope my country does the same...
>>537289674>implying anyone is going to read thatlol why are you so silly? >>537289703how mad are you we are best frens with Venezuela? Cuba is next btw.
President of Iran holding the signed MoU
>>537289706I doubt Iran will open the Strait until the US lifts their blockade
>>537289733I like this one better
>>537289728Forgot your flag for a second private hernandez. Should we translate it into your native spanish?
>>537289733sauce?
>>537289706I guarantee the banks are at least three time as skeptical as you are at this point
>>537288902Dude you are now going to be punished even harder for failing. Lol lmao
>>537289706they are not going to move before the lebanon issue is resolved
>>537289809https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/33705
>>537289807>shills for señor fuentes>makes spanish jokesnot too bright are you eurozoom?
>>537288365Dilated too hard Leading cause of deads in shills.Also being crushed by a train.
>>537289659Do you know what the fuck you're even talking about? Lebanon was abandoned by Iran, no two ways about it. Iran promised missiles at Israel in the event of a strike on Beirut, and they instead signed a fucking ceasefire with the US. They're selling out Lebanon so the US can give them some blood money, and they're willing to wash their hands of it as long as they're getting paid.
>>537289547Sand people are funny
>>537289824will the jews make the senate convict trump?
>>537289876it is called meta irony, denounce maimonides or the squid gets it
>>537289900your shilling this narrative to the western net isn't going to magically make Hezbollah stop droning your kibbutzes
>>537289507Will be funny if America cucks even harder during these 60 days. Iran should have waited these 4 weeks to drain the SPR fully, by then Trump would have given them parts of New York if they asked.
>>537289968>maimonidesI genuinely had to google it lol, sure I denounce it.
>>537290006Even if tankers started booking it from the gulf today they wouldn't actually reach us before those 4 weeks are up
OHWhat a glorious day /pig/ !!!We won! israel lost!I feel like dancing a little jig, I'm so giddy !!
>>537290006what just happened is Trump laid out what Iran could get if they agree to a nuclear deal they probably would've agreed to without a war lol. They would be wise to do so desu.
My pledge was contingent both on something being signed AND the strait being open on Monday. If there are not ships going through on that day, I do not have to go through with my pledge.
>>537286985"It's not a toll, it's a service" — which everyone sensible already predicted, but miggers gonna mig
>>537286661The foremost fishie is two-faced.>breddy accurate imo
>>537290079You're just trying to weasel out of not being able to nigger for a week
>>537290017based, jews atypical get pissed when I bring up their rambam being a racist and hatepreacher
>>537290042No but restrictions can be put in place without causing pannick if you know supplies are on the way
>>537289908He will be punished for prioritizing his bd over the chosen.
>>537287699Congrats bro
>>537290090The US version of the MOU says "no charge."
We won but we can't go home yetOn Friday we'll go to the south en masseVICTORIOUS
>>537290003and your shilling this narrative to the eastern net isn't going to magically make Israel stop carpet bombing your towns.Guess who's killing more?
>>537290117No, it was always the strait being opened Monday because I didn't trust the MOUs to be sufficient.
the orange retarded really signed in versailles on camera...https://xcancel.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2067401088139997287#mwho is gonna tell him?
>>537290236Well, it's not Monday yet
>>537287129>What did I miss?jews continuing to degrade the breeding stock through social media
>>537290254does nobody in the white house know anything about anything?
>>537290176for 60 days>>537286778
>>537290254The cheese eat surrender monkey meme is no longer I hearby declare the the phrase to the burger eating surrender mutts
>>537290193Careful, jews like to kill unarmed civilians.
Dumping Isn'trael for a US-Iranian strategic alliance is literally the only thing orange man could do that would make me like him again.
>>537290193Be careful lebanonanonanon
>Trump to meet Iranian leaders for the first time face to face in Geneva.how much do you think did this factor in his decision? he always seemed like he wanted to be the first president to talk to them in person and sign a deal
>>537290366Venezuela: FRENSIran: FRENSCuba: FRENS (Soon)our buddy Kim in North Korea is already a fren.
>>537290313Im sure they do but their voter base does not so it doesnt matter.
Scenes from Kfar Tibnit in southern Lebanon a few minutes ago, with ongoing violent clashes and intense Zionist bombardment.https://t.me/Alibk3/26671Yeah I don't think they're withdrawing
>Iran wins>US says they will protect Iran from now onIsrael mega fucking lost, holy shit. They fell for the orange man and got too greedy and got fucking obliterated.What is it, 40 years of asking for this war? Then they get fucking annihilated lmao
>>537290353the canola oil slurping runaway thugs
>>537286564imgban test!
>>537290366>Dumping Israel We have hope that Trump will move closer to Germany now.
>>537290366Iran is the larger country with a bigger economy, it would be retarded to every side with Israel against them. Actually it was always retarded to side against Muslims and with jews, and it was an entirely religiously based policy, not a practical one.
>>537290452Could be their last minute tantrum like they always do
>>537290452the next few days will be interesting to see. either israel cucks or things might escalate heavily
>>537288224That is the current Israeli cope, correct
>>537290452Hasn't been signed yet. Little pariah will get bent over a table in a bit.
>>537290193happy for you king
>>537286564yay I found one!!!how many MoU’s have there been today bros?
>>537290457I voted for this >>537290533No, it was signed by both presidents.
trannies status?
>>537290533It's literally already been signed by both parties >>537290313>>537289798
>Ghalibaf: "The true way to avenge the martyred Imam is the destruction of Israel, and liberation of Jerusalem. One hundred Netanyahus are not worth the shoelace of the martyred Imam."
>>537289507>100 billion in frozen assetslol it's even worse than previously reported
>>537286845I would like to visit Iran someday desu
>>537290452wait, apparently thats hezbollah doing the bombing!?
>>537290568I thought signing is Friday? Does it go into effect now or Friday?
>>537290589ghalibaf studied quranic logistics while trump studied the art of the deal
>>537290589>Iran is now focused on Israel>frens with USthis is the outcome I was hoping for, and for it to happen Iran needed to stop chimping out and come to their senses to make a deal with the US. I gained a lot of respect for them. >>537290649I don't travel much, I hate flying. But I'd love to see ancient sites.
>>537290653That doesn't look like artillery.
I'm guessing that iran already have a nuke and have had one for a while because they've had the capability to refine above 90% for decades now and they also have the missile tech to load it into.
>>537288456>It's literally only in the US and frozen tundra countries where EV's aren't taking over.Crazy how fast this country has degenerated into late-soviet stagnation>decrepit leadership>inefficient state-financed industry>elections that mean nothing>military failure
>>537290666Now, satan
>>537290653>>537290653Hezbochads are unleashedAgreement is signednobody cares what happens to Israel as long as it doesn't extend past Haifa>>537290589:D
>>537290553ngl, if this whole mess finally made him realize how badly the Israel influence has been fucking over the US and he becomes orange hitler and gets rid of AIPAC and the rest of the Israel influence in the US, he'd be great again.
https://www.ms.now/news/senate-republicans-skeptical-trump-iran-dealI'm waiting for more of this
Israel by policy no longer does warning sirens. If you got no interceptors and no early detection it was bad policy to do the sirens. Telling people there is an impact in 40 seconds hardly makes a difference.
>>537290193nigga 10% of the country got levelled and there is no long-term solution in sightit could have been worse but lebanon and southerners are objectively the biggest losers in this entire conflict
>>537290653Interesting, it looks the WP shells the idf likes usingthere's a few more low quality pics on tg but it's hard to tell
>>537290746Irrelevant as it isn't a treaty
>>537290752I was actually surprised how much Trump attacked Israel today about Lebanon. He's got your back, just get Hezbollah to complement him and say he's based and he'll help you. If you're mean you're fucked. >>537290742We're no doubt heading for some kind of decoupling. I doubt it'll be huge like you say because of how comped our congress is, but the relationship is different.
>>537290752They’ll be free of Jews. Thats more than we can say.
>>537290809It's a good way to collapse the global economy if not followed
>>537288698
>>537290752>there is no long-term solution in sightyes there isyou're now part of the Emerald Crescent Coalition, formerly the Persian Empire
>>537290752Seriously. The only way you could spin even a little bit of this as a positive is if you go by the notion that whatever makes Iran richer will in turn make Hezbollah richer, but that's stupid
>>537290809the JCPOA was never ratified either. congress is irrelevant and just a bunch of money laundering faggots
>>537290752in absolute terms yes, in relative terms noisrael lost the most, US second
1) Are people aware that this is not the final deal and Iran is definitely going to give concessions in the nuclear program 2) Are people aware that the US isn't giving money directly to Iran-- it's unfreezing our own money and investment from multiple countries
>>537290812>We're no doubt heading for some kind of decoupling. I doubt it'll be huge like you say because of how comped our congress is, but the relationship is different.Has it not occurred to you that this is theatre?
>>537290752If it wasn't for Iran your entire country would look like the south right now
>>537290910>give concessions in the nuclear programwho fucking cares? They've got the ability to lock down the world economy with conventional munitions.
>>537290910they're either too retarded to know that or they're pretending to be retarded>>537290925keep me posted
>>537290812>trump’s gibraltic ego buckbroke the jewsI unironically fucking kneel
>>537290910>unfreezing our own moneydiaspoid tranny?
>>537289507>This little homo that nobody with a career of any seriousness would touch with a ten foot pole has inside infoSure
>>537290653hezbollah doesn't even need to be mentioned in the MOU. they can expel israel all by themselves. kikes are pathetic
>>537290963they fucked around on his birthday
>>537290910Did you read the MoU? Trump gave huge concessions already
>>537290936If it wasn't for Hezbollah Iran would've lost Syria in 2011 and Israel would've been regularly performing "grass mowing" operations in Iran instead of Lebanon. The fucking Persians owe Lebanon, and they need to tear up this treaty and keep firing until Israel is a smouldering crater.
>>537289507FUCK OFF
>>537290910I don't think Iran and the US are going to agree on the nuclear thing. Trump says Iran can never have nukes no matter what, but it's kind of existential for Iran to have a nuke they can threaten Tel Aviv with to keep Israel in line. Look how badly they got bombed by Israel and USA when they didn't have nukes. Never would have happened if Israel believed they might catch a 1mton nuke in response.
>>537290999TRVKE
>>537290910Concessions on?name a single thing to expect to be given up since US has shown their position is very weak?
>>537290752i agree short-term you definitely suffered the most, but all the new revenue streams iran has gained is going to rebuild your destroyed parts in a relatively short time i think
>>537291035>but it's kind of existential for Iran to have a nuke they can threaten Tel Aviv with to keep Israel in linehas it ever occurred to you that they may allow Israel to continue to commit nuisance attacks so they can continue chipping away at them?almost like mowing a lawn
>>537291035Iran never had nukes get the fuck out bibi.
>>537290910You feel so hurt yourself that you’re already trying to make a fuss here, Reddit-style.Iran will close the Strait of Hormuz at the slightest provocation; the midterm elections are getting closer.Trump would suck off every mullah just to get them to stop fucking him over.It’s a massive L - a war lost in a ridiculous way under ridiculous terms. 300+ trillion dollars in reparations?The loser pays the winner. Who’s supposed to pay?You think war sucks now? Well, get used to losing.
>>537291103>has it ever occurred to you that they may allow Israel to continue to commit nuisance attacksnot possible without major US assistance in hardware and resources, and theres simply no appetite for that anymore
>>537290752I know 5aye bas we have to convince the refugees to leave, I work around refugee centers (schools here in Saida) I congratulate them on victory so they'd pack up and go home on Friday, Saida was never meant to house hundreds of thousands of refugees
>>537291103It's possible but highly unlikely Israel is in a very bad spot globally.
>>537291132Didn't even hit the big one, we surrendered the ME to Iran.
>>537291198In Lebanon it is 100% and we're still planning to build a massive base in Israel along the border w/ Gaza
>>537291198>not possible without major US assistance in hardware and resources, and theres simply no appetite for that anymoreI assure you we're still gonna foot the bill.
>>537291035Iran is part of the NPT, they're not going to say that they have a nuke publicly unless forced to do so by a war.It's an easy concession for them to make, and Trump can parade that as a win, even though that has always been their stance.They key on that is if they keep the enriched Uranium to quickly put one together or have already made some hidden ones and can give some leftovers of enriched Uranium away.
>>537291243you didnt specify in your post. but also, lebanon is mentioned thrice in the MoU and covered by the ceasefire. any violation will immediately warrant a response from iran and we are back to square one
>>537290193>>537290752Stay safe frens. I hope one way or another lebanon regains its lands and does not experience anything like this again.>>537291035I don't think you realize just how easy it is to quickly enrich uranium to weapons-grade if you already have a substantial civilian nuclear program.Many non-nuclear countries like Japan, South Korea, Turkey etc. can zerg rush to a nuke within days if they wanted to. If Iran gets the U.S. to allow it a civilian program, they can "peacefully" gradually build up their infrastructure to a similar point of nuclear latency.That's why Israel didn't tolerate the JCPOA. They don't want Iran to have a nuclear program whatsoever
>>537290959>>537290910>they're too retarded to know that murica won, ackshullycope harder faggots lol
>>537291298There's no point having nukes secretly since the purpose is deterrence.
>>537291243Lmao. Heageth you need to be more worried about your job at this point than Israel.
>>537291344the US and Iran won, Israel lost. It's the best outcome.
>>537291243>In Lebanon it is 100% and we're still planning to build a massive base in Israel along the border w/ Gazathis is going to end horrible
>>537291310They never stopped firing on Lebanon, they're violating thr ceasefire as we speak, and Iran's doing fucking nothing.
>>537291314turkey unveiling an ICBM this year was a message to israel>our breakout time is all it takes to put the bomb on the ICBM
Alright goyim, one more bake and then i have to go
>>537291348There are reasons to have them hidden, Israel has nukes hidden that they never acknowledge they have for example.
>>537291459>re violating thr ceasefire as we speak, and Iran's doing fucking nothing.because hezbollah is fighting back and managing to keep them at back, there have been no attacks on beirut since the last chimpout
>>537291310>>537291459>Iran's doing fucking nothing.>any violation will immediately warrant a response from iran and we are back to square oneThe response from Iran is counter-strike by Hezbollah. As long as Israel doesn't hit Beirut, Iran will not escalate. As long as Hezbollah doesn't hit past the "northern settlements", the US won't escalate. This is the same pattern that has held for the past week or so and is highly to Israel's detriment. >>537291451yeah no shit
Just saw the news.TOTAL US HUMILIATION.
>>537291518*keep them at bay
>>537291459We're used to it Amerinon, Leb has been bombed ever since I was a wee lad, if we're not getting bombed then we fear the worst
>>537291511If Israel had nukes they would have used them in response to missiles blowing up in down town Tel Aviv, don't you think?
They're going for it.
>>537291526>As long as Israel doesn't hit Beirut, Iran will not escalate. As long as Hezbollah doesn't hit past the "northern settlements", the US won't escalate.exactly which is why when israel chimped out and hit beirut, tehran cancelled negotiations and trump immediately made additional concessions to stop iran from hitting israel
>>537291526The past week didn't have a get the fuck out clause you copers are so funny.
>>537291507You don't have anywhere else to be
>>537288454Ironically that's probably the face-saving excuse for pulling out of the area
>>537291575Nope, both Pakistan and China said that if Israel used nukes, they'd nuke Israel.
>>537291575No
>>537291596I'm sorry that reality is not aligning with your emotional needs. I suggest cardio.
>>537288638>has grantedfunny wording
>>537291575Nukes will never be used by any one country because, once one nuke goes, all nukes from everyone else goes. MAD is still very much in effect
>>537291559Yea why do you think I'm an "amerinon" khayyo?
>>537291664Just make sure you don't eat drones as you leave Lebanon faggot. Welcome to reality.
>>537291559Lebanon used to be ranked one of the most beautiful places on earth. Let alone one of the richest. Then israel got involved to destroy it
>>537291628I promised your mom I'd blow her back out tonightNEW BREAD>NEW BREADNEW BREAD>NEW BREAD>>537291685>>537291685>>537291685
>>537291712I'm tired of hearing midwits parrot this like they're fucking geniuses
>>537291777muslim refugees destroyed it, pushed by israelbut they caused it
>>537291847Why because it goes over your dumbass brain
>>537291777It's kind of crazy seeing how prosperous the ME actually was before Israel fuckery.
>>537291712MAD only applied between the USA and Russia back when they had tens of thousands of nukes each.
>>537291559>>537291766*khayyi
>>537291766Aaaahh Khayyo is Syrian>>537291957Phew thought you were a Shakika Anon for a sec
>>537287246Lmao.
>>537286778>somebodyJam it up your ass, rabbi, and all the gullible fuckwits can partake as well. You first, though.
