>shits on your floor>breaks your things>doesn't listen to you
>>537289305>infects you with toxoplasmosis
>>537289305sounds like my wife
>>537289749-rimshot!- badum tsssss!
>>537289305>protects the house from mice and aliens
Nah. Cats are bro tier. Mine shit outside, have cat door. They also kill anything in a 300ft radius of the house. Birds, snakes, rats, squirrels, voles etc al. Sometimes, even leave one or three at the back door as proof they are doing their job and earned their supper. Thems good boys.
>>537289305 >shits on your floor >breaks your things >doesn't listen to youIs this about Trump?
>>537289305If a cat hates you, then you deserve it.
>>537289521cats arent actually a strong toxo vector bc they become immune after their 2 week infection & shedding phase. you get it from parasite oocysts in soil, meat etc which came from a cat at some point but not from the cat itself, especially if its an indoor cat as it wont be infected virtually ever
>>537289305I you keep a cat indoors you deserve it.
>>537289305But enough about jeets amirite?
>>537289305Cats are Jewish.
>>537289305>shits on your floor>breaks your things>doesn't listen to youBut enough about jews
>>537289880>even leave one or three at the back door as proof they are doing their job and earned their supperthey're not earning their supper, they're leaving gifts for the family. you're supposed to eat those
>>537289305My cat looks like this. he shits in his box, kills flies, comes when I call him, and loves cuddles. I guess cats suck in worst korea.
>>537289305My cats never did those.
>>537289305>lays on my things>follows me everywhere>loves me unconditionally>makes cute sounds and cuddles with meI love her
>>537289305That's a weird dog
>>537289305>14/10, best mistake of my life
>>537291356
Cats are jeets?
>>537290645CIDF is here
toxofags are another species I tells ye
>>537292055She's gorgeous
>>537289305Wut. Cats want to cover their shit. The only way they shit on your floor is if they have no other place to shit. That's a (you) problem. I miss my cats. I'm sad now. I'm going to go sleep while I still can before I have to get up.
>>537289305shit. op here on a vpn. posted wrong pic
>>537289305Bug men and non whites can't comprehend animal husbandry as it is an inherently white concept. It takes forethought and intelligence to train an animal rather than killing it on the spot.
My shop cats love swatting at wrenches. Worst helpers ever. Love em
>>537293036You have to apply animal husbandry to them as well. Of course they don't understand it.
>>537289305They're high IQ individualists, respect is earned not given automatically
>>537289305Really shouldn't be shitting on your floor, they are born knowing how to use the litter box. Otherwise, carry on.
>>537289305I have a cat that looks just like that and he's cool as fuck and huge. He probably runs the neighborhood and kills chud cats for fun
>>537294170>average house cat has a higher iq than a jeet. better hygiene and waste management skills too>>537294390kys furry
forgot this
>>537289749But you can't beat a cat that's cruel
I've heard that cats are evil and are used in witchcraft ceremonies.
>>537294614
>>537289305I have the opposite problem. My cat is well behaved and literally loves me too much and because they're nocturnal he won't let me sleep at night. I can never be on my phone or go to the bathroom in peace. I haven't slept a full night in 3 years bros...
>>537289305My father died Monday and today I rehomed his cat to a crazy cat lady.The cat was a real asshole and my father had his moments.
>>537289305just bop him on the head, like this
>>537294751someone please make this into a pizzacake edit>>537294913sorry for your loss anon.
>>537289305Mine doesn't shit on the floor or break my things. He's actually extremely chill. He mostly doesn't listen to me though.
>>537289305The only thing my cat does that is a little strange is kill squirrels, but they're those invasive American grey ones, so she's doing a good job.If a cat likes you it will listen to you.
>>537289305(is cute)(wins)
>>537294522Take your meds nigga
my cat is worth more than all the poojeets, niggers, shitskin gooks and kikes combined
>>537300157I hope you are well versed to enthusiast cat care. This planet is completely loaded full over the top with the most thoughtless most deliberately dangerous lack of true veterinary medicine and the pet food in purposely contaminated. A whole planet worth of perma-miserized people who don't change when you give them the gold ounce that makes new imagination a reality. As the rarest put in the effort that makes all of the cat and dog friend's sun shine every last day.
>>537289880i actually hate cats especially indoor ones, indoor cats are max cuckoldry but we did have this black cat we rescued from near death who just lived in the garage. She was honestly just so grateful and happy to have someone looking after her, I remember she would constantly hunt things and bring them to us like sometimes 2 or 3 different things a day. She died years ago but honestly probably the only cat I ever liked, just not even a shred of that evil cat attitude they have where you just know they would kill you and eat you if they were bigger. My sister has an indoor cat that is such a spoiled annoying useless piece of shit I honestly don't even understand what the point of it is.
>>537289305Nothing personal, sport
ALL FELINE HATERS WILL BURN IN HELL.
>>537292055True love
Kitten.
>>537289305Awwwwww...
>>537300157Yes
>>537289305My cat has never shat in the house, ever. When he breaks something it is an accident. He does listen but there is no guarantee he'll do as you say.He catches vermin. He scares evil spirits. He invites angels. Jews hate him. Cats are holy animals fuck you OP, I know you are jewish.
>>537289305I've had my girl for 6 years now. She's a picky eater, is sly (can open doors, scares the shit out of me at night and revels in it), but she's my little baby.
>>537289880They're bringing in all that filth and parasites into your house which I'm sure smells like piss
ATTENTION NIGGERS: All peoples of the world love cats. Except for one "tribe".Take one fucking guess who is behind these posts.
>>537289305Never had that kind of problem when I had a black cat
>>537289880They aren't giving you gifts, they think you're a shit hunter. They're trying to feed you because they think you're retarded.
>>537300157These silly cats and their views on international banking.
>>537289305>be silly>be dummy>be happyIts ok korea bro. You guys only started growing souls in the last century, it'll come in time.
Day of the Rope for cat haters ?
>>537289305das ritenow clean it up
>>537301716If you let your cats outside, they won't even think about pissing and shitting inside
>>537291319Cats catch the jews
>>537292055that cat looks blind
>>537289305I love cats so much it's unreal
>>537290645tell me about cwd
>>537302123Only whites and white adjacents (chinx not included) can appreciate pets. Niggers eat and crucify them
>>537291333thepostthedigits
Threw my back out getting my mom's cat out of a tree the other day. He's been glued to my lap since.
whats the deal with cat haters? even his nigger can appreciate some cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmx9CJQ4Ucw
>>537302645blessed creatures
>>537301355Lots of cats are just like the one you had in the garage
>>537300157
>>537302841Competition for white people's attention
>>537289305>doesn't listen to youimagine being such a loser that even cats don't respect you
>>537289305Sounds like scumbag human beings that can't raise animals properly, Chinkoreanese flag Anon
>>537289943Words
>>537289305I dunno, my cat, for all 21 years that I had her, was quiet, incredibly well-behaved, and would obey certain things like a dog. Granted, I do recognize I had an infinitely better cat than most people seem to.
>>537289305They shit in a box and the dog comes by and eats the shit for a snack
>>537289305> Most evolved, most successful mesopredator> Absolute murder machine > Reproduction rates nearly matching rabbits> Aesthetic af> Equally apt at social life as it is at being an innawoods lonerCats are probably the greatest fetish (as in, symbol of power, anthropologically speaking, not a sexual fetish) a man could adopt. Hating them is honestly as unnatural as loving snakes and spiders.
>>537303665good post, totally agree.is there a better word than fetish? lmfao
>>537303378Admittedly, lots of normies think that way. I let my cat go out, but only when I'm there, around her, she stays around my feet and sometimes scouts around a bit, but never too far, and if she seems like she's going to leave my sight, I say "noooo" and she immediately yips and comes back. Pretty much everyone of my neighbors have commented they didn't know you could teach that to a cat. One old lady I swear thought she'd seen me "talk" cat from the look on her face.
>>537303665pound for pound the cat is nature's purr-fect killing machine
>>537289305My cat has literally never once shit outside his litter box in eleven years.
>>537291356Incorrect. They may not understand why they do it but it is instinctual. Their brave ancestors were trained and learned that disposing of vermin led to rewards and praise; ergo, the equally brave progenitors of those fine felines living today do the same proudly. If your catto brings you the carcass of a varmint, please reward them with some high quality goycatslop, or perhaps even human goyslop.
>>537289305>shits on your floorNot true.>breaks your things>doesn't listen to youVery true. Cats are more individualistic as they are not herd animals.
>>537303864>is there a better word than fetish? lmfaoNone comes to mind. Artefact? Doesn't really mean the same thing at all. I think sexual fetishes derives from the anthropological meaning too, since initially it was mostly toward the externalization of sexual drive into an (unrelated) object (so, the object as symbol of your sexual power, does that make sense?). Anyways, cats, man. Cats.
>all these black cats ittBased. This lil fur ball invaded my house and my heart.
>>537303930Lust provoking image.
>>537304199I miss when my tux was so little.
>>537289305>Refuse to take responsibility and train/educate your cat.>Get upset when it hasn't learned anythingeducate your cats and your people and yourselves.
