“We’re On A Mission From Allah”Cartoon Published 06/17/2026Who won the war with Iran? Some anti-America propagandists say Iran won. Nope—Iran clearly lost. Their country suffered significant damage. Their missile production capability was destroyed. The US and Israel controlled their airspace. The US Navy’s blockade in the Persian Gulf was, for the most part, left unchallenged by Iran and it prevented their oil sales. Iran’s regime would have become less stable when it could not pay their own troops.President Trump said the Iranian leaders are ’strong,’ and ’smart. He said he never cared about regime change in Iran. He said this after destroying several tiers of their leadership, but Iran is decentralized and new leaders instantly take control. Those leaders control the IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps) and modern weapons including drones.Other leaders are the mullahs who carry on the medievalism. It’s a strange mixture to be sure—and a dangerous one. Iran is currently predicated on the destruction of Israel and America. They have suffered a setback, but their goal remains alive. They may be smart, but their theocracy is irrational. The regime spends much of its money on war and funding proxies that terrorize Israel. Meanwhile, their citizens are running out of water. The regime can only be stopped with boots on the ground and Trump won’t do that—our country has had enough of forever wars.Still, one thing has been made clear—the surrounding Muslim countries actually sided with Israel against Iran and that’s progress. (cont.)
>>537295252Iran lost the initial battle, but that doesn’t mean they won’t keep fighting. After all, they’re on a mission from Allah. Meanwhile, we saw the old Iranian flag—the Persian flag—being waved at Iran’s World Cup soccer match. It featured the lion on it and most Iranian expats want an end to the theocracy. Many inside Iran want regime change as well, but the IRGC and the mullahs are willing to wipe out as many of their citizens as it takes to retain power.— The GrrrTeam
>>5372952521. Everybody Ceasefire 60 days2. respect sovereignty and territorial integrity3. commit to final deal in maximum 60 days, extendable.4. both sides agree to remove the blockade. US to remove forces from “proximity” of Iran ( we will see what that means)5. Hormuz open for 60 days. The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialogue with the Sultanate of Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz in discussion with other Persian Gulf littoral states in line with the applicable international law and the sovereign rights of coastal states of the Strait of Hormuz.6. The US undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with at least $300 billion for the reconstruction and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The mechanism for the implementation of this plan will be finalized as part of a final deal within 60 days.All required licenses, waivers and permissions needed for the relevant financial transactions will be granted by the United States of America. 7. The US undertakes to terminate all types of sanctions in an agreed-upon schedule as part of the final deal. 8. The Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. 9. Pending the final deal, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree to maintain the status quo. The Islamic Republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, and the United States of America will not impose any new sanctions and will not deploy additional forces in the region.10. The US will provide temporary sanctions relief while negotiating.11. The US will release the 24 billion in frozen assets, but only as payments from central bank of Iran.12. MOU monitored by both parties.13. Start negotiating.14. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding [UN Security Council] resolution. Can anyone explain to me how this is a bad deal?
>>537295252I hate these fake Ben Garrisons.
Ben Garrison is an embarrassing know nothing faggot and it's a damn shame that anons no longer bother finding his original work.
>>537295454What's funny is that Ben posted here for a while and we explained things to him but he refused in the end after getting conned by Kushner mods
>>537295454Bit of a shame because he's the only political cartoonist who can draw worth a shit.
>>537295433I think the worst part of this deal might actually be point 14.Iran has broken every deal they ever made. When they break this deal, its has the force of an already BINDING UN Sec council resolution .... The US can literally do a KOREA style invasion, using anyone who wants to go.And the 300 billion, its a fuckign loan, from other gulf states ... administered by the US, who controls the waivers for it. Its basically, "we will loan you the money to build only what we say you can build." Of course that mean allowin Haliburton into the country btw ... "US approved contractors"after I read the deal, I dont understand the loatin by the Iranians. Are they crazy.
>>537295252You lost tranny.
continued>>537295433>5. Hormuz open for 60 days. The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialogue with the Sultanate of Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz in discussion with other Persian Gulf littoral states in line with the applicable international law and the sovereign rights of coastal states of the Strait of Hormuz. >in line with the applicable international law >in line with the applicable international law >in line with the applicable international law In others FREE PASSAGE through international watersThis deal is NONE of the thins the Iran shills say it is. "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away"Anyways the US has no intention of doin this deal, they will extend it past the midterms and go back to bombingg Iran. Thats what is going to happen.
>>537295700Stop copingmoney is fungable retard
>>537295782How?Did you even read the MOU? Its got more holes then swiss cheese. The only money the Iranians et is the frozen assets ... ie, money the US STOLE from them.
>>537295454It was mainly his gag wife seething about Buttnut and his mangoes.
>>537296078That's the same thing miggers have been kvetching about Obongo doing for over a decade.
>>537295700Browns are low iq. Imagine thinking a room full of jews gave them a great deal.
>>537296018>money is fungable retardwhat does that even mean (in this context)?ITS A LOAN .... Are you denying that? ... it right there in the document. Not only is it a loan, but its a loan the US controls, through waivers. Its worse then a loan, its a "lenders loan" where they control everything, like a mortage, you can only spend it on what they tell you can spend it on, then they own the asset too.
Lolbergs are absolutely scum. For all their talk about principles and violent revolution, the only ones who actually stick to their deranged jewish ideology are the pedophiles. Whether it's the hapa who got arrested after videos of his 4 and 6 year old daughters had previously consented to sex with him leaked or the guy who kidnapped a spic child on her way to school and lectured her about Ayn Rand in his rape dungeon, they're the only ones who believe it.Literally every other libertarian just wanted a fake anti-establishment ideology to argue about, after atheism lost its edge. Cantwell never even shot a meter maid.
>>537296156Let me put it in perspective.An Orange nigger comes into your neighbourhood, starts mouthing off at everyone, with his pitbull. He attacks you, steals your wallet, burns down your house, his pitbull kills your grandson. After he beats up your wife and fucks your ass, he tells you you can talk to abdullah accross the street about a loan to rebuild. Abdullah btw hates you, because during the beating you threw a rock through his window. Then he tells you he will give your wallet back if you suck his dick.That is basically where we are at now.
>>537296156Obummer sent them hard cash. Not that I think this deal was worth the squeeze, of course
>>537295433This is way worse deal than the one Obama made with Iran that Trump ripped up. And that cost us nothing beyond the lifting of sanctions and unfreezing of certain Iranian assets. Now we give them a 300 billion dollar "loan", full control of the straight of Hormuz, and the removal of our military presence in the region, all at the added cost of expending our precious stockpiles of missiles and interceptors. And for what? Nevermind the continued reputational damage we suffer on the world stage.
>>537296238what happens when Iran nationalizes whatever the thing is and reneges on the loan?
>>537295252Iran won, now give then $300 billion and pull all your bases out of the area as per their conditions.
>>537295700Their options are either accept this or we destroy kharg and their government collapses when the soldiers stop getting paid.
>>537296455You do know Ayn Rand wass jewish right? You are right however, lolbertism only appeals to midwits who're looking for an excuse to make their venal selfishness sound deep and principled.>Whether it's the hapa who got arrested after videos of his 4 and 6 year old daughters had previously consented to sex with him leaked or the guy who kidnapped a spic child on her way to school and lectured her about Ayn Rand in his rape dungeonSounds insane but I believe it. Got links?
>>537296767>Now we give them a 300 billion dollar "loan"NO, the saudis are loanin them the money, JD Vance already made that clear, but its a LOAN ... which means the lender OWNS it, until the loan is paid, and they get to decide how every penny is spent.>the removal of our military presence in the regionnowhere does the deal say that .... "removal from PROXIMITY" .... exactly what does that mean??? You seem to think that means the US fully withdraws 5000 miles from Iran ... I doubt it. more like 12 miles. >Nevermind the continued reputational damage we suffer on the world stage.what are you talkin about man. everyone at the G7, even teh German chancellor (who hates Trump) said this was a "world changing deal". (what ever that means)... but they are all shakin his hand and pattin him on the back (not that any of that means anything from those two faced liars.)>>537296919>Iran won, now give then $300 billion and pull all your bases out of the area as per their conditions.this is just total transranian cope. its just a bad faith arguement, that doesnt acknowledge what the deal actually says
