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>>537300599This is gonna be one of the funniest movies of all time
>>537300599fake AI generated ragebait. pathetic
>>537300599This is an accurate representation of modern Greece
>>537300745That's not AI, but this is
Honestly it makes sense for Achilles to be a twink of a man>mama's boy>to weak to fight >mom dips him in the goop>no need to train cause cant get hurt >gahh my ankle
>>537300962twink maybe, but most likely not a bitch-troon.
>>537300958Kek. Hector is laffing in Elysium while Achilles is punching air
>>537300958>Aggaggaugalel made me snort
>make movie about The Odyssey>actor to play the most beautiful woman in the world: a pitch black African baboon>actor to play the greatest warrior in the world: a 100 pound FtM trannyI hope that grammy is worth it Chris
>>537300599What went wrong?
>>537301494she was sexually abused by a step mother or something like that. she even starred in some movie where she's a minor victim of sexual abuse.
>>537301655>[Update] [Auto] 1yeah a "step mother" aka all her Jewish handlers. Yo know how you know it's bad, because she was a child actress. I actually feel sorry for her
>>537301812definitely. she's waaaaay beyond saving. sad story.
>>537300599this is going to be /tv/s version of the last of us 2
there was a possible spoiler from a VFX guy.that the Greek background is a metaphor and the actual timeline is the modern current time.i think that's why they use "dad" instead of some formal "father" variant in the trailer.and also that's why Nolan purposely assembled the most recognizable actors possible.
>>537300599It has to be a massive shitpost.I won't believe otherwise.
Is this the beginning of the Illiad when Achilles throws a bitch fit and a sook because Agamemnon stole his captured slave whore?Of course she's also black
Even the guardian was complaining it had no greeks in the cast, kinda bodes ill
>>537301494Veganism raped her hormones
Even beyond the woke shit, Matt Damon's line 'let's go home' in a clear Boston accent with no attempt to sound proper or antique in the trailer says it all... Fucking retarded ass movie.
>>537301494Penis envy. Xhe was jealous that xe couldnt feel any pleasure from strapping dykes, so xir decided to get a makeshift penis instead.
>>537302337>lets just spend 500 million dollars for a prank moviejews truly are the best comedians
>>537304504I'd bet he just didn't care because he knows this movie is slop. like the "somehow Palpatine returned" scene
>>537304651Anything to demoralise the white man
>>537301494Being MK Ultra'd by her Jewish "fitness trainer" Harley Pasternak
>>537301494It's the fate of all Canadians.
>>537301494Everything
>>537304938They must have been forced into using this guy because who would trust a trainer with a gut like that
>>537301494>What went wrong?You like to ask, 'What went wrong?'But the real question is...what's gone right?
>>537304938Was Pasternak legitimately her personal trainer?He threatened to basically de-brain and keep Kayne permanently heavily medicated out of spite, so I wonder how deep that influence goes.
>>537301494Junothat is where it all startedjust watch it and you will see, that role was the beginning of the end for her, after that she couldnt stop pretending to "take charge"
>>537304938>PasternakIt means 'parsnip' in Polish. I apologise for all kikes that fled to the USA.
>>537301494>posts 20 yr old pedo picAnon, she’d hit the wall regardless wtf it us now
>>537305421>>537305760>>537306310He's a sayanim at best, Shin Bet/Mossad at worst, and along with Black Cube is used by Hollywood kikes to manipulate and control "talent"
>>537300599Who the fuck is going to pay to watch this?
>>537301494endless sexual assault by filthy Hollywood kikes for $400, Alex
>>537301655Gay sexual trauma at an early age is the cause for almost all homos
>>537306701Retards and faggots.Even when I took a course about the Iliad and the Odessey in college, the professor in charge of the course also taught about Hemingway and was an old incapable bitch who boxed in his free time to seem less than infeeble. You could tell, and he never wrote anything of note.He fell into the same trap a lot of men do: thinking you're a fat barrel-chested man is the same thing as being a traditionally masculine man, instead of just being a critical patient for heart disease. My dickhead brother finally came out of the ER this week, and he spent the last five years trying to strong-arm everyone he knew, but he tore his colon in half and now he has to shit into a bag.I didn't believe in karma for a long time, but I'm getting there.
>>537300599Who the fuck is bankrolling this? I keep thinking there has to be some kind of kike money scam where they are making money by loosing money, but it just doesn't make sense. They had to know this would flop. Who the fuck gave the a half a billion dollars to make this?
>>537301945So this is secretly an Assassin's Creed movie?
>>537305157That faggot blew up like a balloon
>>537301494Ellen returned to "normal". Was always a male
>>537300599grim
>>537306701they are paying to social engineerand humiliate the white race globally which for jews is priceless. the normie manchildren will love it of course
>>537301092didnt haff to make it gay
>>537301655This, she doesn't want anyone trying to rape her so she fucked herself up.
> Elpenor is one of the youngest and least distinguished men on Odysseus’ ship. While the crew stays on Circe’s island, he gets drunk, falls asleep on a rooftop, and falls to his death, with his body left unburied as the crew sails on.> El PenorThat's who she's going to be playing. Probably. This disrespectful dogshit of a movie is going to be a meme gold mine
>>537310489>be a tranny>die in a way that could be considered suicide>leaves behind a female skeletonPoetry.
>>537300745correct ransheit. i have the director's cut
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