What’s been the funniest jew reactions to the deal so far?
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What happened lads?
>>537307164Zionists are shocked that the lifelong scammer who they cozied up to scammed them.
>>537307315Thanks
Lol love to see it. Based trump
>>537307315>cozied up toBlack mailed more likely. Wonder what changed in that regard for him to go this way
>>537307467Wut
>>537306547>a refund for a hat
Literally they are the only "people" that care at all
>>537307467I doubt it, Trump likes Israel cause he's a boomer to the bones.If he was blackmailed though, he probably thought his voters don't care about the Epstein files and would vote in support even if they know he's a child rapist (he's would be correct).
>>537306623Oh so NOW rape is suddenly a problem for the jew?
>>537306827They all seem to forget how hard Iran was pushing Israels shit in before we came to their rescue. Its like they don't even remember the hypersonics pummeling their cities and Israel begging for more patriot missiles because they were all out of them.
>>537306493>the biggest kike cock sucker stops sucking kike cock for a second because they want him to do something too retarded even for him>"Oy vey it's annuda shoa!"Do these rats even know the meaning of shame?
>>537306547>OYY GEVALT GIVE ME MY $5 BACK BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WINthey're so comical sometimes
>>537306827the longer the rant the bigger the cope lmao
>>537306493>Yet Brutus is an honorable manIt's a LARP from my part at this point but maybe that was Trump's plan all along
>>537306493The whole world sighs in relief, as we just avoided prolonged economic damage and potential instability. Even the americans dont want this shit, since boots on the ground means afghanistan 2 and conscription.Jews are literally the only people kvetching at this deal. Americans played the good goy act for months and this is how they thank them
>>537306567This the first Babylon Bee headline that has made me lol in several years
>>537307315>muh scam narrative fuck off Moshe
>>537307905Hahahahaha
>>537307798With kikes, you lose.
>>537307953We havent wanted more wars since George bush was in office. Afghanistan made everyone realize what a complete waste of lives and money war is. What were we even fighting for over there? The opium poppies?
Trump should browse /polhe would have known that you can't trust jews
>>537307467Still blackmailed. This narrative provides "credibility" when Israel false-flags a "new Mega 9/11" and Trump goes along with it
>>537308093He does
>>537307984If jews were smart and had integrity, they wouldn't rely on a scammer. I was not portraying them as the victim.
>>537306827The Israeli government supports terrorist groups, funneling them money through Qatari proxies so that they’ll have a perpetual justification for bombing their neighbors and stealing their land
>>537306623>So after the State of Israel went through a gang rape by the US, Iran, Pakistan, and Turkey... how are you feeling this morning? Full of national pride? ¿que?
>>537306493unless all the jews betray trump on this from plantir to all the ai tech bros etc these post are worthless.I want trump to clean how on jews that see jews not winning as them, getting genocided and demand total victory and that causes one the richest men in the world to dox a poor kid, to send a message of total destruction cause he said he didn't wanna work for a jew..
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>>537306493>Jewish meltdownthe best strategy Trump should do is to do nothing on this situationthe public have been redpilled already and attacks on his reputation will backfireif Trump does nothing about this noise, he will win without doing anything
>>537306623>Israel is not allowed to bomb children in other countries (except they still do it) >THAT'S HOLORAPE! pissrael....
>>537306493israel trying to start race wars in europe is definitely part of the meltdown
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>>537307830They only understand izzat. Shame, honor, honesty are alien to them.
>>537306493Who didnt see these people trying to sabotage a peace agreement? I hope Trump doesnt cuck to them and restart the war because it was making everyone stressed out. It pretty much destroyed his 2nd term as far as any positive energy is concerned, he never should have went along with it in the first place. Most people are still feeling the affects of it because it was causing additional economic pain while the inflation was already sky high.
The deal hinges on Israel not attacking iran and lebanon. Since that won't happen discussing the deal is a moot point
>>537307315>scammed them.He isn’t even being scammed. Net&yahoo tried to scam trump. Trump realized that he is being fucked in a pointless war and chose to minimize the losses and get out. The jews are now seething because he isn’t destroying the US for them.
>>537308831>He isn’t even being scammedHe wasn’t even scamming them
>>537307467Holy based. I love Trump now!
This is like the double turn at Wrestlemania 13 between Austin and Bret.
>>537306493>WAAAH DRUMPF ONLY LETS US GENOCIDE PALESTINIANS BUT WON'T KEEP BOMBING IRANIAN CHILDREN FOR US WE'VE BEEN BETRAYED WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!!!109, yet not a single one was their fault btw.
>>537308252Trump did try to warn the jews repeatedly but they didnt listen>if you import the third world, you become the third world
To be fair the Israelis are absolutely right to be pissed. Trumps war against Iran only benefitted Iran and now he is leaving them exposed. Oh well as we say>not my problem
>Those who curse Israel will be curseduhm, Zion Don sisters?
>>537309298They literally live in the third world and are expanding outward into it. They didn't import shit
there was no active war from the US side. all they did was support the yids. same as there is no war with the NATO and Russia, its carried out by proxies that are too incompetent to do anything on their own
>>537310347So why is it the USA that will pay all the damages?
UH OH MOSHIE MELTY
>>537307798they literally don’t see it since they go into bunkers 3 times per day and miss the action
>>537310602we are sorry that our pet attacked iran and are making it right
>>537309575>Those who curse Israel will be cursedThat passage does NOT exist in the bible. Anywhere. In part, or in full.
>>537310775>>537307798Part of me wonders if this is all part of the show. They know they were getting their shit pushed in. Israel cannon surrender and must save face. so they make Trump do this "humiliating" deal with Iran. Then the Israelis pretend to be so pissed at Trump and they still want to fight so it saves face for them against the region even though secretly it was their surrender plan. some real 5d chess. It almost makes more sense than any other theory.
>>537308077>what were we even fighting for over there?Israeli interests
>>537307315>Zionists are shocked that the lifelong scammer who they cozied up to scammed themJews are kvetching they got jewed by a jew.Shitat matzliach, schmucks
That's why Israeli f(l)ags here seethe so much
>>537311175Because that's the script. This is all theater.Not that Israelis wouldn't have preferred to have flattened Tehran, and celebrated raping and killing every child in Iran.But Netanyahu is dead, Trump needs to stop being recognized for the servile jew he is before the midterm slaughter, and Iran was fundamentally going to outlast the jews militarily.So they've concocted this drama to write Bibi out of the script, let Trump appear slightly less senile, and prepare for the destruction of Israel the desert shithole in preparation for the jews installing their one globohomo surveillance state world government.Because THAT - kill the goyim and rule the world - is what the uberjews have been planning all along.
>>537311065>you're all fat and stupid we don't need you and we hate you>ps thanks for showing you're nothing but another racist moronwhy do they persecute me so?! oyoyoy
>>537307905eternal wisdom
>>537306598Vance had barely wiped the tears away when they took this pic. Give the guy some time, ffs. Look at his face, that's the face of an American hero: a real man isn't afraid to cry.
>>537306493God doesn't want them to win
>>537306493>spend your entire life being the goodest goy possible>president twice, both times doing everything he can for Israel even when it was directly against American interests>finally defy jewish masters when country is on the edge of a catastrophic depression and financial collapse>jews in frothing rage over not getting their way once, condemn the goy who has been subservient to them his entire lifeTruly a despicable race
>>537311249Kikes can go to there themselves. I don't care if some kikes died over fighting. It is their war, not our problem.
>>537306493Jewish gratitude is a euphonism for being stabbed in the back.imagine giving them all of your countries wealth, all of your countries weapons, all of your countries political protection, enabling them to commit genocide on host nations, and your nation's innocent children that aren't turned into sex blood cannibalism child rape rituals and all genitally mutilated anyways just because it marks them as slaves, aand this is the jewish gratitude.
>>537306493>Starts a War>Runs and Hides behind America>America goes This Sucks, Let's get out of this and stop the fighting>REEEEE! NOOO!!And the face it's being buried hardcore Israel started this thing shouldn't surprise me.
>>537311633>why do they persecute me so?! oyoyoy
>>537306827Mark Levin claims to be an American.Yet when he talks about Israeli actions her says "we."What does he mean by that?
THE SECOND CUMING OF YESHU IS HERE>THE SECOND CUMING OF YESHU IS HERETHE SECOND CUMING OF YESHU IS HERE>THE SECOND CUMING OF YESHU IS HERETHE SECOND CUMING OF YESHU IS HERE>THE SECOND CUMING OF YESHU IS HERE
Goes to show their gratitude. The guy can constantly give give give, serve serve serve, send send send... let them interfere with our elections, embroil us in wars... but disobey even ONCE amid ALL that, and this is what you get: "May his name and memory be erased, the greatest enemy"
>>537312577>Goes to show their gratitudeJews have never been grateful for anything. The jewish conceit is they are the ultimate gods of the universe and should be worshiped, feared, and obeyed.The only thing jews feel is rage when humans don't share that view.
>>537306493LOCK THEM ALL UP!
>>537306493Unfortunately so many Israelis are low IQ mizrahim (a.k.a aravim) they don't see that this piss deal is a massive victory for them. By allowing the Islamic Republic government to survive (unlike the Saddam regime in Iraq), the Congo-ress still has the justification to send $50 billion per year to Israel. Had the Islamic Republic been destroyed and replaced with a Western-friendly government, there will be pressures to end the foreign aid (of any form) to Israel
>>537306623>>537306598Wow jews acting all offended that their Ziocuck puppets stopped doing their bidding and subverting democracy? The problem Jews have is brainwashing whites to betray their own people, forcing them to be good goys, then abusing them (because they have no respect for traitors, just like everyone else), and being surprised when the people they trained to be he traitors turn on their own masters, the J*ws. The US has been invaded by willing participants in the Zionist human trafficking campaign (which is the number 1 reason immigrants should be viewed with suspicion, they support human trafficking because it benefits them) The UK has been literally raped by the same invader class while the useless King plays dress up as always, and Keir Starmerstein lectures Brits on racism. They subverted our democracy and have ended our global hegemony and cry, cry, cry as always. So much for blessing Israel you Zionist traitors, should have blessed your own children.
>>537306547>Yair Lifshitzholy fuck the jokes write themselves
>>537308252It was real in his mind.
>>537306493It feels so nice for Jews to finally lose some control.
>>537319039I reported your post to the german authorities by anonymous tip
>>537319116Let's hope they find some time to come here after a hard day of beating up Poles.
>>537319258or covering up for nonwhite rapists getting that sweet sweet german cunny
>>537319312kek.Literally cant help themselves at giving the middle finger to god at every turn
>>537306493Funny thing isI expected more from leader typesI mean they have come out and said what Israeli's want to hear but its not what I expectedI think this ties into something bigger that happened the night of the US strikes for the Heli and the last days of the conflictIran done something that put the shitters up both Israel and the US
>>537306493Trumps going to have a stroke at this pace. That's going to be the final taco
>>537308077Yes, initially and the Osama bin Laden thing. Really it goes back to those Brits that controlled opium from SE Asia moving their farms around. The French and Germans pissed them off, but the US just took it all and said fuck off, lmao
>>537306827>Name one country, any country, that would go along with a MOU or deal preventing its ability to defend itself against a massive terrorist force on its border assassinating its scientists, bombing its infrastructure, firing missiles into its territories.But enough about what Israel has been doing to Iran for the last 30 years. Let's talk about how restrained Iran has been about defending itself from Israeli aggression.
>>537307467Iran was such a rock and a hard place he had to tell every single one of the Zio Jews surrounding to fuck off hes backing out while he still can.Dont get me wrong we could defeat them but it would have been a nightmare. No one wants to pay that cost.
>>537307467Once you go yid, you're fucked in the head.
>>537306567I didn't know Babylon Bee was jewish and worshiped satan.
>>537306547>pilpul>refunds>kvetchingenough jew quota for me this month
>>537306567love the Bee.
>>537307467Now this is what I call, Provocative!
Fuck the synagogue of Satan and their whore of babylon called "Israel"
>MAGA dead>MIGA deadwhat is even left
>>537306493cool it with the antisemitism bro
>>537321140>what is even leftyour tears for the next two and a half yearsendless tears a fountain of tearsenough tears to cool every datacenter in the world
Persians > JewsSorry semites, the new big kid on the block is here, better show some respect!
>>537306493all just theater for goys as they prepare next round of war on iran
>>537321107RAREARE
>>537308831>>537308863Imagine being jewed by a goy, lol, trump did it so well, I would vote for him for another term
>>537306493finally, some positive press for trumpMAGA!
>>537319938Yeah I don’t want a million dead Americans so that we can “successfully” defeat Iran by making them a larger and shittier clone of Iraq. Trump went over this 10 years ago denouncing Bush for killing Saddam and Obama for killing Gaddafi. Killing Khamenei, solving Iran’s impending succession crisis, and rallying them around the flag was utterly fucking retarded. Thank god he ran away like a bitch and didn’t double down like Putin
>>537322079loledI wanna fuck that tranny so hard
>>537310983God said that to Abram/Abraham. Abraham was not a jew. Jews didnt even exist when God made that promise. Genesis 12:3
>>537320027the lead editor is a jew, joel berry
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>>537306547Obvious satire, which is nice. Bots itt can't understand.
>>537312963indoctrination from birth is one hell of a drug.it requires true intellect and strong spine to rid yourself of it. sadly the jews lack both.
>>537307953Jews should all be seen as foreign operatives
>>537306493>/ksg/ Kosher Salt General #1
>>537310602Because we need that goddamn strait open.
>>537319312>i-i'll flip on that light switch!>i-i'll cross that eruv line!>i-i'll eat pork!
>>537321531does tears of laughter at miggers latest and greatest humiliation count?
>>537306598the entire point is to have it leak (by Israel) and then the mass kvetching by them which proves they leaked it for the salt mining, and shows how untrustworthy they are.i'm starting to think it might just be 5d chess after all. perhaps this is the way Israel has to be destroyed, by their own hubris and exposure.
>>537306493They think they'll get cover in the democratic party
Honestly I'm impressed that Trump's self-serving nature managed to overcome his slavery to Israel, didn't think he had it in him.
kek they even hate american jews
>>537323456>by their own hubris and exposurethis is what dems have been saying for decades>>537323522they're totally screwed then lol. they have to survive till end of trump 2.0 and also find someone even worse than him in the anti-israeli party
>>537306827>what will we do>we
>>537306493After aaaaall that kikesucking that Trump did, they STILL ended up turning on him. Kek who could have seen this coming?!?
>>537306493the funniest is how white christians are crying for israel and saying jews are getting scammed. their only regret is they can give only 1 foreskin to their masters, but being a mat for israel is forever
>>537323889literally every single 'antisemite' alive
>>537306493Turns out Trump was playing the jews, not with the jews.
Jews made the same mistake of thinking Trump cares about anything but his own ego, that we made 10 years ago.
>>537323891Opposed to your prophet, who gave all your foreskins to kikes
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, who say they are Jews and are not, but do lie — behold, I will make them to come and worship at thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
>>537319312All these sacrifice to moloch for nothing.
