I’d vote for the Rubio/Fetterman ticket before I voted for Vance.
Rubio is a legitimately good candidate.
>>537333770I think so too
>>537333559>did you see my working man Carhartt™ brand Carhartt™???>I never wear a suit ever, I'm one of you guys!!!Holy fuck, who the fuck does this corny shit work on?
>>537333559>>537333770>>537333794Zionist
>>537333559>HURRRRR DUUUURRRRR MERICA!
>>537333559Funny how he got brain damage and immediately shifted to the right
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>>537333559grug smash
>>537334026Best part is he's a Harvard grad with rich parents. His salt of the earth shtick only works because he looks like an ogre who breaks rocks for a living.
>>537333559Reminder that Fetterman is Jewish and Vance is not.
>>537333559You know how at the very start of GamerGate, Ian Miles Cheon was anti-GG and an SJW? But then he very quickly turned Anti-SJW and supported GG? Yeah, that's what Fetterman is. He was a democrat all his life, then changes sides when MAGA wins. I don't believe him for a second. Not to be trusted.
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>>537334348You either get jeeted or jew'd.
>>537333770>>537333794This parody site expects nothing better than this dry humor. Well done, gentleman.
>>537333559He's alright but I don't like the way every photo of him looks edited to be funny.
>>537333559You spelled retarded wrong
>get brain damage>become conservativereally causes one to ponder dunnit
>>537333770true, it's time to admit this whole right-wing populist misadventure with Trump was a dead-end. Rubio is the only conservative choice, he'll win big with the Latino vote too, after Trump stupid ICE stunts fucked things up.
Migger kike lovers will destroy this country. I can only hope we pogrom the Jews and the miggers before it's too late
>>537333559>gets brain damage from a stroke>starts voting like a RepublicanCan't make this shit up
>>537333559Some homeless guy larping as a politician. Doesn't he have a suit?
>>537335176No he just always supported Israel the moment the lefties started seeing Jews as gay the moment he did that >>537335324Man I hate spics basically taco flavored jeets
>>537333559>unironic brain damage>single reasonable democratwhoever's writing this script sure has a great sense of humor
Vance is a slimey motherfucker larping as a reasonable guy.
>>537335324I'm not a conservative, I just think he comes off like a real person and not a sociopath for onceAnd also he's not completely retarded
>>537335553but those eyes...those damn eyes...
>>537335627That's just the eyeliner and eyeshadow he uses.
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>>537335594ThisI just like the guy
>>537335553This. He's reinvented himself on multiple occasions, and pretends that he never drastically changed his politics (to something that should get him more power and influece). In 2017, it was Never Trump, in 2024 it was being Trump's janny. Who knows what it will be next.
>>537333559VOTING IS FAKE AND JEWISH
>>537333559>yes, it's that badwe know, maybe try putting more empowered black women in charge of running that sinking ship.
>>537333559ISRAEL 24x7
>>537333770Hahahaha cuckservatives and their shitskin Zionist worship
>>537336038If you really look at his platform it all makes sense, he’s a kike servant. He backed Biden because Biden was very pro Israel and then when the lefties turned on Biden over Gaza he jumped onto Trump who was very pro Israel. Pretty much everything this guy does is based around Israel. People think he’s some flake who flip flops but he’s actually very consistent in his Jew worship. Him being never Trump in 2016 made sense too because Hillary was and has been a huge Zionist cunt while Trump wasn’t more moderate on Israel at that point.
>>537333559>Brown Kike Lover / Retarded Kike Lover 2028I bet you would, rabbi.
>>537333770The only adult in the room and the only one who knows he's going to Hell and is concerned about it
>gets brain damage>becomes israel loving republican
>>537333559Rubio my ass!GRUG '28!!!
>the "anti zionist right" poster 2 minutes after his info dump
>>537333770old Rubio yes, before he fully subscribed to trump's retardness
>>537333559It's a scam. He's a radical zionist
>>537335472>>unironic brain damage>>single reasonable democrat>whoever's writing this script sure has a great sense of humorTHIS. This is true , and this is funny because it's double true. Democrats are : Niggers, browns, nigger women, brown women, jeets, jews, crazy leftist women, boomer grannies, etc. Retards. This brain damaged guy fits very well there. Besides, has the same voting group as all other Democrats, ZERO , fake dead voters and voting machine "votes" in PA.
>>537333770hes a great politician.and by "great politician" i mean he does a reaply good job of being a weasel and kissing the ring of whoever is in charge so he can keep his positions.
>>537333559You'd think he could afford a suit on that salary.
>>537333559Rubio doesn’t need him.
fucking faggot. fuck israel btw. I would vote for Titus if i could
>>537333559The Orc of Braddock is not a reliable ally in the slightest. Before his big stroke he was a zionist who liked Bernie Sanders and trannies and all that lefty shit aside from the jew worship. Then he had that big brain hemorrhage and somehow all that's left in that golem is Israel, it's fascinating.
>>537334365he is still a democrat, hes just a zionist democrat. All he did was become one of the most vocal supporters of Israel in the Democrat party. this thread is a jewish shill thread. Yea lets vote for a cross party ticket with the biggest zionists from each party. this is a 15% of total votes ticket. its literally picking the worst of both sides that have no appeal with voters, just because they are aipac supporters.
>>537333559He's said the reasons why he remains a Democrat are 1) gay and trans rights, 2) supporting immigration, and 3) abortion. (I think. I may be making up that last one.) But I guess he's based because he sucks Netanyahoo's dick.
>>537333559>2nd place goodest goy award
>>537333559Never voting Republican again with Vance in it. Don't want to surrender to another American adversary lol
this guy is the living caricature in action and appearance of a golem.
>>537340769>goyIsn't he a kike?
>>537333559>vote team jew slaveno thanks