>Man arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after boy injured in crocodile enclosurehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czx50n2vj74o>Teacher who murdered adopted baby son Preston Davey given whole life prison sentencehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czrx8gj112mo>Interest rates held as Bank warns of impact of high energy priceshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c33yzm5mdjpo>First Russian shadow fleet tanker enters Channel since Smyrtos boardinghttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgk6d12lz6jo>Vulnerable patients' lives made 'miserable' by abuse, Muckamore inquiry findshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8rve43yj8o>Foreign Office drops 'do not travel' advice for Dubai, but calls situation unpredictablehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cddl29lg5gro>Young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer death after HPV jabhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c621z28z138o>Body found in landing gear of plane at Gatwickhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gy2xzx1z7o
Big up Restore, big up bladeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5SkU7ALjwQ
Faggot called the Jannie?
>>537350779makerfield - mafi eld rek - Mafia geld reek
>>>537350954Most people could basically do the following and still have money left compared to a package holiday for 4 in Gran Gimpnaria:>rewire a house (assuming 3 bed semi thing not within the M25)>boiler service >renew or rod drains>guttering, fascias, down pipes>tidy garden up>point brickwork or clean renderThe average house should be condemned. I am not exaggerating. And about half of that you don’t have to do every year (especially the wiring, but most places do need a rewire) and yet these idiots are jetting off to Spain whilst their house crumbles
I miss his tweets tbqhwy.
>>537351077For me? It's hoping Bladee is having a nice day.
How badly does Reform have to beat Restore to avoid total humiliation?
>>537351077Why dont the Lib Dems win elections? They seem like the smartest to me.
>>537351436I miss UO even more than that glorious Iranian's tweets
>>537351580No idea
>>537351506First, they have to beat Restore.
>>537351620>I miss UOMe too.
>>537351684I like your attitude, boy.
>>537351386>(especially the wiring, but most places do need a rewire)Why's that lad?
>>537351755Those streams were the perfect cosy Tuesday night viewing. Fuck me. Great co-host in Dee, too.
>>537350779Restore Mossad
>>537351580they had their moment but got shitter-shattered after being minor partner in a coalition and never recovered
>>537351796Most of the houses built in this country were built to a relatively high standard, particularly compared to the rest of the English speaking world. Then, over time, people opted for extensions as opposed to maintaining what they had because labour was cheap, materials were cheap and the original wiring (and gas) was put in well enough that it lasted and could cope with the increased load and didn’t deteriorate much over time (compared to say the US)Then house prices skyrocketed. People were at their absolute limit and didn’t want to pay for a rewire, so the can was kicked down the road. Then it was kicked even further again because the cost of everything else went up and now you’re looking at £6k to rewire a standard house. And most people don’t have £600, never mind £6k. So on it goes
>>537351862>Great co-host in Dee, too.I liked him too. He was pretty good for putting dickheads and mongs in their place.
Aww chin up mateIf you vote really really hard, you'll get it next time AHAHAHahaha
>>537352599Just got the downstairs stripped out completely rewired and replaced all the plumbing cus the previous owner was a old white boomer with a 'knack' for DIY (aka a cheap twat).Rads all get full bore downpiped pex and none of that floor upstand copper microbore shit. Found 3 core grey conductor hammered in with nails through the centre of the fucking cable all over.Cunt who did it didn't even have the decency to use clips. Just nailed straight through the fucking cable. I do not know how there wasn't a single short in the house. Respect for the nigger's hammer accuracy I guess. Got all the cables in the walls under steel trunking now with plaster on top. Thank fuck.
>>537351442Truly my friend, truly. Glad to see another intellectual around here.
Only losers vote for Reform UK.
>>537350779Restore Balltain.
Lowe on Sky, the reporter is dumb as fuck
>>537350779Whats the status on crocodile boy? Are brits angry? Do they care?
>>537354495we're in the communities now We're growing
>IRANIAN VICTORYkekked
Had enough lads. Reverting to Islam so I don’t get stabbed. Going to mosque when I wake up. Good night.
How much longer you reckon until results?
>>5373570593.5 hours. 4am.
>>5373570594-5am. But the result will be obvious before then
>reform odds keep rising hmm? what do they know
>>537356891Past his bedtime in it?
>>537356978They made an agreement to make an agreement. It hasn't concluded yet
>>537357243They probably have a feed on turnout, votes counted so far etc.
>>537351892Those sand niggers are looking really White.
>>537351077How's the arse warts going?
I will say, the Lotus Eaters guys have lost any credibility they may have had before. Regardless of your political position, they've reduced themselves to partisan shills. Hadn't listened to them much in the past 2 years but tuning in now is embarassing
Sargons just started a livestream
The BBC's election guru John Curtice says there's talk of voter turnout in Makerfield being between 60 and 65% - compared to the 52.5% turnout for the 2024 general election.>"The last time the turnout was higher in a by-election than in the preceding general election you have to go back to 1982 and the by-election Glasgow Hillhead," Curtice tells Laura Kuenssberg on our by-election special.>"It's well over 40 years since we've had an increase in turnout in a by-election."https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3928mlyle8tIt's either good news for Reform or double bad news for Starmer
>>537351580They betrayed the students.
>>5373571163 1/2 hrs fuck - I've ran out of bourbon.Ooh sangria!
>>537357479The only youtubers who talk politics I even consider listening to are the ones who hide their face.
Farage has apparently left Makerfield and is leaving Kenyon to face the count alone. It’s over.
>>537357479All I need to know about Sargon is that he retweets Tommy Robinson
>>537357492Link?
>>537357570Nigel.. has only got 1 ball
>>537357541I watch a paki doing kung fu moves in his garden
SO FIVE THOUSAND QUID TO CHIN KEIR STARMERGOING ONCEGOING TWICE
You are all a bunch of cowards. Overthrow your government already. Install National Socialism. Stop selling out to Zionists and kikes just because they are anti-Muslim. They are not your friends or allies they did this to you.
>>537357687I'd do it for a 1980s lion bar.
That’s it mr giraffe, lick all the marmalade
IT'S OVER.
>>537357746damn bro I don't think I can do thatthat's like asking me to put beef tallow back in maccys fries
>>537357697>saying this when his government has been ripping money from his countrymen's pockets to fund the jew's endless blood war in the middle east instead of solving the migration crisis and deporting more than 20k people at best>me saying this when I'm likely gonna need to fake an ID just to call you a nigger next month or whenever the gay retarded social media bill goes into placeWe're all passive retards, anon. Nothing ever happens, remember?
>>537351684I really really doubt Restore will make much of an impact unless Reform were to really publicly fuck up. Makerfield's results will be really interesting I think, but with it being a less-educated area I'd be surprised if many people bothered going with Restore, frankly.I'm forever torn politically desu. I sincerely worry about the damage migration is doing to the country but I also know Reform or Restore coming in is just going to result in an even-more-shit Tory party.I find it perplexing the gap hasn't been filled by a party desu. A party focused on cutting migration way down whilst taxing the ultra-wealthy and caring about the LGBT community would be peak for me, even if I come across as a member of the tofu-eating wokerati.
>>537350779Restore Nigtain. With your nigger nose.
>>537357833You ask for the impossible, I ask for payment fitting the deed.
the left are pretending not to understand things again
60% turnout - Labour are predicted winners
why woznt there anuvva leftist establishment party set up to compete with labour like restore competes wiv reform loike? den it wood av ben a fayre foight.
>58% voter turnoutIt's over.
>>537357508Good for restore - see great Yarmouth local elections
>>537357959Where who which left
>>537357570Starmer hasn't even touched Makerfield lmao (for obvious reasons but still). The fact that Farage even came out to support Kenyon is huge. I'd be genuinely shocked if Reform didn't win considering their performance in the local elections.
>>537357971>>537357984BBC reporting 59%. Burnham wins, Farage & Lowe can bitch at each other yet again for splitting the vote.
58.75% turnout, that puts Restore's ceiling at around 17%.
>>537357950well you should probably look into all the times in pre-modern folklore where a guy like me got the best of the devil and realise that's not gonna happen
>>537358070>Farage & Lowe can bitch at each otherBollocks - 3 more years of this shite
>>537350779Why was Nigel trying to save Keir Starmer’s career so hard?
THE RESULTS OF THE JEB!FIELD BYELECTION ARE IN: TOTAL JEB! VICTORY
Nick Fuentes made a good point that both Kamelo Anthony and Digwa stabbed white guys to death over perceived disrespect, some dispute over a seat in the US, allegedly filming the jeet in the UK. What kind of society we live in that cultivates this kind of bitter racial arrogance in brownskins where both them and their families believe they are justified in killing whites over a disrespect, that's the real question.https://xcancel.com/NickJFuentes/status/2064400119756152902#m
>>537358130That's what happens when you sell fire doors.
>>53735812745,510 votes cast per BBC17% based on that (excluding spoilt ballots) would be 7.736 votes
>>537358070>>537358151Almost like they’re controlled opposition or something. Haha
>>537358310WGAF ?It's about UK tonight, not a femboy shagger
>>537358452if you give me a choice of three fake doors I'm going out the windowfuk u
>>537357570workshopping a new chantBurnham is a ?
>>537358613Legend
>>537358160Because he's a dumpsterfire that is hated by his party but is unwilling to stand aside. Keeping Starmer in charge almost guarantees an early election or split of the Labour party which, if you're a nationalist you would view as a good thing. Nobody believes Rob Kenyon is a heroic saviour of the west but if he denied Burnham, there is massive implications.Restore's position is to deny this outcome, keep Labour in power for the long term so that they have more time to grow. Lowe doesn't even hide this, Restore winning now achieves nothing and he doesn't actually want his shit candidate representing him, he wants the status quo to remain, the rapes to continue and the migration to blow out for longer because it's political beneficial.You can call me a kike or whatever and is insist "B-BUT REFORM...", this is the objective reality about Lowe's current motivations
>>537357885>caring about the LGBT communityNobody normal fucking cares and they wish you queers would fuck off back into the closet. The closet worked for centuries. Now we have kids on puberty blockers because of you and your thin end of the wedge. Back to Narnia please.
>>537358613funkopop nonce
>>537358462It'll be less than that. 17% is assuming the 7% poll was accurately modelling likely voters, and then giving Restore all of the new voters. 10-12% is what I think it will come out to, which is probably about par for where we're at at the moment.
>>537358556Spik is right to draw direct link between the 2 murders
the covid years really revealed just how fucking retarded normies are
sex
>>537358613andy is a dandy
Lowe now on the BBC.
>>537358613The Burnham Bummer
>>537358662Starmer is legitimately an insane person, he’s the first pm who has actively made my life worse, want him gone
>>537358722Sure, but on brit/pol - tonight what would you say is the #1 hot topic?
>>537358662What massive implications, fucker, that colourblind conservative zionism has defeated "woke left socialism"? Massive implications would be, actually, if nationalists deny Farage a seat, if Labour wins but Restore + Reform gets more than 50% , that Restore supporters would rather split the vote than support Farage.
>>537358781Kuenssberg now asking about WHOA TOMMY TOMMY, kek
Daily mail aren't accepting comments on the crocbaby story. We all know what that means.
>>537358852>Sure, but on brit/pol - tonight what would you say is the #1 hot topic?Same thing it is every night Pinky, the complete destruction of Israel
>>537358998
REFORM SWEEPOver 50%
>>537357833>beef tallowHowdy
>>537359078if only
Restore will get ~5% of the vote and its pretentious online supporters will say it was rigged or something because their twitter poll said they'd get 95%. Just like a party here called the PPC which is now totally irrelevant.
>>537358889>Restore supporters would rather split the vote than support Farage.Reform is splitting the vote.
>Ghostbuster Burnham Kek. What did he mean by that?
Which one of you drew bogdan?
>Baroness Smith of Labour tells the BBC she's encouraged by the turnout following the official confirmation of 58.75% eligible voters casting their ballot.>"If we've managed to get that many Labour voters to go out and it's made the difference, that could be good news for us," she says.>But Reform's Danny Kruger refers to earlier remarks by Sir John Curtice, who says high turnouts occur in by-elections when there is an insurgent party, "and that's what's happening now".>"Whatever does happen though it seems obvious we've done extremely well," he says.These people are fucking delusional. Restore sweep.
>>537359216They lost my vote when they started hiring boriswave tory ministers
Morning. What's on the seethe menu today?
>>537359293He said on Sky it's because Burnham's being depicted as the saviour of Labour and killing the ghost of Starmer
>>537359297Who?
>>537359216I get the point, it's reform who's splitting, reform is not entitled to nationalist vote and so on. These are the talking points, I guess I'm autistic but id rather directly answer the accusations of vote splitting, that yes, it's better to split the vote and let the left win than to support Farage.
>>537359355The what?
>Dare to dream that the dawn is breaking. This, if the predictions now are right, this will be a victory for real people, a victory for ordinary people, a victory for decent people. We have fought against the multinationals, we have fought against the big merchant banks, we have fought against big politics, we have fought against lies, corruption and deceit. And today honesty, decency and belief in nation, I think now is going to win. And we will have done it without having to fight, without a single bullet being fired, we'd have done it by damned hard work on the ground.
(((Kuenssburg))) Tory/reform cunt FUMING that Lowe is splitting the reform vote K3K
>Reform concedes defeat in Makerfield, sources say.It's fucking over.
>>537359359Quiet Ghostbusters
So how much did Restore split the Makerfield vote by then?
>>537359297>sussex
A winner emerges
>>537351892RESTORE AFGHANISTAN!!!
>>537359514Count Hoverhand
>>537359297>white>bogdankek
Kuessnburger is looking a bit rough lads what happened to her?
>>537359424The seethe menu.
>>53735947311/38 to Labours 42
>>537359578Sounds like a load of old cobblers to me.
>>537359577she's like 70
That new starfox remake is looking a bit odd
>Binface swearing on Skylel
>>537359473There is no split. Reform are not right wing.
>>537359514sky news reporter got mogged
>>537359831Seethed throughout the entire interview
I am hoping against hope Restore wins just to see if this clown makes good on his claim.
>>537359811Real rightwingers stand with Israel and Afghanistan
>>537359831Is count binface woke?
Remember when the other "nationalist" political party restorefags were shilling got less votes than the monster raving loony party?
From the Guardian:>A Reform UK source just told me they currently expect to lose to Burnham by around 2,500 votes. An official spokesperson would not comment on numbers but said they believe it’s “fairly close” and that “no one’s running away with it.”>The spokesperson denied reports that Nigel Farage had left Makerfield, saying he had just been on the phone to him and he was still in the constituency.>Separately, a senior Labour source said it did not look like Restore Britain had been able to turnout its vote to the level that some had predicted.>They said Rupert Lowe’s hardline anti-immigration party could “possibly” achieve 7% of the vote but it was very unlikely to be higher than that.>Lowe, who is giving a series of media interviews, is believed to be claiming to have won 10% of the vote.Also the SNP have lost Aberdeen South so a great legacy for Stephen Flynn there. The bald tit.
>>537359578Do you prefer hot or cold? Spicy or salty?
>>537359873https://xcancel.com/Skint_Eastwood1/status/2064754224601194712
The UK government rounds up all the middle easterners and holds them in an internment camp until someone works out where to deport them to.Think about it.>Guaranteed: No more islamic terrorist attacks on British soil>Guaranteed: No more arab paedophiles preying on white children>Guaranteed: No more ha'lal slaughter (since the government would control their food supply)>Guaranteed: Reduction in the crime rateThere are literally zero downsides to doing this.
>>537358662>Keeping Starmer in charge almost guarantees an early election or split of the Labour partyNo it doesn't. Starmer has already survived scandals that have previously toppled governments because he is too much of an autistic robot to back down. He has literally aided and abetted high treason (the Mandelsen affair) and gotten away with it. Everyone of note in the Labour party has turned against him and every time he has Chad No'd them and either they go back to being his bitch or he just replaces them with someone loyal. This list already includes Andy Burnham once, so the idea that Starmer can't possibly worm his way out of another Burnham challenge is just retarded. Starmer has been, >On the verge of resigning, he can't possibly survive another scandal, just one more week for over a fucking year now. Unless if Burnham is willing to shoot him in the fucking face, there is no guarantee of anything.
>>537359913Yes he spent a bunch of time seething about bigtory at one of the by election interviews a while back
>>537359473>>537359886Don't make me tap the sign I will be voting for Restore. I will be voting for the death penalty. Yes, I know you have a twitter screenshot of something Lowe said about Israel and I know you have a screenshot of his son marrying a nafri mutt, but, it's just, I don't fucking care lol. I want the illegals gone and the pakis hung. It's really that simple.
Apparently Farage has already left Makerfield lmao.
>>537351386My grandad got his council flat in 1950 and we are currently selling it after he died.He never had it rewired. Worked fine. Fuck off with your tradesman pish. Electricity and keeping water out isn't complicated.
>>537358840you dare to insult the leader of our country, elected by the people to serve the people the man who never stops working to help you
>>537360328
>>537360044that's most of the new hires mate
melty on sky news
>Sarah Pochin, the Reform UK MP, told GB News a bit earlier that her party would be “very happy” to come a strong second in Makerfield.>That is not technically a concession. But it is not what you say if you think you have a chance of winning.Kek, Pochin's a fucking idiot.
>>537360396Boris Johnson did more damage to the UK than Hitler
Gonna be ages till the result.Gonna have a zoot and play some mario64 for a few hours with Sly News on in the background
Evening lads.Been absolutely zoned out of politics due to World Cup, usually quite the autist.What's the story behind Aberdeen South going Tory? Scotland went SNP just a month ago and the Tories' numbers are still as low as ever in the low 20s.
>>537360735>What's the story behind Aberdeen South going Tory?Depending where you look, either North Sea oil or Peter Murrell.
>>537360821>Peter Murrellbut that's hardly newsthe corruption shite has been know for months, that made holyrood such a surprise last month
>>537360862Fucking lel. Name is a bit too obvious.
>>537360862I'm thinking based, Rupert Lowe is the guyhe is HIM
Mad how normal and goodlad pilled the threads get when the nonceproxymongs go to bed
>>537360862How much are they paying the Norbro, I wonder?
Do we have any idea what the estimate numbers are right now?
Really not a fan of Americans tbhwy lads.
Andy Burnham won yet?
>>537361069mad how nobody who actually comes to this thread to get news about british politics cares what ur on about innit
>>537360862Wait, so you guys can just get rid of your sandniggers just by voting for a party that barely gets double digits in the vote share? Must be nice. MUST BE FUCKING NICE.
>>537361110We'll know by 10am
its over
>>537361186>>537361186look at starfox over here
>>537360862Kek
>>537361186that's high for a by-election. Gorton & Denton only got 47%
Turnout used to be well over 80% for elections in Britain. Back when we were a homogeneous country and people believed in it.
>>537361186Reckon many people came out to evict Starmer, he’s incredibly hated
>>537357059Reform are kvetching hard so I'd guess they lost by the restore % LAMO Deserved. Traitors.
>first Conservative by-election win in Scotland since the 1970skek
>>537361219Filtered
>>537361210rolling
>>537361331Good.
>First tory by-election win since 1967grimcan only imagine the gloating tory boys right now makes me want to vomit
>>537361345Scots love wogs so they voted for elite tier wog importers
Who the fuck is voting labour in 2026?
>thought I'd check out r/scotlandkeksilly silly country
>>537361248>that's high for a by-election.It is, which is why I really want to know how many people voted for each party. For example, if Labour have the roughly the same voter share they've always have, then they have plateaued in voters. If Reform get roughly the same numbers as the Conservative Party before its existence, then we can count that as a transfer of votes. Restore getting thousands when taking into account the history of Makerfield's voting pattern would show it can gain more ground as the party is activating new voters with another 40% to activate from as well.
People like Kemi, chuds
>>537361470AH VOTED LABOUR CUZ ME DAD VOTED LABOUR AND HIZ DAD VOTED LABOURThis is Irish but it sums it up well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjl8OIZijjY
Imagine being wheeled at 2am out to praise Kemi k3k
>>537361470me da voted layba and his da voted layba, we’re a layba voting family here
John Kurtis looking like Dr. Wily from mega man lookin ahh
>>537361531that's why i think restore will get 2x what the polls said. somewhere around 16%
can everybody hold the vote counting for just a bit while I roll another joint please thank you
>>537357459>How's the arse warts going?
So was the Aberdeen Reform candidate that bad or is this a case of the Scots not jumping on the bandwagon until they're given (what they feel is) due respect and consideration by the party? I can't imagine they actually like the Tories so they have to have done it to send a message, no?
>>537361655Nigger.
I'm about to cast my vote in Makerfield
>>537361559I get that for previous generations of boomers, but in 2026???Rapes, beheadings, migration, police, digitalID, surveilance, media lockdowns, free speech violations and the rest. Just wtf are people thinking? Labour hasn't been the "Party of the working man" for decades.
>>537361730Sleepy Joe moment
>>537361069>>537361069Mad how they're gone but you still feel the need to talk about them you complete fucking faggot.
>>537361604Restore will get 101%. They are literally unstoppable. This is the future. Lowe for PM.
>voting
SNP hold Arbroath & Broughty Ferry, 5k majority
>>537361720that's the problem
>>537361831>candidate going on about 'defeating the politics of hate and division', 'inclusivity' and 'muh independence'Classic woman
Why is Restore all zoomers and millennials? Reform is full of old people, but they want you to think old people are racists, when in fact, it's actually the zoomers somehow. It isn't even people buying memberships I'm talking about, it's just your average zoomer who votes for them. Don't know anyone who wouldn't vote for them if they ran here.
>>537361774>RapesFar-right propaganda>BeheadingsIsolated incidents>MigrationIs a good thing>PoliceBad when arresting brown man, good when arresting white man>DigitalIDProtects children>SurveillanceCatches criminals>Media LockdownsNever heard of them>Free Speech ViolationsHate speech isn't free speech, chudThis is literally what those people think. Calling people NPCs isn't just a silly internet joke, there are people who are incapable of thinking for themselves and we used to have this thing called a patriarchy which taught them to think in a way that was good for society writ large and then we dismantled it and allowed women to tell the NPCs what to think and all of civilisation is failing as a result.
>>537362017I think you underestimate people's bias towards status quo, especially the "have"s. While "have nots" wouldn't mind a revolution the "have"s have something to lose
>>537362165What's particularly bizzare when you meet someone like this but they also support Israel
henlo i need white pills. are the good guys winning? please respond.
>>537350779How do you britfags feel about Restore/Reform? They seem slightly cucked to an american since they're pozzed on jews/indians, but I guess you have to take what you can get.
>>537362017Well, the racist old people died off, and now it's boomers. More importantly, their cohort wasn't great replaced so their peers are still British even if their neighborhood isn't.
>>537362017Reform have the long UKIP/Conservative legacy, much of their status now is owed to Farage's personal popularity with older voters, built up over several decades of campaigning. The also obviously target their media to older people, big presence on GB News (TV news = wrinkly old buggers), and their events play into a very gay kind of kitsch that over-50s seem to appreciate. Restore, meanwhile, primarily exist on the Internet with minimal presence outside of it, so more of a young man's thing. It's main 'outlets', if you like, are basically just Rupert Lowe's Twitter + Sargon's podcast, and a lot of their media is stuff like short-form videos.I suppose there is also just a sense of older people being more complacent, being more interested in Reform's 'legitimacy' as a party, Vs under-35s on the right have never really had any meaningful belief of there being legitimacy in electoral politics, so they're not really bothered by Restore being less slick and professional (and if they gets the job done, then who cares, right?)
>>537362238tories are dead, reform dies today and Labour are winning. Restore have achieved what the BNP could only dream of; mainstream right wing politics It's fucking happening bro
>>537361470Your mom
Senior Labour MP Louise Haigh says that she is "quietly confident" that Labour has won the Makerfield by-election.Haigh says she expects the result will be clear in around an hour.That was posted at 1:40
>>537362017Reform is israel first, Restore wants to ban kosher
>>537362017"Old people are racist," is a meme. Not in the internet-joke sense but in the literal sense, it was memetically passed down by boomers and older gen-xers whose parents were racist by their standards and who haven't realised that the hippy revolution they inherited has long-since passed, their parents are dead, and they are the old people now.>>537362216It's not bizarre, it's the programming working as intended.
>Louise Haigh, the former transport secretary who has been one of the key figures running Andy Burnham’s byelection campaign in Makerfield, has told the BBC that, if Burnham wins (and she is clearly confident that he has won), Keir Starmer should stand aside.kek here we go
>>537362401
>>537362485Starmer won’t go willingly
>>537362538Starmer will go willying.
funny that neither reform or restore will ever hold a majority
>>537362588willyingly?
>>537362538>>537362588Just leave a trail of rentboys leading out of the door.
>>537358744
>>537362017This pattern has been observed across Europe for years: the boomers vote for their pensions, selling out the youth and not rocking the boat. Young people vote for some kind of change - whether that's Restore or Green (Marxist end-times party as it may be)
>>537362660The Trail of Queers
>>537350779Lowe is delivering empty political slogans on BBC, "bringing people back to vote" "government for the people" "change the way we are governent" yeah fucker people vote for you to REVERSE ETHNIC REPLACEMENT HELLOOOOOhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3928mlyle8t
>>537362757can't we just disenfranchise everyone on a state pension?
>>537362906
>>537362893>only party to gain voteWe’re winning kemi sisters
>The SNP will help first-time buyers with up to £10,000 towards a deposit for their first homelol. sure.
>>537350779>Man arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after boy injured in crocodile enclosurenone of the news outlets have given any details about the man, but ...
>>537358744>>537362695Hmm, I'm guessing you didn't follow the directional arrows round shops.It's like you don't even believe in the experts.
>>537362893>almost 17,000 lost votes for Labour & SNPw e w
>>537362906>rupert "my brother who I am very proud of is very good friends and associates with marina abramovic" lowe is going to send them backin 2 more weeks of course
>In growing signs of Labour's confidence in Makerfield, Laura Kuenssberg has read out a message on air coming via Newsnight's Nick Watt.>According to the "unofficial estimate", Labour sources are looking at a 54% vote for Andy Burnham.O O F
>>537362893i sometimes forget conservative even exists anymore
>>537362998>I just need to subsidise demand
>>537362893>>537362971>>537363034hang on a minute am I missing something? who would choose tories over restore?
>>537363110That'd be a 9% gain for LabourSomeone call in a wellness check for Starmer, he's fucking had it
Hurry up cunts I have to be up at 9
King of the north
>>537363174Restore ran nobody in either Scottish seat. Tories were pushing for North Sea oil.
>>537363174This is the by election in Scotland, Restore didn't run there
>>537363201hello
>>537363174Were they even running there?
>>537362165>>Rapes>Far-right propagandaIt's done by men, yes MEN JUST MEN ALL SORTS OF MEN, no not any particular demographics no just MEN, also Andrew Tate redpill incel movement.
>>537363226>Tories were pushing for North Sea oil.Aye, I'm sure a lot of oil drillers vote Tory.
>>537363334>Hamish drills that every night grim
>>537363174>am I missing somethingYes. Restore weren't running. If you meant Reform then I can only guess the Jocks aren't happy with playing second-fiddle to Makerfield and being otherwise forgotten. There's no real party presence up there.
Any update on 'Norfolk man' and the toddler throwing incident?
>>537363318I'm sorry saar, you will not be redeeming
>>53736275774% is kinda fucked to be fair
so nothing changes and the country still is going to absolute shit, remind me why i should care
well are yall proud of yourselves?farage was your best shot and people are already crawling back to the tories and labour and how dumb do you have to be to vote for the snp like holy fuck who knows whatll happen in the next general election but today isnt a good result
>>537358840fucking hell, how young are you? 4?GET TO BED
>>537359913He's one of those "anti establishment" left-leaning people that's like>no, not THAT sort of anti establishment, I meant the one where we parrot the government's narrative!
>>537363428>remind me why i should careFor the kids
>>537363476Starmerists are banned from britpol under pain of death
>>537360328>elected by the peoplemaybe I'd hate him less if we did actually vote for the nonce
>>53736342350% is locked in. Even if Rupert gets in and deports 2 million illegals and halts immigration entirely and indefinitely, Britain will still be minority British by the 2050s.
>>537363636We're all Starmtroopers here
>>537363649?? he won a general election in a landslide
>>537363636queer stalin is a faggot cuntbot and should be flogged for what he's done.but saying he's the FIRST pm to make things worse...I ask again, how fucking young are you?I 100% guarantee you weren't alive when tony blair got elected.
>>537363669No it won't
>>537363226>>537363229>>537363255>>537363362Sorry I meant Reform lol. Tories were pushing for north sea oil? did that gain a lot of popularity??
>>537363472Fuck off fat yank spastic. Pay more taxes to fund trumps 400 billion dollar loss in Iran LOL
burnham is gonna be worse than starmer he's literally saying he wants to reverse neoliberalismyou know what that means?that kind of rhetoric is the road that india and mexico went down and it was not pretty and now theyve reformed and not seriously talking of going back
>>537363742Fuck off you sperg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4
>>537363722he won because his party was the only partyeven a fat lady can win the olympics if nobody else shows up
>>537363669If you turn off welfare for foreigners, most of them will leave
>>537363817child detected, opinions rejectedGET TO BED KIDDODONT MAKE ME COME UP THERE
>>537363813It's going to make precisely 0 difference, because he'll be taking over a dysfunctional, factional mess of a party, and trying to govern a country with no money and crumbling infrastructure at every level.
>>537363874Irish immigrants banged out 14 kids each when they first arrived.
Lisa Nandy has said the Restore Britain vote “doesn’t seem to be quite at the level that the polls suggested”.
>>537363669Turn off the bennies and severely sentence the criminals instead of giving them suspended sentences for raping children and suddenly they'll all have other places to be. It's not hard, it's just incentives. They're here for the free shit and easy crime. Take away the free shit and crackdown on the crime, they will go.
>>537363813It would be grand if he reversed judeo neoliberalism, but he won’t do shit
>>537363908youve now voted in a government that's farther left than morena and moreover guided by completely ideological morons with practically zero real life experience this is a recipe for disasterstarmer was about as good as you were gonna get in a labour leader and was better than the tories and yall hated him for it
>>537363874Even without bennies, being a povvo in Britain is practically regal compared to being okay in Bangladesh or Nigeria. Your kid's (probably) not going to get fucking poached by Boko Haram, or step on a landmine in Clapham.
>>537363839https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKNt_qq6N7o
>>537364106>starmer was about as good as you were gonna get in a labour leader and was better than the toriesPeter Lynch died in prison because of Starmer.
supercar nigel big mac
>>537364107In theory they'd duck out to another Western country which hasn't turned off the bennies tap
>>537364106>starmer was about as good as you were gonna get in a labour leader
>>537364107They’re walking through france to get our gibs, life would be better for them there
Put labour voters in mass graves
>>537364107Those aren't the only two options, however. They can just go to Germany or any number of other places and get a slightly less luxurious life paid for by that government instead.
>>537364130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QztGR2DGnso
ass mongol is reading the grooming report kekhttps://kick.com/asmongold
https://youtu.be/c_JU0ke5ZyYwhitest music
>>537364360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnLqEpxwaHQ
>>537364247>They’re walking through france to get our gibs,The boatwogs are, but they're only a small slice of it in the first place. The lion's share are visawogs, who already at least speak English as their second language, and for the jeets already have cuzzies and the like living here since we've had decades of Commonwealth migration already. I just don't buy that it'd trigger an exodus of self-deportations, it'd stem the inflow, particularly of """refugees""", but Britain's 'pull factors' are a lot more fundamental than most people give credit for
>>537364107what if we laid landmines in clapham?
>>537364552honestly I get it but he shouldn't be reading that to potential children
>>537364552>I only care about america>spends 7 hours reading a report in a foreign country
GET ON WITH IT FFS
>>537364589shut the fuck up
>>537364552Might drink a shot every time he says "Oh ma Gad".
>>537364631he shouldn't be, I'm not gonna be a bitch about it
>>537364585It's worth a go, I reckon
>>537364589Hiding the truth from children is what got us here.
>>537364632>that's it>...man,
>>537364552>Americans saving bongistan againSay thank you
>>537364658>think of the childrenoh wait
>>537364562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-i9mqxK8DI
>>537364589think they'd be interested in how to avoid gangrape and torture
>>537364716>>537364703>>537364681no seriously, they're more tuned on than I was at that agebut it turned my stomachthat sucksit sucks we're here, don't get me wrong plz
>>537364568London would be empty in 5 years time if we stopped all immigration, even wogs realise how shit it is there very quickly.
>>537364589There should be PSAs for children on how to avoid pakistani looking men
>>537364237Dios mio
FUCKIN ‘URRY UP
>Brand Burnham>The Burnham BrandThey still don't get that Labour only wins because people hate their opposition, even when that opposition is also Labour.
They're going through spoiled ballots by the look of it
>>537364935Bake it then dickhead.
>>537365002>A massive hairy cock? I'll mark that down as 'Green'
baking a josh tribute thread
Next thread?
HAPPENING
>>537365013I’m on about the election result dickhead.
karl is so disagreeable right now but in general he kinda is... feel like he's been so cocksure lately
Are there people that unironically thought Labour won the election in a fair way?>The vote at Labour conference in 2022 was passed overwhelmingly and to loud cheers: the party should ditch the first past the post electoral system in favour of proportional representation (PR).But guess what? Now that it cheesed them a win they don't want to get rid of it, because they know the only way they can get power is by defrauding the voter.Labour did not gain any voters in the last election. All the voters went to Lib Dems or Reform. Everyone BUT Labour. But why did Labour still get votes? Because if you look at any interview such as in Makerfield, you'll see all the Labour voters who've been living under a rock for 80 years and still remember "My mother (who was alive in the Victorian era) said we were working class, so we vote Labour, and I've voted that way ever since!" But Labour has changed so much it doesn't represent any of those old Labour voters anymore.The rest of the voters don't see any value in voting for anything but the 2 major parties that have been the only relevant parties for a century or more. First Past the Post wastes your vote if you vote for Greens, for example.So, yes, Labour 'won' but that doesn't mean the British populace voted for Labour by majority.
and there it is, the pathway to fucking darker depths
haha starmer’s done for
BURNHAM: 24,937KENYON: 15,696SHEPHERD: 3,111SO MUCH FOR SPLITING THE VOTE LOL
>>537365343hahahaall that campaigning for 3k votes?well least they got their publicity
>>537365309Absolutely demoralised
3 more years of Sargon huffing about Restore
lmao only 3k votesit's okay more fake twitter polls to shill restore
>>537365343Starmer is fucked, Andy already on the motorway heading to Number 10
Restore 7% as predicted. Fucking lol.
>>537365493aim high vote lowe!see this is the difference between winners and losers trump would never have backed a loser like this
>>537365422Starmer’s shaking right now, the king in the norf
>>537365343
hahahahhahahahahhahaha fash btfoThis is loke reform target seat number 20 too
>>537365469Restore is done now really. Their only hope was actually "stealing the vote"
remember all the restore twitter accounts saying that there would be a massive surprise tonightlol!
>>537365532Angela Rayner as Ygritte
>>537365422Yeah, that's about what I was expecting. This means the Ref and Res camps will bury the hatchet and stop autistically screeching at each other, right?Right?
>>537350779Starmer troons it’s over
>>537365422>>537365403>>537365390>>537365343It's OGRE, the Jews have won, it's too late
>>537365509https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party_election_results Took Hitler 5 years to build power, took Restore 3 months to come 3rd in a major election to try and oust Starmer.
Lmao how many of you fags actually bet money on restore
>>537365572lotus eaters and twitter crew spent all their time trashing reformno shit this was the result
>>537365559The cope's been that they'd mobilise an army of non-voters. But, of course, non-voters don't vote.
>>537365605This is one of the whitest seats in the country, if restore can't break 7% here it's over
>>5373653903rd place for a party that's only four months old is literally unheard of in British politics. And this is after the Great Yarmouth sweep. Beat the Tories, the Dems, the Greens, and our Binface. The fire is still rising.
what do you guys think lowe will say on twitter?>we showed them xD>guys i just need one more tweet to get 45k likes and we will win!
>>537365637The SDP got big by election wins in the 80s when months old, retard
>>537365637holy fuck just get behind farage swallow your pride and apologize
>>537365637>3rd placeThere's one hell of a powergap between 2nd and 3rd place, brev
>>537365552Why, because people just voted to get rid of Starmer? Reform will be the only ones seething.
Right that’s that, looks like Starmer is safely resigning tomorrow, I’m going to bed. If I wake up tomorrow to Keir’s robot face saying he will remain leader, I’m going to shoot myself.
So this is our next leader.What kompromat do you reckon Israel has on him> Ukrainina rent boys? Illegitimate children? Fucking a dead ping at Oxford in a frat hazing? Being Jimmy Saville?
boomers are so fucking retarded it is genuinely unreal and baffling how stupid these fucking people are
>>537365637LMAOOO COPE>our massive defeat is actually unheard of in british politics>we lost, but we lost in a BASED way
Brit/pol/ on suicide watch. Even with a combined Restore and Reform vote they were short by around 6,000, top kek.
>>537365634Over? My dear boy... It's just begun.
>>537365611Yeah it's the Lotus Eaters fault, not Nigel Farage literally hiring the Boris Wave government and making his second a fucking Muslim.
>>537365634yeah but it has also voted labour for like over 100 years. Makerfield is an entrenched labour stronghold, hence why Burnham was parachuted in there.
this guy is going to replace starmer and drive his reputation into the ground just like him
>>537365702i dont really think reform performed that badly considering the circumstances
>Wigan Burnham vs Wigger StarmerGod has a sense of humour
>>537365605Don't even bother coping you cringe cunt.Yeaaa. Of course Rupert will "deport millions".This is why we can't have nice thing's in this country. Because English people are too stupid to know what's good for them and vote tactically.They'll just go whinge about the problems on a Youtube comment section.
>>537365687Be sure to get the barrel deep in your mouth. You wouldn't want to just blow your face off.
>>537365702We may have lost the Restore surge, but we now get Starmer shitting his pants for the next few weeks, the battle of the gays, only one can come on top.
>>537365688Shut the fuck up you dim cunt.
>>537365774leftists are clearly pretty good at voting tactically it's just the rightoids that suck at this
>>537365775look at him trying to smile like a human
So, what is ze plan from here, boys? What should we do now?
>>537365674>>537365694We've been saying third place would be a win since this shit started. Maybe if you took the circumcised penises out of your ears you'd have heard that, you forrin twats.
>>537365820Have a wank, go to bed
>>537365690M8 boomers vote for Reform, under 40s vote 80% lib/lab/greenXitter mongs aren't a majority of young people
>>537365775Granny Dyke vibes
>>537365806
>>537365702Going to sound like cope but I think its more about getting Starmer out over anything else
>>537365807it's okay though, at least lowe and the BASED e-right are getting likes on twitterthat's all that matters!
>less than 7%>WE ARE HERE TO STAYkeep in mind this result was heavily boosted by X even trad media, despite what they say, continually included Restore in the conversation and tried to platform them, massive bussed in and visible campaigners from outside.Reform with a weak candidate still got 5x that vote. Restore did not pull non-voters, they exclusively targeted and received Reform voters. This is basically the strongest demogaphic area outside of Rupert's backyard in the country.The likely result is that Reform and Restore fighting each other lowered the overall vote ceiling. I can see in Lowe's replies now buyers remorse from the retards that really believed the "my canvassers proved we have over 50%!", I think it's over for them now.
>>537365833C O P Elowe spent days and weeks>there is going to be a surprise>you are going to be surprised >look at all these fake polls >look at all these fake door knocksall to barely get 3,000 votes fucking pathetic
fuck you made me do it>>537365908>>537365908>>537365908
Political commentator Carl of Akkad finds it really surprising that Andy Burnham won an election in Manchesterhttps://x.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/2067793222361809198
>>537365690The man on the telly was their God. He told them everything they needed to ever know, and they're too old to learn anything new.
>>537365929damn he's smart
>>537365509Got their deposit back.
>>537365774>This is why we can't have nice thing's in this country.*things
Andy Burnham, BA (Hons) in Being Northern
>>537365694>>537365914>mutt flag obsessed with british politics>obsessed with brits not voting for the most right-wing party in living memorypost nose moishe
>>537365929>Political commentator Carl of Akkad finds it really surprising that Andy Burnham won an election in ManchesterTalk about misrepresentation. Sargon was surprised at the number of voters he got with over 50% of the share. In otherwords, a safe Labour stronghold got way more votes than last time, and that's because the people who live in Makerfield want to get Starmer out because they hate him so much.
