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FLAGGED FOR DELETIONAMERICA FIRST BITCH
USA not only lost the Iran war but the Wikipedia edit war also
It’s retarded to think this is over
>>537353063Antisemitic
>>537353063>had to add a (((disputed))) disclaimer after mutts cried about it in the talk pageLol
>>537353296Bibi is going to restart the war somehow.
>>537353358Not there anymore KEK
>>537353255U los trammy
well...
>>537353455>huge lost since AfghanistanLMAO
is he right?
>>537353063The US is a third world country while Iran is a second world country. This is to be expected.
>>537353063we literally mass poisoned 10 million irannies in their crown jewel city, how is that winning
>>537353063you fucking lost tranny
>>537353835irannies werent part of the soviet bloc so no you retard
>>537353893>we>flagChecks out
>>537353063Damn, Aryans are THAT powerful??
>>537353642>>537353674the source is opinion pieces from the Indian Express and the Atlantic
You won Iranny
>>537353455Looks like >>537353292 was right, it's a complete yank capitulation on all fronts
>>537353063Total Amerimutt Defeat
>>537353255You lost tranny
>>537353674The objective was to overthrow their Islamic government and end the nuclear program.It's pure copium to say that either of those have been done. Their regime maintained control. The nuclear weapons development could stop if they have the sanctions lifted, if not they will surely arm themselves again.
>>537354572There's a lot of Americans who can't grasp that wars don't have to end in the complete destruction of one side. Saying Iran won is saying America lost, and America can't have lost since it's still here, therefore Iran didn't win.
What was the point of it all
>>537353063JEWS LOSE!!LOL
>>5373538358/8 b8 go back to Iran then
>>537354943To make Israel happy, but they lashed out anyway.
>>537354315So Trvke and nvkepilled
>>537355184So if Israel feels betrayed but didn't release any dirt on Trump, is he free from them?
>>537353063>killed the leader of Iran>then killed his replacement >then killed his replacement's replacement >but don't worry bro they totally won Anyways wiki has been trash for 15 years, nobody uses that shit anymore.
>>537355699>killing the leader of the country means you won the wari know this is (amazingly subpar) bait but there's thousands of unfuckable dweebs that actually think like this
>>537353642lmao migger retard thinks they won because they sunk some ships while completely ignoring the strategic goals, all of which failed (regime change, no nuclear, no missiles etc.). not only that but they (the US) lost ability to control the strait. this is a clear iranian strategic victory on every single level.
>>537355699>>Israel chooses not to genocide every living thing in Gaza>>Gaza war declared Palestinian victory Their weed-addled brains are actually incapable of understanding something can be both positive and negative, and both victor and defeated must make concessions for their to be peace.
>>537353063kikepedia says opposite of everything wholesome and good
>>537356425>both victor and defeated must make concessions for their to be peace.So much for unconditional surrender
>>537353063>sources: >The Atlantic (2x)>Jew York Times>The Indian Express
I haven't watched TV in 8 months and just turned on CNN yesterday. They don't even fucking mention Israel started the war or anything to do with War in Iran. Every kike pundit on CNN blaming USA for Iran War. People have fish memories and they are buying it.
>>537356819>the Iranians have achieved their key strategic aims—regime survival above all>while the Americans have achieved none of their ownThis is even worse than Americans thinking they "won" Vietnam. >NOTHING accomplished>$300,000,000,000 gibs to Iran (between 2 and 4 times as much as Iran's total losses in the war)>no regime change>US humiliated on the world stage>US military hegemony called into question>not one single thing gained from the war that wasn't already in place before the warKEKKED
>>537356385What do you think the war was about? The ultimate Iranian seethe moment is yet to come, History lesson: When Gaza launched the Oct 7th attacks we had Israel + America in the weakest possible positions and Iran as the strongest in the regionYemenSyriaLebanonGaza/West BankIraqAzerbaijanFuck even Cuba, Russia, Venezuela,Etc All had IRGC personnel, bases, their governments influence and infiltrated, in cases like Syria and Iraq the IRGC black market cartel activities had such strong infrastructure they essentially became the default state governing power in those regions. Why did Oct 7th happen again? Because Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and Jordan were going to sign a tripartite pact of recognizing Israel. Iran could not afford that to happen as this massive military apparatus would now be attacking an innocent official state of the Middle East and not an illegal jew ploy to jew more jewery in Jewrusalum. So IRGC handlers said “launch everything now” Why else would Yemen, Lebanon, Syria, just start launching random bullshit across the border in a coordinated attack with “random angry Palestinians with no coordination just zip ties, motor bikes, radios and matching uniforms” Now no country wants to recognize Israel Get ready for the Iran seethe, the official “DECLARATION OF PEACE” will have the requirement of Iran officially recognizing the government of Israel as a peaceful neighbor. Essentially Oct 7th was to stop Israel from receiving international recognition as an official state. And now the violence will end with Iran being the only one forced to recognize their mortal enemy on the international stage. Honestly, I think Iran will break the peace treaty over it. Or the Ayatollah will be shot by his own men if he does sign. Mark my words, Iranian seethe of biblical proportions incoming.
>>537353063Loses all leaders, loses majority of assets. Get written in a winner because? I actually don't understand the Iran won narrative. Is it like winning a participation trophy.
>>537357271>Loses all leaderscan be replaced>loses majority of assetscosts roughly 1/3 of what the US is now paying Iran to replace, anon.Wars aren't KDR, kekked. USA achieved *nothing*, Iran gets hundreds of billions+end of blockade+no concessions to the US.
>>537357382>>Mass killing of intellectuals>>they can be replacedCan’t get more Churchill than this
>>537357533>Mass killing of intellectualsanon, it's Iran. They don't have intellectuals. Unless you achieve actual regime change they will have every one of them replaced in no time.Again; the US didn't achieve a SINGLE objective and are now bankrolling Iran's recovery. Look at the peace deal yourself; there isn't a SINGLE concession to the US. What was the point of this war?
>>537353063>>537353455>>537354149calm down ahmed abdullah muhammad
>>537355699>then killed his replacement>then killed his replacement's replacementYou seem really confused about what happened in this war.
>>537356077Killing the leader, 8000 of his people and decimating his economy
its awesome how people are being forced to pick a laneif charlie kirk getting killed made his followers lame and cringe then...?if killing irans leader made his followers based and chad then....?
>>537357649what was the point of iran signing then
>>537353063>OMG the redditors are anti-Trump!!!!
>>537355699>BUT WE KILLED THE BAD GUY>THAT MEANS WE WON?American ogres are truly the stupidest creatures on earth. You are literally paying to fix every dollar of damage Iran suffered in the war, with NOTHING in return. Iran didn't have to give anything up, nor did they have to change their government, nor did they have to give the US anything.
>>537353296You dirty fucking goyim aren't willing to go in the box so it is for now
>>537357935>get told to end the war on the USA's terms OR ELSE>tell them to fuck off>get told to end the war RIGHT NOW or it's big trouble>tell them to fuck off>???>US begs you to end the war, offers you 300 billion dollars and a huge list of concessions>your only obligation in this peace deal is to return to the same shit you were doing before the wargee anon I dunno, it's a real mystery. here I was wondering when we'd see towelhead paratroops in washington!
>>537357858migger copes are so fucking stupid and nonsensical
>>537357976>American ogres are truly the stupidest creatures on earthThey see everything like a Hollywood movie.>WE BEAT DUH BAD GUY DAT MEANZ WE WUN RIGHT GOYZ????Seriously. No identifiable realpolitick whatsoever.
No regime changeNo disarmamentNo denuclearizationIran crushed Trump's nuts in the straight of Hormuz and he ran away crying
>>537357382Every measurable goes to the US and if you don't understand why that money is a win for the US you don't understand the US at all. Iran has zero wins measurable categories against the US.
>>5373571682 more weeks
>>537353063muttnigger army efficience btw ?
>>537358598you are a dumb niggerwar isn't about blowing up more of the other guys shitit's about using that shit to accomplish strategic objectivesin this case, despite all the shit the US blew up, their stated objectives were not accomplished, and then Trump gave upmeaning the US fucking lost
So what actually changed between pre-Israel Furry and post-Israel Furry?
Not only am I delighted in the fact that the US lost, but I am tremendously enjoying the fact that Israel also lost and the US-Israel bond is weakened.
The biggest winner in this is the fact that even the US decided to get the fuck away from Israel. I would like to propose a toast in Bibi's name for being such a retard he made boomers of all people say "TKD". Thanks, Bibi, couldn't have done it without ya.
>>537357819Iran has 93 million people. Is the death of 8,000 supposed to mean anything?And the economy-- how exactly is it decimated? Do you know what 'decimate' means?
>>537355699This was a war of aggression on your behalf seeking change.Did you win land? No.Did you change their leadership? No.Did you remove their military capability? No.Did you win any resources? No.You paid reparation, you abandoned military bases, and you ceased your aggression having fulfilled none of your goals. That's we call a loss. The defense won their objective of making you fuck off, and remaining sovereign. That's how war works. Sorry the world doesn't work like a call of duty lobby.
>>537358772You can't point to any measurable they achieved.You can't point to any measurable the US failed to achieve.It's 100% success vs near zero success.
>>537359187>And the economy-- how exactly is it decimated? Do you know what 'decimate' means?because they weren't able to sell oil for the last few months and that's a huge chunk of their economy dummy.
>>537358830>bondWhat fucking bond? It's a one sided parasitic relationship where one side only provides/obeys, and the other takes/dictates.
>>537355699Don't know how to explain this but if you invade a country and get absolutely nothing for it then you lost.
Mr Trump, Mr President... I make pooja for you... I kneel...
>>537359222Changed the leadership a few times anon
>>537353063>Iranina "victory"
>>537362326Yes, killing a bunch of kids but losing your military bases and withdrawing means you lose.
>>537353296>retarded to think this is overThis kek
>>537353063Kek
>>537353893Makes sense Mexico runs the US military. Paco has been the new goybot since he defended ButgerTown for his papers.
Gee wish we could keep those 300bn guess not!
>>537362326Who do you think won the Vietnam war lad?
Did people forget that Trump himself actually said that the US only had 4 weeks of oil reserves left and that was the only reason why he signed the agreement? How is that not terrifying that you guys were basically a month away from having a catastrophe?
>>537353063Trump wanted to overthrow the Iranian government or eradicate their nuclear program. Preferably both objectives are achieved, but either alone is also acceptable. Unfortunately, the signed memorandum accomplishes neither and it's up in the air if nuclear restrictions negotiated later will actually be enforceable. Iran simply wanted to maintain the status quo. Despite the death of their leader and extensive damage to infrastructure and assets, they still accomplished that goal as of today. It's possible that an Iranian revolution is near and future historians will see the US-Iran war as a critical catalyst to such an event. But for now, Iran can quite clearly claim victory.
>>537362326So by targeting civilians you farm a high KDA. Unlucky for you, high KDA doesn't equal a victory. Source: Nam and Afghanistan. Now we are adding Iran to the list. Most humiliating loss since Vietnam and you didn't even put boots on the ground. This was going to make it 10 times worse. Then even targeting civilians wouldn't be sufficient to make the KDA ratio be positive. Oh well, maybe next time.
>>537353063America losing means that Israel also lost so I'm still happy with this outcome
>>537357382>cash is more important than people>surely money can accelerate timeThis is what you have been reduced to, US not winning doesn't mean Iran didn't lose.
>>537355699>then killed his replacement>then killed his replacement's replacementThat's a complete fabrication, and another gigacope.
>>537363635K/D W/L debates are retarded beyond measure, if people had more of a brain they would be thinking about how fragile this entire system is and how a bunch of old lunatics made every single human being currently alive have a setback.
>>537353063It's correct tho. Trump surrendered and begged to eat Iran's shit. The only cope MAGAtards have left is that the REAL deal will be revealed tomorrow and that this was just a fake out.
>>537364612>fragileThe fact that we’ve survived this long despite drumpf gives me hopeIt will not get worse
>>537353063What's the victory here? The whole country survived? Their leadership was wiped and most of their forces were decimated. The only thing that prevented us from going in is the US public's eternal fear of committing to a fight.We lost basically nothing from it. Higher gas prices because they shut down the straight? That's a pain but it isn't a decisive blow of any kind.
>>537363610Who cares lad, the shitskins raping your children seems more recent, lad
>>537353063Iran is the true victor, and /pol/ should not support the suppression of this fact. The general population needs to see that these stupid wars that the US has waged over the past 60 years have destroyed untold amounts of life and treasure while achieving nothing. People need to see that pissrael is in fact our greatest enemy and that it does nothing but drag our country into their own conflicts.
>>537357168>When Gaza launched the Oct 7th attacks we had Israel + America in the weakest possible positions and Iran as the strongest in the regionYemenWhat the fuck are you talking about retard? Iran was never in strong position. Yemen was in war. Syria in war. Lebanon barely functioning. Gaza on a brink of collapse due to the blockade. Iran the most sanctioned country in the world. While america has the entire gulf, jordan, egypt and basically most of the middle east with it bases spread everywhere.
>>537353255Facts do not care about your feelings
