NIGGERS and their love for seasoning is so performative and manufactured. I didn't know this was a thing until earlier in the year, but there's a newly forming notion that they invented/improved American cuisine and made it spicy and flavorful.They know nothing about spices. You can hate Indians, but at least Indian cuisine is based on a measured blend of cardamom, cinnamon, cumin, turmeric, fenugreek, cloves, etc. Niggers dump half a bottle of Lawry's seasoning salt and suddenly they're acting like they can outperform White cuisine. >this isn't political I will NOT allow niggers to take credit for CAJUN cuisine.
How many herbs and spices can a nigger even list?>inb4 3 different cheap ass Walgreens spice mixes with artificial flavourings>inb4 cornstarch is a spice
>>537357702>Lawrence "Lawry" FrankJewish
/ck/ up in this shit. 99% of the time someone bitches about "seasoning", what they mean is "It needs salt."Salt your fucking food and it'll taste better.
>>537357702the west was build on salt and spices retard, it the only reason the west became a great empires.
>>537357702The Nigger's definition of "seasoning" is unironically just dirt.
>>537357702It's basically salt, pepper, celery salt, onion powder, star anise, nutmeg, thyme, garlic granules and sugar .. that's it
>>537359060niggas can't afford star anise
>>537357702it's a controlled kill to get them to salt-load and have early heart attacks and strokes
>>537359125I wish my anise was shaped like a star.
>>537357702
>>537357702i love watching the crawdad cooking with nogs (also with creole white tards) that use spices without understanding.lawrys salt (low sodium) + salt + paprika (4 kinds) + lawrys spicy salt (low sodium) + garlic salt + BIG BUBBA OL BOI SOS [paprika and salt].Chinks do similar shit but they at least use base materials (and traditional ancient taste enhancer the more the better).
Make sure you wash dat chicken first!
>>537357702Blacks only know powder and have no idea its just dried vegetables and seeds with salt. Its pure magic to them. Actual cargo cult mindset.
>>537359060The overwhelming taste is celery salt. It's fine if you want your food to taste like celery. It's bad if you don't.
>>537360678Lawry's doesn't taste like celery salt at all.
why come the damn fruit aint candy
>>537358958So aliens do exist...
>>537357702Niggers don't take credit for Cajun cuisine. Cajun stuff is too simple and bland for them. What they do is they add a fuckload of other spice blends and dehydrated garbage that don't mix like Old Bay, call it soul food, then wonder why they're struggling to breath while hypertension slowly kills them.
>>537360761You're right. Celery salt's primary flavor is celery followed by salt. Lawry's primary flavor is salt followed by celery.
>>537358958i was going to sleep early, nevermind now.
>>537357702>The most basic bitch seasoning>Not chicken salt>Not GP (salt, pepper, onion & garlic powder)>Not BBQ rub>Hell not even season allhttps://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/237461/homemade-seasoned-salt/Fucking niggers man.
>>537357702>CAJUNbad news lil chuddie...
how the fuck did African niggers even get spices in the first place. what spices are native to Africa
kneel
>>537362577Mud and dirt mostly
>>537360678Cekery Salt is a sneed ingredient best avoided
>>537362716it's a bit like Italian's and their authentic tomato recipes. the majority of niggers spice that I see just comes out of packets, pre-mixed like them
the elites don't want you to know this, but black people actually hate spicy food behind closed doors.
>>537358678>the only reasonhonestly, retarded.
>>537357702Pic related
>>537357702I make my own seasoned salt and use it sparingly as needed.1/2 cup sea salt2 Tablespoons celery seed2 Tablespoons garlic salt2 Tablespoons smoked paprika2 teaspoons ground mustard2 teaspoons onion powder1 teaspoon oregano1/2 teaspoon white pepper
>>537357702I wanted to try this and it's trash. Not sure why niggers love it so much.
>>537357702Indian "spices" have been found with noticeable traces of lead in the past. They use harsh additives and highly processed chemicals in a lot of their food products. Know where your spices are sourced from, especially turmeric and cinnamon.
>>537357702Niggers can't cook for fucking shit. That's why they have EBT and premade spice blends. I've seen webms of them creating the most repulsive slop mountains of all time. Some of them eat worse than a picky autist.
>>537358562Every single fucking time
>>537357702Lawry was a white norwegian guy
>>537357702Ok timmy
>>537363125The Indian Jew is the worst Jew of all
>>537357702A shit ton of lawry's may be trashy, but it's still better than being so afraid of flavor you put minimal salt and pepper and nothing else.The suburban white 'meal prep moms' are truly a terrifying breed to be able to eat unseasoned chicken breast.
>>537357702Most modern recipes and spices came from the middle east. Half of southern specialties that niggers claim came from Persia or that surrounding area. The only difference sometimes is one ingredient, and its usually something that is abundant in an area where recipe was modified.Niggers didnt invent shit. One of the most useless and worthless races on the planet.
>>537363330>t. Jeetoid who needs 8 layers of powdered cow dung masala in his curry
>>537363479No southern cooking and “soul food’ recipes 95% came from southern white people… Here’s the funny secret niggers like to hide, they know they used to be slaves and after slavery nigger mammy’s were still hired as cooks/maids in white peoples houses. Mammy would steal/take home the recipes and cooking methods they learned cooking at da white folks houses and then their families just started acting like those were big momma’s secret soul food. Then afterwards niggers think white people stole they soul food recipes since how could they know the recipes that big mammy passed down for 3 generations. Thinking southern cooking or soul food was a niggers invention is part of nu history of black washing the southern white culture and food…Yes they literally pulled a “we wuz koolinary kangs” when all those recipes came from white people, except for okra and chitlins and they can keep that shit.
>>537363986Cajuns are literally Acadians that were kicked out of Canada The word cajun is just a lazy pronunciation of acadian You think a people who can't swim know anything about seafood?
Poor quality meat taste/aroma can be masked with overdosing on salts/spices. Poor people do this everywhere.
>>537357702>wypipo don seezun dey salt
>>537364134I’m not arguing with you since you’re right. Cajun cooking is just a subset of southern cooking that’s heavily French insipired. Cajun is mostly a Louisiana style of cooking where it’s still heavily influenced by French where lots Louisiana white people have French last names, French phonic spelling words and who talk with French Cajun accents.I was just saying southern cooking encompassing all southern cooking styles which is much more diverse with many subsets depending on which state and area of the southern US you’re in.
>>537364134>>537364498Also just want to add you also have your us history messed up. The Cajuns are more originally French settlers than former French Canadians… You forget about the literal Louisiana purchase where we bought all that land from napoleon and gained control of both sides of the Mississippi River and out west up towards Canada.
>>537357702>but at least Indian cuisine is based on a measured blend of cardamom, cinnamon, cumin, turmeric, fenugreek, cloves, etc.Jamaican food uses a lot of those same spices..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCqFYhip2Ys
>>537357702Scottish Americans taught their slaves how to fry chicken. Remind them of this every day.
>>537365104caribbean islanders are basically black-indian hybrids
>>537365246the scots-irish were, by and large, too poor to own slaves
>>537363429My white ass uses this.
>>537365374So why are there so many McNiggers in my state?
>>537357702Ive been eating lawrys since I started cooking. Never understood the connection, never saw niggers at their restaurant prior to the 00's. Same with crown royal. Ive never seen a nigger drink crown royal, only their bags filled with coins. Pantera promoted crown royal mo4e than anyone growing up, definitely not niggers.
I often wonder if whites taste buds are more sensitive than blacks.If flavors that we feel come out strong in a dish cone out muted in theirs.
>>537357702Their whole thing is breaded fried meats. That comes from Schnitzel.
Is it wrong that I like lawrys?I usually get the lower sodium one and use it sparingly for whenever my potatos and such could use a little more flavor but I dont dump a whole gallon in a marinade or whatever niggers do
>>537357702I’m going to let all of you anons in here in on a little secret. Did you know that when niggers talk about “seasoning” they are exclusively referring to “Lawry’s Seasoned Salt?”I’m not joking, it’s an honest to God fact. Next time you get on the subject of cooking while chatting with a nigger ask him what his favorite seasonings are to use while cooking. He’ll stare at you mouth agape before mumbling out some incoherent nigger speak like>“mufuggah ion no not mufuggin gorton ramsay nigga nah mean I’m just usin seasoning nigga”Niggers really have no concept of seasoning, they honestly think all flavor is derived from lawry’s seasoning salt. One time I was invited to my nigger neighbor’s 4th of July bbq. I could hardly contain my excitement because I was finally about to be enlightened by the fabled nigger BBQ, or so I thought.Imagine my disappointment when I arrived and was greeted with the following>chicken rubbed with lawry’s seasoned salt>ribs with dry rub of lawry’s seasoned salt and paprika>mashed potatoes loaded with lawry’s seasoned salt>salad garnished with lawry’s seasoned salt>asparagus coated in so much lawry’s seasoned salt that it was entirely crystallized by the time it was done grilling>every table had a bottle of lawry’s seasoned salt on it “to add some extra seasoning”It was absolutely unreal. Do you know how many times I was asked to “pass the seasoning” that night? It can’t be counted on both hands. Describing the situation as Lynchian is too kind.If you ever find yourself dating a nigger and want to impress her grill up some chicken and rub it with enough lawry’s seasoned salt to cure an entire calf. You will be amazed at her eyes light up as she takes her first bite and she showers you with compliments for “cookin’ with soul”
lawry's is ok i guess, but Hy's is better. if you finally want to grow up and stop fucking around, get some montreal steak spice
>>537365874das right wyboiesty niggas use zatarains
RETVRN TO FLAVOR
>>537357702They forget that a white dude fucked up their whole race identity with 11 herbs and spices, making them forever known as the race that never compromises over fried chicken and watermelon.
>>537366634We might forget 9/11 but we'll never forget that fact.
>>537361424>tfw you go to a black barbecue and the three wing flavors are Buffalo, NyQuil, and KoolAid
White people don’t have no culture type shit
>>537366510this anon knowsCavender's is the shit, and it's made in Harrison, Arkansas by the KKK
>>537357702I made fried chicken tonight, it was the best I've ever had. I seasoned the buttermilk marinade, the chicken after the marinade and the coating. TND!
>>537363986Jews do the same thing with European cuisine
>>537362746You are double salting. Salting with salt then with celery salt. Or whoever posted the spices
>>537360536American chicken is factory bleached, what difference does it make to wash it
>>537358659This.It's molecular gastronomy all the way down, except niggers can't swim.Next they'll be telling you niggers invented fire because heating food changes da flavah.
They have this notion in their heads that "why-peepo" cant "handle" spicy food and they form this cringe identity about eating spicy food. They think it makes them tough or I don't know, cultured something. And then white libtards have to be the "cool whitey who can handle spice!" and get proud of themselves for eating spicy foodIt is just utterly bizarrePersonally, I don't like hot spicy food. It just doesn't taste nice and a lot of the time it is just trying to cover for low skill. I told a white libshit that i didn't like spicy food and they tricked me into ordering some and pretended they didn't know what I was talking about when I said they lied and were full of shit. They smugly said "I guess I just have a higher tolerance"It wasn't that I "couldn't handle the spice", it was that I don't like it. Hot spice is just not tasty. It just isn't. But they get this ego over eating it. I just don't like the taste of onion or chillis. Garlic is good, but i'm not going to choke the food's taste with it to prove that i'm a dumb nigger that doesn't know how to cook food and be proud of it. Congrats, you like unappetising food. You sure "cultured"If you want real seasoning that is actually tasteful, then using the right herbs is just better. I grow and propagate a lot of herbs myself and use them with cooking
Interesting that /pol/ went after one of the best seasoned salts to put on fried taters. Is ketchup next?
>>537368628>that "why-peepo" cant "handle" spicy foodWhich is weird.Except for one pajeeta who's really good, most of the winners of chili eating competitions are white dudes.
>>537368747>Is ketchup next?YesThat shit is disgusting. I never liked it. I don't like tomatoes and even if I did, it is over used and overrated>puts ketchup on fried tatersYou are a savage>>537368857Yeah I mean I have ate the hottest raw chillis for shits and giggles with some friends and it was't that bad, I have "high tolerance" but that doesn't mean I don't think it's bad to choke the taste of your food with it. These people are actually just stupid
>>537362530What are you getting at? Are you confusing creole and cajun you retarded gorilla nigger?
>>537357702>credit for CAJUN cuisine.who should take credit? French niggers?
That one comic about white people's lack of seasoning caused this much ass pain for you guys? Holshit Kek
>>537357702Niggers use lots of spices to cover up the dish soap they slather their chicken with.
>>537369502found the nigger
>>537357702Did you just defend jeets with niggers?
>>537357702Anon, the ENTIRETY of nigger culture was manufactured and commodified by jews. They graduated from chains to a plaything for rich kikes. From their drugs to their rap culture to their movies. The next time a nigger says something stupid, just remember their entire way of life is a commodity sold to them by kikes. They aren't even allowed their own culture.
>>537357702kys op. /pol/ is a pro-Lawry’s board and always was.
>>537363330I love how the plot of this comic is>white enthusiastic man attempts to engage with minority culture>minority lies to him>the punch line is that the white man has been deceived successfully, and his optimism is greater than his distrustTo put it another way, the point of this comic is>It is laughable to trust or be kind to a minority
>>537368628People that try and make "I eat spicy food" their entire personality are tryhard cringelord faggots.Imagine sitting down to eat a meal and being proud of the fact that you're going to be shitting fire in a few hours
>>537369612In all likelihood he's probably a jeet
>>537370269The truth bleeds through no matter how you shape it. A bright enough mind will call the spade for what it is no matter how many layers of lies are wrapped up in it.
>>537357702I just want the niggers deported, I don't care how much salt you put on your chicken.
>>537370402It really is just cringe
>>537365428I'm not gonna fault anybody for using mixed seasonings. It's not like cooking has to be a fucking science. Just find something you think will taste good with the dish you're making and chuck some at it.
>>537368747I don't think I'd like sugar on my fries.
>>537358473But to a nitter sugar is spice.Second from the top on the ingredient list>sugar>>537360768Those american pavement apes sure do have a sweet tooth when both their watermelon and their salt have to be sweetened.
>>537362655>Montreal seasoningI see someone still hasn't left 2012
