>>537394900Talk to them like the niggers they are. No warrant? Go fuck yourself
>>537394900Shoot them>but muh gunsYes, you heard me.
>>537394900Magdump through the door.
>>537394900Sexo the girl feds
>>537395070>magdump? More like magadump
>>537394900>feds >women That's actually comical. That's some local Karen collecting some fees.
>>537394900Open the door naked and don't say anything. Just stand there until they go away.
>>537395169I've moved on from Trump. (Further to the right.)
>>537394900ask them out on a date.
>>537394900Not open ask if they shove warrent down the doorway if not to reply
>>537394900Start recording immediately.The answer to all their questions is, "FLO."Post that audio, their faces, and their names on FLO.
>>537394900Just say you're in the middle of doing a captcha for an important post and slam the door on they're faces.
>>537394900Comply, cooperate, don't talk unless you have a lawyer near you and see them in court.Infringing on your right of free speech and expression is a big no-no and you'll get a fat check when the trial is over.
>>537394900Sit them down, pour them coffee, and tell them about the Gospel.
>>537394900>getting 2 women instead of 1 guy 1 grilkek that would have been even funnier
>>537394900ill show them my 21cm uncircumcised cock, if you know what I mean
>>537394900Install a trap door with a 30 foot pit below it.
>>537394900You don't talk to them and tell them to leave if they don't have a warrant.
ignore them, you dont have to answer if they dont have a mandate
>>537395238This is very effective on Jehovah's Witnesses.
>>537394900Tell them Tits or GTFO. If they read your posts they know the rules.
>>537394900Are you asking because you're expecting? Also they're not going to send women to a guys house. Obviously, they those two in hopes to let the mothers guard down.
>>537394900What nobody else did. Listen.
>>537394900Warrant or fuck off
>>537394900you arent required to talk to them but i reccomend seducing them anyways. it is great fun. very intelligent people. dont take their stock advice though, its a trap to get you on insider trading.
>>537394900don't open the door. continue never going outside again.
>>537394900Annnnnd rape
>>537394900>I don't answer questions.
>>537394900>I don't recall posting any of thatthen plead the 5thcase closed.
>>537396041the computer must have told you someone elses posts were mine. 4chan is kinda buggy and ive received bans for other peoples posts
Tell them to leave.
If Project 537 gains any traction, I expect a knock and talk at some point.They. Won't. Do. Shit.www.project537.com
>>537395238I suggest also smiling and licking your lips. Maintain firm eye contact while doing so. I tried and it worked great!
>>537394900Don’t answer the door idiot.
I don't have any neighbors, and there is no police department where I live. I think it would be hilarious if they showed up. I'd laugh at them and ask them where they went to "school".
>>537394900The cops came after me for something I didn’t do. They put me in a situation where I almost died. It doesn’t matter how innocent you are. To them innocence is no defense no excuse. They’re just looking to punish somebody anybody to look like they’re doing something. Those bastards fucking knew I wasn’t their guy. But they still punished me anyway because they had nobody else to punish. Because they were showing off for their bosses down in dc. I will never trust the police ever again. Because they’re assholes who showed me nothing but contempt and hostility. That’s why I will never comply with the police ever again. I don’t give a shit about officer safety. Fuck them! All of them! I laugh at dead cops. They deserve worse far worse for their crimes against the people.
>>537394900No warrant openly presented+Crossing both the exterior and interior property fences with legal signs that say trespassers will be shot=Trespassers get shot.The castle doesn't start at the door, it starts at the property line.
>>537396638Varies widely by state. In PA, I can't even physically drag a trespasser off my property, a fact which I find abhorrent. I woke up one morning to find ex-wife sleeping on my couch. Had to call police to have her removed.
>HOI WE'RE HERE ON BEHALF OF THE CONSTABULLARY, GRANTED AUTHORITY BY THE CROWN MAGISTRATE, OF TWO OFFENSES OF HATEFUL RHETORIC POSTED ONLOINE. AND ONE COUNT OF FELONIOUS BUGGERY. WE NEED TO SPEAK WITH A "LIAM BELLEMSHIRE NORTHOMPTON" ON THE PREMISE IMMEDOITATELY
>>53739490012g slugs through the door and their soft pretty stomachs
>>537394900
>>537395494You're retarded and you have no idea how kiked the american legal system really is. Big payouts are like lotteries, winning one is rare.
>>537394900>The video shows women who identified themselves as FBI agents Ashley Roberts and Kathleen Brown visiting the former home of Elise Ketch, a member of the Progressive Anti-Abortion Uprising.
>>537396590This. Law enforcement is not your friend. Period. They are not interested in "truth or justice", whatever that means. The only thing that matters to them at all is that they can eventually get a conviction of some kind. They need to justify their existence as tax dollar parasites. They will look for any reason to escalate a situation and detain someone. Do not let them in. Tell them you don't remember making any posts. Act confused about the whole situation. Do not go with them. Do not tell them anything they don't ask. They are not your friends.
>>537397141Abortion in america means killing a goychild and burning the corpse in a medical waste incinerator.
>>537397188Unless someone has an invite or a warrant, they do not belong on your property, period.
>>537395238thats one way of getting banged up
>>537394900ask them which one is the tranny because there's no way they send just two women officers
>>537397236that's just a waste of a perfectly good foreskin
>>537394900Defend yourself. The 2nd amendment was written specifically for that reason.
>>537397499You can always tell, there is no reason to ask.
>>537394900Fart as loud as you can and then scream "JUDEN JUDEN, NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!"
>>537394900Why would this happen? This has never happened to me and I reckon it never will.
>>537394900Sit them down with a cup of tea and show them your meme collection
blast yankee doodle on your battery powered 90s cd player stereo (modern digital environments can be easily hacked and shut off when they kill wifi|electricity) and invoke Dr. Joseph Warren before death takes you.
>>537400560Seems based
>>537394900tell em you've been a good boy by watching some ewu vidyeos
>>537394900Do this
>>537394900You politely ask them to tongue your anus, "please".
>>537394900>What do i do if the feds show up at my door for political postingTell them to fuck off if they don't have a warrant. Also check with the local police to see if the feds asked for permission to operate in the local PDs area of enforcement. Usually the feds are too stupid or cocky to follow basic rules.
>>537395217https://www.dailysignal.com/2023/05/17/watch-fbi-shows-up-at-childhood-home-of-pro-life-activist/
>>537394900What's this about? >anon we like to talk abou-Do you have a warrant? >n-Have a nice day Gently close and the door and call a lawyer. If arrested. SAY NOTHING. DRINK NOTHING. TAKE NOTHING. GIVE YOUR NAME D.O.B AND REPEAT OVER AND OVER I.WANT.A LAWYER. YOU CAN TALK TO MY LAWYER over and over and over .They're being paid hundreds of dollars an hour. Repeat i want a lawyer until they let you go or they charge you and get you a lawyer. Period.
>>537395121>Sexo the girl fedsokay, i'd fuck the one on the left.
>>537395169I was gonna say moar leik vagdump, because they're women :D
>>537394900Genuine advice: ask them for a business card so that you can pass it to your attorney. Say nothing else. Literally nothing else.
>>537394900Why would you answer the door for cops?
>>537395665bonus points on this one, and double bonus points if the song "having a good time" is playing
I would invite them inside for a threesome. Which frankly, I am pretty good at.
>>537394900Whip out your dick. They can’t do anything about it because you’re on your property.
>>537394900>in the USyou have the constitution guess what #1 says
>>537396338This.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vho02RsKqlw
>>537404721Jurisdiction is about the types of crime committed, not about lines on a map.
>>537394900>What do i do if the feds show up at my doorOpen the door and introduce yourself, then tell them to speak to your attorney
>>537398204the point of asking is to make them start bickering and then when they do you can just gaslight them and tell them to calm down and stop being transphobic since there's nothing wrong with being trans
>>537394900invite them in for some drinks.
>ask to see their warrant they have for youif none provided >tell them you are far too old to be recruited in epstein trafficing program>close the door
>>537395431the fuck is flo
>>537394900What Feds? They never visited me.
>>537413293Pretty sure you would get caught.
>>537411709>Open the door>To FedsFucking idiot. You yell at them to fuck off through the door then ignore them. If they have a warrant they won't be knocking at the door.
Call them faggots
>>537394900Say "5th admendment right to remain silent, anything else officer?" to every single last thing they say to you until they leave. No statement, no evidence, means no case. The Founding Father's purposely put that loop hole in so cops can't do anything to anyone with knowledge of how the legal system works. I did that in several circumstances when cops spoke to me and I am legitimately crime free.
Hand them this.
And this.
And then this.
>>537413348I’m britty chure they never visited.
Hear me out here, call them faggots and then invoke the Fifth Amendment kek
>>537413745Not yet, no. But my project specifically calls for zero violence, so they can't do shit to me.
I would just laugh at them and say nothing of valuewhen the manpig feds show up I'll escalate to harsh words about their family members and see where it gies from there
>>537394900I don't know how they do it but every time jehovah's show up like in OP's pic i'm in my bathrobes. I'm never home or in my bathrobes but they manage to catch me every time those saucy wenches.
Seriously, I would laugh in their faces and ask where they went to "college."
>>537394900Call them nigger kikes and child fuckers and tell them you're going to call the local police if they don't get off your property. Make sure to film their faces and post it on the net
this says ICE but applies to all feds and state/local i believe
>>537410543miga has killed the constitution. the executive branch (including fbi) has more legal authority than the constitution
>>537413816The reeeel question is what are the Feds gonna do when they find out the majority of Americans are organizing because they want to separate the jews from their country simply because they want a better future without jewish influence?
>>537414101>The reeeel question is what are the Feds gonna do when they find out the majority of Americans are organizing because they want to separate the jews from their country simply because they want a better future without jewish influence?They. Won't Do. Shit. Anon. Nothing. Zero, zip, zilch, nada.All it takes is 3-4% of Americans to empty that town out for good.
>>537394900Left is kind of hot, I definitely would.Right looks like a lesbian, I'd take her on in a threesome though.
>>537394900If they send some cunts like that to harangue me, I'll talk to them like they're dirty hookers. And if the male agent peeps up, I'll tell him to sit in the corner and pull his pud while I fuck the hos. Feds don't fuck with me though because they know IDGAF. I can't be punished, only aroused.
>>537414448>Left is kind of hot, I definitely would.>Right looks like a lesbian, I'd take her on in a threesome though.No lie, one of my wildest experiences was two squirters at once. It was mythological.
>>537414541>Feds don't fuck with me though becauseWhy, did you have a knock and talk?
>>537394900plead the 5th and fart a lot
>>537394900CheckedAsk them to show tits with a timestamp
>>537394900Start laughing derisively and point at the lawn."Ok niggers, listen to me. Your jew boss sent you, because he sees you as expendable goyim and would laugh if you got killed. Now, I got a better idea. Have a seat there on the grass and get your phones out. Keep your yaps shut and I will do a magic trick."
troll them about why they haven't released the Epstein files
>>537395320keep on simpin', mutt
Just refuse to speak to them. Lawyers should handle all of your interaction with federal law enforcement.
>>537394900Invite them into to watch my personal stash of homemade pornography.
am i being detained or am i free to go
>>537414598Several. They always act polite, then fuck off because they look at my eyes and see what kind of fucks I don't give. Bringing me into court is the worst thing you could do, because any evidence they'd pull up on me would just have people agreeing with my political stances. Redpilling a court of law is not in their best interests. And yes they could kill me, but my soul is clean so I'll either reincarnate on a better planet than earth, or just reincarnate here and carry on my job as a soul of light. Fedniggers can't stop my power. I am of God and I know it. Notthe kinda guy anyone wants to fuck with. I'm like a calculator. You can try all you want to make me say 3 when inputting 1+1, but I will always say 2.Blessed be the light of unrelenting truth.
>>537394900If they don't have a warrant tell them they are trespassing, while you call the Sheriff, do not call local PD. Have the Sheriff charge them with trespassing. Get an attorney and have them get a restraining order against the Feds.
>>537394900Biden already told you what to do in these situations.You grab that shotgun and you shoot right through that door.seriously, I let them talk and I say nothing. Don't nod my head. No recognition of what they say.Then I just shut the door on them mid-stride and go back to what I was doing.
>>537415211>Several. They always act polite, then fuck off because they look at my eyes and see what kind of fucks I don't giveI have a fairly long tail on the interwebs. I would be very surprised if they were dumb enough to bogther trying and intimidate me by coming here. I"m an oldfag.
>>537394900Greet them warmly, welcome them into your home, offer that you have your wife fellate them, and then spread your asscheeks so they can search it for contraband.
>>537415319>I let them talk and I say nothing. Don't nod my head. No recognition of what they say.>Then I just shut the door on them mid-stride and go back to what I was doing.This is good too. Just treat them like Jehovah's Witnesses.
>>537394900"You wanna see my cock?">Sure>*skullfuck them unconscious and nut on their ID badges*>No"Then get the fuck off my property you ZOGBOT shabbos golem skanks lol"
>>537415231>call the Sheriff, do not call local PDnot how it works retard
>>537415396They've had me on their lists since 2005. I got arrested for making illegal weapons. That experience taught me an important lesson: These faggots aren't scary, they just pretend they are to make you incriminate yourself.Prison is 3 hots and a cot and a place to get fit and fight. Death is just a reset button. It ain't shit in the end. If I was an immoral person, I'd be a criminal without question because punishments wouldn't mean anything to me.
Dunno never posted it.>But it's logged hereNever posted it. I guess someone snuck into my place and typed it while I was on the shitter then.>You're making that upProve it.
>>537415722>They've had me on their lists since 2005. I got arrested for making illegal weapons.Sounds like good clean fun. I worked for WHCA for a bunch of years, so I had a clearance and had to keep my nose clean. I'm retired now, so I can say/do pretty much whatever I want as long as it is legal.
>>537394900https://files.catbox.moe/ifqjww.webm
>>537415866I've technically broken countless laws, but I have never attacked anyone innocent. I see myself as an angel of death for evil, not in an egotistical grandiose manner, but just in a state of mind as someone with complete intolerance for darkness and evil. I feel like that's what God would command of me. An entropy killer.
>>537415722>Death is just a reset button.This is correct. Consciousness is a field. Reality is the product of consciousness, not the other way around.
>>537395665Annihilated
>>537416162>state of mind as someone with complete intolerance for darkness and evil.I get this. I am autistic and abnormally sensitive to (real, not manufactured) injustice.Writing project 537 resulted in a drunken mental break that took weeks to recover from.
Comply or it's not going to end well.
Obey them like a good migger, SpiderKash has free speech in mind
>>537395279Not that hard desu
>>537394900You are fucked because they are going to shoot you in the face with no trial. FBI, SS, doesn't matter, you will be shot in the face regardless of how peaceful you answer the door. AND they will never be prosecuted for your murder. So you better shoot back before they shoot you. Let them bust in and unload on them. That way you at least have a slightly better chance of being taken alive when the cops raid your place.
>>537416322>Comply or it's not going to end well.Sure, if they have a warrant, I will comply. Otherwise I would literally ridicule them to their faces.
>>537416290It's not autism, it's a functioning bullshit detector. Never let people call you a pejorative because you can see clearly and concisely the truth of the world.>You're mentally ill because you notice patterns and call them out.Bullshit. Never tolerate bullshit. When you meet a bullshitter, tell them to go rot in a field with the rest of the bullshit.
>>537416413They're feds. You're already targeted for investigation.
>>537394900Just don’t answer lmao
>>537416522>They're feds. You're already targeted for investigation.Good, because I haven't broken any laws, and my project specifically calls for no violence:www.project537.com/faq/I'm also a half decent pretend lawyer -- won custody of 4 kids and kept my house without a lawyer.Go ahead and show up, IDGAF. At all.
>>537396318I'd rewrite this if I was them to reframe it as all the various laws the feds are violating and not being punished for.That first bullet isn't true, feds get paid shit. The double standards bit is actually provable and should be laid out with examples, same with the powers it doesn't have. I'd drop the pardon thing, that is the president and he's elected. The spying bit is good. I'd also add the hatch act and the FBI - their entire department violated the hatch act and got away with it. It's very clear they are political operatives now instead of nonbiased agents.
>>537416636I too can pretend.
>>537394900This is the future they want. Soviet styled gulags in America. Isn't it interesting that it's the same ethnicity pushing for this crap here after they did it in Russia 100 years ago, and turned the country into a paranoid poverty pit?
>>537416673>I'd rewrite this if I was them to reframe it as all the various lawsThere are plenty of things that could be changed, yes. BUT -- getting all of this into 680 words was an absolute motherfucker. This was purposefully written at a 9th grade level and to be read in 5 minutes anon.
>>537416803>I too can pretend.Okay, I'll bite on the ominous language.Pretend what?
>>537394900Tell them to fuck off and get a real job.
Trying to decide if I should get drunk tonight. Been good all week.
>>537394900Start to flirt with the one on the left
new rape slaves for dungeon
>>537394900Tell them to either bring charges or fuck off. They can't charge you for 1st Amendment-protected speech, so if they're showing up, it's purely an act to intimidate you. Call their fucking bluff. And if they DO bring charges, then hire a civil rights lawyer and you should stand to make all kinds of money from their malicious prosecution.
>>537416890
>>537395669Italy sent me a parking fine in the mail (all the way to Australia) months after my trip last year. I thought about ignoring it, since there's no way for them to make me pay, but because I respect ancient Rome I paid it in full.
>>537416900Pretend that anything can ever be done with kikes in charge and where the existence of bullshit like the NDAA and indefinite detention stipulations are still around.
>>537417090Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's-pilled.
>>537394900Grab, bend, plap. Most of them have a ravenous sex drive, and will only fight out of reflex at the very beginning.
>>537394900Do normies really feel this incredible urge to answer the door when someone knocks? Seems weird to me.
>>537394900Show them your FBI badge you bought off Temu.
>>537417127>Pretend that anything can ever be done with kikes in charge and where the existence of bullshit like the NDAA and indefinite detention stipulations are still around.Project 537 takes all that into account and solves for these problems, it just does not say so.There are times to *not* say certain things, and this was/is one of them.We all know that war and inflation are tools and who wields them.
>>537394900Ignore them. If they really want to talk to you, they can get a warrant.
>>537394900First, turn your phone on and record them. Ask to see their identification and state their names. Then before anyone says anything else, ask them if they have a warrant.If yes, tell them you have nothing to say and you want your lawyer. Go quietly and peacefully and ride out the process.If no, tell them they are not welcome and to leave your property before you have them trespassed. In the unlikely event they refuse to leave, follow through and dial 911 and get the local police to trespass them. Do not make small talk with anyone while you wait. They may talk or ask questions, you say nothing. When the locals get there just state facts, and say as little as possible (these people purporting to be FBI agents are here, they don't have a warrant, I have nothing to say to them, I've asked them to leave and they're refusing, I want them trespassed). Don't argue or otherwise engage with anyone involved.Post the video of the interaction on the internet so it's made public. Call a lawyer. You may or may not hear from them again but it's best to seek council. File FOIA requests.
>>537417090You should have paid them in lead acetate(sugar of lead, a currency in Rome).
>>537417325based knower
>>537417325I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but why not just not answer the door? Will it harm you in some way if you don't?
I did get 302'd by 5 PSP (with guns drawn) on my own property last year. I kept my mouth shut and did what they said. First/only time I experienced hand cuffs of the back of a cruiser.
>>537417256eaxactly
>>537394900Is your door bulletproof ?If it isn't, know bullets will go through both ways. Be the first one, anon.
>>537417490In the US, cops can come into your house without a warrant if they "see" something that indicates a crime. So, even if you crack the door to talk to them, that gives them the opportunity to make something up and search your home. Don't give them an inch. Keep the door closed. Let them come back with a warrant.
>>537396318Project 357 is better
>>537413348look the FBI is in the thread !
>>537414041>open the door and let them in>run and hidethis is retarded, typically leftist
>>537418032>look the FBI is in the thread !I'm not the FBI. I have a long ass tail on the Internet, and several anons have already posted that shit on here.I am a pissed off retired veteran who lives in a pile of rocks and logs.
>>537394900What did John Angelo Guage do? He streamed it like a 15 year old faggot. You would too, baby boy.
>>537413348Hey agent Johnson
>>537394900Drill a hole in your door and slip your erect penis through it and yell “suck my cock” from the other side of the door
>>537418113>retired veterangood goy
>>537395501Make sure to keep the coffee flowing and keep talking. Interrupt them every time they ask to use the bathroom.
>>537394900Start by asking them for an outrageous sexual favor, like being pegged while the other one watches and masturbates. When they decline, treat it like a negotiation. You use the pegging and voyeurism as a starting point. They won’t do that, but maybe they’ll meet you half-way with just a typical threesome.
>>537418032>look the FBI is in the thread !Okay, lets go with this faggot. For the sake of argument, say that P537 is a government run honeypot operation, even though it specifically calls for zero violence and zero destruction of government property.What the FUCK good would it do for the FBI to run a LARP like this? This isn't Qtard bullshit anon.Serious question.
>>537417490>I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but why not just not answer the door? Will it harm you in some way if you don't?If random white people show up on my doorstep, I'm going to ask who they are an what they want. It's not like in the movies where FBI agents are easily identifiable. They send them out in normal rental cars in casual clothes, and vanishingly fewer of them are 6'4" gray men with curly wire earpieces and aviators. And if you don't answer, they're probably just going to come back later.
>>537394900Moonwalk out the back door to your Komatsu D355A and star working down your hit list.
>>537395501That's actually a nice thing to do but you'll get tazed the second you open the door unfortunately.
Ive had them show up 3 times. You wouldn't believe what happened so im not even gonna bother telling because you retards spammed i was lying last times I made threads on itAll ill say is thisTell them to FUCK OFFdon't confirm or deny anythingTell them to LEAVE
>>537418606>You wouldn't believe what happenedNow you have me curious. Do tell anon.
they made it past alllll the traps, allll the way to your door, even ? what are you, stupid ?enjoy herba
>>537418606based as fuck, congrats anon
>>537394900I keep my lawyers card in my pocket I just hand them that and say nothing
>>537417490They will make an excuse to raid you
>>537394900Laugh and call them glowniggers. Also, don’t open the door. Speak through a window. If they’re going to arrest you, make them violate your rights so you can sue.
You are supposed to be police and say you will cooperate after your lawyer arrives but since I don't have a lawyer I would just say I am going to call them and see what happens after they just stand there waiting.
Fucking idiots think that the government, or any lawyer, would write something like this??
>>537418672pretty much. No damaged party = no crime"2 is in case 1 doesn't work out" - Dave chappelle?
>>537418922you can tell a woman wrote that shit
>>537394900If it's those two, Ask for a 3 way
>>537419047Fuck off. I wrote it. Mostly in Gettysburg, some in Jacksonville NC.
>>537417490When you open the door it exponentially increases the chance of a warrantless arrest or illegal search of your home. If they’re cops have no warrant and have to literally break down your door to get in, you’ve are getting a serious payday.
>>537418121Is he still making music
>tfw 2 cute young girls rang my bell the other day, probaly JW>too chicken to answer
>>537394900I would redpill the feds too
>>537419208>If they’re cops have no warrant and have to literally break down your door to get in, you’ve are getting a serious payday.Only in the USA.>>537419425all JW women are married, anon
>>537394900Tell them to shut their stupid cunt mouths and to GTFO your property. Simple as that.
Interesting how this thread just magically dropped off the board.
>>537395021https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781907656891571.mp4
>>537419123try not to act like a nigger
Do not open the door. Only speak through the door or a doorbell camDemand to see a warrant If they don't produce one or start bullshitting, then demand they get off your property If they dick around then tell them they have ten seconds to get off your property or you will be invoking your 2A rightsIf they continue to dick around, invoke 2ASay nothing else.
>>537413348Pretty sure you've never looked under a tree.
