They finally did it. They opened up the straight of Hormuz to avert the poo-pocalypse. >but muh famineI know, i too was looking forward to a billion starving brown retards commiting open cannibalism and overrunning the world, that sounded like a hell of a good time, but it is not to be. The fertilizers inputs and the food will be piped in and these coolies will go on as normal. Outside the ongoing jew war there is not, save for that chink scientist's claims, any practical means of starving a billion mud people to death. So we can all go back to>ai data centers>h1b immigration>tim hortons desicration>hideous brown bodies flooding inYou'll get a slow drip of nothing ever happening, to accompany the gradual decline, the dismal tide, of the brown flood. They'll have to do their big war, or whatever, in few years, to get some alphas caught up in it, and help everyone forget that any intanglement east of sicily is jewish from A to Z. On the vright side, you can do a bit more work, and put aside something while you get bled dry by inflation and the tightening noose of the surveillance economy, which will not stop under any circumstances.
it was always a wishcasting meme. india is remarkably food secure for a third world shithole. that's why nothing happened there in 2010-2011 when high fertilizer prices caused the Arab spring.
>>537400515It closed earlier. It's still on.
>>537385069Still happening
>>537400515On the bright side, and I think we can all admit it we made a good first attempt. It's a decent opener for a high score. It is June 19, and planting season started on June 1, so assuming it takes a few weeks to fertilize the polluted soil of asian niggerland, they should start that in august, if it even makes a difference at this point. It should also be noted, as others have pointed out, that the additives the shitters have been putting in their diesels will ruin many engines, and causeas yet, unknown economic damage. So whoever is waiting in the wings to sell the coolies new, or used, functional engines and tractors and so on will be sure glad they supported a half baked ZOG war. There are sure to be payoffs of that sort, maybe john deer or CAT, or maybe just used goods brokers selling crap to the idiots of india, who have no money and no sense anyway.The point is, we got to the 3 month mark of unintended consequences, and that is pretty impressive, considering that most people were against the ill-fated war for greater israel. Perhaps the war may restart, the jews certainly are trying to ensure that, but it may not do so in time to complete the process of annihilating the whole subcontinent. There is not enough public support for the war, and the right have an election to bumble through. Digits and something may yet happen, if any rollers care to partake. But either way, we came close, and perhaps that's close enough for now.
>>537400515i've never believed it in the first place. I never believe in stories that are to good to be true. It would have been like receiving poof that Santa really exists. Just can't happen.
>>537400515>They opened up the straight of Hormuz to avert the poo-pocalypse.OH NO NO NO NOBODY TELL HIM
>>537400515There's going to be crop failures regardless. Planting season is already over and super el nino is going to fuck with the weather.
>>537400885>>537400970Wait, so the unhappening which was previously reported is in fact NOT UN-HAPPENING? Which is to say that, in not unhappening it is in fact still ongoing, which is to say that there is a Definite Possibly that it is still going to Happen?Lemme crunch some numbers here
>>537401443In two, two weeks you'll see a happening like never before, or you won't but what is for sure is in two weeks something might happen!
>>537400515The jews bombed Lebanon last night. You're welcome goy.
>Strait is closed again.Looks like TJD is back on the menu, boys!
>>537401187Whadayamean?>>537401344There's always that, i suppose>>537401574>something ever happens if that's so then that means that in not having been un-happening-ed, that the unhappening was not UN-ED, but in fact did happen, which means something happened to negate an unhappening, which still has yet to happen, and therefore . . . Nothing ever happens?>>537401674Did it REALLY happen, or are you just saying that?>>537402217Pool's closed? Well, fuck me, i guess it's really happening
>>537400515thank you Taco Orange man for saving jeets and chinks from extinction
>>537401344Does India have a planting season? They have eternal summer after all.
>>537400515POOL'S CLOSED
>>537400707India is the least functional, functional country
>>537402541All we can say for certain is nothing ever happens till it happens and even then we will need I'd say approximately two weeks to study the date to determine if a happening is infact a happening.
>>537402832it's after cow rape season and before dog rape season
>>537400515it's actually closed again
>>537403103no, taco forced Israel to a ceasefire just now to surrender to Iran
>>537403187Uhhhhh no there was a "ceasefire" and this is what israel had to say about itIsraeli Channel 12: ‘A ceasefire does not mean ceasing fire. It means not escalating the attacks.’And then they bombed lebanon again
The Straight is not open. Iran confirmed the US has to steam ships away from the area. It also reiterated that Israel has to get out of Lebanon, which is NOT going to happen.Even if the Straight opened today, it is not Habbening /OFF. The world has done without a lot of fertilizer for the last 2 months. We have growing seasons where you plant and when you harvest. That is all timed out and we needed Fertilizer in spring, not summer.
>>537401443>>537401574Taco tuesday. They can't help themselves to the cookie jar of energy option chains. If you want to make bank. Shadow their trades.Friday buy end of daySell end of day Monday. License to print money. Over and over and over again using commodity futures energy trading in both energy and food. No luck involved. The president is rolling his own bank roll.
>>537401140>i've never believed it in the first place. I never believe in stories that are to good to be true. It would have been like receiving poof that Santa really exists. Just can't happenPicrel would be too wild to see. I could not imagine itBUTDidn't the strait close up again?
>>537402217>>Strait is closed again.>Looks like TJD is back on the menu, boys!picrel
>>537402832>Does India have a planting season? They have eternal summer after allEven if this were true, every day they miss is still a day they miss
>>537406628It's still closed. Nothing happened. Taco trading is still on.
Did anyone really think Israel would let Trump surrender?
>>537407385>It's still closed. Nothing happened. Taco trading is still onAll posting about jam boys aside... India really is fucked if they don't open that strait. They are currently destroying their engines with this ridiculous fuel mixture
>>537410073>India really is fucked if they don't open that strait. They are currently destroying their engines with this ridiculous fuel mixturealso see picrel
>>537410073Yeah. Guess what? Not a thing anyone here can do. It's hardly our concern if a population adopts a technology like the engine without any long term domestic plan other than buy more. 1.8 billion people...let that sink in...1.8 BILLION people that aren't planned in any regard for the reality of today, it's going to shit the bed sideways horribly
Trump is a poojeet licker since he asked Pakistan to not nuke India and hes is making us pay 300 billion to basically save India.Twice India had a chance to be removed
>>537410073>>537411018
>>537411018The untested biofuel...you know the difference between an engine running untested biofuel with no standard process and a molotov cocktail? Nothing. Especially when there's zero standards matched to something as simple as a carburetor. Fuel injects in engine, catalyst ignites, carburetor provides too much oxygen = car bomb.BOOM! Just watch.
>>537400515What can we do to bring it back up?Can I like bulk order rice or something?
India's peasantry all relies on small scale manual agriculture these days, with rotation of crops and supplementation with manure and night manure and other local resources. The vast bulk of the farmers grow enough for their own uses plus some surplus sold in the local community this way.Fertilizer is mainly used by large agricultural operations who feed the city folk. India is something like Rome used to be 2000 years ago - people ate much better in the countryside, city food was lower in quality because it all had to be brought in and was subject to changing hands through more middlemen, thus leading to adulteration.Heck in Rome for hundreds of years for wealthy people to maintain estates in the Agricola and cart their own food they themselves grew into their city homes, just so they wouldn't get sick or scammed. I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case in India. I know a famous Indian academic who's a poet laureate there, his family is insanely wealthy and he would know, I should ask him.
>>537413001No way they can feed that many people without the gains from chemical fertilizers
>>537414662Never said they could. But it will be the city people who die. All the dirt farmers will continue on as if nothing happened. Sure the city people may raid into the countryside, but everybody more than a day's moped ride from a megacity will be sitting pretty.India will return to medieval in a year, it won't take any longer.
>>537414844>Sure the city people may raid into the countryside, but everybody more than a day's moped ride from a megacity will be sitting prettyAnyone within a moped ride will see World War Z
>>537415183This is true. I've seen some insane Indian riots, somebody posted one a while back where they were all climbing some tower in a mass like straight out of a zombie movie and then it collapsed killing countless Indians.
>>537413001>Fertilizer is mainly used by large agricultural operations who feed the city folk.And what do you think it's gonna happen, genius?
>>537412631>hes is making us pay 300 billion to basically save IndiaNow that I think about it, you have it backwards. Trump is making India suffer (by keeping the strait closed) to make Israel happy (by keeping the Iran conflict going)
>>537401115also monsoon failure
