After concerning reports of sabotage and perfidious Algae, being spread and contaminating our precious national fluids, President Donald J. Trump (Peace be upon him) has ordered the deployment of a special purpose unit; PERSONNEL PROTECTING PUBLIC POOLS (PeP-PuPoo).Thank you for your attention to this matter - You lost tranny.
>>537408376This post was funny. You're still gay though.
>>537408531Why do you hate America?
>>537408531fpbp
Don't look at the lights
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>>537408376just fill the hole with mercury thats shiny and will keep the retards in check
>>537414307Alright thats pretty good.
>ANTIFA TRANNY SCUBA DIVERS ARE SABOTAGING THE POOL!!!!!!
>>537414307There won't be a trip back, Mr. Mutto...
>>537409440You will never be white
>>537417713You will always stay mad.
>>537410817>attempts to bobrosspost convincingly>doesn't even mention "phthalo green"jeet who's never watched the show detected
>>537419314concerning
>>537415933damn wonder if somebody is going to get prosecuted for it
>>537420021LOCK THEM UP!
>>537415942Liquid mercury is a wonderful algaecide and it reflects better than algae water. Problem solved!
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>>537420627Ah, truly worthy of a king's tomb.
>>537410817LMAO
>>537408376Are the algae in the room with us now?
>>537421266Algae isn't real. It can't hurt you.
>>537408376these are the most harmless memes and miggers are fuming wtf
>>537408376
>>537419072>1.7mPretty sure it's actually $17m
>>537408376Why are they all wearing scamdemic masks? Uh woke much!
>>537408376It never even occurred to me that lefties could have been tainting the pool with algae. But it's completely on brand for them. Then I'm reminded that literally 50% of democrats - not liberals, but regular old democrats - think it would be justifiable to kill Trump and Musk.And then I remembered how they celebrated when Kirk was killed. And now I'm aware again that democrats want anyone and everyone right-of-center to die.So I'm left asking myself, why are we not massacring these people? Or at the very least, sucker punching every single purple haired woman we cross paths with? At least you have a good chance of not getting caught. I drop nails in local section 8 apartment complexes every weekend. I have a rotation of 6 complexes and have been doing this for years. I'm doing my part. Why arent you doing yours?
>>537421818Saved.
>>537420371>>537420021Lock them up for a few months with Washington D.C.s finest nigger rapists.
And tren de agua also
>>537408376>PERSONNEL PROTECTING PUBLIC POOLS (PeP-PuPoo).best thread OP I can remember seeing this year
>>537410817>an actual manually edited photoabsolute madman
>>537408376Pool's closed due to aids and algae.
>>537418138>>537419897>>537422526hollywood is shit because the best satire/comedy writers are all writing this shit atm
literally writing reality into an idiocracy prequel
>>537408376Why don't they just shoot the algae?Just get a machine gun and shoot each and every one of those invasive fuckers.
We pay tribute to the courageous heroes who waded onto the shores of D.C. on A-Day to liberate the pool from the slimy grip of Antifa, Ducks, and incompetent no-bid contractors, those who slipped down on the unforgiving terrain of polyurethane coated concrete or were paid the ultimate price in taxpayer dollars, and the men fighting in the ongoing War on Algae to ensure the horrors of 6/11 are never repeated. We honor every serviceman who has worked through lunch breaks, while fighting to keep America clean, most without fanfare or acclaim, their names only known by their loved ones. We owe them all a debt of gratitude. Our freedom and prosperity are only possible because of their bravery.And at a time when our country is so divided, there should be no debate about one thing – this shit is hilarious.
>>537410817Mexican flag green?
>>537423307I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY
>>537408376Do they get a sentinel of the fluids badge or something?
>>537423175>when leftists have tranny parties on the white house lawn and attack your monuments, thats not idiocracy>trying to stop it? basically writing the prequel!
>>537424104>thinking it's exclusively limited to the Trump II regimewe had a tranny first lady right in our faces alreadyfool
lol
>>537421908Surprisingly, it's only $1.7m.
>>537419897Miggers will actually defend this literal retard
ALGEA DIES TONIGHT
>>537408376I'm not the one sending you videos of brazillian women. If your pool is that important to you then put a fence around it and remember: not everyone wants to be in your pool.
>>537410817Happy little algae
>>537408376WE WILL FIGHT THE ALGAE HEAD ON, HOORAH
>>537424069They get challenge coins.
>>537422168I expected magatards to lose their minds after losing a war to Iran, but this algae shit is dumber and crazier than I expected.
>>537408376how do you fuck up this badly?
>>537426360Hard to tell by the pixels.
>>537425110lmao
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>>537408376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>537410817Bob ross is the GOAT
>>537408376>After concerning reports of sabotage and perfidious AlgaeNigga the reflecting pool always has agea in the summer. Pay a pool boy to clean it if it actually matters
>>537423307Clean it up
