Why am I seeing this fucking retarded shit everywhere now? Is this "the new current thing"?
>>537409133I drive a little car, that looks quite hard to park and maneuver around tbqh.
>>537409133NPC monkey see monkey do.This isn't new idiot.
>>537409133Basically if you like someones jeep, you can leave a little rubber duck on the hood to let the person know. Some people display the ducks left on their jeep on the dash to show how many people liked it. Though, you should really stop after a certain point.
>>537409270Why must it always happen though?
>>537409658Because having an original though makes you weird to these women.Being weird is a crime to them.They can't be seen around you if you don't nod and smile.The fucked up part somebody had to start that gay trend by being weird.
>>537409133It's a Jeep fag thing
>>537409133jeep girl things
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>>537409909It just falls back to the whole mating ritual thing in the end then? Eat/Kill/Mate/Sleep/Repeat until death. Maybe that's how our women became so freakin retarded in America too.
>>537409499That's not how people actually use em though. You either see 0 ducks of 25 of them on a dashboard, there's no in between. I've never seen a Jeep with just 3 ducks.
>>537409133This is what happens when 85% of consuner apensing is dictates by liberal white womenEndless retarded comsmopolitan trends and roads filled to the brim with shitty SUVs and crossoversOh and thats a modern jeep, peak faggotry and useless stelantis garbage
>>537409133Something about as a jeep owner you get a little toy duck for ever cock you suck. Idk why its a jeep thing I guess.
>>537409133I rented a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon from Enterprise one time (wasn't my choice but was all they had for me) and I accepted the vehicle and it was the biggest piece of shit I had ever rented in my entirety of renting. No good bullshit ass fucking truck.
>>537409133it's been a thing since 2010, OP. get a jeep and some ducks. you Will get laid
>>537409499Fucking Reddit personified. Fuck their cheap ass hunkashit ass truck, hope the repo man enjoys how it looks.
>>537410085>This is what happens when 85% of consuner apensing is dictates by liberal white womeneverybody wants vagina
>>537409499I know a woman who gets jeep ducks and often people will put their Instagram and other contacts on the bottom. It's a way to start conversation. Why does this bother anyone? If you find one on your Jeep, just leave it there and drive away. Who gives a shit?
>>537409658Because the powers that be have, over time and enough refinement, created a society that by and large programs you to be normal and functions off this baselineSee: bride of Christ, but in its antithetical sense; a beast rising up out of the sea/nationsThis is prophetically a homogenous culture that climaxes with the integration of man and machine, but clay does not mix with iron, and the trannyhumanists will scam the multitude to their own damnation: just so they can continue mortgage paymentsSo bride of the antichrist in qn antithetical senseBoth are spiritual mosaics of their constituents
>>537410075>>537409499Yeah jeep consoomers like to pretend they're in some sisterhood where their ducky merit badges are compliments from their secret admirers but they actually just buy them themselves from amazon for imagined clout.
>>537409133It is the most NPC shit I have ever seen. Jeep culture went from off road bros to trannies and lesbians in the blink of an eye. Would never own another one at this point. They used to be shitty fun and cheap. Now they are shitty, gay, and expensive.
>>537409133I always wondered what that was for but never cared to look into it. I just assumed it was some pizza gate type shit that helped pedos identify each other
>>537409133Did you just wake from a coma?
>>537409133hahaha I do that
>>537409133IRS a jeep advertising gimmick. Basically they astroturfed a “jeep owner culture” where you would place a rubber ducky on a (modified) jeep as a compliment.It sounds really stupid, but it is honestly absolutely genius.Jeep owners fucking LOVE it. I’ve heard multiple absolutely GUSH about the first duck they got.And, most important of all, we are talking about it right now.Whoever had this idea deserves to be pretty wealthy.
>>537409133It’s just their high score at the local glory hole.
>>537410189No; the demoncratic process favours useful idiots to screen their corrupt ballot boxes and propagate feefees in the form of impotent election promisesAmong other things, women werent fit for a republic of status men; and we have all seen the consequence of liberation in that regard; rampant abortion and endless whoredoms, youre also sexist if you disagreeFun times until the music fucking stops and stacy cant power her curling iron lmao, not that she had any idea or clue how to start a fire
>>537410026Why do you think people buy BMWs?Because they're cool??No it's a status symbol. There are cars that are way cooler but they don't make the pussy tingle.
>>537410247In a sense it's as if TPTB aka Jews/Freemasons procure new fads and popular things across the west every year and none of it is authentic like it was maybe in the fucking Middle Ages.
>>537410279Ive wanted to buy a buick lesabre or some old af sedan and put this shit on them .......just to spite faggy jeep owners
>>537409133back in my day all we did was wave at each other as we passed
>>537409133>nowYou made it outside Good job bro Proud of you
>>537409133>>537409133started from covid. duckduckjeep is the hashfag that started it all
>>537410460Yes anon, if you havent noticed by now that every cultural precedent has been a fake and gay thinktank engineered shitshow, idk what to tell youIn terms of marketing, making someone feel special with a feedbackloop of ducks is more successful and profitable for your shitty stelantis garbage than is actually fixing your trash and investing in quality r&dJust continue pumping out shovelwqre jeeps, get retards hooked on aftermarket modifications- which i bet are also 95% cosmetic and few and far between performance upgrades that fix these garbage vehiclesAs anon said before, old jeep tj had actual SOVL because he was a rugged straight 6 death machineOnce jurassic park faggots got shafted their childhood by a GFC, jeeps became increasingly shitty and the minda of those prospective buyers were a 50/50 crapshoot between a present fsther giving them insight to shitty stelantis or just a general wrenchlet sixth sense- and the other half were permenently castrated into a life of being forever pppr because boomershits sold out their future for a speculative hedgefund betAnd we have been in an ongoing recession since 2008/9 and only a depression since the plandemic of 2019Notice now how everyone is being constrained in a resource war and we gradually return to a multipolar world order?Should be interesting timelines to 2030
>hanging dumb shit from your mirror>collections of dumb shit on your dashIt's a windshield. You're meant to be able to see through it. It's not a fucking curio cabinet.
>>537409133The first time someone did this to my 87 YG I got so fucking pissed. Don’t my stuff. Now when I get a duck I throw that shit in the ground and drive off.
>>537410774You should get some hemp string and just build a little duck noose on your rear bumper and hang all your ducksOr sell your jeep because its only gonna get worse
>rightoids being anti-social freaks exhibit #725763
Is it true "Jeep Girls" are massive sluts?
>>537410955>faggot thinks he is a special snowflakeIts a n+1 sort of equation
grr my jeep is so angwy >_< me tough man with ducks on my dashboard! now watch this 5 lane swerve to my exit
>>537409499That's cute and people having hobbies should be encouraged.>>537410245Do they know she is a woman or do they just want to get into contact because of the car?
>>537410942that's a good ass idea it almost makes me want to buy a jeep to do it
>>537410075I had a jeep with one duck because my friend gave it to me and didnt tell me whyI threw the duck away when i saw other people's jeeps.
>>537409133People with these or tissue boxes on their dash need to have their licenses revoked
>I hate funFagsI had a Jeep way before it was a thing. Pic is from 2004, before soccer moms were collecting ducks. But fuck that. If I still had a Jeep it would be covered in ducks. Seethe more, loser.‘94 YJ3.5” BDS lift33x12.50 SuperSwamper TSL’s4.56 gearsDetroit locker in the front diffFord 8.8 rear end with an ARB locker
>>537409133this is one reason why I'll never own a Jeepthey are woman-coded
>>537409133Get with the program dweeb.....and don't forget to show your support for our Leader™ while you're at it
>>537411575Also, this is the same model and trim level used in Jurassic Park. They have the same green cloth seats with brown leather trim. Really great color combo. Mine was a dark forest green exterior, with the 4.0L inline 6 and a 5-speed.
>>537409133>no ducks given
>>537409133They are technically rich people
>>537409133>disabled parking badge
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