Which ones could you take in a fight, /pol/?
>>537414780Maybe a female gray
Any White with blue eyes is a Nordic ayylmao human mutt btw
>>537414780would absolutely play a co-op shooter starring these four
>>537414780Why are reptilians so perfect?
>>537414780
Every one loses to the Chad Reptilian/Nord hybrid master race
>>537414780They're all fallen angels and/or demons.The earth is flat and stationary.
>>537414780flamethrower would take out zerg and ET fingersnap fast.partner with the elohim to eradicate the lizards >>537414927you forgot to post *that* webm
>>537416073>wants ayylmao grey pussy and not mantid cloacapleb
>>537414780I'm going to beat the shit of the little gray weirdo while you guys handle the rest
>>537414780Here. Your aryan aliens arrived. Enjoy it.
It seems like we're intergalactic manlets bro's
>>537416314only in recent times
>>537416150Nobody tell this anon what mantids do to their mates after sex.
>>537414780All of them, unless they have dbz gravity chambers on their ships they're gonna be weak af from space travel.Lack of gravity will destroy your muscles and bones.
>>537414780>Graystime travellers, they're just us tens of thousands of years henceor at least, they descend from us, having a completely de novo genomic structure to undo the damage from centuries of genetic modificationthey really fucked themselves over—making themselves look like anime characters and furries, you can imagine where we're headed when genetic modification becomes elective—and now they need genes from us>Nordicsspace travellers, breakaway Nazi civilisation stemming from Vril Society members, high ranking Nazis, and German supermodels who 'went missing' in the closing days of the way (so-called Vril Maidens)the war with the US continued after '45, Byrd, and Dönitz' comments when he was on trial and so on, but a peace deal was signed in the mid-50s or so after the White House flyover in '52they retrieved what we can assume were genetic samples from the children of Operation Paperclip, and then AFAIK haven't really been seen much since>Reptiliansterrestrial dimensional travellers, from the dimension where dinosaurs were never wiped out, they remained the dominant species, and continued to evolvewe're some sort of delicacy to them; they eat us>Insectidsintraterrestrial dimensional and time travellers, they're from a future version of an alternate Earth, and have been shaping our development after helping to create usI don't know if anybody knows their goal in doing this, or if they're at all benevolent
>>537414780you mean to tell me that Finns crashlanded a spaceship on Earth?
>>537414780Bash reptilian heads with a cinderblock. Scaly niggers.
>>537414780you think reptilians have cloacas?
I think the argonian could smoke me but dad forced me into shito-ryu so the agarthan, grey twink and the mantis on hgh are ez
>>537414780>Which ones could you take in a fight, /pol/?Mantid: speed and sharp clawsGrey: Paralyzing mental powersSaurian: superior strength and ferocity. Possibly speed too.Nordic: galactic martial arts trainingAt my old age, none of them sadly.
>>537416990You can just spin it and it works. You need a decent sized ship, one that would need to be built in space, but it's not that hard to do.Tragically though you will be nauseated unless the ship is big enough which is a significant barrier.
>>537414780I'd love to beat the fuck out of the grey bobble heads. They are the current owners or bidders of this planet.Rest of the cast are lies and disinformation.
>>537417341Fuck xenos one day we'll kill them all.
I just give the black ops auto sniper to my highest firing accuracy guys, problem solved
>>537416538They're intergalactic Mormons.
>>537414780so they're the xindi from star trek: enterprise? someone call cap'n archer, he knows how to handle these fags
>>537414780>>537420651I'd get my ass whooped by a grey in a fist fight, I cant beat any of them
>>537416417anon it's worth it, your body will nourish thousands of little hybrid mantid mongrels
>>537414780this is literally the plot of the last season of Resident Alien
>>537414780I can fight all of the them 1v1
>>537416990If they can reach other star systems surely they solved muscle atrophy
>>537414780why would a reptile wear clothes?
Rip out mantids arms, they beat you with the stumpKick grey, they teleport to Mothership which beam lasers at youReptilian just rapes your anus (barbed dick, obv)Punch and beat Nord, and their mind magic turns you into a Thrall for life
>>537414780Them little grey fuckers don't stand a chance against my roundhouse kick.
>>537414780It's the same shit people have been saying for decades. Must mean it's real.
>>537415021Cool!
Shoot first. Do an 180 and walk away.
>>537414780>far leftMantoids. You are fucked if you encounter them. They have a hard exoskeleton, but their mechanical weight management and their pressure variation differentials for heat exchange make them very efficient at doing tasks for long periods of time. Now multiply that by their psionics, and horrific ability to stand still in almost any position for YEARS on end. The perfect assassins.>second from leftPsionic reliant, gifted technologists, not that great physically, but just try and get close. Big brains are the only thing that can get around them. Scarily good surgeons. Excellent at biology. Variety of colors. Love freezing things for later study. Greys are mercenary scientists.>third from rightReptilians. Good luck one versus one-ing them. Some of them have poison spit and acid glands. Some paralize with a bite. Most are furiously strong or scarily fast. The worst are both. However, if you can stay alive long enough you might be able to wear them down. They can also spend lots of time standing still. Hours to days. Decent for ambush predation. They are extremely good at fighting.>forth from the rightPleiadians. Good luck. If you can hardly take down a viking, you are definitely not going to like anything Hanz 2.0 has up his sleeve. They aren't even Nazi. The progenitor race of all the blondies basically laughs at danger. They have seen it all, have been around longer than you, and will kick your ass martially, mentally, and technology wise. They are the most reasonable of the lot. They prefer the space equivalent of Danegeld for every planet they have under their visit.Also, yes. They are all real, and we're about to suffer a massive war, because they all converged on this planet. Again. For yet another spatial war.Good Luck.
>>537416073Can you post 'that' webm...I don't have it saved and want to fool my wife that it's real
>>537414780All of them, fuck xenos.
>>537414780I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ARGONIANS
Does it not stand out to anyone else that there now seems to be these 4 "alien" races. It feels to much like something out of the lore of the next new video game, it just seems too... on the nose.
>>537420669you can just accelerate/decelerate at 1G or whatever
>>537415420There’s actually UFOlogy lore/conspiracy theory lore that a corrupt faction of the Nordics and a corrupt faction of the Reptilians are essentially the relevant dominant ET races working with the “Blur Blood” elites of humanity on Earth, precisely to try to splice their genetics together (Reptilian & Nordic) into these ruling-bloodlines, creating an ideal hybridized elite to rule Earth humanity while appearing to be members of Earth humanity.
>>537423247> Blur BloodBlue Bloods**Like the rich elite nobility, royal houses and ruling bloodlines, plus banking dynasties
>>537414780weren't they like enemies? or was it chupacabra ship, collected them for experiments
>>537423151it's not real, it's a baseless claim with precisely no proof. there is no aliens, maybe somewhere, but not here. what we have is a faggot world conspiracy where governments are creating human hybrids with various non human dna as well as modified human dna
>>537414780Somebody watched Xindi season of Star Trek: Enterprise too many times. It still sucks, by the way.
>>537423305Random ships. Collected over time.
>>537416990The idea is they can manipulate spacetime and gravity (“antigravity”) as their form of space travel (also FTL-travel, faster-than-light or superluminal travel).
>>537414780i could beat the living fuck out of the grasshopper, shit eyes and the troon
>>537423247I would not ever fuck with a RepNord hybrid, theyre unstoppable killing machinee
>>537420651>At my old age, none of them sadly.Have some confidence, you old pussy. He didn't say anything about them having supernatural powers.
>>537422782Think again.
>>537414780*shrug*What a crew.
>>537416990>the grav chamberThey do. They absolutely do.
>>537414927>Maybe a female grayThat Grey is a male Swissbro. Their penises retract when not breeding or when they are alarmed. I made the same mistake and ended up sword fighting till I could crawl away.
>>537423247>UFOlogy lore/conspiracy theory loreSo made up bullshit by glowniggers to fuck with ufo nut jobs.I had a close encounter of the 3rd kind and learned the hard way that almost nothing relating to this topic is legit. I would be surprised if even 1% of contactee stories are true almost all of them I can sniff out as being made up in 30 seconds of starting to listen to them.
>>537414780>I am scared of crickets, so i would run away>Would mindrape me with his superior brain>To strong>Can dominate easily, looks like some timmy about to troon out, long haired timmy = troons
>>537424247The Grey can cut off a limb and grow it into a completely new grey. They do have male and female vestigials, but they're just vestigials. Either way. None of this matters because shit is about to go down so hard that will make a supernova seem tame by comparison.>...Had Shit, Not Gotten, Real...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLOp4SUlhI0
>>537414780Are Lyrians just better drivers?
>>537424941Lyrian ships are actually just programmed to combust on failure, and so the majority of them have never been found, but I bet you can't guess their favorite form of infiltration.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsHNPnny40Y
>>537415238I thought they didn't have tails?
>>537414780Wouldn't the Reptilians eat the Insectoids?
>>537425189Some of them do. It depends on specific biome. Place. Religious practice. The universe is bigger than most people could ever dream.
>>537414780for me its the ebonites
>>537422513To prevent Indian rape
>>537425261They used to. For approximately one. One. One singular "civil" war. What happened next was an adjustment of strategy what would make you think three hundred and forty three space sectors too close for a single encounter with Mantoid menaces. They are peaceful. Until they're not. Then just try and calm them down. They have a hate that is more like a hunger. They will not shirk at using omnicidal weapons. Mr. Miyagi, just wants to be left in peace. They are horrifically strong for their size, and can survive even the vacuum of space for short bursts without a suit. Think about it. Think about hundreds of thousands of eggs per couple. Now start backing away. Slowly.
>>537414780All of them except the bug. It looks like it has four arms with two being sharp and pointy. Two arms and two legs and I would win unless they trained for a few years.
>>537414927Grays are biomechanoid android scouts. They are vastly stronger than humans. They can lift a ton with ease.
>>537414780TRD
>>537414780So there are more races here on Earth than in the Universe? Do the reptiles and the others have jews and niggers living there too?
>>537414780Are you assembling a team?
>>537414780>blonde aryan evolution in another planet and our.Based implication
>>537414780>nordicsWouldn't this prove that Humans are not the only Humans but a seed planet for a Human civilization?What is also interested about the 3 non-humanoids is that they fit descriptions of supposed sightings. Giant mantis people, grays, and obvious reptilians are all reported sightings. I think that the MJ12 decision to take the technology from greys made the "Nordics" abandon us as a lost seed planet.
>>537414780I would fuck up a gray after I affix my special helmet that blocks their mental powers. I would break their spindly little arms and legs wait for him to call to his friends and then I'd fuck them up too.
>>537427865You have not even begun to experience the racism of the average Pleiadian. They aren't even the true Sons of Anun. Imagine a racism so overwhelming, that if your skin is not a translucent crystal hue of white and your hair not a platinum color silver, minimum, and your eyes not a milky white, you cannot, will not, shall not pass. They don't consider your average blondie more than a monkey, the average brownoid is less than scrap to them, the average monkey doesn't register to them like an insect would to you. All this, from a single jolly "fat man" sitting on a throne yelling "NIGGERS!" all the way down the line. That's our predicament. Right now.
>>537422948All blue eyed humans on Earth trace their lineage back to one single individual, some Nordic ayylmao who went rouge and fucked some slag
Can't help but wonder if there are alien nordic women, and if so, what their armpits are like
>>537425189I heard they cut them off or armor them.
>>5374147801. They don't exist.2. If they did, all of them.
>>537428342>They don't exist.you're too low IQ for them to detect otherwise they'd speak to you
>>537414780The nordic faggy looking one I guess.>inb4 he has telekenises or some shit.
>>537428529He has a foot long girthy cock and a crystal up his ass.
>>537428437I have an officially measured IQ for GATE, University societies, and workplace aptitude tests of 147. How about you?
>>537414780for some reason I feel a strong urge to punch a grey alien in the face and laugh.Im not a bully. I don't have these feelings about humans but for some reason I would enjoy beating one of these things to death
>>537428605and yet somehow you failed life and your family and ended up hereimagine that
>>537428569Kek
>>537414927Hot
>>537428745I have a 6 figure job, a 7 figure house (paid off), a wife and kids. I am here because I hate kikes. How about you?
>>537428569Crystals in your ass don't do anything because you're third eye is far away. An evil submaker ruined my life, my entire body and face became HIDEOUS and deformed, everything got worse in my life and i don't know what to do. I bought a subliminal from a popular latinamerican submaker, I expressed to him that I wanted to improve both my mother's and my life because our lives have been really bad, that I'd really wanted to see us happier and I wanted to help her, that I wanted to be feminine, healthy and young again. I paid $187 dollars to him and trusted him because he had like 220k followers after all: I put all my faith into his subliminal, hoping that i could help my mom and make her happier and also hoping that one day I would become who I really wanted to be. I listened to his trash for a month and 19 days approximately, I avoided taking pictures and looking at the mirror because most submakers say that is the best thing to do, and it didn't help that whenever i noticed bad changes, my mom would blame it on "weight loss" but then i took pictures of my hands, face and body and then I realized that it was NOT "weight loss" as weight loss does NOT change your bone structure. My cheekbones flattened horribly, my feet and hands became HUGE, I grew an huge adam's apple and a longer neck, my skin worsened, and I became taller(went from 5'4 to 5'6), my face got longer, my eyes deeper set, my jawline got squared shape and I got an overall bigger body which is NOT supposed to be an effect of feminization. I'm devastated and honestly have been contemplating su**c*d* because I now look hideous and have bigger proportions than most men and if that wasn't enough, my relationship with my mother got WORSE(fortunately that has changed after I stopped listening to that trash) I don't think I'll ever recover my looks. I honestly have no idea how evil and scummy you have to be to ruin someone's life like this :(. I opened a paypal dispute and this idiot excused himself
>>537428853>stuff that never happened:D
>>537428887So I'm guessing you have none of these things, and this is how you cope with it.
>>537424401>had a close encounter of the 3rd kind and learned the hard way >I got anal probed and I liked it
>>537414780"A CIA-funded researcher has claimed.
>>537428923I have virtually everything I need / want because I live in a real country, not a Chinese colony lmaoAyys won't talk to you because you're an obtuse retard and until that changes be grateful I'm even bothering with you myself
>>537420651I'll take Jeet Kwon Do over any pussy space karate
>>537427885>I would fuck up a gray after I affix my special helmet that blocks their mental powers.They also have a mind controlling gaze.
>>537414780Fuck off space niggers, we’re full
>>537414780I'll take the migger in a diaper
>>537414780There is weird shit going on. Interdimensional telepathy type stuff. Something like communications between layers of reality, like subatomic spectrums. Anyway, I met this entity. One of the Pleiadians. Its name Sophia, has a history on earth. I happen to know this Sophia because I have a history on earth. I've been living here a very long time, and I've seen a lot of shit that has happened here.These pleiadians live in a higher dimensional form of existence. Its something like a self contained dream like universe. I can visit this universe and dream from a spectrum of countless thousands of dreams about existing in a pleiadian in various ways, all about adventure, travel, history, new worlds. Its like I'm in the holodeck of a spaceship and have all the essentials of multidimensional space open up to me and simulate countless possible realities, but the level of reality corresponds with the level of my soul and its capabilities.I happen to meet all sorts of alien intelligences within these dream planes. One to consider are the Jinn, inorganic beings. From what I can tell, and I can't really tell much, but they don't seem to be 'atomic', they are some type of spectrum of energy that basically becomes a universe with its own timeline and structure of space and time.
>>537414780>Which ones could you take in a fight, /pol/?None of them, because I would join their side and help them liberate earth from the jew.
>>537428887Stop projecting your insecurities, this is a website for roided up Nazis.
>>537425189We have short tails. It's like a tortoise's tail.
>>537429937but you're a jew and I see you, little hat
>>537430024Would a jew post this?
>>537414780I can one tap that little bugger with my 99% accuracy shot
>>537430088why not, it's not the first time you've lied here is it now.
>>537417341>reptillians>insectoids
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'
>>537430222Trips of truth, chek'd n kek'd
>>537429127Pretty cringe bro since chinks are 5% of the population here, and remind me, how many spics and niggers do you have? You have nothing.
if you chose grey then you lost. greys will fuck your shit up. greys can literally paralyze you with their minds. they can also implant thoughts, make you think you are imprisoned being raped by niggers then make you take your own life out of shame. also nearly unkillable, motherfuckers can poke holes in you with rapid attacks like picolo from dbz, they may or may not be able to teleport, could be mind tricks or real hard to say. grey teleported some food out of my hand once, never found it
>>537428529Lol he'd snap your neck almost instantly with his bare hands.
>>537415021No I think they took European babies for their own uses (changeling exchange), they're more like lost cousins
>>5374306502 weeks
>>537414780all of them
>>537414927What about a gay one that lives in a glow nigger's attic?
>>537414780One time an alien was in my room in the middle of the night. It was years ago, I posted about it on /x/ and couldn't sleep for days. I went to bed, and remember distinctly having a dream about a small UFO flying around this street lamp outside my window. The dream woke me up, and when I woke up I could hear my cat sniffing in my ear like crazy. I go to reach up to push her away and can't move, and then remembered that I keep my door shut at night and my cat doesn't sleep in here with me... And the sound intensifies. I start really getting scared. Panic is setting in, I still can't fucking move or speak. I'm just laying there begging my body to move and it will not, and the sound in my ears was getting louder. I'm about to have a breakdown, full panic and nothing I'm trying to do is changing the situation. About to start crying, probably wet myself. Somehow I was able to pull myself together long enough to put all my strength into sitting up, and let out a big yelp. And I was sitting up. The sound was gone, thankfully. But then I look to my left and see it. It's a Gray, standing there next to my bed looking at me. >Ahhh! What do you want!? It just stares at me. I'm completely covered in sweat. >GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE! and I try to hit it. It actually dodged my hit. I didn't swing through it like he was a hallucination, he moved out of the way and I hit air. Now I really just want to curl up and die. I'm more scared than I've ever been in my whole life. There was just a little light in my room because of the street lamp I mentioned earlier, so I decided to turn on the lights. I had to pull the pull string over my head to do it. I reach up and can't find it, give up and turn my head to see it, that was the only time I took my eyes off him. I pull the string and turn back and he's gone.
