just go trad and live in the woods, anons….
>starves
>>537420644It's better to die into the wild than trust your life to a female, the government, and nowadays even your own parents given how abysmally evil the boomers are
>>537420644That's how I plan to retire.
>>537420644I tried, it was alright for a few years but then I got bored and just started building a house with shit from the dump instead.Don't eat wild potato seeds kids.
>>537421033Me too
>>537420644he'd be found easily nowadays and kicked off the land. you can't escape. another story i heard from the 1980s was a man driving as far as he could until gas ran out and lived in the woods until he was found in the 2000s. he was stealing food from random houses and was eventually found due to cameras being everywhere.he got 7 months of jail and was forced back into society.
>>537420644I am. Housing is terrible.
>>537421143>he was stealing food from random houses and was eventually found due to cameras being everywhereThat's how FBI most wanted fugitive Eric Rudolph was caught after evading capture for a decade. An unsuspecting officer arrested him for dumpster diving.
>>537421143Campfire stories.
>>537421091Imagine how peaceful it would be. Where I live now all I ever hear is traffic so I'd love it.
>>537420644he's lived more than you. a meaningful life doesn't have to be long.
>>537420644Genuine retard
>>537422150shut up
>>537422196no
>>537422224yes
>>537421048>Don't eat wild potato seeds kids.story?
what happens when a redditor run off into the woods after watching survival videos
>>537422281no
>>537420644
>>537420644I live in the woods. Just move every 2 weeks. I got solar etc play vidya all day. It’s comfy ngl.
>>537420644>implying that I can cure a lifetime of neurological rewiring and reconditioning through hyper-exposure of modern electronicsOh, anon. This life is enough to make you want to plug one in your skull just to speedrun through all the meaningless cheap thrills. Me moving out to the middle of bumfuck nowhere would be the final nail in the coffin.
>>537422388Potatoes are in the night shade family. Their leaves and especially seed contain toxic poison. Not even fun poison, just hurt your stomach and head poison.
>>537420644Fafo hippy.
>>537420644The woods are not for owning they are for renting on your weekend off. Your space is 2 cabins down on the left between Patel, family of 12 and Cletus & Bubba's Kill 'n Grill. Enjoy your Stay
>>537420644>rich cuck suicides in the forest>pussies out in the end and seethes in diary >shitty parents whom he hated milk his story for moneykek'd
>>537421048>Corrugated iron fenceKekthat shit will rust through in 5 years, there's a reason no one does that
>>537420644i'd rather have a go at violent revolution that resign myself to a life of scrabbling in a green brown wasteland
