House market has gone insane
>insaneThe only insanity happening are you mice insisting on living in the mice utopia
You don't have to buy a house.You can just rent.
>>537422312>pay exorbitant rent for the rest of your life
>nooo you don't get it I HAVE to buy an overpriced house in the city, I wouldn't survive in a rural area theres dirt and meth and stuff out there plus no diverse food
>>537422210>5 beds>3 bathsThe pic is misleading, this house is fucking huge
>>537422447>10 rupees have been deposited to your Blackrock account
>>537422502Enjoy your new lodgings, citycuck
>>537422210>5 beds, 3 baths>1176 sqftHow?????
>>537422572why are half of them hugging
>>537422210where i am a similar house would be in the upper 100s probably. any big city isn't going to have cheap realty.
If I'm a single male and I plan to be single and childless for the rest of my life what should I aim to own?Is it possible to buy an extremely small home with land in the US without it being tied to any kind of HOA?Planning out my future for real right now.
>>537422696jeets are gay
>>537422390>pay exorbitant property taxes for the rest of your life
>>537422210Bro, $419k won't even get you a shack in Caliwali.
>>537422598finished basement that isn't counted into the square footage.chicago market is in full retard mode right now. both rent and housing prices are sky rocketing.
>>537422210I sold my grandpa's shack on 5 acres for a half million, it has views for miles though and genX boomers love their views.
>>537423124the taxes on that 419k house in chimpcago will be higher than on >1mil house in cali.
>>537422572Saaaar very spacious sar i rent you one bed $1000 a month saaaar
>>537423002Buy at a mortgage below 30% your income.>Is it possible to buy an extremely small home with land in the US without it being tied to any kind of HOA?Depends on your county.
>>537423280thx for the reply you give me hope...no to premades?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8-Pitch-Kettle-Ct-LOT-8-Belhaven-NC-27810/460699181_zpid/https://www.landwatch.com/beaufort-county-north-carolina-undeveloped-land-for-sale/pid/4254998444 acres with septic permit for 125k
>>537423064The only people who make a big deal about property taxes are rentfags who are too poor to actually buy a house and are trying to cope instead.Buying a house is one of, if not THE, best thing the average person can do financially. It's either that or start making investments early so they can earn compound interest for decades.Renting long term is one of the dumbest things an average person can do financially. There is literally no good reason to rent unless you know for certain that you are only going to live in a place for a very short term, like a year or two.
>>537422312>You can just rent.Has the rental market maintained its sanity?
>>537422210should i visit this house? i live like 2 miles from it
>>537423064>pay exorbitant property taxes for the rest of your lifeProperty taxes are calculated into the rent you pay dumbass.
>>537422210probably duplex or multi residence
>>537423002>Is it possible to buy an extremely small home with land in the US without it being tied to any kind of HOA?Of course. Only about 1/3 of detached, single family homes are subject to a HOA. They really are not very common outside of condos, townhouses, and new developments less than ~20 years old.Finding an extremely small home with land will be the hard part. But if you do, it probably won't have a HOA unless it's in some kind of tiny home meme development.
>>537423374I wish I could buy that one and put a 4 bedroom home on it for renting out to boaters on the intercoastal waterway. That would be cool
>>537422210Liar. Here's one for 5K.
>>537422447>Just spend 2-3 hours a day for 5 days of the week commuting. There are no good jobs in rural areas either lad. I ain't gonna get paid minimum wage working at the only grocery store in town.
>>537422312ywnbaw
>>537423149Dumbass
>>537424238I always wonder what happens when a place like this goes to shit in such a short amount of time.Possibly a fire, but that same Jeep is parked there. Maybe they just died.
>>537424238Its funny how MS is the poorest state in the country and yet has a larger GDP than England.Sad that it's the highest population of Niggers in the US though.
>>537424752it's almost as if gdp isn't a good way to measure the average person's quality of life
>>537424238A nice fixer upper, if you lazy millennials would stop buying iced frappe macchiatos from Starbucks you'd be able to renovate it for $8000 and flip it for $100,000 like we used to in the good ol days
>>537422210That's a million-dollar house in Toronto.
>>537424752You can have 99% of people be on literal welfare and then just have the 1% trade feces with each other for millions of dollars and that can have record high GEE DEE PEE more than most countries combinedDumb fucking metric for anything
>>537422478The square footage is listed, retard. 1,200 sqft is tiny. It's barely bigger than an apartment. For 5 bedrooms, you want at least double that.
>>537424911A million snow-pesos is like 400K here
>>537422572imagine the smell
>>537424911Is it me, or does that "house" look real wet. Like always.
>>537423002>If I'm a single goy and I plan to be single and childless for the rest of my life what should I aim to own?Nothing
>>537425118Well, here's a house in Vancouver that's probably owned by a Chinese company.
>>537424497>There are no good jobs in rural areas either ladThere are if you have actual skills outside of being an officecuck
>>537422210this house is 1 million dollars in my city
>>537422210>Glowies keep posting places very close to my home. >This one is 2 miles away. >Last time it was a gas station down the street on Cicero. >The time before that a hotel on Harlem. What gives guys? Am I getting a job offer after being on the list for 8 years?
>>537423770They don't get reassessed when you sign a lease like they do when you buy
>>537424681>Possibly a fireNIGGA THE ROOF IS GONE
>>537423348If its an investment, no. If its to live in, yes.
>>537422210>5 beds/3 baths> 1176 sqftwtf how tiny are those roomstypically a 1200sqft house would be like 2/1
>>537425931Does it scare you? Maybe you should stop at Pizza Plus to calm down
>>537423002they don't build starter or small homes anymore.all new construction either goypartment goy nests or mcmansion spic buildswhen a 98 year old granny finally dies he small house next to the park is bought by blackrock or a fleeing californian immediately
>>537426525He should go explore the abandoned bowling alley nearbyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlmjzWNver4
>>537426765That place is a known gay cruising spot
>>537427236Takes one to know one
Just sold my house, since I had 2 and didn't want to rent it any longer. Bought a 3br2ba 1800sqft in 2018 for 190k. I ended up moving because my wife's grandfather died, and we moved into his farm. Over 100 acres, free from shitskins in the middle of nowhere. Property would sell for millions. I sold my original home for 400k. I did no improvements during that time, only fresh paint and replaced the furnace. I walk away with over a half million from that property. Not too bad for only being 35 and my first home.Life really isn't that hard lads. Just find a mid wife with a well off family and old parents.
>>537422210This would be $2 million in BC
>>537425931let's grab a deep dish at lou malnati's in oak park.
they have so much fucking land. Why the fuck is BC or Toronto in the millions? You could move to a decent neighborhood in Orange County California for that much in warm year round sun with an occasional June Gloom of fog.why the fuck would anyone live in this placE?
>>537428577What do you do for work?
>>537423064>pay exorbitant property taxesProperty taxes are 0.5 to 2% depending on the state. In many states the yearly property tax is less than a single month mortgage principal plus interest
>>537430621this place is a mile away from a major hospital(not in chicago)less than a mile from vito & nicksand like 20 bars within a 2 mile radiusin canada this would be like 2mil, so i guess your right
>>537422210>5 bed>3 bath>1,176 sq ftHoly fuck those bedrooms and shitters must be the size of a fuckin closet lol
>>537426313>They don't get reassessed when you sign a lease like they do when you buyThe apartment complex is being assessed on an annual basis just like a house
>>537428577why do I have the fuck stinky obese women just to live
>>537430735I like Lou malnatis but I think there are some better south side joints. What’s your fav?>>537430992These are good points. Hospitals increase value due to workers but another reason is that all Chicago city employees must live within city limits which keeps demand high. Ie property values in clearing or Beverly are high bc all the cops live there
>>537422572Is this why they’re so horny in public? They literally can’t fap alone
>>537423766some people are curious to know what it's like to use such small bedrooms and bathrooms.Try to snap some pics through the window so we can assess how roachlike
>>537423064>Pay property taxes to support millions of shitskins and boomers
>>537422572how many kills does that ceiling fan have?
>>537431153They don't need to fap with those two butthole boys in the house
>>537425719>>537430621Shalom fellow Lower Goyland anons
>>537422210>House market has gone insaneSuch a mystery eh?
>>537422210>>1176 sq feet>5 bedrooms>3 bath
>>537422210Why the fuck would you pay that to live down on the Southside. You can easily find a home that price on the Northside, less niggers and more stuff to do. Shit is closer together.Those K streets are ass either way, but only get nice on the Northside.
>>537430992All of those places suck. Southside is a barren wasteland outside of Mt Greenwood and nothing but cops live there. Northside has better shit. Stay off of Halsted or Broadway and go to North Center or Norwood.
>>537431032Nothing gets assessed on an annual basis.
>>537431116Only good hospital down anywhere south is Good Samaritan. Southside doesn't even have any Trauma centers for the niggers shooting each other. It's garbage.Move up North like the rest of the Southsiders and brag about how rough it was and how poor you were so the Northsider OGs can laugh at you.
>>537431966NORHTSIDE IS OVERPRICED AND FILLED WITH FAGGOTS(CUBS FANS)
https://www.homes.com/property/286-mason-bay-merritt-nc/6zz50xsm77h19/I found a quaint property this one has water access, and is 3 miles from a walmart, and could be used as a airbnb for intercoastal waterway travellers.
>>537432124Why are you so fucking angry retard? UofC has a good trauma center. Besides I have an old brick home remodeled in Beverly. Why would I go to the north side? To pay double for the same shit I’d find here. Although there is no debate that the food is better on the north side and the women are far more attractive. That is if you don’t like fat Irish broads or Mexicans
>>537428577I lowered my standards and all that got me was a fat ugly psycho who ruined my life and left me I flip burgers and soon my mom will be dead and ill be homeless
>>537433227Make her a will on legal zoom for $100. Have your house put into a trust with yourself as the beneficiary of the trust. Dude come on don’t be a doomer. You can do it all in one day. You need to get a will for her before she dies if it’s the last thing you do
Why don't you live in the Appalachian, /pol/?
>>537424238Proximity to niggers?I can guess.
>>537422210that would be 800k here
>>537433498BTW all the red dots are houses under 100k.You can live like a king with 100k housing loan in all of wv, the right south side of Ohio and the left south side of PA
>>537431674Ah yes blame the spics when Elon Musk and other corporations like Blackrock continue to become richer
>>537433947>whataboutism
>>537431081Okay, this is awesome. Where did you find this image and where can I buy this house?
>>537424911Money laundry for jeets.
>>537434247>Okay, this is awesome. Where did you find this image and where can I buy this house?Those sunken couch areas were big in like the 60s and I once was at a sleepover in middle school and a guy was racing another guy over to the couch to get a spot to sleep and the one guy dove and cracked his skull open on the edge of the marble floor (WHICH IS AT HEAD HEIGHT IN THESE THINGS) and he convulsed and then bled out before the ambulance got therepicrel is how I feel about these fucking things
>>537430799Because jeets and chinks use it to launder/park money, you numskull. But the chinks braingank zoomies with the IT'S THE BOOMERS BOOMERS R EBIL psyop, and zoomies eat it up.IT'STHECHINKSANDJEETSThey need somewhere to park money and transact these properties between each other. It's part of a bigger spreadsheet.
>>537434247alexander girard conversion pit.About all i know
>>537434131The real problem are the rich and powerful who literally want to kill and enslave all of us. Immigrants are just a weaponized tool they use against us
>>537433425what house?
>>537424238>>537424681I looked it up in google maps, shows what it looks like 7 months ago.It's in the boonies but this is the only house that's been fubar'd like this on the entire street, definitely looks like it was done on purpose.There's a shitty RV in the back of the house, so if somebody's still living there it's probably in that.
>>537435060I'm not sure how much of this is the guy's belongings or if people are just dumping stolen goods they couldn't otherwise fence. It definitely won't change given how low the property values are in the area.
>>537431081Very nice 4x5 slide film shot
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>>537422312Rent is more expensive than a mortgage around here. But you're not allowed to borrow enough money to buy a house. So you're just fucked.
>>537423499Fuck you nigger, you only don't care about property taxes because you bought when it was low and your taxes still haven't caught up to the FMV of your home.>t. Mortgage grew 15% from property tax alone
>>537435060>>537435326Could be an old person or someone who died, went to jail, disappeared whatever. Family lives out of state and doesn’t want to be bothered cleaning up a distant relatives mess. Usually people in rural areas horse stuff on their property too for whatever reason
>>537431081It's like the entire room is a liminal space except the couch
>>537435930>Fuck you nigger, you only don't care about property taxes because you bought when it was low and your taxes still haven't caught up to the FMV of your home.In some places there are limits to how fast it can grow so boomers that havent moved once in their life are locked in at a fraction of everywhere else
>>537422210My company is remodeling houses in this very neighborhood (we just finished a project at 84rd and Kostner, half mile away). I think this area is some sort of a gold mine. Even thou nigger-infested zones are nearby, this particular area has good policing and therefore, is well protected from the nigger threat. In addition, the house prices and the rent prices are going up, which has a devastating effect on still remaining niggers. They are leaving one after the other.
>>537434708Skill issue
>>537422598zero or common boundary. house walls are built directly beside the boundary lines. it's been happening here for over 30 years because cucks can't live more than 5 minutes from place of consooming.in my previous life i was a roofer, and had quite a few jobs of stripping newly laid roofs off so the carpenters could trim truss overhangs to bring gutters inside the boundary line rather than hanging into next doors airspace. fucking wild
>>537422572This is how poos and also spics already live
>>537422210>that's quite a few beds/baths for the pr->Chicago
>>537422312>Goes up each year Mortgage doesn't
>>537436251What counties in Alaska and Hawaii are over 90% White? I went to Hawaii before and it was nothing but a bunch of low iq island niggers running around
>>537424911that's a million LeafJeet dollarsso it's basically a doordash order here in America
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>>537435785I miss l i m i n a l _ s p a c e s threds
>>537422210explain to me why a useless stocker at wal-mart deserves to buy a house?
>>537422210>$419k = £316kWhy are americlaps so poor, aren't they supposed to be the richest nation in the world?£316000 is garden shed money
>>537439905Do you have basements there? Do you have property taxes/insurance?
>>537425326> still $2.5 mil in American dollarsI was in Vancouver a few weeks ago and every house I saw there was basically super cramped-together townhome style. I bet those were going for twice as much (basically up to $5mil USD).Had no idea Vancouver was THAT expensive just wow
>>537424238But you get robbed every week. It’s a steal if you own nothing and eat only foods niggers buy with ebt cards lol
>>537440268*don’t buy
>>537440064>Do you have basements there? Generally in older houses but not newer houses.Do you have property taxes/insurance?Yes (typically tens of thousands in taxes when you buy the house, then £5k/year)
>>537439884>explain to me why a useless stocker at wal-mart deserves to buy a house?American Dream innit bossman
>>537440163Bungalows 3 bed 1.5 bath built in the 70's/80's are fucking 1.5 million in the burbs even, it was OVER way before I was even born
>>537422210That looks good and would unironically be more expensive hereamericans don't know how good they have it, that's like only 4 years of the average american wage
>>537423002Buy a piece of land and park an RV on it
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