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>>537424413>wearing a puffa jacket, a bally and gloves in summerLiteral NPCs
>>537424481turds clattering round the U bend
C A T U R D A YATURDAY
>>537424413Wtf's Snoop Dog doing there?
cat
Odds on train driver being a BAME or worse, a woman?
>>537424413>graverobbers?
down with the brown
My whetstone sharpening technique is almost perfect now. Could castrate a brown nonce with one fell swoop.
>>537424777niggers checking their k:d ratio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY
>>537424413Effeminate niggers wearing purses?
>>537424413I single vehicle going 40mph (60kph) could solve the problem in vidrel
>>537424954You didn't need to put kph in brackets
>>537424837go for the femoral artery if you're going for that areaquick stab immobilises deeper stab kills in 20sold skool DoT
brinnys are scared of doing tbr needfulcops pants are slash proof>not stab proof
>bbut they are whitelolnoautomations aren't human
>>537424413They need Jesus.
decline
>>537425457BAME written all over it
>>537425457Thought's and prayers.
>>537425603>record scratch>”hey. that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I got here. it all started when I was born in the shittiest country on the planet. India”>FRIENDS theme starts playing
Roadman starmer
>>537425806>Hee-Hee!>Shamone!
wsa gud punch ladbased zoomers carried the lord home
>>537425870
>>537425806I'd make a vocaroo but it's too late and I'd wake my mum up. :(
>>537425870kek
deano moment
>>537425806> stuck in second gear
trains is hard job
>>537426080That guy is gay as all day
>>537426010>record scratch>sound of skull being cracked>skrillex bangarang starts playing
>>537426352
Has anyone else's salary not increased at all in the last 5 years? Price of kebab has doubled.How the fuck am I meant to buy a kebab now?
>>537426640just shit into a tortilla
>>537426475>”On Today’s Episode of “Can It Fly?”, an Indian is tested by an Elephant that was previously being abused it. The results may surprise you
>>537426475Poor fella. Look at all those animals throwing things at him.
>>537426070>>537426010What is it with jeets and trains?
>>537426869the big british train is the apex predator in bharatia
How does supposedly self respecting person support the England football team? It's absolutely pathetic.
>>537427199
>>537427199telly told me to.
>>537426186when you get this swole what do you expect will happen if you flex like this smdh onii-senpai
>>537427199NPCs isnt just a funny meme. The average person really is truly an easily programmable moron. Advertize anything the correct way and it sticks.
>>537427199Yeah but it's coming 'ome lad.IT'S COMING 'OME60 years ov 'urt an all that
Mark Collett has a decent anti-Restore analysishttps://odysee.com/@MarkCollett:6/Makerfield-By-Election-Results:6
>>537426869These aren't accidents
