PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
ty baker
>>537426013Thank you bakerDorchester County SC new department
>>537426013TYB and good evening gentlemen. Sounds like this new place has a decent chimpout potential.
How was last weekend? Any good webms?
>>537426422checked
Update bro? Missed it.
morning scum
>>537427224guess update bro has the night off, here's some cliff notes from redditthe guy they chased in clayton got away, but they found his phone and his identity. they haven't released his name, and he remains at large.the fullerton pooper was given a warning. they later found her pooping again and gave her another warning.they caught the second suspect in the toledo festival shooting.two new departments tonight.
The usual tv app site isn't working for me, seems like I got to watch it on TV like a normie. Also switching between the world cup. How's lpbg and opl been the past few weeks? I've been busy with programz unfortunately. ;_; Much love to all my goowops and nye anon. Also, did anyone ever figure out how MIEBO works?
Oh yeah bros! Liver and onions on the stove tonight! Have a great show!
>>537427754https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/536967596/#q536969821
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>537427714Nice. Tyvm.
starving missed dinner
>>537426013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>537427916<3>>537428012Love this nigga like you wouldn't believe
this better be goodwhat an awful god damn daystormed for 5-6 hours...5 inches of rainfuckin dogSHITgarbage ass worthless sleep
>>537426013digits for dead cops
>>537426013Thank you baker!>>537428743here in MD the weather was SUPERB, sorry for what you're going through
dogs never get tired of barking.
this isnt driving
>accident in the kitchen
>>537428958They are like women with talking
I forgot how silly these California police are where they have to have 50 cops to do anything
>>537429059At least they come out in force. In my town they don't show up unless you've been murdered.
they just arrest the dude?
What’s everyone enjoying for dinner?
>>537429059I never get this complaint
Joonteenfth live tonight? Nice…
These cops are rolling pretty hard for a simple fight.
>>537429112I made a pepperoni and habanero pizza.
>>537429172dan gonna be on his best behavior
wild stories
>>537429287Just want to wash my car bro
>>537429197>did you just talk shit about Israel, boy?
can't tell if the latina cop is cute or already in the abuela stage
Toledo w + igger
>>537429172>teenthe day off from work was nice
damn that was a nasty burp
>>537429287he said ride the lightning
>>537429112Beer and cheez-its
If you like /opl/ check out the sister thread Fent Watch General! We watch the degens live.>>537429425
>>537429246first commercial is here and no nignog in cuffs
>>537429172Is that why there was no mail today? Feds will take any excuse for a paid day off.
Why did he call the nigger out of the car? Did he expect him to take off?
>>537429699tint too dark to see in?
>ALL FEMALE LEGAL STUNT TEAMhttps://imginn.com/hoodbeltgirlz/
>>537429613Seems like the old threads where the dude in Austin who lived next to a alley and he would put his speakers outside his window and allowed people to call people nigger in the alley and it became a game and they would try to knock the speakers down, then he got evicted.
>Cunny mobile
>>537429797>stunts>drifting and legal burnouts
I have a feeling that hiding the license won't help much with a car that looks like that
Late again! Did I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?
>>537429877checked. I remember those threads now that you mention it.
>>537429877Hell yeah. Lol. I remember those.
>>537429877Was that the one where someone showed up dressed as a rabbi and clasped his hands together and did a particular drawing on the floor?
incredible nothingburger, dan
>>537430178ya
>>537430079>>537430093lol yeah it was great while it lasted>>537430178I believe so I remember random anons would show up and started tagging the walls of the alley too… It was like a turf war with the local alley denizens hahaha
Is this a big IQ guy who is trying to live in an airbnb for long enough to make the owner have to evict him?
Test nigger niger
>>537430388Checked Airbnb’s are tricky and a lot of owners got fucked early on by people doing extended stays and establishing residence. Hotels and motels have special inn keeper laws from a long time ago where they can just kick your ass out anytime and you can’t establish residency unless you have a formal lease.
>>537430388It’s that Greek ‘student’ that lived in the dorms for twenty years.
>>537429613That is a Stella thread. No thanks.
Happy Coonteenth to you OPL frens. What did you do to celebrate this super meaningful holiday?I just sat down to watch; hope I didn't miss anything. Tempe is as boring as always, I see.
>>537429877Wall of Life, those streams were hilarious, especially when some guy lined the scooters up to make a swastika
>>537430604Bingo that’s it… Wall of life
Is this dude selling nitrous or something?
>>537430778it's some kinda water purifier for washing windows, had to look it up
Place your bets why they're running - guns, drugs, warrant?
>>537430876D.) all of the above
Surprised more perps don’t slam the brakes when the cops move in
>>537430960>Jshawn
>>537430857Ah gotcha
>>537430926that only helps if there's one cop car behind them
>>537430960Found info that he assaulted LEOs>The listed charges include speeding more than 15 mph over the limit, driving on a suspended license, improper window tinting, careless and prohibited driving, aggravated assault, no seat belt, expired tags, felony fleeing in a vehicle, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and fleeing on foot.
>>537430926The criminal should have pit the cop car after he got behind it
>5'11" vs 6'
I would like the media girl to sit on my face. Please and thank you.
>>537431098Kek I thought the same thing beat me to it
he failed his genital test?
>Aircraft maintenance
Did he just say he failed his aircraft maintenance test? I'm already never flying again but this just reinforces my decision.
>>537431146>tfw you see an uninspected penis
>Aircraft maintenance This is why I don't fly
>>537431166Wouldn't you be more confident in flying if this guy is failing out?
>>537431146failed his penis inspection
>>537431190To be fair… he did say he failed the test
Another reason I couldn't be a cop is I can't tell if this motorcyclist is a total scumbag liar or a decent hardworking guy who keeps getting bad breaks and procrastinating on fixing his bike.
>>537431212No. Because probably after a colored person or woman fails 2 or 3 times they just pass them on anyway cause muh diversity.
Is Phil Swift real?
>>537431244Same. I’d like to think I could pick up on blatant lies but some people are just good actors. I’m also a soft touch.
>>537431245if that was true he wouldn't be so hung up on it
>>537431244I’m a public servant and I can tell you 90% of people are full of shit, will lie to your face, and don’t give a fuck.
>>537430570>t. Philly fent dealer
>>537431317>they’re gonna stick me in the dirigible school!
>>537431244In my life experience, 99% of the people I've met that always have a dark cloud of them bring it upon themselves. Yeah, it sucks for this guy that his mom had a stroke, but it sucks even worse because he failed his test, lost his job, and keeps getting pulled over. All that piling on is self-imposed.
>>537431244it's not hard to make your plate visible, he's a fucking retard and a recidivist
>>537431341Regardless of race or other factors?
This cop needs to lose the child molester glasses and that pathetic stache
>>537431341I am now in a job where I work with a lot of current and retired government workers. Some are nice but I cannot believe how lazy, rude, demanding, greedy, and ignorant the majority are.
>>537431437Obviously Whites are less bad than the other races but still a lot of shitheads are White.
>>537431463That mustache is giving me the creeps
hell yeah a chase
>>537431503yeah this is the opposite of commanding respect
Fatties, and fatass women in particular, should not be cops
>>537431509Where's my man Toombs
Where's the stream @?
>that shovekek
>>537431530making bologna sandwiches en masse
>No, YOU could've killed somebodyGuys got a point
I hate bikers but there’s a reason a lot of depts won’t chase them. He’s right at worst he’d probably kill himself but the cops could actually kill someone.
this mopheaded faggot is an honorary nigger
Cops got chiggers on them and don’t know what they are
BEEPthe OPL facebook said they changed their bleep tone last week, does anyone notice a difference?
Dude is a chad and he knows it. Probably gets a lot of tail.
>>537431677Ok Karen
>>537431701>chiggersstickers
>>537431530Clayton Co gave the LTs off for Coonteenth. No Trackstar either.
>>537431701They want to claim injury because the biker faggot owned them on cam
>>537431748trackstar was visible on the previous motorcycle stop
>>537431745We call them prickers up north
>LivePD
>>537431172>>537431214>PEEL BACK THE FORESKIN!>SLOWLY!
>>537431775goatheads
Dan knew what he was doing tonight… Joonteefth mentioned lol>>537431745My mom always called them chiggers, those brown sticky pointy round balls that would stick to you everywhere if you went off in the deep overgrown grass
>>537431836I thought chiggers were biting insects. Small like fleas.
>>537431836chiggers are some kinda tiny bugs
>>537431873Correct
I grew up in Texas and chiggers always meant the spiky balls like >>537431836said
>>537431836Your mom was a chigger.
>hyping the triple play twicedan is fuckin cooked
>>537431959>I grew up in TexasYou’re a dumb bastard. Chiggers are mites that live in grass. Thorny balls are called goatheads that come off gutter weeds.
>>537431873They're sort of a burrowing skin mite. You kill them with this clear enamel stuff like nail polish. You paint the affected site with it and it kills the little fucker.
>>537432089Never heard of goat heads sounds like made up BS from a retard
>>537431959Those are burdocks
Is there a link to a stream?
>>537431873>>537431896I looked it up and didn’t know there’s actually a bug called chiggers. I guess it could’ve got lost in translation in the south, so I suppose chiggers = stiggers = stickers.>>537431959Based
>>537432140This is a 2.50/month Reelz+ for America's 250 thread, poornigger
There’s nothing worse than seeing some 54 year old dried up actress doing commercials
>>537432217liberty mutual commercials are the worst commercials on television
>>537432125We had "goatheads" and "stickers". Goatheads were a heavier kind of grass burr that grew on a vine running along the ground and usually had 2 big thorns. Stickers grew at the top of a long stem of grass, similar to how a grain would grow. They had probably 30 spines or so. Super sharp. You could pull the whole stem out of the ground and throw it on people and it would stick in their skin. Then there was spear grass, which grows like a grain also, but each grain has a sharp tip and sharp tiny barbs on the end with a long tail of fiber at the back. Everything where I lived as a child was trying to stab, poison, bite, or sting you.
>>537432089>Thorny balls are called goatheads that come off gutter weedsAre these the same as monkeyballs? We have those up north. I actually don't know where the fuck they come from but they're brown and spiky and I find them on my walkways and porch.
>>537432201Peacock, which includes Reelz, is free with a Walmart+ membership if you have that. Walmart+ is free with an Amex business gold card.
>YN alert
>>537432217money's moneyyou'd do the same (so would I) if you were her
>>537432201A stream with all you dorks is always more fun.
>>537432254So fuckin sick of LiMu the emu
>>537432125You never went outside.
>>537432271No, monkey balls are also known as spider balls which were made of webs. You’re thinking of tree balls.
>DAVID, STOP
>>537432322Liberty libertyLIBERTEE LIBERTEE
thats gotta be a wig right
He gave up quick
>>537432271Ultimate fuckery around here is the jumping cactus. It's a cactus that grows in long stems and has these little pickle shaped spiky balls all over it. If you bump it or hit it, when it springs back, it sends those things everywhere. They'll stick in your leg and leave tiny little thorns everywhere.
>>537432276Hey thanks for the info anon. I have Walmart+ and Peacock so thats good to know. Every 90 days you can choose either Peacock or Paramount with Walmart+. I switched to Paramount to watch the UFC White House event.
Are you guys ready?
>>537432398jealous, bruce?
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>this is the average US soccer fan
>>537432276>$375 a year for that amexworth it?
>>537432340Ok...what the fuck are tree balls then? We called them monkeyballs in brOhio
>>537432467>NOW THIS IS TAXES!
>>537432416Diabolical
>>537432502Tree balls are a sticky white ball that is known as fish balls in some states.
>>537432507Miss this songCan't wait til tax time in 2027
>im charging you for the seat belt and taking your weedFucking cops.
>>537432306I have it going on the 40" in the living room phone posting hanging out with my kid, and come into my room and watch from my desk with it going on my 32" while I'm at the PC. So much better than fighting the janky tvapp streams.
>>537432502I thought you guys were talking about itchy balls, then I googled it and it's related to testicles; but I'm thinking of a spiky tree pod.
Do Whites ever carjack?
>>537432501I keep it primarily for the lack of a credit limit. We use that account at work for purchases from $50k up to a couple hundred thousand in instances where opening a credit line is too time consuming. I use a Chase Ink Premier for the most lucrative rewards.
>>537432502>tree ballsKind of self explanatory. If you want little baby trees, you need adult trees with tree balls. Brings a whole new light to when a woodworker is turning a burl.
This fat fuck cop couldn’t catch Sammy Hagar and now he’s having a heart attack.
>>537432428Oh, you welcome anon.
>>537432482Greetings NyeCounty Autist!
lmfao what a retard
>back rear tire
>>537432607I have my answer
>>537432593Yes--apparently the things I'm talking about are from the Sweet Gum Tree.
Lmao they’re talking about chiggers now
>chiggers
>>537432611so ... not really worth it if you don't have a company
>32I thought this guy was in his 50s
Dude looks 50. Meth is a helluva drug.
>>537432572Good news! You can file early with the turbo tax app!
>i'm not that much of a bad dude, dude
>>537432833I always meet with my tax advisor when riding my bike to work.
>>537432805They monitor the thread always have since LivePD days
>>537432800Yup. That's what I'm thinking of. Those little niggers are a pain in the ass and fuck cities for planting them near the sidewalk causing me to slip.
Just tuning in, doesn't look like I missed much.
>>537431836>>537432089>>537432806Chiggers mentioned!!!
>>537432810Definitely not worth it for a non-business user. For my personal use cards, I refuse to pay annual fees, unless the benefits outweigh the costs. My current favorite is the NFCU flagship. $49 fee, but it pays for Amazon Prime, and TSA Precheck. 2% rewards rate. Only disadvantage is you cannot setup statement balance autopay from a non-NFCU account.
>>537432886Anon they're just looking for their wife
>>537432706What’s going on mate! hope the Friday/weekend is off to a good start!
Stop begging, faggot. You are going to jail anyway.
>>537432951Imagine two people who fall in love on Reddit. *shudder* They'll probably have a Trump pinata at the reception.
>>537432951>The average American adult woman stands at a height of approximately 5 feet 3.5 inches (63.5 inches or 160 to 163 cm) and weighs roughly 170.5 to 172 pounds
>>537433066>sooo… we did a thing
>>537432951Those are some chunky sausages
>>537433074I asked about this a while ago on /tv/; how can the standards for what’s considered ‘ripped’ on screen be more stringent and harsh than ever while the western world is fatter than it’s ever been?
>>537433074Grim but true. I know why its like that but I still wonder WHY
damn this cop sucks
kek
What he did?
>>537433074>You may not agree but this is what peak female physique looks like. >Yes, my girlfriend's name is also Physique by coincidence.
>sits in the car>exits the car>no longer has the ability to sit down
sovcits confirmed
>>537433074>160cm>78kgThat's like 20kg overweight
>sovcitthis should be good
>i'm travelling, sir
>>537433335sticks just said thatsuperkek
>>537433354And it just scales up with height here. You should see what some our women that are 5'10" look like.
>>537433360>>537433377I hope he has his pocket Constitution with him.
>>537433236Postmodernism. It's the same reason people will binge watch fancy food shows while swilling down slop.
>someone may be downDan’s penis just got hard
>>537433427Funny, don't they usually use some chunk of US Code, too?
The fact they are showing this means he's fine
>i'm intoxicated>i'm sorry>where am i at
>>537433236>>537433446I have noticed this juxtapostion on a faceberg group that calls out overweight dogs/owners. But most of the dog owners who call out others for having fat dogs, are fat fucks themselves. And its express lane to banland if you talk about fat owners. I left the group soon after I joined.
>>537433492That, and they claim courts don't have jurisdiction over them because the American flag in the courtroom is fringed, thus making it a maritime court. I haven't a clue why they think this shit will ever work.
This is the kind of content that would happen every weekend if Dan would do /opl/ late night real nigga hours edition from 12am-3am like the people have been wanting for the last 10 years.. I would pay $9.99 a month for that content
This bryna ad is so fucking dumb it’s making me dumber. Just buy a compact 9mm instead of fucking around with pepper balls that just piss people off.
>>537433668Just carry a bannan like a real man, chud
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>537433668I laugh at the Byrna ad where they say that Lyft and Uber ban firearms. I don't think I've ever ridden with either service without a firearm. Concealed means concealed, idgaf about corporate policy.
these guys got rap sheets a mile long
this guy in the grass was me on my cot this morning when the 5 hour storm wouldn't let me sleep
>>537433668>>537433706Nothing could go wrong having essentially a paintball gun loaded with 8 rounds of pepper/mace mixed paintballs when someone is trying to kill you, when in reality a big nigger can eat 10 rounds of 9mm critical defense rounds center mass while still trying to kill you before they pass out from blood loss.
>>537433798I ride with a banana in hand and one strapped to my ankle.
Scumbag off the street. Good job. License suspensions should be enforced better. Keep them off the road.
>>537433868When the time comes, you'll know
>>537433867i'd love to see the stats on people macing themselves in self defense, i bet it's like 80% of people who try to defend themselves
>>537433798Only a woman would obey a corporate no guns policy
>yjk
>>537434004hahahahahaha
That dog having a good time
>>537433986They would’ve been able to escape if it hadn’t been for the light northwest breeze blowing back into their face
>>537434037Humping one leg then the other.
>>537434037he dindu nuffin
>fuh wha>fuh wha>fuh wha>wha i did
kino
Why do we have to have these people on our streets and in our country? Trump ain't perfect but after he's gone no one else is going to do anything about them.
Dumb bitches always do the same pose when recording
>wonder how he got like that>the scarier looking cunt is his dad
>no really try THIS cat food/treat we promise it will make your cat acknowledge your existence
>>537434210>Trump ain't perfect but after he's gone no one else is going to do anything about them.he isn't doing shit for anybody but wealthy faggots and his family jews
>which is fireCutie pie. Still miss the whoa nelly golfer.
>>537434462>he isn't doing shit for anybody but wealthy faggots and his family jewsyeah been at least a hundred years now
>violatin muh rights
>>537434462I directly appreciate spics being forced into hiding and rooted out like jews hunted by the SS
any /o/ anons here?an unexpectedly high number of Impalas tonight
Coonteeth family reunion
Toledo looks like it would have been a great place to grow up… once upon a time.
>>537434605>name this band
this guy is staring hard at this guy saying who knows what
>>537432978Not much, fren.Got waylaid for the past half hour explaining compounding interest to my kid. Here's to a great weekend!
>>537434622Checked… it’s goes darker to light from left to right like a paint sample>>537434639Dindu nuffin only want muffins
>>537434622Genpopesis
this is why lawyers get paid way more than cops.
>>537434639Sly Family That’s Stoned
>>537434776Lawyers of /pol/, are plate readers a violation of the 4th or not?
Wasn’t there another triple play a couple weeks ago of some retard driving in reverse for like 5 miles?
>>537434639Rage and Drink the Lean
Did you guys notice the only bryna girl not holding a banana was the nigress
>>537434845if i'm in public, anything i can see with my eyes can be recorded.
>>537434815>no camerasDon't film my synthetic mushrooms, hemp, nitrous oxide and kratom we sell to high school kids
>>537434453Bros I got to be honest with you, I don't like cats OR dogs. Yes, I'm white.
>>537434921she ate it before the camera could start recording hehe
>>537434953Are you legit highly autistic? Or OCD?
>>537434933recorded =/= directly ran into a database of plates for warrants, expired registration, etc
>>537434953cats are mostly fine, but dogs have been bred to be needy, and i don't like that. cats will put their shitty feet on everything, and i don't like that. i don't allow either into my house.
>>537435074sure, but the police already use technology for those purposes.
gomez is awkward as fuck
Pregnant?
Bye Xavier, enjoy prison
I could never live in commiefornia or the southwest. Everything is dead except for some shitty trees that looks like they’re clinging to life. Everything is dirt and rocks that looks like death and it’s a weird feeling you get which is why Mexico didn’t give a shit about the southwest or commiefornia because it was like where everything went to die.
>>537435153Right, some but not all and that was the cause for my question. Fourth ammendment intent comes into question when you can just scan a plate and pull someone over without otherwise probable cause for a stop. I am all for niggers getting taken to jail however necessary, but leave me the fuck alone if my registration is a couple days overdue.
>>537435257one crime at a time and you'll be fine.
WaWa bros not like this..
Dan's so desperate for White perps as usual this is the best he can do. Boring and stupid case.
>10 driving while suspended infractions>drive around backwardshe loves the humiliation.
They should make him sit backwards in the seat
worst triple play ever?
>>537435384
Sticks doesn’t want to remind the viewers of the analog good ol’ days when shady used car dealers would just hook a drill to the mileage counter and roll back the miles like Walmart rolling back the prices. :^)
>>537435465I bought a pair of leather gloves today from Walmart and they were $14.88
these fuckin weirdos again
4/10 episode.
Great job on checking on the 2 people still injured in the car officer nigger
>>537435784he seems kinda lethargic, he should be subjected to a field sobriety test to confirm that he's okay to police the public
>>537435014Yes ;_;>>537435099I just think they're dirty and annoying, especially dogs. I swear this is a true story today:>be walking down the street>woman is feeding her pitbull her pizza crust>pitbull starts diarrhea shitting all over the sidewalk >reactivity say: "Ew!" as I walk around it and into the street>woman starts yapping>"I just picked him up today from the shelter and he's got a tummy ache and and and...">think to myself I gotta get away from this crazy lady and her sick pitbull>goosestep.mp4>Look back when I get to the end of the block>see her old husband using napkins to dap the diarrhea up off the sidewalk while the woman hugs her dogIdk dude dogs are cool when they're cool, in my opinion what ruins dogs is dog owners who treat them like they're golden children.
>>537435876i believe at least 95% of dog owners are scum
my dad literally did the same thing back in the 80s, same issue, we drove backwards about 5 miles to Grand Auto. a few drivers smiled at us or laughed, nobody called the cops.
black sedan failed to yield when turning left
>>537435876People like that lady are the ones who should be in shelters lol. Maybe don't be feeding your new dog fucking pizza as soon as you pick it up. I've adopted dogs from shelters and the best thing is to just feed them exactly how the shelter was at least until they're settled in.
>>537436025Yup. Shit sucks so hard for the guy going straight
>>537435985based and backwards-pilled
Kind of a boring episode tonight, lads. I'm disappointed.
>>537436284I've seen way worse. At least it wasn't 90% white people doing nothing wrong. The nogs were nogging.
>>537429613>sister thread Fent Watch GeneralStella thread is not a sister thread to opl
SKATE OR DIE
>>537436347TrueStill...hoping for a better episode tomorrow night. See you then, frens.
