Red Lobster's 37-year-old CEO is betting on nostalgia and AI to fuel the chain's comeback after bankruptcy. Will his gamble pay off?https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/red-lobsters-37-year-old-ceo-betting-nostalgia-ai-fuel-comeback-bankruptcy
>>537427702But AI only produces slop and makes people feel that the brand lacks authenticity and charm.Maybe he should just stick to selling lobsters.
Why do /pol/tards act like Red Lobster and its financial problems are political issues?It's such a highly specific thing to focus on
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>>537427775Maybe he means AI cameras to track niggers who steal shrimp and flag security as soon as they walk through the door
>>537427702>and AIThe fuck is AI going to do for a food service company? You can't prompt a plate of food, people are just throwing the AI buzzword everywhere to entice ignorant boomers it's getting REALLY tiring.
>>537427702>we finna have wangz and lawbstuh tailz night for nine nintey nine!!!!
>>537427913Here in Australia many supermarket chains discovered that it's more cost effective to hire an ex child soldier from the congo as a guard rather than allow computers to tag random people randomly.AI is slop.
>>537427702Will AI be able to catch the niggras who stuff their purses with scrimps?
>>537427846It had a downscale-upscale appeal that got groided and went under. Emblematic of the fact that there is no longer a liminal space for poor whites. They are now just niggers.
>>537427846It's another example of thing that used to be good, but then niggers came along and ruined it.
>>537427702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>537427702Overpriced shit
>>537427846>Why is the erosion of middle-class purchasing power a political issue? Stop talking about it.
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>>537427775>But AI only produces slop and makes people feel that the brand lacks authenticity and charm.LOL aww that's cute! You think CEO's are real people who know obvious truths like that? No, they're still in the AI mania phase. It's one big circle jerk with each CEO trying to push AI more than the next guy. The rest of us know its' shit, but since when have our opinions mattered?
>>537427966in the future, instead of cutting to commercial the characters in w/e show your watching are going to make a comment like "hey remember that time we were at red lobster and ____ happened?"and like a family guy episode it will cut just for that skit before returning to the normal showand 40y/o boomers will love it
>>537428420Are you describing product placement like you thought of it first. This is how the majority of products are sold to us in movies and tv. Sometimes shitty movies get green lit just because they make the family car a new Honda CRV and just mention how safe it is somewhere in the script. Coke is notorious for this too.
>>537427702I was in Miami airport once and i saw him get out of a car, he had some really hot girl, the type that dates rich guys, she was wearing fancy clothes. I guess thats my story about him.
>>537428740I remember that time the Bond car was a BMW. Wonder how much that cost them
>>537427702honestly, I wish him luck, I have many memories at many different red lobsters.
things to bring back nosalgia:bikini mud wreastlinghot watiresses with big titslow priceslots of parking freedead jews
>>537427702Caught youSniffing my boxersWho the fuck does thatAt red lobster
>>537427702Red Lobster's fate is what's going to happen to MGM and Caesars hotel casinos in Las Vegas. They did the same thing, sold off the land for the cash needed to swing these absurd LBOs and now simply operate the hotel casinos now. The terms of these lease-backs are draconian. They basically have to give back everything they were paid for the land within 3-5 years, and the payments continue forever. They're up to their eyeballs in debt with no net assets now. It's why they can't lower prices, even in a cyclical manner. Their monthly cash needs are staggering simply to stay current on their debt.
>>537428127and now one's come along and fixed it. balance has been restored
>AI lobsters...
>>537427702He know what dem yn like.
>>537427846Nigger.
>>537428420Ngl that sounds cooler than most commercials. And why do people hate on commercials so damn much? It's literally how you pay for the content you watch and it's never an issue at all. I had some fags the other day try to say they would rather spend $20 on a DVD off eBay than watch 5 minutes total of ads on a Tubi movie. TV would have an HOUR of ads for a movie but now 5 minutes is too much and you'd rather spend $20 and wait a week for shipping? Like wtf
>>537427702>red lobster >im planning the greatest comeback eversounds pretty racist to me
>>537428740Onion is doing for Schpielkike's new movie
>>537427966>Claude, how do I run a successful lobster restaurant?Bet u didn't even think of this did ya
>>537427702why would i eat that chinese trash, yes its all processed or farmed in china and costs too much
