Temperatures 5 cm from the ground on monday, at 12, so the afternoon will be possibly worse!>muh 5 cm from the groundGrass, small animals and people working near the ground will cook.>muh ICON is an inferior model GFS is betterGFS shows similar temperatures.It's been nice knowing you baguette bros.
Yes, you saw that correctly, that's an area with 53°C (don't forget the European moisture in the air).Heat index is surely in the extreme danger area.
Ooh and you thought that was only for a day?Look at tuesday, there's even some 56°C down there on the left.
>>537441312>43 degrees where I live on mondayI'm on the 12th floor in my ghettoblock. It's never been more over
>>537441312It's summer. It's supposed to be hot.
>>537441312Dude here it's the chillest summer to date so far, just keep the heatwave over there for once
>>537441651go to a watering hole and swimming during the day. Or you can strip nearly naked and mist yourself with water and put a fan on yourself in between cold showers
>>537441312Germans are so dumb.
>>537441459Well... good luck. Hard to imagine urban environments with heat islands above 50°C and with high moisture.Many people without AC will surely get heatstrokes and die.
>>537442147Enjoy it while you can. I'm afraid it won't last long.
AC is not expensive. Stop being cheap/poor
over 120+ F(freedom) units? wtf?! that's death valley temperatures. I call bullshit.
>>537444736Will you walk around in the prairie suggesting rabbits and other small animals to buy AC too?What if you must work outside without AC?Some people can't just throw water on themselves (electricians, etc.)
>>537444796Stay tuned. You will see insane things happening in France in the next few days.
>>537441312Humans have lived without AC forever. If they cannot survive then they shouldn't like so many troglodytes who shouldn't have grown into adulthood.
>>537441312first one of this I see with actual numbers instead of alarming colors and no scale
>>537441802Kill yourself you fucking retard
>>537441312Put all these people in a fucking DOOM world where they have to survive see how long they lasthahaha
>>537441312>5cm above ground>source: Deutsche WetterdienstLeave it to the Germans to invent new metrics to make it seem like it's even hotter.How about 1mm above a black metal sheet the sun is shining upon? Or inside a black barrel, 5cm away from a wall?
>>537445018This is the most optimistic GFS model, temperature 2m from the ground.It's still 41°C with high moisture, and most people's chests (where heart and lungs are) are not up at 2m.The bodies of millions of people will be at ~46-47°C with high moisture for hours.
>>537445195I would like to remind you people tho, that these models are trained with 1980-2010 data, so expect 2-4°C more than what they say.
>>537445018or inside the shoes of a weeaboo at a children's birthday party
>>537445195its over for you, over!
Tuesday optimistic GFS 42°C with high moisture, even worse.In reality it's going to be 44°C at least at 2m, which means higher near the ground, as the 5 cm model shows.
Have you tried not being fat?
>>537441312Now show me the temps at 2 meters above ground, like they've always been measured, kike
>>537445402Here>>537445195>>537445361but also consider this >>537445237>kikefuck you mutt, post hand
>>537441312That's how you cock frogs, alive
>>537445237>>537445453>ModelsYes, sperg much, kike.
>>537445195>>537441459Does this mean we can expect mass boomer death?i remember the heat wave 20 years ago, many died. it was a big event. And yes swiss anon, you are right, the weather is becoming unbearable in the south. getting 39 degrees there and there, working on finishing my mobile AC setup.it's gonna be hecking days. current government is homosexual center left retards who can't plan ahead for anything, 100% sure they didn't do anything to prevent mass boomer death. Also shitskins are overweight because of greasy tacos and kebab we might get a 1488 weather event>>537441651Hold on my nigguh, we gonna need you for the 4 th reich charlemagnes division
>>537445750>Does this mean we can expect mass boomer death?Yes. This heatwave will surely kill many boomers and fat people.
3-4 deg less than record highs, in the historical hottest period of the year, but we made all the text red so it looks SUPER HOT yall.Everyone gonna die!
>>537445859Death valley temps at 5 cm from the ground, 42-44°C at 2 meters but with 40-50% moisture in the air is a lethal combo, American.
>>537445859>Everyone gonna die!Expect literally thousands deaths. And it's way hotter than it should be, it's spiraling more and more every few years you notice it gets worse>t. french boomer
>>537445894I wish it was true and not some faggot just modeling fantasies on his computer, because it would be great if all of you Euros died and stopped being such massive faggots all the time.
>>537445988GFS and ICON are good models. Stay tuned, you will see.
How many degrees till the proteins start coagulating?
>>537441312>Temperatures 5 cm from the ground>"let's measure temperature right above the scorching asphalt that makes sense"
>>537446102You have to pass 62-66°C, dunno if a human body lying at 56°C under the Sun can reach these. Probably.
>>537441312Damn, you have convinced me. I'll start eating ze bugs right now. Surely those millions of tons of burning oil have nothing to do with anything.
>>537446896Please don't eat ze bugs.Avoid randomly flying around if you can and eating meat twice a day.
>>537445937Good luck, hope you all have some form of AC cooling.
>>537441312>23.06.2026fuck of!
>>537445018thats a standard measure of ground frost or drying, made by every single weather service even in switzerland
>>537446126they are made specifically by stations above ground/earth.asphalt is another 25°C +
>>537449968Precisely. These people won't listen/understand anyways. People with IQs lower than 120 shouldn't vote.
>>537445937It might have something to do with these niggers and antifas butning forests every summer.Everybody act like if it didn't happens and it have no incifence on the temperature.
>>537450897influence*
The temperatures haven´t been trending upwards for decades goy, a guy selling gold and ivermectin on Rubmle said so!
>>537441651Being hot outside is way better than being hot inside spend the day at a body of water if you can
>>537450897maybe. Although i suscribe to global warming. but yes muslims did jihad by fire as commanded by ISIS and every one is pretending they are friendly peaceful normal french like you and i
New run from the Arpège model from today 6AM:
I was promise total boomer death OP, it's only 32 degrees today.Wtf OP why are you blue balling me>>537452057
>>537452399Tomorrow, Monday and Tuesday are the worst days.
>>537452399It's not that today is cool anyways...
>>537451071Yeah if you don't have AC jump into a river and stay there until 10 PM
>>537441312oh cool, you found some new way to lie about the temperatureunfortunately for you, 40k people died of a heatwave in paris in 1911, long before humans could have had any effect on the climateso climate doomsday is out the windowso go fuck yourself in the ass
>>537452492>16 degrees>"yellow"
>>537454052Yeah, with 1911-tier house insulation, no AC and maximum temps were 36-38°C. Massive industrial CO2 emissions started around 1860, just for your information.Interesting how it's already enough to kill many.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1911_United_Kingdom_heatwave
>>537454052Maximum temps were indeed 38°C.https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canicule_de_1911_en_Europe
>>537454052> so go fuck yourself in the assHe outsources that to niggers
>>537454298> admits the temps were the same> takes miles of nigger cock a dayKys retarded faggot
why does god hate france so much
>>537441651dude i live on 4th floor in the attic and the sun is blazing all afternoon towards my velux, i cant imagine how i will faire next week. i literally plan to go in the cave with a inflatable mattress
>>537454578>>537454798You sure are a huge retard aren't you?They're not the same.
>>537445361>Oh, non, le temperatuuurss....
>>537454052No you.the climate has changed a lot in 30 years. these temps were not common. Only golfish brained sub humans like you deny this. You need a longer attention span than 3 days to notice it, more like several decades. But don't worry it will become sufficiently unbearable for everyone that eventually retards like you will pretend they always saw it coming
>>537454876block the sun from the windows, from outside... And buy an ACor die. Natural selection is always there
>>537455490Turn up the heat for snowniggers like me
>>537446999Instructions unclear, I tripled my beef intake to 550 gr daily.
>>537455545running an AC all night for the remainder of summer would bankrupt me, i already pay in the range of 200-300 for electricity and i dont have the money to move out either, im literally cooked bros, i'll be a well-done steak by this time next week.
>>537445018how tall do you think the frogs are?
>>537456002just tie a cloth or t shirt around your neck and regularly slide in ice cubes in the pouch it creates, preferably on the back of the neck. thats my foolproof cooling off method if you dont have a fan or nothingalso just go buy a room fan
