Why are foreigners taking ranch dressing home on their carry on luggage?
I'm gonna guess we're the only country with laws shit enough to sell that poison
>things that never happened
>>537442670we should sell it to them in industrial quantities at jacked up prices, offer national financing plans, pay down the national debt
I did a search and it turns out they've already got it so do they specifically mean hidden valley ranch? That shit is disgusting.
>>537443013Not every foreign country is the UK.Ranch is very much an American condiment. The most common place you'd find it outside of the US is the "American" section of the grocery store.
>>537442670I WON!
>>537443013Seems to be a couple different brands according to this. https://xcancel.com/AryanBundles/status/2067945026307457082#m
>>537442670Probably goes good with their daily jeet take away.
>>537442670English and Scots maybe, not Italians or French.
>>537443122So do they mean jungle beaners? If it is in the UK then Europe distribution seems viable. So they must mean jungle beaners and chinks.
Holy shit are you guys under the impression that these random fucking thumbnails are real stories and real events?????
>>537442670Ranch dressing is widely available in Canadian supermarkets and is just as much a staple there as it is in the U.S.
>>537443013It's literally just very bad propaganda from your propaganda department since the world cup is doing so poorly.Billions of your tax money spend on this nonsense.
>>537443284Because Italians and French can't afford to travel, thankfully.
>>537442670lmao, fucking yuropoors are getting one shotted by ranch
>>537443313The point is that, even in many parts of Europe, it is an exotic item that you won't have very easy access to unless you're actively looking for it. Even if they had it at their local grocer, there's a good chance they'd never seen or tried it before and don't know where to find it.
>>537443381Two world wars and one world cup America wins again>>537443371no one lives in BC outside of Vancouver
>>537442813>sell that poisonIt's buttermilk, eggs, herbs/spices and some vinegar, not a boogieman. (assuming it is not the high fructose corn syrup shit)
>>537443013We have things called ranch dressings as well but looking at the differences in the ingredient lists your stuff is 41%+ fat made with basedoil and fuck ton of MSG, whereas the stuff we have here is only 31% fat and rapeseed oil based and no MSG. Otherwise looks fairly similar
>>537442950it's already sold here at jacked up prices, which is probably why these retards are packing a bunch
>>537443313>jungle beanersJungle asians?
>>537442813the problem isn't with the dressing itself although it's not really anything to write home about. the problem is fat fucks pouring gallons of it onto everything they eat.
>>537443481>25 year old wagecuck cattle vs 25 year old wagecuck cattleyou're all the same to me. back to work, cattle. my free money doesn't grow on trees, you know?
>>537443553>41% fatwhat the fuck do you think oil is?
>>537442813>>537442670america is too anal with food>no you put ranch from the country on a us flight reeeeeeeeI bet this shit is also in state to state flights.omg it's worse it's that retarded 9/11 liquid ban. >no you can't take liquid on flight cause of muh terroristsmeanwhile you see blacks take trays of seafood.
You can buy that in the supermarkets here. I noticed ‘ranch dressing’ in Morrisons a week ago.I never noticed it before but it’s defo’ there in Morrisons - a common high street supermarket chain here - today.
>>537442813Dunno they sell it here. Probably with extra warning labels if made in the US though
>>537443519Nah man, on second thought, fuck, look at the prices in my first post. That shit is not imported. They have reached ranch production levels already. God help us.
>>537443741 but is it the same? cause in Costco they got kewpie mayo made in MURICA, but taste different from import from japan.
>>537442670I refuse to believe it. Bottle ranch is fucking repulsive. It's practically as easy to make real ranch as it is to make blue cheese.
if it comes in a bottle, it's not going to be as good as the real thingyou want the stuff that you mix with buttermilk
This is the gayest psyop ever, who falls for this shit
>>537442670I basically only eat heinz curry, mayonaise (the right, calvé kind), Apple sauce and garlic sauce. Where does this shit lie in that scale?
>>537443481The daddy's money / 50 year mortgage 25 year olds exist here too.
>>537442813from the ingredients it sounds like a mid version of tzatziki. which is probably ok to eat, because store bought tzatziki is always mid, too, but I don't get why anyone would make a big deal about it
>>537442670>he doesn't know about boomers hoarding condiments from takeout food because of their great depression flashbacks
>>537443890Imagine salty mayo mixed with dill and dried onion and garlic. That's basically what ranch tastes like (since that's basically what it is).
>>537443545>assuming it is not the high fructose corn syrup shitI think this might be your mistake
>>537443940if you don't have buttermilk you won't get itit's a pretty distinct flavor and what makes ranch so awesome
>>537443840all these “european impressed” vids are paid advertisements
>>537443545Don't forget basedbean oil. All those creamy sauces here have that shit. I got buffalo sauce from a place and the sauce packet had fucking basedbean oil, wtf does basedbean oil need to be in buffalo sauce for.?
>>537442670because the influencers are being paid by ranch dressing makers to create the illusion its a thing among their followersthen, hopefully, the marketing carries itself
>>537443889you are brown
>>537444060ffs /pol/ mods.. Really?
>>537443713it's because they don't want containers of liquid fucking exploding during flight retard
>>537444106it's been 9 years
>>537442670Wierd soviet tier fake propaganda. They take the most stupid lie possible, because real power lies in forcing people to believe something that everyone is a lie.
>>537444046Most likely. It's an easy way to keep you on the plantation. I don't doubt that there's some good things in the US, but the glaze you are getting is largely over fast food and trivial shit like that.Things which you have all largely claimed are getting too expensive and depleting in quality.If lots of people come to your country and tell you that you have it good actually, maybe that will trickle down into gratitude without bug businesses ever having to roll back their diminished standards.Basically a psy op.
>>537444106hownu
>>537442670because they're too stupid to make ranch at home even though its like 3 ingredients. Bring the powder home if you really need to.
>>537442670Don't they still have the powdered packets? It's good enough on chicken or once in a while on pizza. Ranch salad can be good, a cool ranch pasta salad is good enough for a summer side dish.
>>537444078>memeflagjeet
>>537444144I've been a drunk for 14 of these years, I can't remember BASED fucking bean being the replacement for this long.
Tell you what is good. Horseradish sauce. Jap’s call it wasabi i think. Clears the sinuses. Mmm… runny nose.
>>537444080>white person comes to my country and is IMPRESSED
>>537444043we only have real buttermilk, not the (((cultured))) version. but that only makes me more convinced of my opinion. I forgot that your buttermilk is pretty close to yogurt, which is the base for tzatziki
>>537442813not true, this is just marketing bs as ranch dressing is in a lot of places here. Salsa is rarer than ranch dressing. Even several lithuanian sauce producers make ranch dressing.
>>537442670I don't get what it's about. Afaik, "ranch" is just regular fucking dressing you can buy in any supermarket. Some of them are even called ranch, because "muh America" appeals to the avg. Retard.
>>537444255Ranch and Tzatziki taste entirely different.
>>537442670someone should set up a ranch export business. all the ranches to all the ranch poor countries, while the hype is still going and before the majors figure it out and start their usual 'ranch' everything bullshit marketing. the clock is ticking anons.
>>537444217this shit is never not funny
>>537444309We should start importing "pop" to Europe. We only have soda water here.
>>537442670How do they not know it's flavored s 0-y bean oil poison?
>>537444046Sounds believable, but people here shill for that bottled goysauce too and it pisses me off every time. I used to do prep for a catering company. If it took me more than 20 minutes to make dressings for a party of 600 somebody was going to ream my ass like I burned the fish chef Ramsey was going to plate on camera. People act like it's the arcane arts and not a five minute video tutorial on youtube. Bottle mayonnaise based dressings in general are fucking repulsive compared to the easy as fuck to make real thing. Literal nigger slop
>>537444302so it's not like >>537443985 ?
>>537444351I can barely eat anything with mayonnaise anymore because it’s just rape oil.
>>537444148When I went to the Philippines I brought back Banana ketchup and when I went to Iraq I drank doogh (the container would not have traveled/its needs refridgeration) so why is it suddenly soviet tier propaganda to say that a lot of people are trying to bring back America's #1 condiment (apart from basic mayo/ketchup/mustard/pb)?
>>537444351We have 8 types of industrial grease in the automobile ball-buster factory I work at and they all look more appetizing than whatever this is
>>537443961Boomers didn't grow up during the great depression retard. Their parents did. >>537444302What's Tzatziki good to pair with?
>>537442670We only have mayonnaise.Have you ever "tasted" mayonnaise?We take our hagelslag in and some nice sauce out.
>>537444312Not to me :(
>>537444368Tzatziki has a much stronger and sharp flavor, much more garlic too. Ranch is a very mellow herby slightly acidic flavor.
>>537443940Yeah its not goat cheese. Lots of dill tho. Buttermilk is like cream but sweet and savory. Literally the milk you make butter from. Just not buttered.
>>537443889Amerimutts, it's propaganda made for them to feel good about their 3rd world shithole. Just treat it the same as North Korean propaganda, except made by jewish billionares to keep the evangelicucks in line and voting against their own interests or taking active measures against their ruling class.
>>537444483Oh and buffalo is just ranch and cayenne pepper. Cayenne pepper is goated. Same with scorpion pepper.
>>537444458Good ranch is pretty tangy, but not nearly as garlic forward as tzatziki. >>537444414Meat wraps
>>537444414It’s good with grilled chicken and vegetables, I like it on stuff like pic rel.
>>537444255your taste buds sound pretty fucked upbuttermilk and yogurt don't taste the same at allyou seem happy with your preconceptions though, so I won't argue with you
>>537442670murka exporting goyslop, no way.
>>537443557Makes sense these people would be looking for a deal, since they probably already spent all the money they had on tickets and lodging for the World Cup.
>>537444512Just admit it. We make delicious delicacies that you guys would never be able to produce yourself. Because you are not as hungry as an American. We have like 1000 more Finland than Finland if you include Canada.
>>537444397you can make your own from light olive oil.
>>537444585>We make delicious delicacies that you guys would never be able to produce yourself.LMAO thanks for the funny bait.
>>537444397Use grapeseed oil and follow these instructions.https://www.inspiredtaste.net/25943/homemade-mayonnaise-recipe/
they tried to sell Ranch there and nobody liked it. Same for many American staple like mountain dew and oreos. Now they fully market it at migrants because they know migrants are starving cattle that like cheap stuff and have no culture of their own to get good food anymore.
>>537444255>we only have real buttermilk, not the (((cultured))) version.You mean the actual leftover milk from making butter?All the so-called "buttermilk" we have is low fat milk with some bacteria that makes it sour.According to AI this is also what Americans call "buttermilk" - nothing to do with butter production.And this is indeed just like thin yogurt.
>>537444458that's why I specified store-bought, there's almost no garlic in that in the first place. how do you put even less in a dressing without entering the realm of homeopathy?
>>537443673Lol. KYS, loser.>>537443939Nothing exists in Sweden, nobody lives there. Another broke fucking loser.
>>537444761Ranch "buttermilk" is made by putting vinegar into milk.
>>537444660>Now they fully market it at migrants becauseFinally it has a valid use that I can support. Hopefully RFK jr. will ban that shit here soon The back of the bottle on that trash reads like like a league of villainous intent disclaimer.
>>537443545>It's buttermilk, eggs, herbs/spices and some vinegar, not a boogieman.Don't forget Monosodium Glutamate.Can't make real Ranch without Monosodium Glutamate.
>>537444401Because this is a product that can be bought in any supermarket. It's not some rare and exotic product, we can just walk in a store and buy it at home.
>>537444160Yup, your post sums it up perfectly. Thank you anon. We do have some awesome great things, better than anywhere else. But the shit that euros are supposedly impressed by, just isn't it kek. 100% a "come back to us! :(" psy op
>>537444878That is even more weird because I would just list it as two different ingredients.
>>537445052It just says "foreign travelers." Do you assume a handful of European countries are the whole rest of the world?
>>537443713I've never seen anyone with a tray of seafood on a plane.
>>537444761>All the so-called "buttermilk" we havewho are we? idk about the netherlands but everything I can find is that "our" buttermilk is made from what's left over when making butter
>>537444523Buffalo is hot sauce and butter, retard.
>>537445154Blacks, Indians, and some Middle Easterners do some heinous shit on planes. Long haul international flights reveal some hideous people.
>>537445154Spirit airlines let Niggers get away with a lot. They were the containment airline.
>>537445352Jinx
>>537442670Because they can't buy it in their local grocery stores.
>>537444132no one else has this problem, they don't think nail clipper are a weapon of terrorism on a plane in eu to eu flights fag. you have been back broken to submission.>had to do it cause the Anglos.
>>537443545it's poison, you retard.i DON'T understand why people (you) MUST start arguments on topics of which they are utterly ignorant.
Why is this shit memed ? It's disgusting.
>>537443371Nobody gives a shit about canada.
>>537442670This shit is so fucking blatant. All this world cup astroturfed euro cocksucking of major national brands. Do me a favor, dumbass Americans. Imagine they’re not European and have southern accents and they’re the ones losing their minds over walmart, fast food and ranch dressing. What you have is a low class retarded hick. The movement of cleaning up our unhealthy processed food has taken off in the mainstream in all corners of America.>your slop is actually good, see the Europeans like itFuck off
>>537445041I would make it at home, but I don't have access to a weapons grade biolab.
>>537442813lol this
>>537445163"We" The Netherlands, your little brother.It's interesting your buttermilk is different from ours despite being neighbors.But we (Netherlands) have very lax food laws that tend to favor mass produced slop for shareholder profit maximization.
>>537444210jeets are incapable of setting those two commas surrounding 'hopefully'
>>537444106First time?
>>537444414>What's Tzatziki good to pair with?Gyros
>>537445794You do realize that post doesnt say anything specific at all about Europeans, right?All the Euro pushback in this thread is "No way dude we already have ranch in our stores" which means THEY ALREADY LIKE IT YOU DUMB FAGGOT
>>537446109Don’t “you do realize…right” me you stupid reddit tier faggot. >World Cup fans As I referenced in my post this is in the current context of the hugely viral meme of Euro’s for the World Cup loving American major brands all over social media and American faggots like you falling for it
>>537442670I saw this posted before with an earlier date.>How many Euros are flying back home yet?Not very many.This is obvious hype, same as the Swedish influencer woman that made a fuss over this, it's available in most Euro countries - including Sweden.It's a hype and Americans fall for it.
>>537446281The WORLD cup is not exclusive to Europeans retard
>>537443198Kek, I expected to see him in this thread.
>>537442670I like blue cheese dressing.
>>537446332>We Euros would never eat your slop, my proof is that we already have it!
>>537446360Shut the fuck up faggot.Here’s the article if anyone wants to read a shameless ad by a government agency for a national brand. This shit is unbelievable https://www.businessinsider.com/tsa-reminder-world-cup-fans-ranch-dressing-counts-as-liquid-2026-6
>>537446109>>537446536>" which means THEY ALREADY LIKE IT YOU DUMB FAGGOTNot particularly.It lies on the shelves alongside other dressings.Do we jump up and down about Americans and A1 sauce?????No we never even mention it but you do know it is British right?
>>537446579Did you read it? Zero mention of Europeans or any specific country or nationality at all, anywhere in the article.
>>537446674The first four words are referenced and linked to Scotland fans in Boston which was a viral meme. The entire thing is either referencing the Euro love America viral meme or a blatant ad, naming the major brand, touting its flavor, with a twitter post by the brand itself embedded as well.SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not a smart person
>>537443545Its mostly onions regardless of buttermilk or traditional. I like ranch, but it is estrogenic dogshit that should be reserved for occasional wings and shitty pizza
>>537444106>Sⲟybeans filterIt has been so long that the mods literally don't even know how to change it.
>>537446632Nope didnt know that, dont like A1 either because putting sauce on a steak is gay.I do like Worcestershire sauce though despite it being from somewhere else and I wouldnt run to an image board if I saw an article about it to deny that anyone in my country likes it despite it being a commercially viable product from multiple brands on common grocery shelves.
>mayonnaise:|>mayonnaise, diluted:Owhy are ameriturds like this?
>>537444414>What's Tzatziki good to pair with?Gyro meat wraps. Grilled chicken wraps. Spicy pepperoni subway sandwiches.
>>537446753>An embedded link now means that "foreign" means "only Europeans" because nothing can ever be related but differentWhatever you say bud.
>>537446976>t.
Even TSA is joining the pathetic astroturfing attempts we've seen since the cup started?
>>537446889I think the TSA was being a bit premature about packing sauces . . . the world cup has only just started, nobody is going home just yet. I think this is just a big marketing thing.
>>537444559Have you ever talked to a German that wasn't completely fucked up in the head?
>>537443317The TSA sent out a memo about it retardhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/2026/06/18/world-cup-2026-ranch-tsa/90608182007/
>>537447193Actually I agree with you but I enjoy how butthurt Europeans make a spectacle of themselves.
>>537442950Issue T-bills backed by ranch.
>>537446907>condiment made from eggs and vinegar is the same thing as a condiment made from buttermilk and dillAre Czechs just a stupider version of Germans?
Why would a man ever buy ranch, when Cesar exists
>>537447383Because Ranch and Caesar aren't the same thing.
>>537443840Fuck me running with a chainsaw, I made a batch of this three weeks ago and it tasted off. Thought it might have been bad buttermilk affecting the taste, but now I see I forgot the goddamn pepper.
>>537442670Quit hogging the ranch dressing you greedy cunts.
>>537447360>mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaisewhat % of your DNA is african?
>>5374475070%. How low is your IQ?
>>537444414>What's Tzatziki good to pair with?Lamb if you can get it, but it pairs well with almost any land-based meat.
>>537447360Thats a pretty stupid comment anon, mayo is the base ingredient of most ranch recipes. To the extent that the few recipes that dont have mayo should probably not be considered "real" ranch.
>>537442813>poisonPlease grow tf up.
>>537444060>wtf does basedbean oil need to be in buffalo sauce for.?Buffalo sauce is hot sauce + margarine
>>537447694Fine. I'll concede to another American, but the redneck Germoid can kill itself.
They never had that good American ranch
>>537447773Correct just use hot sauce. Add butter if you want
>>537442670I had some mozza sticks with ranch sauce delivered early. They were good.
>>537442670Why does the tsa care?
>>537443545It's several paragraphs worth of chemicals, emulsifiers, preservatives, and probably some shit that feminizes men and sterilizes women. You may not find any of the ingredients you listed on "ranch" anything.
>>537446109There's a slight ingredient difference though.That's because if you want to sell food in the EU, you're not allowed to knowingly slowly poison your customers to death.
>>537442670Why would they need ranch when a bunch of seattle trannies carry a huge supply on them at all times?
Who are these retarded stories originally intended for? Retarded boomers on Facebook? Then they get reposted here. For who? Retarded white trash on /pol/?Every country has ranch dressing. Its not somethjng uniquely north american.
>>537444060Holy basedbeans senpai baka!
>>537448585desu I forgot basedjaks
>>537442670>BloombergI guess they need to sell the event as a success with whatever shit they can pull out their ass, as usual.
>>537448480Iv seems them land very well and stick was US anons here on /pol/ /sp/ so I think you have answered your won question.
>>537442670Unironically, memepower. And this is a good opportunity to remind you neoniggers, that you need to fucking think about the words you employ, implications you make and the ideas you spread - especially when it is for "fun" or entertainment. It opens you and those you interact with up to conditioning. You should know this, many of you do know this yet act so antiwhite regardless.
>>537445041i have a shaker of MSG in my spice cabinet there is nothing wrong with it
>>537442670Costco here sells Johnny's Ranch Dressing.
protip for european visitors: make sure you get the hidden valley light, not the normal hidden valley. Its too creamy for the large quantities of ranch that you are gonna want to use on everything
>>537442950It's 6€ a bottle here.
>>537442670They aren't. Those are ads disguised as news (like 99 % of all American """"""news"""""").I could go to the supermarket across the street and buy ranch sauce if I wanted to. I don't do it because it tastes like shit.
>>537443545If you prepare it at home, yes.If you buy it in a bottle, the list is 4 times as long and reads like the ingredients to an industrial detergent.
>>537448410If you want it to be shelf stable and not rot on the shelf in a couple weeks its going to have preservatives, yes. The brand pictured doesnt have anything particularly scary in it, and isnt very different when compared to the brands other anons posted from the UK. We do have some weird stuff here but Ranch isnt that scary.>>537448480You wont find Ranch in the Phillipines unless you have a nearby store that specializes in imported goods for expats - so yes in Manila and Cebu and Davao and such, but not so much provinces. Id imagine thats true in a lot of the world, especially places without such a close association with Americans.
>>537443013It's just dogshit propaganda and cope from your country.
>>537443371No one asked about your jeet infested shithole
>>537445337>>537445352I love seafood as much as any nigger but bringing it onto a plane just seems like more trouble than it's worth. I don't get it.
WHY ARE YOU EATING FOOD!?IT"S THE VIDEO GAMES OF FAT PEOPLE!!!
>>537449850The salad sauce i buy in my small Transylvanian mountain town is fresh, kept in the fridge with an expiration date. I usually avoid the plastic tube ones, they are obviously chemslop.
Ranch sucks ass, its not even a top 10 dressing like whats the hype??
>>537451692Caesar gang where y'all at, rise up
shelf stable ranch is peak goyslop. homemade is way better.
>>537445041Imagine being a faggot that hates MSG
>>537453292Isn't all food in your country goyslop?
>>537442670Propaganda piece by some newspaper, comissioned by the US Gov.Ranch is available in Europe, yet no one eats that shit. Ate ranch once, unimpressed.https://heinztohome.co.uk/p/heinz-ranch-sauce/17812530/https://www.tesco.com/shop/en-GB/products/259872411
honey mustard mayo is the superior sauce on anything. If you disagree you´re a faggot sucking niggercocks
>>537443545It is S.0.Y b e a n oil.
>>537442670You can buy it everywhere... it's fucking disgusting anyway. Sounds like some bullshit clickbait article.
>>537453400>Isn't all food in your country goyslop?90%
>>537453804We have ranch but we don't have Hidden Valley.Every time you say ranch sucks, a wild American appears and tells you that you haven't had real ranch and the original is so much better.
>>537442813>PoisonBro it's ranch dressing relax kekThe only problem with it is that Americans drink a tall glass of it every day that turns them into fat fucks
>>537445825
>>537453804compare 'the same' product's ingredients in yurop vs clapistan
>>537442670>Hidden ValleyJesus at least take real ranch instead of that goybean oil slop
>>537456488Hidden Valley is the original ranch, dum dum.
>>537442670They fucken aren't. Nobody gives a shit. You're the same nigger always telling us you live rent free in our minds, and for the entire world cup that nobody is even fucken watching, all I've seen is non-stop threads about EUROS THINK THIS and EUROS DO THAT and now FOREIGNERS LOVE OUR GOYSLOP. Holy shit no one cares, shut up and collapse already.
>>537443545It’s seed oils you fucking mutt. Go eat the slop and Kys you American nigger.
>>537442840Who’s making this shit up even? It’s odd.
>>537456794>>537456866Rent-free.
>>537442670because it's blue cheese or go fuck your mudda
>>537443794>may have flavor
>>537442670Sugar is tasty and Europeans like the taste of it, they just cut it out of all of their food. Probably for the best, don't get me wrong, but unhealthy stuff is tasty.
>>537447746Wow, look at this cel-saga ass nigga. Off to the void with you!
>>537453237Heard. Gang gang.
>>537443629Carcinogenic sneed oils.>Make your own Mayo with real egg and cold pressed oil >Add ranch seasoningI've been making my own Mayo for years, and the stuff on the shelves taste like literal rancid poison.It takes less than 1 minute to make ranch dressing, it will be healthier and taste better as well.
>>537447249>It's REALNot gonna lie, that Jew Poison is seriously delicious.
>>537451692Women have been hyping ranch for at least 25 years and other women do what other women do. I hate women.
>>537456997Have you ever even tasted ranch you stupid fucking nigger? Way to out yourself as a vpn jeet lol.
>>537456658That's like calling McDonald's the original burger. Maybe back when it first came out but sure as all hell not today with all of the tampering that the jews who have taken the companies over have done to it.
>>537442670This psyops is so fucking retarded. On average, a european world cup visitor is upper middle class and beyond. These people are well off enough to eat good euro quality food. But now i'm getting constant push on my social feeds of europeans visiting the US for the world cup going crazy over how good US fastfood slop is and how products like dressing that is also in stores in europe and made with less sugar and other shit is somehow blowing the minds of europeans about how good it is. This feels fake as fuck. Now if it was things like "wow, these local mom&pop places have really good food" i would believe it, but not fucking fastfood and ranch dressing.
>>537443890When I've eaten ranch with pizza, it's just tasted to me like a more vinegary garlic sauce.
