Everyone laugh at this faggot.
>>537463959I feel no joy, just utter Fremdschämen.
>>537463959He's so lame it's not even fun to laugh at himJust sad
>>537463959He tried his best, it’s not his fault the US military is a paper tiger that can’t even beat a country that’s been severely sanctioned for 40+ years
>>537465971How did he try his best if he didn’t even drop any nukes? If Trump cancelled power plant and bridge day? And yet we still won, and guess what you did tranny? Not win, that’s what.
>>537463959He's obviously been a loser his entire life trying to follow around the popular kidsTruly pathetic
>>537463959>Darkens your nightFriendly reminder of the last secretary of war
>>537466217Strait status?
>>537463959No.
>>537466318*Defense
>>537466317>>537466217>>537465971>>537465852He reminds these posters of the guy who fucked their crush in high school. True faggots.
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>>537463959nigga needs to work on his form on the bench press, was looking like amateur hour out their.
>>537466430Projecting what you’ll be wearing after your neo vagina leaks shit into your panties bro?
>He reminds these posters of the guy who fucked their crush in high school.Yeah, me And I'm a fucking loser so I know a loser when I see one
>>537465852He absolutely deserves it, though. He's a national guard public affairs major and fucking daytime Fox News host who thought so highly of himself that not only did he take a job LEADING THE DOD but felt so fucking sure of it that he actually took an active role. He's one of those faggot anticonstitutional Christian nationalist goobers -- fucking up everything in the military all because he can't understand what "separation of church and state" means.
>>537466318The difference is that his IQ was above 80.
>>537465971>He tried his best, it’s not his fault the US military is a paper tigerHe supported a bad gamble. Even though everyone fucking knew that toppling Iran would require either a ground invasion or (*gasp*) diplomacy, he decided to greenlight an only-air campaign against a country which has been hardening itself against that LITERAL THING for the past fifty fucking years. Airpower alone has literally never ONCE won a war. If fucking Pete had paid attention in history class, maybe he would have known that. We are ruled and governed by fucking morons.
>renames it the Department of War>loses his first war
It’s funny watching brown people seethe over his white Chadness.He has all the top zogbot awards, wife and children, money, fast cars, and the browns just can’t stand it.T. Someone who knows the washout rate of niggers at Fort Benning.
>>537467206>He has all the top zogbot awardHe has a bronze star. When you deploy, that's the award you get for not getting someone killed. No V device, nothing. That's his only actual award. He was a major in the national guard. He didn't even serve on active duty.
>>537467287I do believe he’s tabbed as well.
>>537467287He also has an arrowhead device on his campaign medal
>>537467398We don't say "tabbed" when you get a CIB. Tabbed is ranger tab. Speaking of things Pete doesn't have, he doesn't have a fucking tab, either. None of this makes sense to you unless you were active duty infantry at the height of the GWOT. Fucking EVERY officer above 2LT had a ranger tab. If you didn't, you were never going to be anything other than a bitch ratfucking minor staff officer. EVERY infantry 2LT had at least a tab. If you didn't, you had no career. I guess they do shit a little different in the nasty girls, huh? Also, fucking officer faggots get special treatment. Pete's MOS was not 11A. We know that, full stop. If he got a CIB, maybe the FOB got mortared or something. I just fucking know his type. You can see dudes like him coming from a fucking mile away if you've spent a couple years in uniform. The kind of dude who's in it only for himself -- who does everything he possibly can to play politics and look as good as he can.
>>537467124Kek
>>537467765how to get qt military husbando?
>>537467765I got my tab in 05.I got my CIB in 06.I know what they mean.
I already laughed at how he wants to give the illusion that he's a decorated military vet by folding an American flag in his pocket to look like a line of ribbons.
>>537465852I'm waiting for him and his group of evangelicals to be kicked out of the Pentagon.Seriously, he's got people proselyting in it. It doesn't help either that he has a habit of firing people because they disagree with him.
>>537468143He has a chest of bars.
Why would anyone laugh at Hegseth? He has had victory after victory. His predecessor, on the other hand, couldn't withdraw from a sandnigger country without letting 13 service members die.
>>537468196He has a folded flag in his pocket meant to give the illusion of a line of awards on his clothing.Any real honor he has isn't worn probably for a good reason, or maybe they embarrass him.
>>537467980And you look at him and think, "yeah, that nasty girl TV host is my kind of warrior"?
How every one of Pete's (honest) war stories start:>so no shit, there I was, pulling static FOB security...