Once it locks it's jaw, it's over...
>>537464694I’m gay and fat
>>537464694I carry a pocket knife just for this reason. It’ll do lots of damage to my arm but at least I can kill it with some neck jabs quickly after it has locked its jaw
>>537464752>flagWe know.
>>537464752Move to Germany they will love you
>>537464814Somebody post the webm from Brazil where the guy stabs the shitbull 30 times and it still refuses to let go of the smaller dog.
>>537464694Always carry a nigglet with you that you can toss to the dog as a decoy.
I have 3 small kids and two pitbulls and they’re completely fine. It’s all about how a dog is raised, not the breed. Golden Retrievers have more reported attacks a year. Pitties are a good breed so long as you raise them strictly and socialize them from a young age.
>>537464694Not if you grab a rock and bash it over the head.
*falls on top of dog**crushes it until it suffocates*
>>537464890The right approach is using your other hand and poke either side of their mouth for them to release their bite
>>537464694The nigger of dogs
>>537465020Liberal detected.
>>537464918This. Retvrn to Tradition.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_bait
>>537464814>>537464890you gotta aim for a lung and the blade has to be long enough. shitbulls are hyperpredators and don't care about pain.
>>537464890Scary stuff, but if I jab it and pull up with the knife slicing all the arteries it will pass out pretty dam fast
>>537464694The fact this dog has automatic locking jaws, should make it illegal
>>537465134Not a liberal, just have a broader perspective on life. You can’t generalize a specific breed just like you can’t generalize people by race. It’s all about your upbringing, there’s plenty of white people from low income that are criminals too. When we fail to be realistic, we fail to be human.
>>537465020>Niggers are fine, it's all about how the father raised them...
And that's why I train my dogs to kill assholes. Come closer. Am not kidding. I make them damn near bulletproof. When you coming to fuck my wife and kids you fucking coward. I literally have 10 holes dug in the city. Do you want pictures? Yes you do. I dug them beside the graveyard by the way. It was easy. Because cut....into a hill. You really wantt to go..... Don't you.. can you come closer? I want to meat you. So do my dogs. Now... Come. Am asking nicelee.Some of us are monsters. Am about the biggest one. Find a way buddy.
>>537465217Guess who sleeps next to me and laughs when somebody gets their head blown off. Ever seen those niggers eating skull feagmenta after hitting it with a sledgehammer. Boy.... I hope you fucking get it good. Bud. It's coming. Lol. Not kidding kids.
>>537464890that webm doesn't exist
>>537465092>>537465150>>537465163You don’t factor in your own pain and your ability to execute under such pain. Let’s assume you already have the knife out and the shitbull is locked into your non-dominant arm, which is the best position for you to stab it. Now it’s crushing the bones in your arm, tearing its flesh apart, a pain that you never encountered before and now you expect to not only locate but also successfully attack vital points like lungs and arteries. All while the shitbull is wagging its body in order to rip out whatever it grabbed with its jaws. Next problem is knife position. If you’re holding the knife upwards you lack force, if you hold it downwards you lack the best angle for attack, either way you’re fucked. The most realistic scenario is you starting to panic and stabbing in a frenzy to get the shitbull off of you, something that won’t happen because once it snaps it doesn’t care about pain or survival, it’s only mission is to lock in. Overall you can successfully defend yourself with a knife but that’s not a given and if you do you will still take massive damage to your body.
>>537464694Carry a blade, cut its throat
>>537465246Called Nanny dogs. Will kill anyone that tries to FUCK YOUR KID. YOU MFRS BETTER SMARTEN UP FAST. AM HERE. GOT NO TIME FOR YOU MFRS DILLY DALLYING WHILE DYING. CUNTS! PERIOD \! UH. WANT MY ADDRESS? RETARD. AM LITERALLY ALIVE BUD. FIX THAT PROBLEM! HI
>>537465934Nigger
>>537465827Gotta cut mine first. Hi. You know we'll enough daddy is there. I really am.
>>537465739My pet chimp could beat up your pitbull.
>>537464694Once it locks it's knot, it's over...*
>>537465803It does. It is from a security camera filming some ordinary street with a parked car. A woman walks her dog and suddenly a shitbull runs from outside the frame and locks into the small dog. The woman is completely useless and tries slapping the pitbull who doesn’t give a fuck. Then a man comes running from somewhere armed with a knife and he starts stabbing the pitbull for an extensive period of time while he still locks into the smaller dog. This webm changed my stance on pitbulls forever. I think they can be great dogs like >>537465020 pointed out but the problem once they snap they are an absolute pain to deal with. They are an overall net negative to society and the breed should be eradicated.
>>537465804Obviously if a pitbull is on you, you deserved it. How 'bout not rape that famil's kid Bud. Too much to ask I take it. You stupid motherfucker. You'll be gone soon don't worry. I know you. Very well. Am a bit bigger and all the world's problems fo away when......... Well.... You are looking at it. Time... Ticks...... You can't stop a clock. Hi. Come.. closer
>>537465020That's what everyone whose children get torn to pieces says before hand. It is the breed. They were bred to kill, that's why they exist. Goldens do not have more attacks per year, the fact that you have to lie shows you know the breed is the problem.>>537465246>not a liberal>just have completely delusional liberal beliefs that are contrary to reality
wouldnt torch lighter work? I doubt pitbull wants to hold on when you start melting its eyes off
>>537465934Not called nanny dogs, called fighting dogs. And they are more likely to kill your kid than to kill someone trying to hurt your kid.
>>537466065Chimps will eat your face if you piss them off
>>537466065What about me though Bud.. ppl damn scared of me... It's pretty bad.... Is that what you want? Come. I am a little different........ Come closer. I want to play this game you have.
>>537465804You don't factor in how quickly your body dumps a shitload of adrenaline in a situation like that, you severely underestimate human limits and capabilities
Youre supposed to kick its legs, they have legs like twigs
>>537466093why didn't he just slit the throat or better yet snapped his neck (effortlessly)
>>537466382Is a golden going to take down niggers or pakis you stupid motherfucker or will I have to do it. You soi motherfucker you. Guess whose worse than a pitbull. Hi.
>>537465804it just feels warm, dont allow a stupid animal to cripple your affinity for violence
>>537464694Is this lock jaw thing real?or is this like swimming right after eating and you die from a lockup of stomach cramps and other various bullshit I was fed as a kid
The goddamned dogs job is to kill. If you don't like it fuck off. That's the same as my job USMC. You motherfuckers smarten up or die. Quick fast. Not kidding.
>>537464694Society would be better off if every disgusting pibble just vanished one day. They add nothing positive to the world.
>>537465020Nice subtle bait
>>537466679Damn dog only has around 1000 pounds of bite force. Not bad. Alligators are over 4000. Stop being pussies. You won't. Can't fight off a pitbull while you're raping some famil's kids you don't deserve to live. Come closer.
>>537466851Holy fucking badass
>>537464694there is a Master Keyit can even unlock a life
>>537466775Come closer Bud. Asking nicelee............ I bet you will... Soon
>>537466851shut up monkey, nobody wants to talk with you. Humans are talking. go eat monki banana in brazil jungle. hi
>>537465804You won't notice the pain due to adrenaline. If you are a able-bodied, healthy, man and you can't fight off a 50lb dog then you need to take a hard look at your life. It's not a grizzly bear or a pack of wolves.
That goddamn dog is great at ripping throats out. Better than anything. When I hunt you stupid assholes........ I don't even bring a gun. We eat. Period. Am literally doing it. Daddy is bad and so are they. We get munchies. Now make the world worse. That's YOUR FKN JOB YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. COME CLOSER. I want the one that rips throats out because you FUCKING KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING..... Take a look around.. am just getting Reddy is all. They are all trained up. As am I. Doubt.... Others. Completely.
>>537466581most knife carriers know about as much about using it to kill as dog owners do about training their own muttsold lady down the road from me in bucktooth KS got attacked by a brendel Pitt two years back and it was mauling the fuck out of her leg when I was coming down the road from work in my pickup, I stopped, grabbed my hunting knife instead of my snubnpsed .38 special and on my approach she saw me coming and in the most saddest pitiable and pained sobbing voice said "p-please help meeee" I was planning on twisting the tip up the bunghole of the dog when I stopped(in case it was her dog) but her voice and that desperation in her eyes made something snap in me and I went into combat mode(ex mil) walked right up, grabbed the scruff of its neck to stretch the skin tight and buried the knife to hits hilt in its jugulur, twisted and brute sawed/ripped it out.blood splashed all over the neighbor and my arm and that animal dropped two seconds later and died 12 seconds after that.now she drops off a homemade pie or a dish of scalloped cheesy potatoes every other month since.
>>537465020retard
>>537467137>never killed or fought a wild animal in his life>”it’s just 50 pounds bro it’s nothing I’m on adrenaline bro”
>>537466382Yes but you have indians trying to tape your kids now. you are literally retarded. I hope you die by rape by pakis. You are nonsense and so is your whole fking life. I wish death for you more... Than you literally do me. And I know this and it is true. You motherfuckers are gone soon. You know this........and if you don't you will. Soon buddy.
>>537467662>projecting his eurocuck inexperience with nature on a flag known for its hunting and outdoor culture everywhere that isnt a nigger filled citydoes germany even have wild pigs?raccoons?maybe a fox or two?or are Gray Squirrels the meanest you got going for ya?
>>537467662it's not a wild animal. it's not even a trained police dog. Unless it grabs you by the neck, there is no reason why you shouldn't be able to overpower it. Spend less time gooning in front of a screen all day and do some pushups if you think you can't
>>537466922that thing looks like a work of art, as you may well know, we're rather fond of knives in the YooKay.https://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/news/nottinghamshire/news/news/2024/september/hundreds-of-zombie-style-weapons-taken-away-from-countys-streets/
>>537467875Wild boars will fuck your shit up dooodeThey would disembowel the shitbull in OP's pic
>>537467427I don't need a script. Ran dogs my whole fkn life. The best ones are killers... Now look at a list .. who is a killer. Well..... That'd be me of course when the shit hits the fan. My whole life I trained for. I want you all to come. You are cordially invited. Isn't it.. and you know it too. Bud
>>537467875they have wild turks, but they only go for German women, so no he has no experience.
>>537467427Yea you're right, most knife owners don't even know about twisting or vital pointsI noticed this in gore stabbing videos too, they just stab randomly
>>537466679>Is this lock jaw thing real?complete nonsense. how would that even work? there would have to be an extra bone at least, which there isn't because it's a dog breed and not a different species
>>537465020A golden retriever that's been yelled at and kicked around its whole life will be less likely to maul than a shitbull pampered like a spoiled baby. Retrievers were bred to retriueve, shit bulls were bred to fight boars and bears in the bit. It's just in their nature. Same as a setter sets and a shepherd herds sheep.
>>537464694But if you ram you fist up it's asshole and pull out it's intestines it lets go
>>537464694>jaw locksThats fake. The problem with the breed is retards can’t handle high drive dogs. Ban them all you like nigs and pitty moms will move onto Malinois or german shepherd and the problem will repeat >ban a breed white men utilized on farms and ranches for hundreds of years without a problem The problem is people treating a canine like it is a child or even part of the family truly. Pack doesnt equal family and high drive dogs will challenge this at some point. Back in the day a white rancher would just shoot the aggressive one in the head and keep all the others.>t. Dog trainer for security firms for 5+ years> why would you remove something the subhumans fear? No white man should fear a dog
>>537465121Shitbull attacks are as seemingly random as nigger attacks, yes. Why did that nigger get up and stab that ukroreich whore on the train? Why did that other nigger push someobody into an oncoming train? Why did the scopion sting the frog?
Am looking forward to killing maniacs that come to kill me and my wife and kids.nhbu? Got these fkn dogs here but I tell ya my wife and kids getting raped in the grocery store and cancer ward of the hospital is really pushing it u faggot. Are..... We... There... Yet... And you motherfuckers want to fuck with me? Keep it up..... Either me or the dog Bud . Come over. Prefer me..... I want to shake your hand... Personally. Hi
>>537467872>if you don't get a dog that will kill your children then pakis!1111Thanks for your amazing insight, Jamal.
>>537465246Niggers are overwhelmingly more likely to commit violent crime and shitbulls are overwhelmingly more likely to maul. It's a fact due to genetics. Not every nigger is going to randomly get up and stab you on the train and not every shitbull is going to eat your toddler, but it's enough of a statistical possibility that you should avoid niggers and stay away from shitbulls if you're not absolutely fucking retarded.
>>537465020nice b8 8/8 m8
>>537468329Try it on me Bud.. the game we are playing results in mass death. Come closer. Am asking you. Seriously . I signed up for maid 3 times my body is good. You think you can kill me. Then let's at least try. Btw am only guy that signed up 3 times and didn't get it...... Am not kidding. Hi. Now let's go fuqtart.
>>537466679Yes, and shitbulls keep fighting even when disemboweled. Nothing will stop them once they're in kill mode unless you kill them or choke them out.
>>537468580Everyone on the planet can grasp that concept except white women.
>was a dog bred by whites for hundreds of years>after black people and women started getting rights and dogs the mauling went up>purely coincidence so start letting the government start banning breeds of dogs instead of just being prepared to kill a uppity dog >this will surely stop the nogs and lead to gov overreach
>>537464694Their jaws aren't special, what makes them dangerous is how they chimp the fuck out like no other dog would. Dogs fighting to the death is rare in the species, that had to be breed into them.
They are to protect your wives and kids from an rape and murder. Kid you don't know that I will give you my address so I can show you rape and murder and yes am that insane. Fucking want to teach you all a lesson but you will be dead and is soooooooooo wasteful because you won't be alive to spread such news because you will be killed and discarded? Does that make sense? I hate ur guts btw buddy. Come closer. Only have 5dogs trained to kill +me..... Not a big deal..?
>>537468464You don't know the dog.... Nor me.. come closer. Fun fact. YOU WILL. AM HERE FREN
>>537468884Then all the golden retrievers owned by nogs and women would be mauling toddlers at alarming rates... except that shit never happened. It's the animal's genes. They were bred to be unstoppable killing machines. Shitbull can get kicked in the head by a horse and still won't stop trying to attack it.
>>537464890Like the women pitbull metaphor
>>537468401Nigger is way more but keep being some retarded blue haired lesbian retard who molests her kids. Die
>>537465163No, you slice open the jaw muscles. Should be quite straight forward--just stab in and slice along the jaw. This will immediately disable the only weapon it has. Failing that, you cut the jugular like in a slaughter house--the immediate loss of blood to the brain should cause it to pass out almost immediately. Both of these should be reasonably doable, as the head is right there, on your arm. Of course, you can then open its belly, but I'd say the order you cut is jaw muscles, jugular, then belly, to finish the job.
What's the best dog breed for a single man? Is it this fuzzy fellow?>>537468365are you really pretending that pitbulls are not uniquely like that? They don't suddenly 'challenge the hierarchy' or whatever shit you're talking, they just slip into game mode for any variety of reasons and do what they were bred to do
My pits are fine with 99 out of 100 people dunno why but theres always that one they just want to kill.
Another almost 100 post reply thread decrying the viciousness and destructiveness of shitbulls, but not one credible or solid piece of advice on how to quickly kill this breed of dog or dogs in generalwhat are the point of these threads if not to formulate some kind of defense or way to dispatch these animals easily
>>537468025yeah I wouldnt bring a ka bar to a boar fight.those fuckers call for a spear minimum
>>537469147And that is a good thing cunt. Do you want a faggot crybaby who cries like a bitch after he takes a drone hit to his spinal cord!? Fuck you die. And fun fact you will. You didn't see that we are in a bolsheviks revolution killing white ppl and it will spread globally. I want to kick the shit out of you, you motherfucker. Go die and you will. I must have patience. Die
>>537469147Fucking worthless cunt can't even hold onto those dogs for more than a second before face-planting. All three (I'm not including the cat) should be euthanised.
>>537469216have you ever been in a physical confrontation in your life?
>>537469356see >>537469216
>>537465020>BaitIf this isn't bait you deserve to have your kids taken from you Shitbulls are 100x more violent than all the breeds below them combined
>>537469226A shittn good one. Best I had was a doberman shepherd but we weren't at war.... We are now. I feel the death coming. I got dogs. They wanna live, they kill. Same as me buddy. Yes. We are there. Just ppl don't know. Bit slow if you will. Run big ones. And eat. Am serious. Bigger brain more killing power. Hi
>>537469421You're right. Whilst being attacked, the guy shouldn't try to do the most effective thing, even if it's hard to keep one's composure during such a tense situation, he should just crawl up into a ball or do as many ineffective things as possible.
>>537465092Saw the entire head off is the answerI'm white as fuck but believe me I will go allah akbar on a shitbull in no time flatEven if it drops its bite I'm not stopping until the head is severed from the body
>>537469576how do you think German Shepherds compare to Dobermans?>>537469597fight back but don't think you're going to execute this LARP script when the time comes
Pitbulls get a bad reputation from black people, white trash and liberals who try to save them at the shelter when they're 2 years old you can not retrain a old pit bull and you can't have this dog cagged for hours it will become aggressive and run out the house and probably attack some poor kid you need a back yard and a lot of energy I run 4 miles with my pitbull
>>537469460Getting anywhere near the dogs mouth which all you faggots agree with is the most dangerous part and you want me perform surgery on a specific muscle and tendon group around it's chompers, this could only be successful if the dog is already clamped down on something and if I have some kind of canine anatomy and had practice specifically butchering dogsabsolutely fucking retarded are you some inbred mexican or niggershow me where to cut the jaw muscles at least
>>537469421A great many. Best one was getting a running sucker punched from behind lost three teeth. Throwing guy into the street and doing jail time for it. Want to die? Come closer. There are ppl who are insane you know. You built me. Enjoyl btw and........ There is absolutely no logic. Am here. Hi
>>537465020Pits are cancer and they wuv their famiwies!
No penis.
>>537469521You cunt. Come closer. Got a bunch. You mfr u. Ban petting zoo's u cunt retard bamn school. Look at schools raping kids. You won't. Die faster. Get more shots please. Lol u did. I know thus
How to deal with pibbles>Headlock>Eye gouging>Shove sharp object inside it's butthole>Grab its legs and lift him up>Shove something his throat>Floyd him up using the weight of your body against himThis is when dealing with STREET pibblesIf you deadling with a trained / roided pipple the RUN
>>537469821answer my question about dobermans
>>537469401>>537469415best part is that during the climax the American flag is waving
The only two options I've found that don't sound absolutely retarded and put yourself next to the dog's jaws like so many of the posts here recommend is either using a large caliber handgun to shoot the dog in the head or buying a extendable metal baton like you can buy online and smashing the dog's head to bits with repeated strikes, everything else sounds retarded and puts you in just as much possible danger as a person getting mauled, hope that helpsfuck these worthless shit threads
>>537469356>what are the point of these threads if not to formulate some kind of defense or way to dispatch these animals easilyThat's not how it works in real life. You can't pause it like a video game and then decide what you're gonna do next. Your blood is going to get flushed with adrenaline and you're going to do whatever you can in the moment. As I pointed out earlier, if you are a healthy able-bodied young man in good health, it shouldn't be that difficult to fight off a 50 lb dog that tires very quickly.
>>537469356You always carry a knife and don't hesitate to cut the dog into pieces if it dares touch youSimple as
FRIENDLY REMINDER:The government doesn't want you to have a pitbull for the same reason they don't want you to have a gun.OP glows
>>537464694>Once it locks it's jaw, it's overA Warmblood horse has a bite force of approximately 500 PSI (pounds per square inch), which is more than double the average 235 PSI bite force of an American Pit Bull Terrier.
>>537469720Well doberman's better but I won't be spilling any secrets until everyone is dead. Game you played. I will not h contribute. I will watch the death and try to stay alive. Fuck you all is my credo. I gave my best years of my life to .......... And what did you do. Die. Faster......I know most of you are very small minded redditors and cops. I hope you die. Literally. Really mean it. Am watching. Ain't I. Hahaha
>>537470181Pitbulls are sweethearts---cats are niggers.
>>537469992>Get shotsThey hit me with anthrax vax back in the military. No COVID vax thou. Speaking of meds, you should take some daily - strong ones. Your unhinged ranting is barely decipherable but it is clear you are schizo as it gets
>>537470212see this is what I'm talking about absolute dribbling retarded third world nonsense that's of no help, just some brown subhuman typing some incoherent bravado, get off the vpn and do the world a favor and kill yourself
>>537469864She gat what she fcking deserve
>>537465258yes?
>>537470250It's a nigger trait having a pitbull
>>537470235worthless advice, might as well say carry a swordbecause that's the only way it would make sensehaving a fixed blade at least 12 inches in lengthwhich hardly anyone would be carrying around all the time
>>537465020Woah ur so trendy!!! Do you say all those shitbull owner things like>hes a gentle giant>he wouldn’t hurt a fly>the kids love him hes so protective Do you think everyone’s impressed by your nigbull as well?
>>537470109No. You don't have enough sense. You are dead. Soon. Your answer was the question. Isn't it. Fk you. Nobody talks to me about dogs. Period. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>537470031imagine not killing a nigger dog that does this immediately
>>537470333>Cats are niggersChecked my man, have a webm and a blessing day!
>>537464694>once you say nigger>it's over
>>537465577jannies ban this child
>>537464694once a nigger locks eyes, its over...WE WUZ SHITBULLZ
>>537465246>I'm not a liberal, I just regurgitated idiotic liberal talking points on 4chinzHaha nice one, faggot
>>537465934
>>537464814Wtf don't go for the next. You go directly through the eye and into the brain. Unless your knife is some big retarded Rambo knife.
>>537470353Only one I want is morphine..... And if you know me.. "you kind of do Bud..... Because"" I want to..... Won't.we are both here. Stuck in the middle with you. I will guarantee am bigger and badder. We can't say it here though. no.. they are watching.?! Us all.
>>537470537I know that, is your people that like to pretend using self defense is wrong.A well trained dog does not attack anyone, a well trained HUMAN controls his pet, this is why pibble + nigger / wigger = dangerA dog is as behaved as his owner, this is why i change sidewalks when fat women or kids walk with dogs.Most pibbles loose on the street are trained by wiggers for CLOUT and aggression, to score pussy.
>>537470353And holy shit kudos nigger. Best response to your faggotry. So obvious. See you on the other side cunt. Buddy am here. Hi
>>537467427That's pretty based. I wonder if the same technique would work on a nigger chimping out.
>>537467994>dual wielding the green swordsrare brit W
>>537467994LMAO LOOK AT THAT TANG
>>537471082Damn he was on the pit bull like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm!
>>537470398Keep it up. Literally. If we could get you doing the dink on every threadd.Now that is music. Don't let anyone stop you. We are in a bolshevik revolution. The guy that kills the most ppl wins.. a purple robe. You seen the pictures elbow. Nudge.
>>537464814>neck stabswrong, you stab its anus and then twist
Kill pitbulls. Behead pitbulls. Roundhouse kick a pitbull into the concrete. Slam dunk a pitbull baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pitties. Mix xylitol into a pitbulls food. Launch pitbulls into the sun. Stir fry pitbulls in a wok. Toss pitbulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pitbulls water bowl. Aikido throw pitbulls into a wood chipper. Twist pitbulls heads off. Report pitbulls to the dog shelter. Play Frogger with pitbulls on the interstate. Karate chop pitbulls in half. Curb stomp pregnant pitbulls. Trap pitbulls in quicksand. Crush pitbulls in the trash compactor. Liquefy pitbulls in a vat of acid. Eat pitbulls. Dissect pitbulls. Exterminate pitbulls in the gas chamber. Stomp pitbull skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pitbulls in the oven. Lobotomize pitbulls. Mandatory abortions for pitbulls. Grind pitbull fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pitbulls in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pitbulls with a ray gun. Kick old pitbulls down the stairs. Feed pitbulls to alligators. Slice pitbulls with a katana.
>>537470766Go rape my kids then while am at work Bud. invitation.
>>537464814You'll need to slice its jugular veins apart and then wait for it to bleed out.You'd be better off printing a Liberator pistol, obtaining some ammo illegally somewhere, and carrying that around. Unless you go through hypersensitive metal detectors somewhere, you shouldn't get caught; the only metal is the cartridge, one spring, and a nail for a firing pin.
>>537464694They're dangerous dogs, but they're still animals. I don't believe outlawing them completely is the solution but owners should be required to have a license to own them in the same way you need a license to buy a gun. Problem with this breed is that the majority of it's owners are niggers and women but as long as you're not a pussy and a negligent fuck there's really nothing wrong with it.
>>537471744Before or after you rape my kids???
>>537470031>>Shove sharp object inside it's buttholeGood luck getting your dick in there one-handed while screaming in pain from your other arm's bones being crushed.
>>537464752The only sensible response to this stupid thread...
>this one creature causes entire communities divide>Matthew 10:34–36Is the pitbull a form of Jesus Christ?
>>537471595This.
I work for this shit and it ain't looking good. You know me though..
>>537469226Golden retrievers and German shepherds have the best dicks IME. I really like dobermans but they're a medium sized breed with medium sized cocks.
>>537472077You forgot the leaf.
>>537468884They have only existed since the 1850s you retarded nigger. And they were bred explicitly for killing each other. Maulings were common since the breed's inception, they have not gone up.
>>537471498Pitbulls and niggers are both, well niggers. So if they are from opposite tribes they will attack each other mercilessly.
>>537471334what the actual hell is that thing!!!
>>537472121It's the only thing I envy about Canada.
>>537464694Oh no what will I do if a 60lb dog puts itself close to my ripping and gouging monkey hands? The ones that weren't stupid and have a knife nearby?God I want to slaughter an aggressive fucking dog. Just mutilate it in front of its retard cuck owner. These pieces of shit are a menace to civilization. And don't forget:>BARK>BARK>BARK
Total Shitbull Death
>>537471869>memeflag well poisonerFuck off, kike.
>>537472312"zombie killer" meme sword, I assume. Cheap shit knife makers put out all sorts of weird garbage to differentiate their pointy steel bars from each other.
man shitbulls are literally THE reason why I carry a gun -- so I at least have a shot, pun intended, in the event of a Mr Pibbles incident. Might not even be able to get to it, but better to have it than nothing.It's wild how NO MATTER WHERE you live, doesn't matter how affluent the area, there's always some fucking groid, groid-adjacent, or foid, walking a pitbull around, and they couldn't be able to control even the slightest tug on the leash
>>5374723128tnis if it goes in.. your guts come out. Very simple. I use my hands brw
>>537472492It's just a sword from an anime.
>>537469356>but not one credible or solid piece of advice on how to quickly kill this breed of dog or dogs in general>what are the point of these threads if not to formulate some kind of defense or way to dispatch these animals easilynigger brain>>537467427learn arterial anatomy fighting dogs requires also some intimate knowledge of how a dog leverages and moves its body.I can take up to a 200lb dog down with my bare hands if I can snatch its neck quicker than it has time to react and woth my other hand roll its body so it cannot get any leverage with its legsyou can also hold a canine down with your forearm pinning its neck while your offhand is pulling one of its forelegs and pinning it to its bellyyou would have to grow up with labradors and wrestled them and other dogs since chiodhood while taking jujitsu/grappling as I did to effectively do any of this without gettinf your face ripped off.that is the "non lethal" take down.but I also have quick hands and can kick waistline or below in a flash with good accuracy(trained for years to snap kick a knee to break it) Ive gotten dogs to abandon their attack completely by just showing it my foot will bust their nose the second they blinkknife fighting is the same princibles as humans, the arterial alignment is generally the sameif the neck, carotid below and behind the earif the body always go for centerline.if you do not think you can move your arm quicker than the dog can bite you, then make sure YOU DECIDE what its getting to chew on(I would recommend the arm not needed to draw the knife)just close your hand into a fist offer your forearm while leaning down, the dumb chimping bastard wont be able to resistwhen it bites and hangs on go to one knee and lower(pull) your arm down usjng your bodyweight, he will pull back, thats where his neck muscles are strained the most, know start shiving that neck and twisting 90 degrees before yanking out, repeat until its dead.
>>537472552So you can raoe families kids? Not asking. I know. Haha go die. Am here. Come closer.
>>537464694>Not kicking it's ballsretard.
>>537472722You can't do shit retard. Matt is right there. You won't get a chance you scientific motherfucker you. Come closer. I want it. Do it. Kill my kids Bud. Am right here
>>537464694Pet Niggers
>>537465804Actual (as in the "game" ones APBT) are surprisingly soft biters and fairly small dogs, a fully grown man should be able to manhandle one even when being attacked
>>537472935>Matt is right therenigga, I AM Matt
What you are watching is some asshole who wants to rape kids and families and can't get over the dog problem. Am telling you the truth. That is your life. If you have families and are less insane than me get dogs because we are in a bolshevik revolution where they kill everyone. Am sick of you motherfuckers because 100% of you don't know shit. Who was Hitler's top brass. Same as Putin's zelensky s and your own. World over. I hope u die you fkn 1710 throwback retard motherfuckers. Come at me bro. I got nothing to live for.nyoybretarded faggots.
>>537467662I've been bitten by a (real) one, while holding back my own 80kg dog, because I didn't want it injured or killing the other dog because it's also a breed likely to be put down for justified aggression, and I also don't want to reinforce a "taste for blood" (which is likely what set off the attack to be fair, it was a real "game" APBT so they do have a massive drive for dog aggression, but it wasn't likely the primary goal to attack me, and human aggression SHOULD be a low drive at least relatively) at the same time, you don't even feel the bite in the moment and it mulched my kneecap up like took chunks out of the bone
>>537465092Collar choke if it has one is the most effective, or consider giving uo an arm to "protect" your neck if you have to
>>537473313Who's as bigger though. Let's go. Am ready. Are u? Come closer. Just little old me. Do it. Am not fking around. I had 2 years to build up my body. Let's go.
>>537473076this, I have seen videos and around twice irl a guy just pick up an attacking mastiff or pitt and just bodyslam it on the ground its hilarious to see because the dog gets all big round eyed scared like it just found out it didnt just attack a normie worker bee but pissed off a S&D Hornet class dronedog came in acting like a lion but runs away scared like Simba
>>537473370The fucking dog is to kill anyone that tries to rape your wife or children . Until you understand that you must die and most of you are fucking dying so am happy about that. Read my message thrice if slow. Which you are. You are fucking dead. Period uhhhhh
>>537464890>Not stabbing in the ballsRetard.
>>537473370Pussy. Am a real man. What up. Come over. Faggot.
>>537473586Like a nigger?hmmmmm
>>537473370>mulched my kneecapalways work for you at whiterun fren :)
>>537464694Humanity bears the sole responsibility for breeding these absolute killing specimen. You shrug off responsibility while you validate these enabling breeding programs. I know that civilized countries banned the breeding of certain versions but in reality these dogs will outlive their owners.
>>537469147I think I read that the cat survived, I'm not sure though.
>>537465020I don't really go all in on the hysteria, but no it's not entirely about training (this IS important). An actual well bred ApBT should not be human aggressive (this was generally collaterally culled when dog fighting was "above board", not that I condone the practice, but the semi-petting has basically stopped this tight breeding) but they have an undeniable strong drive for dog aggression (the usually accepted theory is that it's a modulated prey drive for dogs), you can't love that out of them and really you need a very strict owner (which many dog owners aren't they could fuck up a labrador)Scattered admixing and less tightly controlled breeding has probably produced dog where the prey drive is no longer tightly modulated for other dogs and even if the "gross drive" is reduced, the drive can "spill over" into human aggression (they generally ARE distinct drives). Further more the "terrierness" is actually a problem around small squeaky animals (children if the drive is too intense)That and soccer mom minivan suburbanites thinking they're just any old dog is a problem, if you can't exercise them for hours a day either they'll go fucking nutsI even own a "bull breed" and I don't care for APBT myself (way too terrier, way too high strung, need to be nonstop "worked", stimulation requirements too high) but I can willingly admit they have inherent tendencies and drives even in the most well bred and trained that make them unsuitable for "family dog that I just forget about lol"
>>537464694>Delta-P(itbull)>Once it's got ya, it's got ya!
>>537465150>>537464890The problem is he just pokes it.You either slit the neck or disembowel it.https://files.catbox.moe/0e853w.mp4
>>537464814Carry a thin, strong rope. Snug it up around its neck right behind its jaw bone. Lift straight upward. It causes a gag reflex that makes even the most stubborn dog release.
>>537464694Not really, hand on back of head and push further to the back of throat.
>>537466093They simply should NOT ever be allowed "out" unsupervised like that, and always assumed dog aggressive. I have a much less "game" dog and I treat him as dog aggressive (not but exhibits the classic "mastiffy" dominance; i.e. other posturing large unneutered males is going to eventually devolve into at least a "show" fight if left to do whatever he wants)So he's never off lead and I don't really stop to "talk" to strange dogs, make him move along quietly (being in each others "way" can trigger a standoff, especially with entrances and exits) or off to the sideThe problem is you get people that are way too "positive only" (if any training) who don't accept the dog is potentially dangerous or even accept that there is dog aggression almost certain, and then on the other hand you have "other demographics" who understand what they have at least, but are still likely the type to be negligent ("he just escaped lol idk how") or downright abusive (good idea to make a high drive dog reactive to human touch)
>>537472722you're an idiot, you said nothing of useyou're a pathetic shit spewing bitch
>>537466851A pitbull (an actually one, not some massive mastiffoid freak) has a bite force of about 200 (exceptional for a terrier, but they're featherweights that punch above their weight)
Please post videos of shitbulls getting killed
>>537464752It has two eyeballs which are directly connected to its brain so sit on its head and fart
>>537466679No, it's bullshit, they just have (comparatively) strong jaws for holding (plenty of other dogs can bite harder but still not have as strong a "hold" if that makes sense, like even the notoriously, literally bred to have a soft mouth, Labrador actually has a stronger "instantaneous" bite force, but would have a much weaker "hold"). Even (English) Bulldogs would have a strong "hold" if they hadn't intentionally, somewhat recently, had their skull morphed into retardation
>>537468731Not even a pipebomb
>>537468025I've seen that horrible gif; and they were Presa Canarios which are honestly MUCH more "game" and tenacious than APBT and a LOT larger. Though maybe for boars a smaller size is actually better, less of a target, as the dog isn't really going to win the strength matchup and I believe the general tactic is that 3 dogs harrass the boar to death
>>537468365The Cane Corso is going to be the next "popular breed" and honestly I see that being worse (although they don't have a hair trigger DA) as they tend to come default "suspicious" of humans at best and most people don't have the patience (let alone ability) to socialise them properly or modulate that inherent protective nature appropriately. Not to mention they're actually bred to be manstoppers in size and nature
>>537469226Too neurotic these days I believe, plus atrocious hip issuesThere's "working" or reconstruction lines, but the problem is a lot of them have low bite inhibition Mallinois and such backbred into them, so may not be good for simple pet quality
>>537464694d'awww what a cute little princess :)
>>537469356If you're "caught short" it's probably give up an arm and choke, I'm not sure I'd recommend it for big dogs though because they'd probably snap clean through the bone and may actually outpower you (a 50kg dog could probably beat a man twice the weight in terms of raw strength)
>>537469392Even then you'd want an actual boar spear with a long leaf balde and a bar because apparently they really will run clean through a spear and gore the holder to death
>>537469728Also any shelter dog is likely to develop problems even if they didn't before they went in. I'd be wary of any "bull type" or mastiff from a shelter even if they were the absolute best of dogs, sad but true
>>537470287I'm surprised it's that low, yeah I know their mouth isn't "meant" to be a weapon like a carnivore, but they're fucking massive and the muscles on the jaw are huge
>>537474192jesus christ the incompetence>jabs in non vital spot>jabs too soft to penetrate more than an inch >90% of jabs bouncing off ribs because he has the knife at the wrong angle>wastes his energy hitting non vital areasyeah he coyld of put that effort into neck shots and probably would get somewhereyou dont pick them up either to do this, you straddle or pin down, so if you do body shots you can lean and drive it all the way in, then twist and pull.same shit you read in the papers about niggers stabbing some old boomer 70-90 times, 99% of their attack is just random non vital areas.
>>537467994N'wahs really out here playing Morrowind IRL with fucking glass tantos
>>537464694Americans got it right when it comes to guns, everyone should be able to carry one so that you can put a bullet in a shitbull's head if it attacks you unprovoked.
>>537474951>yu mean I haff tu wearn a skwiw and do sum wok? nooo fuck you no magic one tweek wok aww video waaaahok
>>537464694nah, I'd win
>>537476108yeah boars are no joke, Ideally there is a tree to climb and safely shoot it fromwe have a breed of wild pigs here that if you attack one the rest will swarm you, literally where they go one they go all boars, hunters do not go for this breed without a truck or tree to fire from
>>537473586>MastiffThe average "shredded" fit athletic mastiff outweighs a pitbull by at least 3 times (55-60kg vs 14-22kg), I wouldn't bet on that as much, a lot are also a LOT bigger (though they're more of a meme meant to be a "chaindog" at best)An English Mastiff ? I wouldn't bet on overpowering, but they're more likely to warn you at least, less drive, and might honestly signal and allow you to back off slowly and leaveBoerbol or big Presa or Corso, fuck it you're probably losing in raw strength, and the first two you're probably dead
>>537476734I saw that webm; guy starts picking off boar from miles away, big male immediately pings his location and fucking runs him down, the rest follow pretty quickly. I was actually impressed how quick they were on it
>>537476837>Boerbol or big Presa or Corso, fuck it you're probably losing in raw strength, and the first two you're probably deadthose giant swedish mountain dogs terrify me, they can be real friendly but they are large enough to saffle, literal warg sized beastsmy rule is simple, >IF big but solo, stand ground or make careful retreat and avoid triggering its chase instinctbig to me is Mastiff/wolfhound or bigger>if in pair or groupfind weapon for offhand immediately, like a big rock, retreat, find high ground or escapeI can beat/scare off a big pit with just my hands solo 1vs1you add a pair and they now have Flank power, that is when you throw courage in the same drawer as stupid and either get a ranged weapon or get the fuck out, I probably could kill them both, but not without getting fucked up along the way.the best weapon for a pack of wild dogs(again only if you know how to use it) other than a gun(the best solution) would be a steel chain at least 2 meters in lengthnot to kill but to harm, maim and drive off, but again only if you are on the money with what you are doing
>>537476997there is also a video of a Pit owner with two or 3 pits he took boar hunting but pissed off a pack of said species and those giant beasts were just running back and forth busting his dogs up hard like it was a sport, it was brutal to watch but I blamed the owner for bringing pups to a tusk war
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>>537472312Honestly, it looks like the Lizardmen's weapons from Warhammer Fantasy.
>>537465804faggots like you is why dog bite damage even existschads just poke the dog in his eye or gouge it out and have no restraints or hold backthat’s it, that’s the whole thing: most people don’t attack back at all. fun fact a human bite is extremely strong and lethal to most animals because it carries a lot of germs, they die from blood poisoning due to all the cavity causing bacteria
just dont be jewish or surround yourself with jewry, simple as.zogbots will seethe
>>537464694This is bs. My pattie is able to bite down on my fingers during play just hard enough that I can swing her around by her jaw (she loves it) without hurting me. She is about 6 now and never bit a person. This is just a different form of racism.
>>537477477>unironically using the beachhead dumbass of dumbasses from the series as a reaction
>>537472312looks like an aztec styled limb and body mutilatorI honestly believe with something like pic related or my pic related used with timing and skill you could fuck up even large animals attacking youweapons like that are designed to maim, I dont see an animal doing so well once you have hit its face and a limb with such so long as you put sufficient power in the strikebear flesh is as weak as all mammal flesh, the fur is the only impact absorbing factor in this.if I fought a person or dog with such my first thought would be to go for a leg at the first opening.just ruin that and start circling your prey
>>537477439I suppose they have to learn sometime (though I would think they're inherently game enough to "figure it out"). They're a faster maturing dog I would imagine (being smaller; pitbulls that is) but reading about people with Scott line American Bulldogs they don't start properly working them til two (and the bones are mature)It's harsh to me but I think honestly that may also be a factor in "bloodsports" (I know it's not exactly that, but if you're using dogs on boars I'd imagine it's a guarantee one will get gored eventually) use is that those type of people don't get as attached to APBT (because they're preview them as a "weapon")
>>537479081its just amatuers with the wrong kind of dogsthe pits went headlong in with no consideration for what they were in for, they were clearly not trained as hunting dogs, making the owner a stupid fuckhead who neither knew fuck all of how to train dogs or even understood what was going to happen if he brought undisciplined animals against the Tusk Clan I assume it was probably his first boar hunt, the whole video gives you the impression on the second watch that neither pits nor their owner had dealt with a troop of boars before.the boars in question were easily two and half sizes bigger than the dogs with far more horsepower and speed at a charge.his dogs were getting flipped and T boned like cars left and right within seconds and you could tell by the owners actions he switched from "Hah me an me pits goin huntin.!" to "OMG I gotta save me pupperinos what do I do!?!" I am glad personally I neither brought dog or relative on my first wild pig hunt, I payed a local rancher to take me hunting ones tearing up his land so I could learn from someone with experience and his ranch hands and I am glad I did, those pack boars do not fuck around and even lone boars are no joke to me.
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