>>537473815Buy an ad Elon
Elon voted for Joe Biden
when elon dies the economy is going to crash, elon fanboys should be held accountable for this
>>537473815lets take a wild guessbut jokes aside i think commies are just less educated and they are more empathetic or smth. they care about others too much unlike the right wing ig
>be Elon Musk>sell web software that copies classifies to newpapers.>software doesn’t work>sells company to competitor.>starts building internet payments company with profits >dot.com boom>get venture capital.>never releases a product.>gets bought out by Theil’s PayPal who is buying all fintech competitors to get monopoly.>musk code is so insecure and buggy PayPal just kills it.>musk spot Tesla, an e-car company already making speedster, started by top engineers and auto execs> buys stake in Tesla with PayPal buyout.> tesla execs negotiate massive governs gibs and clean energy credits for expansion while designing commuters models.>musk gets his Silicon Valley venture buddies to invest heavily, and in return get execs and board seat.> tesla releases successful product.> musk sues and goes to court to be called “founder”>musk fucks around original Tesla founders to gain share control.>Google and others get into ecar and auto-drive game, sparking venture capital orgy.>obama gets elected sparking green energy credits and gibs orgy.>musk sucks on both pipes to massive investment success.>high priced, industry leading Tesla engineers create market leading electric models.>tesla shares listed, musk makes billions. >musk gets bored, starts telling engineers what to do, because he knows better> eliminates LiDar in self-driving, borking the tech.> imposes Tesla control of all cars despite ownership.>orders engineers to create Cybertruck, a homer Simpson back of napkin disaster.>did I mention Tesla still isn’t profitable?>tesla starts to lose market share as competitors catch up.>musk get bored.>turns to SpaceX a dead company he founded to hype mars exploration, hires ex-NASA staff and engineers with Tesla money and names himself chief engineer engineers.>ex-nasa staff get government research gibs and engineer shit themselves.
>musk bored (possibly on drugs) buys profitable Twitter.>immediately destroys Twitter, never profitable since.>failing Twitter is rolled into Tesla to hide losses.>Tesla loses more market share, musk starts calling it a taxi company.>all those Tesla green credits and gibs start to end. >russia invades Crimea, space cooperation disintegrates.>spaceX ex-nasa employees get massive government gibs now. >spaceX becomes success.>musk bored, sucks up to Trump.>gets DOGE and destroys government. >AI orgy hit Silicon Valley and Wall Street.>grokAI such a failure musk calls on politicians to order halt to development and sues OpenAI.>tesla, xitter now all failing are rolled into X.AI and then SpaceX, hiding their financial loses.>SpaceX listed, Musk makes trillions. When did you realize Musk is a salesman and Wall Street con who never built a single thing?
>>537473896No billionaire ever stole my bike.
Idk but spooder bern cracks me up.
>>537475886starlink is the only arm of spacex that is profitable. twitter, xai and space divisions all lose billions
>>537473815Good morning saar!
>>537473815Elon literally didn't build any of that. His employees and the $38 billion in government welfare he received to pay his employees did.>>537475966You've never even had your bike stolen at all.
>>537473815Elon Edgelord Musk is NOT right wing. I rebuke you both in the name of Jesus Christ.
>>537473815He's certainly created a lot of snake oil.>>537475966Oh, you sweet summer child...
>thread is about how only right wingers create anything anymore>leftoids just complaining about Elon nonstopThere really is an iq gap.
>>537473815Why has he been associated with robots despite providing nothing unique in the field and basically being a decade behind boston dynamics
>>537473815Elon, we have not forgotten you cheated in a video game to try to look cool
>>537473945Yea.......... But I don't buy that. Nigger.
>>537473815Elon can't even play a fucking video game without paying someone else to do all of the hard work for him. Top tier bait from OP to imply this guy had any sort of hand in creating any of the technology from his businesses. And unlike Trump, he's not even remotely likable
>>537477603>missing the point where the illustrative image is about a silver-spoon hack who just rubberstamped his name on other's workit makes just as much since to say, why does only left create stuff anymore, and right wingers can only grift and steal work
>>537473815>Muh left, muh rightEschlong doesn't align with anything. He's an opportunist. Remember when he got all those CO2 credits from Obummer? Or when Reddit was sucking him off 24/7? When EVs were hated by the right? He "re-aligned" just in time for the next administration.He just follows the power to get favourable deals from the government. Just like any silicon valley tech bro.
